jack: if u had a sister or a dog, i would choose the dog. angelica: wait jack im with child jack: erm i dont remember.... angelica: u were drunk jack: i have actually never been that drunk.
he also forgot the bit where angelica asked him "jack, have you really ever seen the fountain of youth with your very eyes" and jack says "sorry can you repeat the question please" LOOOOL one of my fav bits :)
u forgot the one where hes talking to backbeard and he says angelica is more dangerous than a wild beas, a hungry wild beast,- angelica enters: father . jack: sweetness!
@crzyfrag coz of the bit where the carrige suddenly stopped and JS said in a scarcastic voice "OH... SHORT TRIP" and then giggled in a weird way and thats what everyone laughed at ;]
Watch clips from the first movie and compare Depp's voice. You can tell in this film what an influence the comedian Tommy Cooper had on his portrayal, but even that influence began in Dead Man's Chest.
The "Did everyone see that? Because i will NOT be doing it again" and the goat are the funniest!! Everytime I see the goat one I almost die from laughing!!
This really is my favourite of all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies...it's a lot tighter than the others, there is lots of action and funny parts and it's easier to follow the story. :)
Jack:"How can you say I used you?" Angelica:"You know...exactly...how" Jack:"I know, but how can you say it?" ... ... Blackbeard:"Someone must go!" Angelica:"You mean split up?" Jack:"You mean jump....this I cannot wait to see" Blackbeard:"Sparrow'll go...find the ship return the chalices" Angelica:"What makes you think he'll come back?" Jack:"Yes, what makes you think he'll come back?" Angelica:"We cannot trust him father, I'll go!" Jack:"She'll go!" Just love Jack, he's priceless x3
@ BestofDepp: thanks for uploading this! wish you had the bit when angelica fires her one shot at jack in the end and misses. forget what jack said but remember it was priceless
jack: if u had a sister or a dog, i would choose the dog. angelica: wait jack im with child jack: erm i dont remember.... angelica: u were drunk jack: i have actually never been that drunk.
AirRiflez 6 days ago
why did he smell the sword?
herpnderpful 1 week ago
wrond title "there should be a captain in there somewere"
Simsoniful 1 week ago
What about "I can name fingers and point names." that always made me laugh
CrazyLilRedheadGirl 1 week ago
Black Pearl in a bottle? Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle? It's like the why is the rum gone? Lol
Khalila13 2 weeks ago
jack the monkey ftw!!!
thegizmarie 2 weeks ago
You know that feeling that you get sometimes when you're standing on a high place and you have a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it... lol
dmcz98 3 weeks ago 4
he also forgot the bit where angelica asked him "jack, have you really ever seen the fountain of youth with your very eyes" and jack says "sorry can you repeat the question please" LOOOOL one of my fav bits :)
AirRiflez 4 weeks ago
4:45 tha scene is the best loool <3
AirRiflez 4 weeks ago
LOVE THIS PART 1:00 - 1:37 XD
Mrsleticiajonas 1 month ago
I can't believe that two pirate idiots and the two english gaurd idiots weren't in this move >.<
LunaBell08 1 month ago 3
@LunaBell08 it's so sad...they were so funny.
PotCandTTMfan4ever 1 month ago
*You were drunk!* *Ive actually never been that drunk..* :D haha like anyone would believe him xD
LoveSuck95 1 month ago 5
@LoveSuck95 looool
AirRiflez 4 weeks ago
luv jacks face he says thanks to gibbs!
Slyvester129 1 month ago 3
What did he say at 2:07 I couldn't quite understand him
TheDqishere 2 months ago
@TheDqishere Jack: How can you say I used you!
Angelica: You know exactly how!
Jack: I know!...But how can you say it?
CaptainSinaSparrow 1 month ago 3
u forgot the one where hes talking to backbeard and he says angelica is more dangerous than a wild beas, a hungry wild beast,- angelica enters: father . jack: sweetness!
1blahblahblog 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
@1blahblahblog loooooool yeah
AirRiflez 4 weeks ago
"We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes like this."
"I know a man with a goat."
"Good! I can go like this~"
1DarksAngel1 2 months ago 4
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jack:you walk like a girl
angelica: you would know
lol like that part :D XD
kindmonkey11 2 months ago
jack- "Alright feelings damn you"
gibbs- "And you left her still thats ooh thats low"
jack- "Thank you"
favorite scene eveer!!
FilipinaPrinsesa 2 months ago 3
" I understand everything . 'Cept that wig." - Capt. Jack Sparrow, i don't understand it either.
1blahblahblog 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos 2
Ijust know jack will have a daughter in the 5th movie. i get hunches like that.
1blahblahblog 2 months ago
the funniest scene in this is at the end when blackbeard's daughter shoots at jack but he says missed that was funny
mrclankdog 2 months ago
-You were drunk.
-I've actually never been that drunk.
XD
me00775566 2 months ago 5
angelica:"if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on if its not...
Jack: "its a dream"
lol part
Dramz9138116 2 months ago
If you had a sister and a dog... I would chose the dog..
Anderzor92 2 months ago
you forgot a scene when he said : you stole me and iam here to get my self back. hahaha
NightLocksmith 2 months ago
at 2;45 i think she was cusing him out in spanish
MsFirebender22 2 months ago
Jonny Depp is like King Midas: all he touches turns in to gold :D
whoisthatgirl345 3 months ago
Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel...Honest mistake.
So true, Jack.
asnaes 3 months ago
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darkangel21314 3 months ago
you walk like a girl. you would know! lol love this movie!
JohnnyDeppLover131 3 months ago
How was the first one funny?
crzyfrag 3 months ago
@crzyfrag You need to see the movie in order to understand it.
huntkjk 3 months ago
@crzyfrag coz of the bit where the carrige suddenly stopped and JS said in a scarcastic voice "OH... SHORT TRIP" and then giggled in a weird way and thats what everyone laughed at ;]
kialn 2 months ago
4:00
Angelica: "What makes you think he will came back?"
Jack: "Yes, what makes you think he will came back?"
:))
RaluElly2 3 months ago 6
Watch clips from the first movie and compare Depp's voice. You can tell in this film what an influence the comedian Tommy Cooper had on his portrayal, but even that influence began in Dead Man's Chest.
MattyJ 3 months ago
i've never been that drunk :D
TheKilohn 3 months ago
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The "Did everyone see that? Because i will NOT be doing it again" and the goat are the funniest!! Everytime I see the goat one I almost die from laughing!!
Emmiemate 3 months ago
Sorry but its Ts copay its crap...
but its a good video
Jack:- You know that feeling you
get sometimes when you're standing in a high place...sudden urge to jump
i dont have it
heheheheh
OutofControl41 3 months ago
Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
Jack's Father: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
Jack Sparrow: ......Depends on the light.
SheFoxAnya 3 months ago in playlist More videos from BestOfDepp 7
"I gotta go" Jack even kills his own almost kiss moment XD
XxMoonLitNightxX1 3 months ago
"Omnomnom EARRING!!"
crazyplaywrite 3 months ago in playlist Pirates of the Caribbean
7:05 "I gotta go" Classic Jack :D
clintos007 4 months ago
"He's even more annoying miniture!"
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
masht11 4 months ago
"....all right, feelings- damn you." lol
".....I gotta go." lol
haha! i love it when the kissing scenes are inturrupted!! so funny!
BTTFPokePirate 4 months ago
6:36 "Ive actually never been THAT drunk."
nussiasinua 4 months ago
4:44 "There is a girl. Female. Of the opposite sex."
nussiasinua 4 months ago
The test results are in....Capt Jack Sparrow YOU ARE THE FATHER!
CampinCarl354 4 months ago 2
"Your sword smells funny" is the greatest line in the film, in my opinion. Awesome!
mcard1d 4 months ago 3
nom nom nom, earrings :D
QueenPenelope100 4 months ago
oh short trip..hahahaha lol
AloniVictor 4 months ago 2
Gibbs, I was just one my way to free you from jail. You stole my map. (Head bop) :)
TheLightningmikester 4 months ago 4
This really is my favourite of all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies...it's a lot tighter than the others, there is lots of action and funny parts and it's easier to follow the story. :)
Can't wait till the fifth.
8bobthebuilder 4 months ago 4
"You're the one who insisted on bringin' a bloody mermaid!" lol
8bobthebuilder 4 months ago
"I gotta go" LOL
zLuckySnipes 4 months ago 3
swear I absolutely LOVE Jack and Angelica....they are Hilarious!!!! XDXD
27emski 4 months ago
''the black pearl in a bottle? why is the black pearl in a bottle?'' classic Jack Sparrow moment
oh, i men CAPTAIN JAck Sparrow
Olzvic90 4 months ago 8
-almost kissing- jack: i gotta go.
LOOOOOL
xChochiex 4 months ago
"Not quite feelings, mind you." XD LMAO
ENTERtheCREATOR 5 months ago
All right feelings damn you. :)
BabylonTerminator1 5 months ago
"you walk like a girl!"
"you would know!" lololol they're so funny!
NymphadoraBeeWolf 5 months ago 3
Did everyone see that? Because i will NOT be doing it again. kkkkk
biovandinha 5 months ago 74
@biovandinha that was funny part. or I did laugh. and so did the all other people in the cinema. (in finland, mänttä)
20arabella11 2 months ago
nom nom nom, earings xD
kawaiikyuuri 5 months ago
Why does she just stand on the beach shouting? She could have easily gotten in the boat...
Krystaelll 5 months ago
@Krystaelll
Jack would have thrown her off easily :D
acrobatsutr 5 months ago
lol! " theres a girl.... Female of the opposite sex"
TheExoticAnimal 5 months ago 64
LMAO AT 7:03 "I gotta go...."
justinboobieful 5 months ago
ven aqui o te arranco la cabenza! = Come here or I'll tear your head! :D {When Jack & Angelica Were Fighting}
justinboobieful 5 months ago
@underworldluver That is so funny...Those two fighting made the movie...
TheJohnnycage19 5 months ago
Lol Keith Richards is hilarious
The6thMagnitudeMan 5 months ago
If you had a sister and a dog...wait penelope cruz does have both!
darkchibicosmos 5 months ago 4
The part that made me laugh the most out of the whole movie was this.
7:11
DuskPixiee 5 months ago 3
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The part that made me laugh the most out of the whole movie was this.
7:11
DuskPixiee 5 months ago
The part that made me laugh the most out of the whole movie was this.
7:11
DuskPixiee 5 months ago
"does this face look like its been to the fountain of youth?" my favourite line out of the movie lol :D
logileksen 5 months ago
anyone notice that he posted this vid on Johnny's bday? lol nice job!
fushialubber 5 months ago
angilina:admitet jack u still luv me jack: if u had a sister and a dog id pick the dog lol
12345legofreak 6 months ago
we should need a cross bow an aura glass 3 goats one of us haste to lean to play the trumpet while the other one goes like this woo
inlovewithsasuke100 6 months ago 2
Captain, CAPTAIN!! Jack Sparrow! Damn it! :P
followerDISNEY 6 months ago
You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump?...
...I don't have it.
thedudemonn 6 months ago
if this is a dream, then you can keep your boots on. if it's not-
it's a dream.
no it's not! (throws jack off bed)
i should probably warn you, we're taking the ship. it's nothing personal...
(in spanish) sparrow, come back here or i'll rip your head off!
you might be better off if you just-
(sword goes through door)
stay out of it.
studio13drew 6 months ago
Question: Whats the pirate name that jack is talking to at 1:38, he looks familiar?
Francesco69Corleone 6 months ago
@Francesco69Corleone thats Jack's dad xD! Captain Teague :D
ValoraKatsumi 6 months ago
sparrow? what makes you think he will come back?
yes, what makes you think he will come back?
we can not trust him, father (jack nodding in background). i'll go
she'll go!
studio13drew 6 months ago 3
@studio13drew LMAO
weinmj 6 months ago
ooh! uncle vernon!
LOCOroco139 6 months ago
YOU DIDNT ADD THE BIT WHERE SHE TRIES TO SHOOT HIM!!
Tasharocker 6 months ago
Jack: I dont like toads
Tasharocker 6 months ago
Definitely the best POTC film, so funny, love the last scene between him and angelica.
Angelica: There is something that ive wanted to tell you since the moment we first met, i love
Jack: I do I, always have, always will
*go to kiss*
Jack: ive got to go
Tasharocker 6 months ago 2
" all right feelings damn you!"
" and you left her still?ohh thats low"
"thank you"
240ization 6 months ago 2
STIRRINGS O-O
pricture 6 months ago
@pricture Stirings?
EJAXK13 4 months ago
@EJAXK13 5:14
pricture 4 months ago
My funnies part of the movie was on like 4:00-4:10
Where she says : "We cannot trust him, father."
and then Jack shakes his head. LOL
maupie96 6 months ago
umm did jack just eat a earing
117dakotah 6 months ago
@117dakotah lol no, he bit it off her ear and had it in his mouth so she wouldnt see he stole it til it was too late.
xoxonkittikxoxo 6 months ago
forgot the part when he goes "I support the missionary's position"
silverlimosine 6 months ago
"no not quite feelings."
".......alright feelings, damn you."
NymphadoraBeeWolf 6 months ago
the black pearl in a bottle.....Why is the black pearl in a bottle? lol
kirajacksonforever33 6 months ago
SweeneyJackBarrie 6 months ago
the movie only had one flaw:
THERE WASN'T A KISS!!! WHY?! THERE WERE SO many chances!!!!
freezypenguin099 6 months ago 5
@freezypenguin099 there was one kiss in ´the captains daughter´
MiselemHector 6 months ago
@MiselemHector i know but i mean a proper kiss
freezypenguin099 6 months ago
@freezypenguin099
that's how they get people to pay for tickets to see the next movie in the series. ;-)
silverlimosine 6 months ago
Angelica: Jack.... If this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... (She sits up) It;s not!
Jack: It is a dream
Angelica: (Shoves him of the bed)
Jack: We're taking the ship
Angelica: COme back here or i'll tear you head off ya!
Jack: Stay out of it
freezypenguin099 6 months ago
@ BestofDepp: thanks for uploading this! wish you had the bit when angelica fires her one shot at jack in the end and misses. forget what jack said but remember it was priceless
art4thecure1 6 months ago
@art4thecure1 he says "missed!"
SweeneyJackBarrie 6 months ago
@underworldluver BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN is more like it
TheHaLoJeDi 7 months ago
your sword smells funny.
studio13drew 7 months ago
0:42 is that... Uncle Dursley?? XD
acrobatsutr 7 months ago 4
@acrobatsutr yes. yes it is :L
Mysticpizzadude 7 months ago
I love when Angelica speaks spanish!! :DDDD so funny.
valentinexagain 7 months ago
From 4:33
What's the name of the soundtrack ?! :)
AhmedSammoura2 7 months ago
Angelica: sparrow ven aqui oh te arraco la cabesa.
Angelica: sparrow come here or I'll tear your head off!
priceless
07darkrose 7 months ago
Jack: *Sniff Sniff* "You Sword..Smells Funny"
Barbosa: "I Poison From The Inners Of Poisonous Toads. Just A Scratch Will Kill A Man In Minutes."
Jack: Would You Mind Pointing It The Other Way.. I Dont Like Toads.!
BrownnEyedBabyGirl 7 months ago 3
Angelica Spanish " Come Here Or Ill Tear Your Head" Jack: iThink It Would Be Best If You Stay Out Of It.!
BrownnEyedBabyGirl 7 months ago
ha he stole her earring!!!!!!!
MrHockey1965 7 months ago
does anyone know what angelica keeps yelling at jack?
thepseudonym13 7 months ago
wut did angelica say in spanish?
hvitrgharm15 7 months ago
awsome :D to bad yoou diddnt show the clip went hes rowning away and she shoots the gun and he just shouts "missed" love that :) anyways lol!
loopyloo122 7 months ago
"is that it?" hahah XD
MiAfOrEvErYoUnG 7 months ago
- you walk like a girl...
- you would know...
LMAO/ LOL
olciusiaa888 7 months ago 4
jack: you walk like a girl angilica: you would know
crazypie99 7 months ago 2
6:00 "do u have any idea how difficult it was to catch that filthy pig?-not the bi one the four legged one" hahahahahaha!!!!
iluvtwilight199408 7 months ago 2
Jack Sparrow: "Your sword...smells funny"
bigshowdog34 8 months ago 2
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This movie was fucking hilarious xD
FallenEnigma666 8 months ago
lawl:
there is a girl....a female....*whispers* of the opposite sex...
XD I LOVE YOU JACK SPARROW
mmpv123 8 months ago 3
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Lioortjuh243 8 months ago
Did he eat that earring? ;D
SuperMrsLucy 8 months ago
@SuperMrsLucy i believe so yes. but thats jack for ya xD
xzombersx 8 months ago
jack: your sword smells funny XD
koenigmegan142 8 months ago
"Someone must go."
"You mean, split up?"
"You mean jump? This I cannot wait to see!"
"Sparrow will go. Find the ship, retrieve the chalices."
"Sparrow will go? What makes you think he will come back?"
"Yes, what makes you think he will come back?" XD
sseasshark 8 months ago 3
This is freaking hilarious! Thank u so much for posting this! Love Cpt.Jack!
AragornArwen187 8 months ago
nice vid and you're totally right, this are the best lines of captain jack sparrow :D
Miley1996Miles 8 months ago
very good but it need sound
zisisddd 8 months ago
@zisisddd the sound is good with me
Miley1996Miles 8 months ago
whats up with the fucked up sound
prostockgirl 8 months ago