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  • jack: if u had a sister or a dog, i would choose the dog. angelica: wait jack im with child jack: erm i dont remember.... angelica: u were drunk  jack: i have actually never been that drunk.

  • why did he smell the sword?

  • wrond title "there should be a captain in there somewere"

  • What about "I can name fingers and point names." that always made me laugh

  • Black Pearl in a bottle? Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle? It's like the why is the rum gone? Lol

  • jack the monkey ftw!!!

  • You know that feeling that you get sometimes when you're standing on a high place and you have a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it... lol

  • he also forgot the bit where angelica asked him "jack, have you really ever seen the fountain of youth with your very eyes" and jack says "sorry can you repeat the question please" LOOOOL one of my fav bits :)

  • 4:45 tha scene is the best loool <3

  • LOVE THIS PART 1:00 - 1:37 XD

  • I can't believe that two pirate idiots and the two english gaurd idiots weren't in this move >.<

  • @LunaBell08 it's so sad...they were so funny.

  • *You were drunk!* *Ive actually never been that drunk..* :D haha like anyone would believe him xD

  • @LoveSuck95 looool

  • luv jacks face he says thanks to gibbs!

  • What did he say at 2:07 I couldn't quite understand him

  • @TheDqishere Jack: How can you say I used you!

    Angelica: You know exactly how!

    Jack: I know!...But how can you say it?

  • u forgot the one where hes talking to backbeard and he says angelica is more dangerous than a wild beas, a hungry wild beast,- angelica enters: father . jack: sweetness!

  • @1blahblahblog loooooool yeah

  • "We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes like this."

    "I know a man with a goat."

    "Good! I can go like this~"

  • jack- "Alright feelings damn you"

    gibbs- "And you left her still thats ooh thats low"

    jack- "Thank you"

    favorite scene eveer!!

  • " I understand everything . 'Cept that wig." - Capt. Jack Sparrow, i don't understand it either.

  • Ijust know jack will have a daughter in the 5th movie. i get hunches like that.

  • the funniest scene in this is at the end when blackbeard's daughter shoots at jack but he says missed that was funny

  • -You were drunk.

    -I've actually never been that drunk.

    XD

  • angelica:"if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on if its not...

    Jack: "its a dream"

    lol part

  • If you had a sister and a dog... I would chose the dog..

  • you forgot a scene when he said : you stole me and iam here to get my self back. hahaha

  • at 2;45 i think she was cusing him out in spanish

  • Jonny Depp is like King Midas: all he touches turns in to gold :D

  • Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?

    Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel...Honest mistake.

    So true, Jack.

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  • you walk like a girl. you would know! lol love this movie!

    

  • How was the first one funny?

  • @crzyfrag You need to see the movie in order to understand it.

  • @crzyfrag coz of the bit where the carrige suddenly stopped and JS said in a scarcastic voice "OH... SHORT TRIP" and then giggled in a weird way and thats what everyone laughed at ;]

  • 4:00

    Angelica: "What makes you think he will came back?"

    Jack: "Yes, what makes you think he will came back?"

    :))

  • Watch clips from the first movie and compare Depp's voice. You can tell in this film what an influence the comedian Tommy Cooper had on his portrayal, but even that influence began in Dead Man's Chest.

  • i've never been that drunk :D

  • Sorry but its Ts copay its crap...

    but its a good video

    Jack:- You know that feeling you

    get sometimes when you're standing in a high place...sudden urge to jump

    i dont have it

    heheheheh

  • Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?

    Jack's Father: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?

    Jack Sparrow: ......Depends on the light.

  • "I gotta go" Jack even kills his own almost kiss moment XD

  • "Omnomnom EARRING!!"

  • 7:05 "I gotta go" Classic Jack :D

  • "He's even more annoying miniture!"

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • "....all right, feelings- damn you." lol

    ".....I gotta go." lol

    haha! i love it when the kissing scenes are inturrupted!! so funny!

  • 6:36 "Ive actually never been THAT drunk."

  • 4:44 "There is a girl. Female. Of the opposite sex."

  • The test results are in....Capt Jack Sparrow YOU ARE THE FATHER!

  • "Your sword smells funny" is the greatest line in the film, in my opinion. Awesome!

  • nom nom nom, earrings :D

  • oh short trip..hahahaha lol

  • Gibbs, I was just one my way to free you from jail. You stole my map. (Head bop) :)

  • This really is my favourite of all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies...it's a lot tighter than the others, there is lots of action and funny parts and it's easier to follow the story. :)

    Can't wait till the fifth.

  • "You're the one who insisted on bringin' a bloody mermaid!" lol

  • "I gotta go" LOL

  • swear I absolutely LOVE Jack and Angelica....they are Hilarious!!!! XDXD

  • ''the black pearl in a bottle? why is the black pearl in a bottle?'' classic Jack Sparrow moment

    oh, i men CAPTAIN JAck Sparrow

  • -almost kissing- jack: i gotta go.

    LOOOOOL

  • "Not quite feelings, mind you." XD LMAO

  • All right feelings damn you. :)

  • "you walk like a girl!"

    "you would know!" lololol they're so funny!

  • Did everyone see that? Because i will NOT be doing it again. kkkkk

  • @biovandinha that was funny part. or I did laugh. and so did the all other people in the cinema. (in finland, mänttä)

  • nom nom nom, earings xD

  • Why does she just stand on the beach shouting? She could have easily gotten in the boat...

  • @Krystaelll

    Jack would have thrown her off easily :D

  • lol! " theres a girl.... Female of the opposite sex"

  • LMAO AT 7:03 "I gotta go...."

  • ven aqui o te arranco la cabenza! = Come here or I'll tear your head! :D {When Jack & Angelica Were Fighting}

  • @underworldluver That is so funny...Those two fighting made the movie...

  • Lol Keith Richards is hilarious

  • If you had a sister and a dog...wait penelope cruz does have both!

  • The part that made me laugh the most out of the whole movie was this.

    7:11

  • The part that made me laugh the most out of the whole movie was this.

    7:11

  • "does this face look like its been to the fountain of youth?" my favourite line out of the movie lol :D

  • anyone notice that he posted this vid on Johnny's bday? lol nice job!

  • angilina:admitet jack u still luv me jack: if u had a sister and a dog id pick the dog lol

  • we should need a cross bow an aura glass 3 goats one of us haste to lean to play the trumpet while the other one goes like this woo

  • Captain, CAPTAIN!! Jack Sparrow! Damn it! :P

  • You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump?...

    ...I don't have it.

  • if this is a dream, then you can keep your boots on. if it's not-

    it's a dream.

    no it's not! (throws jack off bed)

    i should probably warn you, we're taking the ship. it's nothing personal...

    (in spanish) sparrow, come back here or i'll rip your head off!

    you might be better off if you just-

    (sword goes through door)

    stay out of it.

  • Question: Whats the pirate name that jack is talking to at 1:38, he looks familiar?

  • @Francesco69Corleone thats Jack's dad xD! Captain Teague :D

  • sparrow? what makes you think he will come back?

    yes, what makes you think he will come back?

    we can not trust him, father (jack nodding in background). i'll go

    she'll go!

  • @studio13drew LMAO

    

  • ooh! uncle vernon!

  • YOU DIDNT ADD THE BIT WHERE SHE TRIES TO SHOOT HIM!!

  • Jack: I dont like toads

  • Definitely the best POTC film, so funny, love the last scene between him and angelica.

    Angelica: There is something that ive wanted to tell you since the moment we first met, i love

    Jack: I do I, always have, always will

    *go to kiss*

    Jack: ive got to go

  • " all right feelings damn you!"

    " and you left her still?ohh thats low"

    "thank you"

  • STIRRINGS O-O

  • @pricture Stirings?

  • My funnies part of the movie was on like 4:00-4:10

    Where she says : "We cannot trust him, father."

    and then Jack shakes his head. LOL

  • umm did jack just eat a earing

  • @117dakotah lol no, he bit it off her ear and had it in his mouth so she wouldnt see he stole it til it was too late.

  • forgot the part when he goes "I support the missionary's position"

  • "no not quite feelings."

    ".......alright feelings, damn you."

  • the black pearl in a bottle.....Why is the black pearl in a bottle? lol

  • Jack:"How can you say I used you?" Angelica:"You know...exactly...how" Jack:"I know, but how can you say it?" ... ... Blackbeard:"Someone must go!" Angelica:"You mean split up?" Jack:"You mean jump....this I cannot wait to see" Blackbeard:"Sparrow'll go...find the ship return the chalices" Angelica:"What makes you think he'll come back?" Jack:"Yes, what makes you think he'll come back?" Angelica:"We cannot trust him father, I'll go!" Jack:"She'll go!" Just love Jack, he's priceless x3
  • the movie only had one flaw:

    THERE WASN'T A KISS!!! WHY?! THERE WERE SO many chances!!!!

  • @freezypenguin099 there was one kiss in ´the captains daughter´

  • @MiselemHector i know but i mean a proper kiss

  • @freezypenguin099

    that's how they get people to pay for tickets to see the next movie in the series. ;-)

  • Angelica: Jack.... If this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... (She sits up) It;s not!

    Jack: It is a dream

    Angelica: (Shoves him of the bed)

    Jack: We're taking the ship

    Angelica: COme back here or i'll tear you head off ya!

    Jack: Stay out of it

  • @ BestofDepp: thanks for uploading this! wish you had the bit when angelica fires her one shot at jack in the end and misses. forget what jack said but remember it was priceless

  • @art4thecure1 he says "missed!"

  • @underworldluver BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUURN is more like it

  • your sword smells funny.

  • 0:42 is that... Uncle Dursley?? XD

  • @acrobatsutr yes. yes it is :L

  • I love when Angelica speaks spanish!! :DDDD so funny.

  • From 4:33

    What's the name of the soundtrack ?! :)

  • Angelica: sparrow ven aqui oh te arraco la cabesa.

    Angelica: sparrow come here or I'll tear your head off!

    priceless

  • Jack: *Sniff Sniff* "You Sword..Smells Funny"

    Barbosa: "I Poison From The Inners Of Poisonous Toads. Just A Scratch Will Kill A Man In Minutes."

    Jack: Would You Mind Pointing It The Other Way.. I Dont Like Toads.!

  • Angelica Spanish " Come Here Or Ill Tear Your Head" Jack: iThink It Would Be Best If You Stay Out Of It.!

  • ha he stole her earring!!!!!!!

    

  • does anyone know what angelica keeps yelling at jack?

  • wut did angelica say in spanish?

  • awsome :D to bad yoou diddnt show the clip went hes rowning away and she shoots the gun and he just shouts "missed" love that :) anyways lol!

  • "is that it?" hahah XD

  • - you walk like a girl...

    - you would know...

    LMAO/ LOL

  • jack: you walk like a girl angilica: you would know

  • 6:00 "do u have any idea how difficult it was to catch that filthy pig?-not the bi one the four legged one" hahahahahaha!!!!

  • Jack Sparrow: "Your sword...smells funny"

  • lawl:

    there is a girl....a female....*whispers* of the opposite sex...

    XD I LOVE YOU JACK SPARROW

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  • Did he eat that earring? ;D

  • @SuperMrsLucy i believe so yes. but thats jack for ya xD

  • jack: your sword smells funny XD

  • "Someone must go."

    "You mean, split up?"

    "You mean jump? This I cannot wait to see!"

    "Sparrow will go. Find the ship, retrieve the chalices."

    "Sparrow will go? What makes you think he will come back?"

    "Yes, what makes you think he will come back?" XD

  • This is freaking hilarious! Thank u so much for posting this! Love Cpt.Jack!

  • nice vid and you're totally right, this are the best lines of captain jack sparrow :D

  • very good but it need sound

  • @zisisddd the sound is good with me

  • whats up with the fucked up sound

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