Elvira's Not a Witch

[sgf129]

if shes not a witch, then how did she just make my pants move?

[MrHaterbehatin]

(o)(o)

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

36 people wouldn't like bigger %$#@!

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

Elvira turned 60 in September

[OkamsRazer]

I may not vote for her, but she definitely would get me to stand to attention for her....

[lastEvergreen]

Huh I though the name was like Evil-ra or something like that.

[thanqualthehighseer]

i`d vote for her.

[superman1234393]

She's right about what she said. She's not a witch or a vampire. She's a person like everybody else.

[HarryPotterMstrGirl1]

hahahaha, it really encourages people to keep up with politics or else this wouldn't make any sense. As always, hilarious!

[Cassavius]

I couldn't get my eyes off that one rogue lock of hair...that wig has a mind of its own and I like the way it thinks.

[Blah3156]

Oh Elvira I loved you ever since I laid my eyes on your precious Haunted Hills, love the video hope you'll get to be the most frightning person the Senate has ever seen! muahahahaha TITS muahahahaha

[Petunies4]

@Blah3156

Gotta love those Hills.

[TheSWFuniverse]

Muchhhhhhhh BIGGER tits

[dramphyr]

Love it

[DelaYahu]

she don't float

[MrTyboy0735]

Old hag

[manmanguy]

She still has it going on.  Yum yum.

[me4901]

She looks like a witch,

and she turned me into a newt!

(I got better)

[CircuitFist]

@me4901 lol I see what you did there. BUT the question remains - does she float? Well, maybe something of hers does...

[MrMunchhead]

you look like the re-incarnation of Vampira

I love you

[instereovideos]

@MrMunchhead where have you been?

[MrMunchhead]

@instereovideos seriously now... omfg... I thought shes dead x___x

[instereovideos]

@MrMunchhead yeah... sure, she stole her look from Vampira. But she's been the "Vampira" of our time since the early 1980s. People these days are more likely to know Elvira than Vampira.

[hydrolito]

@instereovideos She did a movie where she played a witch Called Elvira Mistress of the dark was a commedy. Why knock movies with giant bugs it's better than some of the stuff they have on now.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

BTW, Happy 60th Birthday to Cassandra Peterson (AKA Elvira, Mistress of The Dark), who just celebrated on Saturday the 17th.

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

I'm me, with BlackDynamite between my legs

[LOCUSTHATER666]

Hell I'd still hit it :3

[sgf129]

pamela who? fox what? give me elvira every day of the week.

[TheSoulKeeper7]

Elvira mistress of the dark, from 1st time i saw u i couldn't escape your (big)

charms :-)

[skyclad419]

blah blah blah...all i see and care about are those aglorious tits

[Newwaver2007]

-3 Nice

[TheGuardianCore]

Good Health <3

[diemondcutter]

Elvira - I wish IFC would let you do a Halloween Special or something

[hamzah938]

Just as good as 25 years ago!  Rack n' Roll!

[TheVagabond7]

Elvira rules!

[melovetorun]

W-I-L-F

Witch I'd Like to Fuck

[Azrael666Azazel]

Elvira I believe that your 1988 movie proves that you are indeed a witch now the only question that remains is do you weigh as much as a duck

[JeremyMilne]

But she is a witch, thats how she still pulls it off.

[JoseTwitterFan]

2012 headline: "Elvira runs again for president; Teabaggers spit on whether she was born in Canada or Trannsylvania"

[UltimateRasengan13]

She may be three times my age...

But I'd tap that ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK.

Damn is she hot!

[my79kz]

@UltimateRasengan13 Still Pretty Hot at ''60''  YEAH

[Trickishismael360]

@UltimateRasengan13 Same here

[LOCUSTHATER666]

I'd vote for you in a heartbeat :D lol chances are you would do better then Obama and for sure......*sigh*......Palin...­.-_-

[Hardyman1966]

I honor of Christine's new pop-up book about how not to do it (win, work, play with the man in the boat, etc...)

[Mudinacan]

yea she does have some huge tits. but thats ok. elvira is a total babe.

[AngelofMusic101]

I didn't know tits was a curse word.

[Brennna]

She has blonde hair in real life. Just sayin'.

[oguzsaltik]

she has changed for sure. Like the fact that her boobs are more saggy than round (if u have seen the old Elvira than u'll know what im talking about). U can tell that she is LOT older, but she is almost 60 and still has a BANGIN' body. This woman was an icon of sexual innuendos, witty comments and outstanding comedic performances. Forever Elvira(Cassandra Petterson)!

[GodBeastX]

*Sniffs* ... I'd hit that

[Machi9095]

is it really Hannah's mom :O?

[solidkingcobra]

BOOBERELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nightblood]

oh my god i love you Elvira

[SinclairNight]

DESTROY ALL HUMANS LOGO.

[chenggaumui]

I'm the 2011th like.

[paranormalguy77]

WILF

[josesias]

she got my vote

[coachoster]

Elvira's a WILF.

[andreselaragones]

TETAS, TETAS, TETAS, BOOBS!!!!!!!!!

[sayalovesdiva]

Why the bleeping on tits?

[Wikipunani]

Krissy, you're a smart gal I'll give you that; not much is needed to surpass Barry's corruption.

But baby, keep your delicate fingers off my penis.

Just .. .. don't.



[whatwhere]

i don't care if she is 60 or not....she is still DAMN HOT....

[denisrenelara]

Ok, so who the fuck is she and why she shows up when locking for The Black Belles?

[WarshipAngelus]

I would like to see Elvira do a guest spot on Doctor Who...

I guess it will never happen, but it will still be nice to see Elvira interact with Matt Smith as the current Doctor on Doctor Who. That would make a great epsiode.

[peashooter96]

@WarshipAngelus I was just thinking that!

[Markel1970A]

@WarshipAngelus I would loveto see that espiode. I can see Amy laughing at Elvira's sexy comments while The Doctor and Roryare blushing and sputtering and River joining in with the sexy talk.

[BunnaySango]

I'd vote for her :D

[tomislavlac]

moar giant boobs late at night!

Im tomislavlac and I aprove these massage!

[DaffysTrike]

...eye of newt, wing of bat...how else can she still look like that?

[DaffysTrike]

ELVIRA FOR PRESIDENT!....we've already had the Devil in office ;)

[ohmygodthesky]

how does she still look this amazing, I believe she has found the fountain of youth

[hatihatikawan]

t3h original milf

[my79kz]

at 59 she still looks fine

[wngntz4u269me]

i approve Elviras bigger TITS

[dominic0324]

I love Elvira!!! She is still as hot as ever! lls!

[dominic0324]

I love Elvira!!! She is still as hot as ever! lls!

[KLX1410]

You are so sexy!

[Vagrarian]

She's sexy, she's funny, and I've heard she's a hell of a nice lady as well. What's not to like?

[weeredfrog]

oh lol

[GrizzledGeezer]

To those who wonder how Elvira can look so good at 60... Cassandra Peterson is, in real life, attractive -- but not glamorous. "Elvira" has alwyas been 90% cosmetics. The make-up hides her slow aging.

You can see what Ms Peterson looks like in her Wikipedia article.

[gratex]

@GrizzledGeezer get a fuckin life

[GrizzledGeezer]

@gratex.... How witty. How droll. Have you considered writing for "The New Yorker"?

[ckidlove]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL this NEVER gets old!

[L3onardoSan]

Elvira Rulezz don´t compare her to Hanna minx she just has big boobs

[Fairlove4u]

I can't focus..

[Tatsuyoujo]

For the record: Elivra's tits AREN'T that big. They get sit up... perfectly.

[YOYOdaMOOSE]

@Tatsuyoujo

blasphemy!

[itchyisvegeta]

I want this woman to do amazing things to me.

[Squeege14]

boobs!

[nondescriptman]

I can't believe this... I haven't seen her in 20 years! does she not age?

[TheKrayusKorianis]

@nondescriptman No she doesn't. Because she's a Witch... But with bigger tits.

I'd love for her to make me her love toy... >.>

[TheRandomamp]

@nondescriptman I would say plastic surgery, but she's gotta be an enchantress.

[Noshferatu]

@nondescriptman Nah, she's a timelord. She just regenerates.

[rockerclogger]

@nondescriptman She's a vampiress ;D

[hunteash001]

@nondescriptman No! Elvira is immortal! She might be a vampire....:)

[ThanagarianTragedy]

@nondescriptman She's a witch.

[FRIntense]

@nondescriptman no, no she does not

[XxLibra86xX]

she is beautiful.

[thankallahalltime]

thenoblequran(Ctrl+Enter)

[CatAtomic99]

The Elvira movie was a very cruel thing to do to a thirteen year old boy with cable TV. That's all I'm going to say.

[DoubtfulGrace]

I dont think I'll ever stop being in love with her.....

[PheonixRising77]

Elvira is not only SMOKING HOT , but she has got one of the funniest personalities EVER! I cannot tell you how many times she has brought me to tears with laughter. I LOOOOOOVE Cassandra Peterson! One of the true t.v. greats!

[tromba567]

two words. hubba hubba

[BigBrightBlueBox]

Elvira's still hot god damn it.

[1985lsf]

Pretty sure her lips were moving, but I was looking elsewhere. What did she say?

[CHARESTHEHAMER]

@1985lsf

the twins talk?

[RImusclebear]

Brilliant! I would vote for Elvira before I would vote for the bitch, I mean witch!

[rmc8193]

lologu

[ZombieLoanYuuta]

....*Staring at tits whole video* ....DAYUM GURL!

[MrBeautifulba1]

Vote MOJO NIXON for President in 2012 Dammit.

[brujah88]

I say 34DD.

[PollyJuice]

I wish I will look that good when I'm 60.

Then again, I don't look that good now, and I'm not even 35!

[ShaolinViolin]

damn i love titties.

[slapjaxx]

how big r her tits????

[slapjaxx]

hoqw big r her tits

[SpacePIRATEarrgh]

@slapjaxx Bigger than yours.

[dizzydean1000]

One problem. Elvira is 60, and still looks like that. HOW CAN SHE NOT BE A WITCH OR SORCERESS OF SOME KIND?!



[soulmacia]

@dizzydean1000 how about exercise eating right and taking very good care of your skin?

[Joeypeck87]

@dizzydean1000 Seriously...

[randomhajile11]

@dizzydean1000 Her plastic surgeon is a witch.

[JohnnyTie]

@dizzydean1000 She's 60?! HOLY CRAP! Def, a WILF!!!!

[dizzydean1000]

One problem. Elvira is 60, and still looks like that. HOW CAN SHE NOT BE A WITCH OR SORCERESS OF SOME KIND?!

[norwalks5150]

She's always been so funnny!!!.....another CLASSIC!!! :)

[norwalks5150]

I love Elvira!!! WHOOOO HOOOOO HILARIOUS!!!!hahahaha

[scamtrack]

Mistress of the dark!

[mechanesthesia]

OMG I love you!

[Dreshn]

Im you....... cept' with bigger tits. lmao

[iamjustgreat234]

ok funniest parody yet i fuckin love elvira this made me literally shoot milk through my nose awseom and epic

[DarkGift1]

'Bout time she says the T-Word... sort of.

[CountKleinmeyer]

Its truly amazing! While O'Donnell inspires the Tea Party, Elvira inspires Tea Bagging! LOVE HER!

[PUEBLOPLUG13]

dont stay gone

[TheTiana522]

this video is dumb

[DGM463]

THANK THE GODDESS SHE'S BACK!!!!!

[CountKleinmeyer]

@DGM463 I don't know what I love more:

1) That you like Elvira

or

2) That you said "Thank the Goddess!"

Either way, You rock!

)O(

[giantdavid89]

Man, what i would do to motorboat those things... :)

[ASadisticBear]

Elvira for president!

[Hyman74Roth]

Thumbs up, if you would vote for her. I know would!

[LookiReply]

you need to do this with more people

[aomtr333]

Thats some really big.......hair

[N0g0dzN0masterz]

LMAO!

[za100786]

Thank God Elvira is back! I miss her so much from when I was a kid.

[mistacramer]

Christine O'Donnell has waged a war against masturbation; Elvira has inspired it for decades :-P

[wolgreth]

omg.....I pissed my pants from laughing too hard on this! whoever this person is, she is a genuis!!!

[coolgreyoneabby]

@wolgreth You may be a bit young to remember her. Elvira was kinda a "big" deal back in the late 80's or so.

She hosted a late night horror segment where they showed old B&W and B movie horror flicks. She was played by Cassandra Peterson. I always thought she was great, big boobs and a sense of humor. Plenty of You Tube clips of her. I was very happy to see her again. This video was PEFECT!

[PATRICIOLLAMAS]

Elvira is an everlasting beauty...

[Shadowdancer21b]

I watch Elvira's Movie Macabre whenever I can!

[BarkBeak]

GOOO ELVIRA !!!

She's got my vote !!!

[ftsjr]

I'd vote for Elvira before I'd vote for that Tea Party nut.

[ApplesiPhone4]

Miss hannah minx sent me XD tell me if she sent you to XP （＾＿＾）☆

[MadXMax187]

that was flattering

[ThePedrosanta]

She's so Hot you kinda have to know what the real hot is,gee,you don't oh sorry.Go and find out then you'll know.

[venomjuicy]

I'm you.. except with bigger %!#$ XD

[LenkeH]

shes like an older hannahminx from youtube!

[todd3293]

@LenkeH haha I never thought about that before, but you are spot on!

[taclonex]

@LenkeH It's the other way around. Elvira has been around since the 1980's. Hannahminx does a good imitation of Elvira on her channel. She put on an Elvira costume and did a good job.

[yukadoo]

@LenkeH

Hmmmmmm.....wonder if anybody ELSE has noticed this similarity?!?

[inbredfriend]

@LenkeH hahaha i went to highschool with hannahminx

[shadowspirit112]

@inbredfriend bullcrap..sike

[lovettodding]

@LenkeH Nah. Hannah minx is like a younger Elvira.

[urantivirus]

@LenkeH Holy shit, I was just thinking that. Same face, same tits.

[paleo99]

Dude don't you get it? That Minx character is COPYING ELVIRA STUPID. Jesus were you born after 1990?

[LenkeH]

@paleo99 lol stfu if elvira's an older hannah then that also make hannah a younger elvia, jesus were YOU born yesturday!

[Candyrock15]

@LenkeH sooo...... are you trying to insult Jesus?

Well if you are, just never go to the leisure centre again!!!

If you don't get it, then just say hi to me and thumbs up! :)

[LenkeH]

@Candyrock15 ...

[ultrapirtle]

This is awesome!

[RantinAndRavin]

I love Elvira...she's so hott!! Praise the B-Queen!!

[gotafacelikemurderx]

why don't the 'auto-tune the news' guys autotune this as they did with the christine o'donnell ad?! surely, it would be a massive improvement.

[jackasstothemax45]

She is now my personal hero.