Stoned Cat

[Fefesk82]

oruroororlorlorlrol jajhajahahaja

[scrappyo999]

Catgasm

[jakerysk84lfe]

0:22 you what bro?

[tayman1975]

That cat is on LSD. It probably killed it if it was.

[Damnedsoul53]

looks more like the cat is orgasming

[libbykime10]

Lol

[DrVexify]

i don't know but.... looks somehow like that cat is having a heart attack O_o

[RichieDude93]

you obviously don't know what being stoned is

[nerdypown]

a stoned cat, no it is me after beiing killed with a online shoot game

[freakgabe7]

this shit is making me trip balls im too fucking high to be watching shit on youtube and now im typing this

[fresherwill]

I called my friend johnny and i said to him... Johnny.... What the fuck

[MrPaxonymus]

"im trying to breath here"

[FretsOnFire00]

Far cat isn't able to clean by the base of it's tail so it becomes extremely itchy. All the guy's doing is scratching it their to get that reaction.

[TheCountDick]

how is that stoned? more like an acid trip...



[chub]

snoop cat xD

[youliveyoudie]

whoa did he eat a horse? LOL

[tohtorigyro]

stoned?

[blockoutdude]

my cat sounds like that

[turkiishd3lite]

i saw a hand at 0:05

[MegaWoking]

waffle on the ceiling ?

[lauracraz09]

its got cotton mouth give is some damn water. lmaoo

[TheParaCure182]

I peed my pants. There's a puddle on the floor. A big, yellow puddle.

[TheGrungeGamer]

What? STONED CAT is evolving!

Congratulations! STONED CAT just evolved into NYAN CAT.

[MissFruityBeauty]

Is that laughing?

[rockethead117]

WHO WANTS AN EXORCIST?!??!?

[SweetDarkNeko]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA WHAT DA F*#$?!?!!? XD

[SuperDiana1002]

hahahaha :D

[MacTh3Ripp3r]

Sounds like a drowning baby

[MadiL3x1]

omg what is gooinnggg oonnn

[MsFlipper1969]

AHAHAHAHAHA x ADORABLE but sounds like it is being held under water on helium...

[justHexX]

Sak noel says: What The Fuck?!

[Volvofreak1000]

Why does my cat only farts when i scratch em at that place?

[JedNZ]

tumbs up if your stoned just now

[MIND4eva]

I think, that cat's ass was scrathed. Some cats react like that on such treatments

[eatme0777]

Wait it's getting signals from space

[oChipz]

GET ME SOME OF THAT SHIT

[tommiwiiknor]

hahaha, it sounds like Don vito from viva la bam

[Dam262a]

thats a fat pussy

[perebraco]

wtf???????

did that cat just had an orgazam?

[Damnedsoul53]

@perebraco LMAO!!!!!!!!!! omg thats what i said

[sharethtattooartist]

cottonmouth

[AndrosTalal]

You idiot someone is scratching right above his tail, I had a cat who did the exact same thing when you did that

[Applepickersxtreme]

This cat is probably epileptic (yes, that is possible), this isn't funny...

[heartrainbow7]

wht the fuck is this in my 'suggested for you'?

[xXgetonmylevelXx]

Chill out people, it's not drugged. My cat does the same thing when you scratch it's back

[suune]

How can that audience laugh? THIS IS TERRIFYING!!

[Ace28694]

It must be an Arab cat

[Cheezygrl1]

Poor kitty...... 

[ilovemusic3611]

thats so mean



[sheilajohns]

I pray you did not give this cat anything like drugs to make it act this way. Very sick if you did.

[sheilajohns]

I pray you did not give this cat anything like drugs to make it act this way. Very sick if you did.

[brutalfish007]

sounds like a bunch of frogs making love

[101Summers]

Funny, but u probably just gave him punetbutter

[gta62736273]

he sees deeeeemons

[DoingExcitingStuff]

he is scratching her but...

[guitarterry11]

wow he was on hard stuff

[00007emma]

that is really cruel. sick

[DurrahanX]

@00007emma you are really stupid

[00007emma]

that is really cruel. sick

[dutchtp]

Aaaand the cat just throwed up after vid...

[KingKrabb999]

it was probably being teased :P

[lyles32386]

Most cats do similar buckwild @!#!# when pet on the lower back. try for yourself!

[mbrosset318]

Chicken and waffles

[iMoDzv8]

;O That cat, will be your best friend from now on if you give it more weed, or as the cat calls it " Catnip"

[demoniod666]

The fuck is wrong with this cat?

[Tekspdy]

Dividing by zero doesn't turn out well.

[MsLuckycharmsz]

wow this is really horrible you people are crazy sick mother fuckers to drug up acat like aww poor thing

[KRAZY7777]

@MsLuckycharmsz its called cat nip

[KRAZY7777]

@MsLuckycharmsz its called cat nip

[xxRiidDl3dSn1p3rxx]

i laughed harder at the comments!

[hirschified]

the devil has taking over

[ibkristykat]

yeah. that was MY cat when we scratched above her tail.... hehehehhe only she'd also then go so crazy she'd start licking her paw and meowing at the same time... sounds even funnier. OMG I love this

[lIlIIIllllIlllIlIIII]

the power of Christ compels you!

[rock2metal666]

what the fuck

[Rostas]

Catnip : The only reason to act like a deranged semi-possesed epileptic cat.

[TheSMPM]

@Rostas man that was some funny shit

[gebster38]

someone had the munchiess

[BobTimeIsNow]

Mfw the bird is the word.

[FarexLore666]

sounds like a kava !

[TonyWWagner]

KILL IT WITH FIRE ITS SPEAKING IN TONGUES!!!!

[iluvmusic552]

uhhh is he having a ceaser

[spankyxc0re]

@iluvmusic552 a salad? wtf?

[Gigantegi]

this is just an epileptic attack, sad not funny at all

[matthewgroen]

@Gigantegi nah, hes just rubbing his back.. look close to the left -_-

[NYlatinothug]

He's on that cat nip, yo!

[KyoMao]

The cat is speaking in tongues! Satan has possessed the cat!

[37thEngbn]

That cat is cracked out

[MrAKAGermanOUTLAW]

i think there pulling its ballsack

[marsarmy94]

@2pac4e is this what you spend your time watching. your seriously a wast of life

[hibooferris2324]

How did he make those noises or did the person make them ? lol i feel stupid asking this

[MrRagnello17]

Some one help that cat, its choking on its own tongue !!

[TheChicken1337]

@MrRagnello17 Please tell me you're joking.

[MrRagnello17]

@TheChicken1337 Yes i am joking. Calm down.

[iamtruefear]

O.o lol

[fluffeekid81]

thats what we call the clap

[MattyMcCritic]

is it having a catgasm?

[SuperMiechelle]

omgee dat cat is high

[MICthevibe]

you were hurting it animals sees right through you and it was scared of you

[CK3890]

@MICthevibe No he was scratching it's lower back. My cat does the same thing. It's apparently because theres some organ thats attached to their sex organs on their back, so when you scratch them there, you're essentially jerking them off. Gross, but it's not hurting them.

[taquitos45]

@MICthevibe You're stupid. 

[KyoMao]

@MICthevibe I feel for your parents.

[dizzydiggy98]

The guy is just scratching the cat's back near it's tail. Cats and dogs actually like being scratched there because they can't reach there.

[jokehendrikx]

you are just rubbing above her tail, all cats react like that when you do that, males do that when they want to mate.

[joannah7373]

Thts just scary

[FloridaStateSwag]

I think itz trying to tell us somthing!

[thequeen112409]

I mean back

[thequeen112409]

Nice scratching his bad

[hapibth0pel3ss]

hes scratching the cats back, my dog does the same lol

[eerovikat]

im im a little cat:D

[GunShotHero1]

the exorcism of the fat cat O-o

[cky2chris]

I think i heard it say "I need a new drug"

[bloodyawakening]

catnips a helluva drug lol.

[i3xxxhot]

I think someone showed it a blue waffle. My sister reacted the same way!

[aC1dxN1gHtM4rEs]

If I remember that episode correctly, those people won. And how that was done was that they squeeze the foot of the cat and that's the sound it makes. i tried that on my own cat once and found that she did something very similar. That cat isn't stoned, it's in pain.

[nerdsacklicker]

@aC1dxN1gHtM4rEs the cats over there oooooooouch wtf help meeee! thats animal abuse

[TigerBaby27]

@aC1dxN1gHtM4rEs Actually, it is done by scratching near or at the base of the tail. Different cats give different reactions to that. My male cat like it and meow similar to this then I scratch near his tail and often comes back for more XD

[bexyb91]

@aC1dxN1gHtM4rEs Think before you post next time k :D if you have ever had a cat you would know he is fine and most enjoy it :) They are simply scratching their back near the tail. If you squeezed a cats foot it would try to kill you, not start licking. bahumbug to you sir

[basechung]

@aC1dxN1gHtM4rEs So you hurt your pets?

[1569777]

hes probobly looking at obama o_O

[koala8]

wtf this isnt cute.....its scary

[CheerleaderLy]

The comments are funnier than the video.

[sbphotog]

Someone found his scratchy spot.

[zoemew]

Now after @tylerfavreatf said something about waffles on the ceiling, I really do picture the cat going after waffles! haha lol

[clubpenguinpingo]

someone just had catnip .3.

[ForgottenAgs]

carefull doin that it hurtas them if there skin is rough

[beermanbenj2]

been there!

[9sli0ck6]

man this cat aint stoned, there scratching his belly, u can see the hand in the video

[GetOnMyL1ama]

@9sli0ck6 because cats can ACTUALLY get stoned :/

[vicgtasa]

thats pcp haha

[lvivboi]

that's more like ketamine... haha

[dudeman44701]

mow *3 seconds later*hfhsfjfghfsjfgjhfgdjdghj­gdhkgjmeowmewomewo

[lolflap]

It's actually easy to get your cat to do this,though my crazy cat won't.

[fuckedfish1]

its trying belive the cake is not a lie

[ninjahound00]

there must have been something one the ceiling cause it was looking at it and talking to it

[irishmaggieclan2009]

This cat is taking a (seizure) i had a dog that did the same thing ..

[TheImpossibleKill]

The power of christ compeles u

[streetcliche182]

Can has cheezburger?

[Spore6001]

Someone call the vet! Fuck it! Call the Exorcist!

[Poodleinacan]

BY THE POWER OF CHRIST, I COMPELL YOU!!

[BigBlue0002]

I sympathize... After a good "bong rip" I do the EXACT same thing...

[fuckitsgay]

may the power of ahkmenraah compel you

[abhouston1]

that caT was tripping

[MrsJblover1998]

he was doing that because hes owner was scrathing his cat.my cat always starts lickn anywhere when i scratch it too hard.

[kiritsakis1]

that, my friends, is a cat during an orgasm

[FrostPerfection]

probably the cotton mouth?

[Rexalter]

Was he poisoned?

Or was he gargling?

[tylerfavreautf]

cat : I cant take this fucking cough anymore

[honestbutugly]

they say a cats got a lot of vocabulary, i believe that one has read the cat dictionary

[dukenukem756]

dude that cat is fat

[epicutubemembername]

It was trying to believe it was not butter .

[unleashymma]

she is possesed !!! call the exorcist to call out the demon from her :)

[Sleepinglily]

@unleashymma the power of cats compells you

[Taydrum]

cats do this when you scratch their rump! you can see his hand

[tylerfavreautf]

Maybe there's a waffle on the celing

[jesusgaytan1995]

@tylerfavreautf or a penis

[faythperzinski]

That was freakin funny

[chapwnage]

hey asshole! give it some munchies next time. jeez

[iamgrellsutcliff273]

At the beginning and end of the vid it's real and you see the full cat but in the middle it's fake. Notice the cat doesn't blink or twitch it's ears, like all cats do about every 15 seconds

[RichardHead237]

i think the cat has tourettes

[HaveALittleLaugh]

That cat is fucking possessed or some shit

[xDesertxOrchidx]

>.> People really don't know anything about animals and their sex glands...at the base of the tail...so enjoy listening to a cat getting masterbaited.

[Wafflepudding]

You're freaking out maaan, your paws are HUUUGE

[boshhe]

The cat seems like its in pain, it was disturbing watching this video

[yotiger1]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww lol cute no adorible

[princefreak79]

ohhhh LOL i think she was in heat...look closely for the first few seconds and u can see her persons hand scratching her lower backside just above the tail. my kitten does the exact same thing minus the weird tongue licking ^_^

[katieelynn985]

me:damn ur a fat cat

cat:(sayin it in a english accent ) well cameras do add a extra 10 pounds

[nightfury52]

In cats mind; holy $4!t did you see that unicorn, holy f$

[kasbersky]

ahh the camera is gonna eat me!!

[928baller]

00:04 Eww. watch closely, the person filming is violating the cat. O_o

[facemelt44]

hew looks and sounds like he got posesed by the devil lol

[mrsims2]

Sounds like a little girl. O_o

[C00LX100]

He just smoke to much he need water!

[MrZimmerson]

Aww he/she is so cute And Hes puffy!

[OrrieD1]

i am literally so fucking stoned right now

[Sneak1101]

Who the fuck would dislike this?????? if you you suck!

[johnnyrckt]

@Sneak1101 Or stupid fucking cats :)

[verona234]

hahaha cute kitty though



[adam83001]

wtf looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooool

[towndrunk23]

This female cat is being stimulated through contact with its anal area, making it make a lot of noise and move around much.

...

Basically, it thinks it's being screwed.

[Kullg4r]

@towndrunk23 WHAT?

[Ertiyed]

@towndrunk23 Haha oh yeah that exactly what this must be..... ¬_¬