Calpernia & Merna (Henrietta is OUT) - THE CalMixXx REMIX

[aqualisa]

Thanks for the laugh :-D

[converse1016ify]

gross



[biggsterboy]

Dancer is okay but the girl on the right is off the hook.

[bangleboi]

Oh god (lmao) Calpernia you just made me pee my pants. LMAO!!!!

[jablonsky67]

I grew up with these joyless f@#%bags. Thank you, very hot lady, for infusing this with animal joy.

[siahaandesain]

LIKE A BATTLE.. NICE SUIT GIRL...

[RobertitoF1]

You took something awful, and then added some awful dancing, and made something wonderful. Then I read your bio and it's no suprise you're a gutsy, smart woman.

[prozacato]

this is a shitty mess

[caleb700]

This makes me want to spread it... On the mountain...and by mountain I mean cock. O_o

[valleygirlhepkat]

aww this version blows!



[setpunk12]

holy shit this is awesome

[RolandDeschain1]

This is still one of the funniest things ever.

[justonlyjeff]

Awesome~!

[caleb700]

You've just made my day, thank you!

[faithofjudas]

surprisingly sexy..

[JessaLoxia]

This is my new workout video 

[Revengence]

Oh my fucking god. This is my new favourite thing.

[darliegoddess]

I watch this over and over.

[CalperniaAddams]

@darliegoddess Myrna breaks my heart every time I see her.

[haatwerken]

SAGGY TITS

[CalperniaAddams]

@haatwerken It's called "natural", LOL. Put down your Victoria Beckham pron long enough to look it up.

[missbrenn]

@haatwerken Well, I guess I want saggy tits then, because I'd kill for tits as nice as Calpernia's.

[icarus3375]

re E E E mix

[beithlives]

That is some seriously sad shit. And I don't mean the original although I saw that yesterday and thought that was sad. But damn. This is just ho-ifying...

bwahahahahaha. OMG

[dlvrymon]

Holy shit! Where've you been all my life!?!  Incredible!

[tehnaz12]

god this is awesome.

[octogirlpretty]

If they aired this version instead of the original, there is no doubt ratings would've been better.

[pjmac88]

nice tits for a tranny

[sugartruck]

I cannot stop watching this video. There is no way I will ever get tired of seeing this.

[superqueerkiss]

This is definitely the most incredible thing i've seen in a long time. The old lady is PRICELESS!! love the dance beat... awesome, thank you.

[mrslewis98]

Oooo girl. You are bad. lol

[twilightdreamscalvin]

You certainly improved the song :-P  Way to work it!

[hackerblaster]

fucking nutcase! lol...that is funny shit.

[fanfilmsf13]

Ahahahaha! Crikey, you really need to see the original first to appreciate this take fully! Love it Cal!

[xXxskayaxXx]

id love to spike the two librarians with xtc n ketamine PMSL!

[rorutherford]

Awesome, and super hot! Not sure who the two librarians were but they looked like they were enjoying themselves : ) ! Wish i lived in Hollywood! : ( ahh well!! : )

[liveup5]

Merna looks as if she had just got it in the ass for the first time from a stranger who smells of cheap scotch and GPC cigarettes. All while in the back of his bad ass 1974 El Camino.

[386max]

LMAO!!!

[hairbandguy]

What? No camel toe! LOL

[xXxskayaxXx]

someone missed to 'questions not to ask',wha'?!

[bumlove24]

You have the sexiest body ive ever seen! Did you really used to be a guy? x

[xXxskayaxXx]

ahh calpi,you're sexxsi but the wan saying merry christmas,i'd give her one first LMFAO i never tire of this video it's the best!

[xXxskayaxXx]

calpernia you are PRICELESS!!!!! rotfl! shake it!!!!

this is superlative

the daNCING IS FIERCE,

OH,REPENT WITH LAUGHTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (;

[simonsteven41]

you should repent before its to late....you're not a christian...

[devaloki]

wow. this just destroyed everything. i think i'm going to destroy my life for satan after watching this abominable video. shame on you

lol

j/k

[lexyOw]

so you went to the mountain to say it?

[lexyOw]

MERCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[iamnewfie1]

down right bad...

[XMidnightxWalk3rsX]

henrietta looks like a pug.....no ofeence henrietta lol

[Doyubi]

How can you take something as nasty as that and make it spankin' ass hot? A+ to you my female friend!

[Kairast]

ik ben hier via DUMPERT!!

[NGangsta84]

TITS

[RijenRijen]

can you show a cameltoe next time in that outfit ?

[InterjectingCow]

Yay for Calpernia milkshakes! Oops, er I mean yay for your remix of this!

[tgilbar]

AWESOME!  And I have to know, how on earth did you manage to keep that suit up?!

[CalperniaAddams]

It is just really tight, ha ha

[UnderwaterSky]

U rock girl xD

[AliceLovett]

LOLS *favourites*

[jamesdangerr]

you are fucking awesome calpernia, and great sense of humor as well!

[denisgber]

calpernia rocks whooooooooo

[sethapollo]

i love calpernia ^_^

[missy19101]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa u cant dance u fat slag lol im hyserical lol

[CalperniaAddams]

Fat Slags are my favorites in Viz!

[tcatdesigns]

Calpernia! Please take Merna under your wing and show her some moves and give that poor thing some fashion tips. You rock that girl's world!

[efedones]

there must be a scientific explanation for the reason why Merna is so horribly out of tune!!

what the hell was going wrong with her fringe?? *_*

the dancing...simply STUNNING

[xxthrasher]

love your sence of humour, and your dance moves, the hair flicks are deadly x

[pilomaya2012]

i love it. just how i feel sometimes!

[juavojuana]

I think I feel slightly suicidal after hearing that song, haha

[carsonrader]

Honestly, I think you're a genius. God bless!

[binzer617]

Ok...I seriously had the worst day and this just made me hysterical...I heart you Calpernia. You and Gilda Radner are/were the funniest women in comedy history :)

[NaomiClareNL]

Wow, this brightens my day! Great suit and great dancing.

[dreamingofpan]

WHERE did you get that great catsuit? Love this vid.

[darjiaethera]

XD Oh my god... that's amazing. I nearly died.

[belindadarlington]

your so fabulous i woke all depressee today then watched this it nade me smile x x

[LaFondaBHH]

I just cry when i see this hehe gosh calpernia u make me laugh xx

[tglola]

Calpy does it again, Luv it girl! lets go dancin sometime...

[iamnewfie1]

your the cats meow cal baby...

[vanBCdownbytheriver]

Haunting...

I can't get this song (or Merna or Henrietta's ghost like faces) out of my head. Jesus help me.

[yankee32879]

shake what your momma gave you calpernia! hehe. hilarious!

[TrevX9]

Oh God I lol'd so hard it hurts.

Great job!

[777Marlene]

Cal...Ilove like my own ,but you must of had to sware off mayonnaise, cornbread and karo syrup,and Mamas cookies to drip into that getup girl,you're a Carolina ham,but dont ever change...one of the best songs,they ever wrote for the Lord,very popular in Texas where I grew up,If Merna hangs out with you too much more she's gonna start drinkin ,smokin' and playin' her fiddle(Good Lord, bless her with wisdom) The south will rise again...love ya Calpernia

[NikoClemente]

I swear I watch this almost every day

it makes me laugh sooooo much LOL

your video's always put a smile on my face =]

[darjiaethera]

Nice. XD

[bl780grand]

Highlarious!! Merna looks scared... or intimidated, I'm not sure. Thanks for the laugh. :-)

[blackmetalqueer]

you sure look WAY sexier than Henrietta!LOL!

[Dibrini]

That outfit couldn't be any tighter girl!

[triplelambda]

o

m

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you are such a dork

but... you DO make it look so so good

lol

have a happy holiday season

[ebutlled11]

Calpernia- were you singing?? I didn't notice- can't think why??? You are one HOT lady with an absolutely INCREDIBLE body!!!

[CalperniaAddams]

No, I wasn't singing. Only dancing. The singing is from the original public access cable TV video, with added instrumentation and beats by me. =)

[MaryJaneSlingBacks]

I had this song stuck in my head all day! A great new year to you Pretty Lady.

[nightshade4and4roses]

Lolz...I like this version WAY better than the last! <3 Thank you, Calpernia! :)

[LikeTinkiWinki]

ur hot!

[Evirlyn]

Super hot, Calpernia. <3

[britpoppansy]

ooooh my god, pure gold.

[laurendelore]

You better work it, girl!

[lilgreymouse]

Life is worth living again.

[wapa710]

GENIUS

[mainman666]

When they first sang this hem this is how they thought it should be seen and loved =D You go

Calpernia!! I would have done some intense posing for this video if you wanted..LOL :P

[criegger1979]

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT Oh and by the way I LOVED IT

[goldhillproductions]

Girl, you rock.

[blackirises88]

Wow Calpernia you have a great body!

[zafdawg89]

"God richly bless you"... ahahaha who the hell says that???

[zafdawg89]

Oh, my! That is quite the outfit, Calpernia ;) ahahahah.. this doesn't beat the violin response but it still made me crack up.

So this morning at church, this song was the last song we sang and I had to ask to get out for a bit because I was laughing so fucking hard.. lol.

[jeremymlad]

Brilliant!  I think this is what true art is all about!

[PPJnet]

this has already become a classic :)

[drbpony]

LMFAO, I busted a gut laughing! When I put the original up, I never thought stuff like this would result!

I'm putting your remix on my blog. Priceless!

[CalperniaAddams]

Thank you!! =D

[RiotAndAnger]

You're jus so silly, and uniquee. Friggen love youu.

[CalperniaAddams]

Thank you, hon! Hope you two had a merry Christmas!

[hatlovers]

this is an amazingly satisfying coll work it!age. (love the added backbeat)

[quinthe1st]

You have some amazing hips, Calpernia.

[PaulRayIsMe]

Lose weight?! You've got Rockin' Curves! You KILL in that suit! Wow!!

Lucky I'm an Atheist or I'd be going to Hell for the thoughts I'm having. ;o)

[SmashThSilence]

Dammmnnn shake it in that tight suit. Wearing that takes guts! You look goood!

[K8Nicole]

Calpernia you rock hon, this stuff is rich.

[KrisMTL]

I want to hug calpernia's breats in this video :x

[SwingingFromBirches]

It is so generous of you to take the time to help raise their 'street cred.'

[SoloHero]

Simply STUNNING.

[ynotbegoodtoall]

lmfao! Hawt

[killerrodan]

This is awesome.lol

[darkwitchtori]

<3!

Shake it girl :)

[NikoClemente]

HAHAHA THIS IS GREAT

[RolandDeschain1]

Those women have a look in their eyes that to me says 'cult member'. Straight up.

[xsonarisx]

so hilar!

[Iconbuster57]

your silly.

[NicholeDreams]

ROFL... I think I just broke something

[amginena]

Poor Merna.. such a shrinking violet.. I think she needs a mentor (hint hint Calpernia). You could change that poor girl's life! ..or maybe just help her get one ;-)

Thanks for another awesome video.

[vanessatv83]

lmao!!!

[mhtothee]

FABULOUS!

[gb42760ad1972]

That Merna is so lifelike. Great vid, Calpernia. You look great. Love the dancing. 5/5 Happy New Year, George.

[Gerrypappa]

Calpernia, YOU are looking better than ever!

Happy New Year Girl!!

[LadyVIolence]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry, but that is hilarious! I still don't understand what's happening, not really... but omg funny!

[ross185]

Cal, you lost weight!!!

You look FABULOUS!!!

But don't lose anymore, you look perfect now!

:]

[CalperniaAddams]

Oh if only I *HAD* lost weight! Ha ha, I've been eating like a pig.

[plastictits]

NICE!!!

[HardCandyJane]

Shake that booty girl!!!

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

girl, you are filled with the Holy Spirit!

[pinklisa]

Wow. Very cool video. i love the dancing a lot.

[belindadarlington]

God your so gay baby..... how much weight have you lost you look fabby.

Belle x x x

[CalperniaAddams]

I don't know how this video would make me "gay", but I'll take the compliment! As to losing weight, I'm still big as ever, alas.

[belindadarlington]

over here gay = outragous & honey to wear that catsuit, you look fabulous x x

[CalperniaAddams]

=) Ha ha thanks Belinda! I always jump at any chance to wear a catsuit.

[SashaM]

this is amazing.

[LindsayStone]

this makes baby Jesus smile

[lindafay1]

Lmao xD

[bodybeautiful08]

You rocked this!!!

[signalex]

Shake it baby!!!

[kingblasphemous]

Oh Calpernia, you chicken head you!

[8thsyn]

you are having WAY to much fun with this clip!!! I love it!

[Kellylicious24]

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooflllll

[Amaizying]

this is great!

you look fantastic btw

[justplainerica]

lolololololololol!

[PPJnet]

i so want this on a huge screen in a club !

you are awesome !

p.s.: hello Bell-hon ;)

[EddieBeddie]

This is so hilarious!!!!

and you look so good!

[Minkz89]

haha you are so f***ing awesome! xo

[sparrow111260]

I love it!!

(Damn near pee'd myself laughing, though.)

Excellant.

[winterwinwin]

Work it to that hot Jesus music, girl! WORK IT!

[ScouseAct]

Yes, for in King James Corinthians 4 verses 11-12, "YOU BETTER WORK!"

[winterwinwin]

Dayyyum straight! Or gay? Or... Dammit! I don't know what's politically correct anymore! Calpernia, dance girl! I need some sanctified intervenshooon!

[Cyber64]

shake those boobies! XD

you go girl <3 xoxo

[PrismaticEcho]

You sick bitch... =P

[marly100]

Damn Cali! That was awesome, I love your outfit by the way! Shake it my lady!

-Charlie Monroe

[gondolagoro]

lol! move it calpy!

[woodsmoke]

I think Jesus approves adding some life to Merna's spiritless singing. Merna obviously doesn't come from the Ozarks otherwise she'd be thrashing around with sweat beading on her forehead. Maybe speaking in tongues.

[ScouseAct]

Calpernia, you have the uncanny ability to make so many things entertaining, and this was just bar none HILARIOUS :-D! Thank you so much!

P.S: 1:00-1:04 and 1:38-1:43, Mernia TOTALLY wants it, it is just too obvious ;-).

[ScouseAct]

I totally spelled Merna's name incorrectly...I know...

[CalperniaAddams]

I suspect it's actually spelled "Myrna", but the person who posted the original video spelled it "Merna" so I've kept going with that, ha ha.

[ScouseAct]

I think we should give it some really obscure Gaelic-like spelling...like Gmaighrnugh.

Then ask a bunch of our friends to try to pronounce it :-P.

[CalperniaAddams]

You can download the mp3 with the "free music" link I posted in the upper right "More Info" box! =)

[l35i5m0r3]

I just about peed my pants. You two rock!