Now Hear Me Out - Kevin Nealon

[goclbert]

Seinfeldy carlin type stuff but more the former

[pustolov9]

hunch of carlin right there

[killgroy]

The purple lights are fucking with my head. LIGHT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY AT LEAST NO WAY I CAN THINK OF AT THE MOMENT RAGE RAGE RAGE!

[layinlo247]

amazing people like this, are why every human life is so increidbly valuable, help us in the resistance to the New World Order infowars.com

[layinlo247]

i might have to fire this guy!

[neverwoner]

mr cheesle

[bakedbeanzz420]

THIS GUY IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!! what are ya gonna do, wat r ya gonna do?

[CorporateSmitty]

@rup2thenig you are a fucking idiot just wanted you to know that who lip syncs a stand up maybe the video's delayed on your shitty computer or phone oh and by the way this dude is a professional so shut the fuck up everyone hates you

[sheybreezy12]

HEY ITS DOUG WILSON XD

[TheSTLRick]

halarious

[rup2thenig]

Yeah pretty sure the whole special is lip synced..and deff some added laughter, so lame leave it to the pro's

[ninoiphone12]

He's very good but not as good as the best

[CTBuisness]

LOve this video

[FranticSelf]

I'm gonna hate myself for doing this but...58 people like Dane Cook

[superspankley]

this guy smells like dick

[HoodIncProductions]

0:22 cue laugh track

[OurFootball]

I love his stand up because he doesn't go for the sure fire jokes. There are some very basic topics that way too many comedians resort to which always get laughs but it's redundant. I've never felt like "I've heard this before" when listening to him. Great stuff. Healthy, easy going laughing

[kraker109]

I feel like he's just short of being good he needs to tone down everything a little I love him on weeds

Right now he's giving me a cheesy uncle you see once every few months kind of vibe

[Shann0nmariee]

i like his style..very witty

[vict0r1ous]

can't really laugh

[waitingformypopcorn]

That was some healthy laughing. Kevin Nealon rules.

[mtavares92]

LEGENDARY

[mixwell1983]

God damn I've seen him in some movies but I know him as Doug from Weeds and he is fucking hilarious.. I want to see some more standup by him

[votumseparatum1]

Sounded like a Seinfeld episode with all the repeating. 

[ItchyGuy87]

This further demonstrates why Dane Cook is and always will be a fucking clown/tool.

[theofficefan731]

love him. MERMEX!!!

[mtavares92]

@theofficefan731 and I wanna make the sexo with you !

:p

[biggandlittled]

no matter what he does, he is funny. love this guy

[goretoym]

Hilarious! I love how he ties in the previous jokes at the end.

[SteveDude01]

Was this video awesome? Yes, it was! Now, hear me out, I'm going to douse you in gasoline, now hear me out...

[TheBatchGuy]

I like how the first callback didn't work, so he used another one instead of looking stupid and giving up on it.

[steverguy]

The thing about this routine is that it builds and builds - if you haven't seen the whole thing, it's not the same. At the begining we were almost changing the channel, but when he pulled it all together, we were rollin'.

[ddemattos1]

This video doesn't load in my brain i think my computer is empty

[deicide46]

Did i enjoy this video? Yes, I did!

[deicide46]

dam that was pretty good

[303bassline]

Fantastic stuff!

[Elmohellno]

Love the guy

[atherforhire]

this is good bit but it sort of sounds something that seinfeld would write.

[pablo4115]

this is painful.

[karlschultz87]

"i love phrases" jesus christ

[benvye]

Saw Kevin last night at Zanie's in St. Charles, IL. He was hilarious!

[HollywoodSheen]

this guy's amazing in Weeds

[salamon1080]

I saw him last week at Cobbs Comedy club in san francisco, Kevin is a funny mofo!!

[FunnyErWhat]

dousing with gasoline... ever since i saw this i cant stop saying that...

[chicken8wings]

THAT GUY FROM WEEDS

[TheLoveMaker232]

no shit

[hornetobiker]

Hear me out is an old Bill Hicks gag.

[41cobiahunteR]

Maybe someone can help me. A few years ago, I saw an episode of "The New outer limits" or "new Twilight Zone". Maybe it wasn't either one. Nonetheless, it starred Kevin Nealon as a physicist, I think. In it, the government wanted to come in and use his "time tampering' invention as a weapon in spite of the good physicists wishes. Nealon really pulled it off great. Can anyone tell me what show it was I saw?

[Robert697]

I looked up his filmography on wikipedia, but neither show was listed. Maybe it wasn't him?

[alexropo]

imdb that shit.

[41cobiahunteR]

You're right, maybe it wasn't him. I do remember it was someone that most wouldn't expect to play such a serious role and actually pull it off. It could have been Tales from the dark side though.

[41cobiahunteR]

Nealon was really good in the serious role he had the "New Outer Limits". If memory serves, he had no comedic lines whatsoever in this episode called, "Deja Vu". For fans of Kevin Nealon, I suggest getting a hold of a copy of this.

[41cobiahunteR]

Found it! The episode was called "Deja Vu" and first aired July 9, 1999. Thanks for the Wikipedia tip, It got me to looking there. The info wasn't in his filmography like one would expect. It was in the "career" section under the "biography" heading.

[KingDonko]

Actually I would say it's all crap unfortunately. And I like Kevin Nealon on Weeds.

[getinmyvan2]

I fucking hate kevin nealon. What an unoriginal piece of shit.

[hornetobiker]

Word. He is wicked annoying too.

[brotherstan28]

Wheres Chevy Chase?

[fifter7]

comedy?

[atat9998]

the question guy is straight out out of Seinfeld

[hobbitthedog]

He stole this bit from George Carlin. Kevin Nealon needs to go back to the commmercial clip shows and leave the stand up to real comedians.

He is a hack.

[Galactic123]

I can't believe people are actually laughing at this...

[gobbledygookie]

it's not that bad ;) He's no George Carlin but it's decent stuff

[slapnpop328]

are you funny? no, no ur not

[linfinster]

He's a twit on Weeds .. but does a good job!

[ph0tik]

So lame

[bebobobalu]

meh

[terskip]

Not funny. Stupid laugh track.

[flyingkiss90900]

يويو

[hamsterpoop]

crap...

[franalations]

haha

[ThuGfunk]

heh

[dfrostman]

Yeah I know it's chuckle comedy but it's nice. You don't always have to curse and get vulgar just to get laughs. Bill Cosby proved that.

[slicknickverbs]

-- I was trying put a name on it --- heh ---- chuckle comedy.

whew -- how about:  "...That's neither here nor there" "Oh yeeeeeaaaah....well then .. where is it??"

uuugggh

nealon's cool though.

[Belgoboy]

Just saw him yesterday at the Tempe Improv...happy I didn't watch this because a lot of his act is like it.

[SingingTrent]

hey,whats up?:o

[PdishmonkeyJJ]

man how can anyone find this funny..its shit

this guy isnt serious

[leroyinc]

It's chuckle comedy.

[LGrier2008]

LMAO this is great! HI BOSS!!! =D

[numberoneandahalf]

That was actual comedy, natural humor. Those that say crap like "OMG he repeats things" or "No one laughed very hard" are used to the two-bit shock comedians who arent actually funny, they are just obscene. And repeating himslef was part of the act, it all made sense it was just over your strobe-light little mind.

[LordCorinth]

kevin nealon! what a riot. that guy is cool man..... pretty funny too, doesn't try to go all shock value, doesn't go all cuss crazy either.....

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i wish he would do more comedy like this but, whatareyagunnado?

whatareyagunnado?

[XeoMT]

He's not repeating his jokes - he's bringing them full circle. It's a technique that all skilled and experienced comedians do. And the camera never showed the entire audience - just a tiny fraction of it. To claim that that's proof of a laugh track is pure nonsense. And in closing, he's Kevin freakin Nealson. He was telling great jokes before half of you were even born. Learn what real comedy is.

[flawns]

lol no one was laughing no one was clapping....

AHAHAHA

[Whorified]

If you like the funny, check out "Ho School Musical." Songs include "The Hand Job Jive" and "Where My Tooth At?"

[hasbet]

that sucked

[nymss7]

watch "fire breathing dragon" on you tube (its the first one)

[jorel845]

LAUGH TRACK

[Wavehogger]

sorry but he BOMBED! He repeats all his punch lines twice and it's so annoying, so annoying!

[Deepstarr7020]

Doug just stick to weeds.

[dlrussian]

Seriously, why do you hear clapping, but when they show the audience no one is clapping??? Laugh Track!!

[TheRayFrom1989]

Ur right... but I like him anyways...

[hobbitthedog]

What a hack comedian

[Sandr0G]

NICE!

[brianrandentv]

Check out Red Boss ft. J. Stubbs. Look it up in the YouTube search.

[KOOOOOjaks]

meh...

[1yK3Y4]

honestly not that funny

[jxwhee]

retarded, what a washed up idiot

[XxMemphis]

That was awful =S

[78klausnomi]

He was hilarious!

[nonards]

check out : johnnyfuckingedwards. It's dirty stand up comedy, so be ready... kinda gross, even!! - JFE

[TheJapanChannelDcom]

"You know what?"

These phrases are only used by American English speakers..

It is an American way of communicating...

"Say!....."

"Let me tell ya something"

and so on and so on

Unfortunately American TV and movies are spreading it to other English speaking countries :-(

[KLX1990]

if you have a problem with our dialect, then don't watch american tv or movies

[BeginnningoftheEnd]

I forgot this guy was even doing comedy... I never really found him funny.

[premierclip]

hahahaha what u gona do :D

1:32-1:50 what u gona do ^^ hahaaa

[MrKushEyez]

Funny...

Does sound something like jerry senfield

@millph

[millph90]

i heard this jokes somewhere ithink it was jerry seinfield but im not sure

[dlrussian]

Why do they have to add canned laughter to these live performances? The audience was laughing, but not that hard.

[MaryJaneGainey]

Awsome. Linked here by your twitter account...Awsomeness!

[dback139]

Funny stuff, look forward to seeing the whole thing!

[LAComedyAwards]

Well done!

[yeehah82]

Hey, Boss! Now hear me out: Funny video, dude! xD

[007frenchbraid]

is he dead?

[504pro]

no, he is on the tv show "weeds"

[listje1991]

thankyou so much for commenting my video kushcomedy

[vonversace]

thats 1 kool dude

[Furnifur]

KevinNealon has been funny since as far back as SNL and anyone who doesn't get his humor is just sad. Yeah I said it!

[stupidppleverywhere]

1:00 i hate that guy :D

[xdrcft56]

Nealon did a CLEAN two minute bit on Showtime that was old school funny - that impressed me. Katt, whom I like also, cannot veer far from the saltier language for more than a sentence..that's the difference.

[fresh79543098]

this shit is corny as he11 look at katt williams this shit bored me

[MrzSp0ng3b0b]

LMAO

he's krazee

[MoltenPlastic]

Excellent.

[franchica]

haha. brilliant.

[DinoLAWW]

Kevi Nealon is always funny!! love it...when does this air?

[yeye2345]

love it

[Bikinisnygg]

thnx for uploed

[fratboyfrat]

He was great in Bed.

[savrino3]

doug!

[ShutUpDad]

Kevin is such a likable person and always good for some laughs.

[bigorod]

Sometimes you need some DAD humor. "Now hear me out"

[StSIZpanX]

love the guy! material ok, performance not that good:/ stick to acting! :p

[NugsandClovers]

i love him in WEEDS

[goodolcrushey1]

hits and misses...not my favorite comedian but he's not bad.

[MeganitHappen]

cannot wait! countdown for "now hear me out" is on!!! kevin nealon is pure hilarity! my hero of humor!

[werdzrweapons]

he was great in Grandma's boy

[SKATERPIMP714]

it's okay not bad but some were just out there

[jjxjetplane]

pretty funnny

[cheto08]

not funny

[stevend24]

very funny

[DinoLAWW]

LOVE KEVIN!!!

[CrAcKsMoKeR13]

"...steve here will be dousing you with gasoline..."

HAHAHAHAHAH favorite line

[rrkkmmee]

lol funny

[MyRosaryRomance]

"I'm sayin though!"

[Ramadan546]

no123

[eneaenea9]

Yesssss... Finally a Funny One.

Wasseva

[Mkalola]

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