[11/26] Not drunk yet.

[goldkear]

its weird watching old videos and you have hair.

[fubina7]

luv uu

greàt music btw hun!

luv from Itàly

[gattonero583]

lol lol i remember that video you did on last year's thanksgiving, it's been a year i've been watchin ur videos O_O been so long!! i need a life

[madpinkhatter]

i know you dont like us to ask but i have noticed recently that you have a different background... whats happened their u moved out?

[BimBom8482]

lmao kaslapas -chelsea handler

[shirononeko]

Joe... Thanksgiving in the USA is always celebrated on the Thursday, the fourth Thursday in November to be specific. Anyway, I love your eps! I would buy them off itunes if I had ANY money! XD I only have 23 cents in my bank account...

[daviedaily]

OMG You and Tyler are my favorite!

[SuburbanHells]

your my favortie just so you know

[joc868]

loved it

[effinloaves]

"Terrorist isn't a race."

Hahahaha

[WnderBoy]

Joe, we should basically be bestfriend. You make my world go round.

You are so sassy.

[philipem01]

Well, Happy Fuckin' Thursday to you, Joe! Maybe if you went home instead of with your boyfriend it wouldn't be a fuckin' Thursday?

[avivaaria]

douche bag much?

[ClarkKent420]

yay for bleaching the cosloppus!

[SooTotallyTyler]

I applaud you for realizing terrorist isn't a race. Seriously. People are so whack

[theeldest16]

haha joe you crack me up!!

[TrixR4KidsXD]

actually the twilight saga is based in the woods cause they live in forks washington which is like in the middle of a forest!! duhh =P

[givemeabite]

cracked the fuck up when you said "Last time I checked...terrorist isn't a race."

[rockingreject]

Joe is one of the hottest of the 5, You are super cute. :D

[danielpatrickeenan]

megga cute

[WindowSheetKeyblade]

and even to terroists xD

your amazing<3

[bianzilla]

Awsh JoeD: So Cute.

[xchuckCORPSEx]

yayyyy. thanks :)

[jgd22552]

UR SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEeeee

[ehmondah09]

Your videos make my week. Seriously.

I adore you.

[vanness5]

Fuckin thanksgiving... hahaha hope you all had a good time.

[sebastiannt]

OMG YOU ARE CUTE

[0kiwimonster0]

im from canada and i definitely helped your EP get to #5 here. :D

[ellakicksshins]

you have such a innocent sounding voice that i'm still surprised when you say things like kaslopus.

i love it though

[Chaosamongus]

you are a funny funny man

[wquty]

HAHAHA I LOVE KASLOPUS...

[griffybabyyyy]

awk last years video wasn't bad! i imagined it to be like a COMPLETE MESS! xD

last year you were loving how your family was away! this year you're not as thankful! LMAO

That's so cute that you're with stephen's family :D

I love how every video of yours is in a different room! it's like a wee tour round the stevie and joe house! xD

<3

[Aranel1200]

"you should consider bleaching your cuslapus" XD!!! love you joey

[Toxickandyland]

so wat is the name of the ep??? i want 2 listen 2 it!!!

[hugovsky5]

"Terrorrist is not a race" bwahahah!!

[HelloMarvelous]

Check out your first related video - LOL

[Rockismylove]

hahaha that comment was funny

[awsome4eva]

Your voice is like, so, like anoying like OMG!!

:l

[xstevenprocess]

It wouldn't be a normal week on 5AG if someone didn't mention anal bleaching.

[urban1971]

Aww I was hoping for another drunk video. Dam now I have nothing to be thankful for.

[3vil1]

Your commenting on unfortunate comments = fucking hilarious. Therefore, your unfortunateness = fucking hilarious.

[RENThead311]

This video made my night! Joe, you're so funny!

[chapstickbandit]

American Apparel + Funny + Awesome =

JOE!

I'M dead serious. :)

[LadyStorni]

Hahaha... I only had one drink today... first thanksgiving as a 21-year-old and I was afraid my family would judge me...

[frankieinlights]

same. twas sad

[notwhatyouthink]

I love you!

'Terrorists isn't a race'

[InfamousPitreIII]

wonderful alternative to butt hole: kislopous

[glamberson]

Joe,

I have NEVER commented on your videos (I don't think), buut I ALWAYS watch and very much enjoy them. I don't think I'd worry much about what someone named after a mouse that lives in either Las Vegas or the desert and admits they're insane says.

[Yummybrunch]

haha how is describing a video as a "terrorist video" racist? If anything, thinking the term "terrorist" refers to a particular race (which is what that user did) is kind of racist :P

Awesome video, Joe. As always :D

[MickieManiac505]

Naw Joe you're gorgeous. x and im dead serious x)

[disneykid1]

lol thanks. i did actually like the comment tho. i love keira knightly.

[Prickley71394]

"no wonder kristen stewart is so bored of being in those woods."

THAT WAS THE BEST.

[liz092008]

aw im sorry you cant be with your family..but my mom is in arkansas too and im also in the midwest and it sucks.

and im pretty sure that you're right about the twilight movies only being in the woods.

[darkesaint]

Love a bitter Joe! Keep it going!

[abacus1701]

Hahahaha, best video of the week... I lobe you joe.

[gmedespair]

Wait...people ACTUALLY bleach that! lol

[smurfit24]

Joe...... have a great Thanksgiving!!! i enjoy your videos sooo MUCH!!! stay smart, intellectual, witty, funny, and of course drop-dead GORGEOUS!!! hugs!!! :-)

[LapisGarter]

Two families. I don't even have one. =(

[hoolio144]

i love you joe, you have so much spunk!! have a good thanksgiving (even though REAL thanksgiving was a while ago)... i hope you do it up with stevie's family this year too!!

[llelea]

maybe a percentage of keira knightley but no way on the john cusack

[disneykid1]

not john.

joan cusack. the woman.

[llelea]

oh my bad. you're prettier than joan cusack

[penguin3647]

yay not drunken joe xD

[bobertdos]

Aww, poor Joe! Don't worry , there are those of us who try to make sure comments like the aforementioned are not the only ones you get! I hope you have a wonderful, non-drunken -mess thanksgiving holiday! Bye, Joe!

[raddestqueen]

Happy Thanksgiving, Joe!

[sunshinex1104]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

happy thanksgiving to everyone in the USA and not in the USA..

and even you, terrorist.

that was epic xD

[144md]

<3 i love terrorist too!!!

[yemisichemistry]

"..and even to terrorists."

Lol, love.

[GossipAstronaut]

bleaching your what??!! 8-o

[cmay93]

fuckin thanksgiving on fucking thursday. lol that's funny

[spinkydoodle101]

we dont have thanks giving in the uk. im glad i think its why you just beet us in most obease country.

[TheMrFraz]

Only Joe would wish terrorists a happy thanksgiving.

You're such a nice guy.

[TheSalmonShoes]

"last time I checked terrorist isn't a race" hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaa

[emmetgirl]

we love you in canada.

you're big in canada.

canada is the new japan.

[BlancType6]

yeee!

[disneykid1]

i always wanted to be big in japan. now it's like i am!

[theguybrarian]

Joe, I know you get swarmed with comments about you looking like different things... but I have the comparison to end all comparisons!

I was watching the first episode of Absolutely Fabulous and my god you look like what's-her-faces daughter (Sophie?)

......I wish I did.

[ponyningning]

love you joe!

[ryanfebruary]

Looks like you are going to be more popular in Canada than the US thus you should know that Canada had its Thanksgiving last month ;)

[ohmenay]

your welcome!

From canada :D

[Clarkechild42]

omg i see the joan cusack keira knightly resemblance

ha why didn't i notice it before

[gshonfield8]

I love the elevator music!

[whambamram]

Ok, How bout this equation.

Joy + Originality + Every thursday = Joe :D

[OrsoIclaim]

And you're dead serious.

[whambamram]

you betcha :D

[potterpancakes]

YOU ARE SO FUNNY hahaha like seriously

[YoBeboSangre]

"are they only in the woods in that movie?"

ahahaha. i saw it with my friend last night and when we weren't drooling over taylaut's abs (and vomiting at everyone's acting) he and i were laughing our heads off about the WOODS SCENES.

blahahahahahaha. yes. i do spend money on entertainment...and by entertainment i mean by making fun of movies in the back. (yes i am the annoying person who can whisper really well but brings along the friend who doesn't know how. sowwy!)

FLML.

happy thanksgiving!

[xgelicax22]

Happy Thanksgiving Joe!

[xtopher]

you know what that means joe?!?

You gotta come back to toronto canada for an autograph signing! lol =)

or just come for a week to party haha!

[ilovepop91]

LOL @ the way you say "fucking."

HAHA

Happy Thanksgiving!

[makepeacenotwar0505]

OMG this video made my day!!!!!!!!

[toshibaaah]

you are so precious it's not even funny!

[ParkinsonSlytherin]

it's because Canada is fricken awesome.

I <3 Joe.

[CheHan90]

whyyy aren't you guys doing themed weeks anymore? please tell me! it was fun!:)

[xXInsomniac17Xx]

"terrorist isnt a race" lmao. whoever called you a racist should go back to school....unless theyre already IN school..then they should pay more attention. lol

[makeupmonster09]

Joe you rule :P

Lmao x

[roxygurl1382]

Your videos on this channel almost always make me laugh.

"Happy Thanksgiving... and even to terrorists."

Love it.

Happy Thanksgiving to you!

[hawknobility]

the beginning and ending of this video are awesome. hahaha loved that you told korey (aka the terrorist) happy thanksgiving at the end :D

[tht2323]

JOE = LOVE

[sethapollo]

omg I never noticed but its true.

Keira Knightly and Joan Cussak. I totally see it.

[simplistic1018]

"its cranberry juice"

[NichisStuff]

I just remembered your last Thanksgiving video with the red wine. That one has been in my favourites since then :D

[HeyJeremyC]

I thumbs uped that comment.

[mkb278]

"fuckin.. thanksgiving, always on a fuckin.. thursday.. HI GUYS!"

- hahahaha joe, you are life.

[robzombierocks45]

whooa joe! congratzz :D

[kateyotcha]

HAHAH JOAN CUSACK stick it to the man

!

what is caslopiz, please explain

no i take that back

[sndchsr]

I'd rather know how he knows it needs to be bleached! haha

[MasOvaltinePls]

Lol Chelsea Handler fan?

[TotallyAnnika]

oooh joe mentioned me i'm a person not in the usa :D

[TrkyLym]

That's because Canada is more musically advance!

[melao9]

I love how you end the video.

"Happy Thanksgiving to people in the USA, not in the USA even to terrorist"

haha thanks Joe, made my day.

[sungwy92]

Havn't laughed in a LONG time.

And you've made me do just that.

So... thank you.

Oh and that's so fitting for thanksgiving!

Happy thanksgiving!

[meitzjoei]

ep congrats!

[AlrightChris]

hahaaha, thursday are my favorite.

[ricetwinkie]

This may be one of your best videos ever.

[likeablerain]

yay, no intro music. that intro needs a rest sometimes.

[ritzyroxy]

God Joe, you are so beyond brilliant! But omg, I tottally wrote onetime that you looked like Helena Bonham Carter! I think it was your Lara Croft Video. Sorry! ^_^

[disneykid1]

she's pretty so I don't mind lol. joan cusack on the other hand....

[gordonbonnar]

I'm commenting, even though I'm usually far too lazy to let you know that those people are crazy. One) You're super super hilarious, Two) You're insanely hot. Joan cusack with a penis WISHES she could be you and Three) Your album rocks.

I hope my purchase helped it skyrocket here in Canada. Speaking of which, it's about time y'all had Thanksgiving, we've been done for a month =D.

Last, but not least, you rock Joe!

[shyrichie]

I think if more people wished terrorists "Happy Thanksgiving"...........

[lovesxforxlosers]

bleaching ya whaaaat? :O

[thewillofthe313]

I love the Chelsea Lately Caslapus reference lol. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[TheLiamDude]

wow, the ep has done bloody well hasnt it?? oh and sorry, i havent been able to buy it yet as my amazon downloader isnt working on this pc, im waiting for the new pc to be ordered. its a mac, i hope.

[BeccatheBizarre]

Joe, I love you even more now since you quoted Chelsea Handler :)

Happy Thanksgiving!

:D

[JakeCatastrophe]

KISLAPUS joe who the fuck do you think you are?

chelsea handler? no, if your chelsea then stevie must be chuy

[disneykid1]

accurate.

j/k.

[qunder12]

Happy thanksgiving LOL at that comment

[HartzProductions]

lol, sounds so weird when you say the "fuck" word hahaha

[thekingofdefford]

hehehe it sounded like you said hi guys at the end of the video too :)I think its just my badddd hearing though.

[Eijeigami]

You shouldn't call people who call you a racist out on it...that's somethinism...you don't want to be a somethingist, do you? HUH?! =P Cute, Joe. Happy Thanksgiving. I wish you much food.

>_> We really need to celebrate that stuff in Australia. I like food way too much.

[ArcaneWaif]

What drunk Thanksgiving video is he referencing?

[5awesomegays]

@ArcaneWaif oh sorry, i just put it in the video annotations! =)

[Stephen5000]

This makes me think how I haven't been home for Thanksgiving for many years now. But then, suppose Thanksgiving was never a big holiday for our family. The big meals and family stuff happens at Christmas.

[elohelreh]

Joseph, Joseph, Joseph. You are more butch than I. Nuff said.

[LunaRain8]

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

[JessiEvaS]

Canada loves you, Joe! Happy Thanksgiving from a country that celebrates Thanksgiving on Monday.

[johnetie]

Well done. Not a racist terrorist comment in the entire thing.

[Nokomoroko]

Caslapus, do you watch Chelsea handler :P?

Loves it.

[5awesomegays]

YES, i adore her. and her books.

[savanna21]

joe's more of a joan cusak.

[elizasaurus]

joe, you never fail to make me laugh. (:

[Pabloontheverge]

What's the green thing on the background? LOL Happy thanks giving Joe!