Dave Letterman: Great Moments in Presidential Speeches

[supersoulrythim]

if this guy got elected twice & obama only get once.. something isn't right.

[Seraplane]

@EEF21 Chill out, man. You aren't making your point come across well by calling the opposition "faggots." It's rude, and President Bush was a really, really terrible President. His presidency was full of job loss, unnecessary war, and letting the rich have their way all the time.

[Seraplane]

@fightingbulldog95 Yeah, I'm not sure your memory is serving you very well.

[govtschemes]

Yes.....I think now would be the time to reintroduce this, except this time call it "Obama said what!!?"

[fightingbulldog95]

No matter what.. Bush is a way better president the Obama!!

[donna1175]

@2:35 "Make sure you do the politically right thing, Thats not my nature" LOLOLOL

[Jantv81]

I like Dubba, he's so funny!!

[yourbestenemy]

Great stuff!

[Hats1976]

@yourbestenemy How about where he says,if you don't do what we tell you,we'll kill ya,lmao!

[EEF21]

To all people with a sense of humor and not faggots who love to hate bush just because there parents do: most of these aren't speeches most of these are simple charity events and he's kidding around about almost everything he says. And who the fuck cares if he stutters sometimes it's normal to stutter. Obama does the exact same thing at charity events: he kids around and says funny shit but you rarely see segments making fun of him you know why: THE MEDIA IS RUN BY LIBERAL BASTARDS WHO ARE BRAI

[thebeardguy71]

@EEF21

Define a liberal bastard for me.

[buddahJesus]

Letterman = the king

[katanawarrior2008]

lol I LOVE TO SEE GEORGE W. BUSH FUCK UPS

[JamesH4K]

HOW FUNNY

[rinaldootje]

Was he drunk or something? :P

Ooh wait 2:21. I guess he was.

[Jam4K]

Funny

[smsteve888]

I'm bembarrassed for you

(To quote Ralph, from the Simpsons, who could beat Bush in chess any day)

[ahlbergisen]

fucker...He is the reason that americans  have a bad rap...

[rigel5]

This idiot only got elected 1st time round because his brother fiddled the election results in Florida. Go Obama!

[wanobe124]

@rigel5 How has that gotten you?

*smirk*

[algernonlover15]

I am so emberraced

[surgednb]

yeah and I'm embarrassed by your spelling, not to mention the fact this text box has spell check.

[algernonlover15]

ok sorry i was holding my pet bird while typing

[bearinmyhair]

I'm embarrassed that you live in America and don't know how to spell.

[Worrier316]

I can't believe Al Gore and John Kerry both lost to this guy!

[Dave985033]

I wish my kids could grow up to be such a great President as George Bush.

[babolla]

Hahahaha

[loungelizard5000]

Shame on anyone that voted for a retatrded person to be President of the United States.

[Worrier316]

I think the former President has been in seclusion because he's prepping for comedy shows in Dallas.

[ronpaulisnumber1]

LOL

[mattlewis66]

So how many of these tidbits will we see after Obama has his share of door mistakes, cacologies and who knows what? Will we see the great "I've visited 57 States" line? I am commenting merely to point out it doesn't matter how smooth you are or how collected, you will make mistakes verbal and physical whilst in the high office. It is petty to begin counting them up and displaying for all the world to see.

[monologtube]

geeez. he was making a joke about being born "right before" 1932. people in his age group (older but not OLD old) always make jokes like that. he wasn't mistaken about his birth date.

[burmppootbarpmeep]

what if he died?

[omar2019]

LMAO @ him dancing with the Saudi guy! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is HILARIOUS!

I can't believe this idiot ruled America for 8 years.

[WARP10CK]

I never saw that clip before LOL

[grumpytosnowwhite]

Who was that Reagan impersonator.

[sush139]

I will really MISS this guy!! Obama never said anything weird or stupid. What a bore!

[avalanche510]

ROFL!! this has made my day!! fantastic!!

[donna1175]

I think people voted for him a second time because his running mate was even worse than he was.

[WogCrew4life]

what a stooge he didnt even get his own birthday right

[viketaker]

1:06...wtf?

[fordskool]

i dunno but either way it was a table......the guy was here!

[audiopro316]

2:07 2:31 LOL right...

[asdfgoogle]

I can't believe there were so many idiots to vote for Bush a second time. One can only assume that they didn't pay attention to the politics.

lol :)

[AnimeIntroStyles3]

Bush made republicans look so bad...and then McCain nominated Palin.

It's like you keep waiting for the show to end, but it never does.

[adriatic45]

Drink does destroy your brain cells.

[WeirdAl68]

1:35!

[Methadonebunyip]

The word "Dense" made into human form.

[TakerRules72]

See he even agrees that we should leave. LMFAO

[kappra]

I will miss having Bush to make fun of (perhaps Palin is his replacement?), but am so happy we will have someone with eloquence, style and intelligence in the W.H.

[Worrier316]

To hell with that loser Palin! I would vote for Bush over her.

[vnvlthm007]

"If you don't like what you tell you to believe in... We'll kill you".... Oh my, never laughed that hard in years. I couldn't breath...

[dionysosfi]

Magico George...he's a President Of Mass Entertainment...

[gcalvanetten]

dionysosfi, that has to be the greatest display of optimistic reframing i have ever seen :D

[wwwwideawake]

Obama's win has been regarded as the manifestation of the belief that anyone can become president. I think Bush proved this idea to a much stronger extent. Hahaha....yikes.

[NaturalLife24]

No, i'm pretty sure Obama proved it to a stronger extent.

[CelebrityOFP]

No i agree with wideawake.. bush def. lowered the bar for all.

[jprhyme]

funny, yet sadly depressing on so many levels

[W23Sneijder]

ROFLMAO at the 2:31!!!! /agree

[potato9990]

lol love him or hate him, he is one funny dude

[VanishingAct27]

Obama in 08

[mona1313]

BUSH sucks! Love the video!!!

[yoho191]

absolutley, i support you 1000%

[bolderr]

that's why this country is in deep shit, george w. bush.

americans voted for him, americans are as stupid as him!

[mona1313]

let me remind you, that it was rather flaky and suspicious Bush even won the first time remember Florida ? The second time.. well we all know...

[bugattibowler]

McCain should have been there in 2000.

[mona1313]

I agree with you but don't forget Florida, there were many votes that were not counted because of the ballot issues.. Also Al Gore won popular vote but it's all about the Electoral College that counts!don't forget that too. So not all Americans are stupid George Bush no argue about that he will go down in history as the worst ever lived!

[Renn229]

it's funny when he stutters and trips over his words becuz it's ironic when a President isnt a good public speaker..but it isnt funny when half of the things are taken out of context

[StrawberryBigMac]

what a fucking douche burglar

[amoneysim]

gosh...what a fucking dumbass

!!!!you know what's job you get if you drop outta 2nd grade in america? you can become a president lol

[jopiira]

This serious, USA have most nuclear weapons and leader is dumb fuck

[januaryjen]

This is always my favorite part on Letterman, thanks! I have tears running down my face!

[biolectron]

what a dumbazz

[MoslimMaster]

A message to all americans allowed to vote:

Obama (He has got this issue in his political program) is making promises about improving civil rights, eg Voting. When you are able to make your vote count, as it should count. Make sure your knowledge, about what you are voting for, grows together with the responsibility that lays within that vote.

[russcarljohnson]

obama wants to ban semi automatic weapons and .50 calibre rifles.

.50 caliber weapons have not once been used to commit a crime.

I cannot vote for someone who does not support the constitution and my second amendment rights.

- i don't care for bush.

[joelb5000]

I agree with the second amendment myself.

But, your argument is flawed. .50 caliber weapons have never been used to commit a crime? Where do you get your statistics? A cracker jack box? Seriously, the odds are overwhelmingly against you--ink pens have been used to commit a crime.

[mike50333]

"I think the world would be better off if we DID leave!" John McCain really is alone in the Iraq War! lol

[gruntr18]

by far the best segment

lol hilarious

[Michiyori]

To think that this guy succeeds Bill Clinton, probably one of the best speakers ever. Such an assault to America.

you know, i think watching a red-faced clinton yell at reporters is far more interesting than watching bush blabber and stumble over his words.

[caulery]

Really? REALLY? Are you that stupid? God have mercy on your soul? Bush is a Better speaker than Clinton. Really? Prob one of the all time dumbest comments ever. You have to be hill

billy from the south.

[jaggo84]

2:30-2:42. That's my fav. It's hard to find such sincerity in politicians.

[ThePablo69]

at this point I just pity the foo

[kabatake]

thank god he is leaving the white house soon.

[inuyashamaniac1]

Bush really makes it hard to take pride in America. I wish we were back when America had reasonable rulers who we could count on. America is no longer a super power with him in control. I don't even like the country anymore.

[Raven1x]

OK Americans, new rule: Your next president must be one of the higher primates.

Geez, I can't stand McCain's policies but at least the guy can get through a sentence.

[PorkyPants]

Wow! President Bob Barr will be a major step towards elocution.

[ThaFinest793]

in a way im gunna miss this guy in office.. no more of these haha... well if Obama gets in we'll see plenty more

[vulcanicoliose]

o as with a president McCain. That's what happens in a two party system: you have all the freedom to choose between the two morons

[caulery]

Obama is one of the premier speakers of all time. He did not got this far from his resume. I love dumb hilly billy Republicans.

[ThaFinest793]

yea ur right, i guess switching your words around and thinking there are 57 states is far from hill billy bullshit... got me there... retard..

[jacobtheninja]

what a fucking idiot

[geffel]

$4.99 for premium in So Cal.

[cw505]

"the world would be better off if we did leave". the truth will always, eventually come out.

[mistahkleen1963]

ROTF!!!! You can't make this crap up. Bush is a legend, LOLOLOL.

[DBack88]

3.95 a gallon? In the UK its 11 dollars a gallon. You don't know how good you've got it. We have to pay 17.5% tax on almost every product we buy.

[jsfhlkjdfadfhjgk]

already 11 overthere? amazing. I don't have any comment

[inuyashamaniac1]

Idiot doesn't remember his own birthday lol!

[Falloutfollies]

The really scary part is that I've looked at several of these videos now and none have included a repeat.

[luqmaan10000]

bush08

[Photoshopphantom]

3.95 here

[Brunoburgh]

Some where out there are idiots that voted not once, but twice for this idiot!!!!! And to all those idiots, its time to scrap-off those bumper stickers, that's if you can still afford to drive your car at $3.65 per gallon.

[jsfhlkjdfadfhjgk]

$9,67 a gallon in the netherlands €1,65 a liter

[Brunoburgh]

God I thought we had it bad :P

[TWern9]

Great Compilation! I didn't see a lot of these

[jigglypuff3]

if mccain gets elected im moving to out of the country

[CanadiAnnie]

What an idiot. Thank God I'm Canadian.

[notears89]

how this guy got elected as a second time il never know

[nahom33]

And they say Obama is just "speech and elquency". After 8 years of Bush have you not missed elquency.

[DK1theone1]

omg ! 1:02 bush has saberz ! duck and cover

[MargeTheLarge]

Wow, do you really want to elect a new guy? DO YOU REALLY? Oh, please, make him your president til he dies;]

[Bricksmith]

lol and you stem from which country now?