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  • 0:08 sup toby

  • Minecraft much, Toby?

  • holy crap! commando jump?!?! 0:05

  • I Would Like 100 Safety Torches And 100 Safety Waters So That Would Be....

    200

    x50

    -----

    $10000

  • 713 ppl don t hv safety torchs/ water

  • Thumbs up if you see that Frakenstein said: Sub toby -_-

  • i love how he slams tim on the floor when getting out the safety water.

  • lol

    

  • HE!!!!! LOLZ!! XD

  • You know you have too much homestuck when you giggle when the bucket appears

  • Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!Safety torch!

  • I laughed from 0:03 till 1:03

  • someone get me some safety water cuz i need a drink from singing all that

  • soooo loud and awesome

  • @bestgamer2112 Turn your volume down, then, bro.

  • I used to make gay ass skyrim comments on vids... Then I took my dick to a pussy

  • i set my computer password to tobuscus so when i go to youtube i can type tobuscus faster

  • i used to set my house on fire with safety torches, then i took a bullet to the knee

  • Creepy poster in the bathroom xD

  • he should record a album i think all the ppl who watch his videos would buy it

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  • XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD­XD!

  • DDFlame115 no he says "it's your lucky day"

    If you look in the description he has all of the lyrics.

  • Lol minecraft

  • this is obviously minecraft

    

  • when he introduces safety water does he say "it shall not be tamed." ?

  • :42 mini me gusta

  • is it Minecraft? cus i saw a creeper and a bucket and a torch

  • Proof of this video's epicosity: it got 1 million views in the first week, two million after two weeks, three after the first month and now it's two months later and it's almost up to 5 million. This is awesome!

  • i like his dance when he says saftey torch!

  • Thumbs up if you saw the monster at 0:07 say "Sup Toby."

  • youtuuuuuube monaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • Who cares about minecraft? Play call of duty mw3, not blackops, because only people with no life play that

  • Why can't all TV ads be like this?

  • @XilianX2010 i agree buddy xP

  • i just got on minecraft

  • HEY Timmy, did you get a Mangina?

  • Did anybody else just go awwwwww when Tim Tim was crying?

  • Anyone else See Frankenstien say Sup Toby? XD

  • This is also in the android app called OMG button

  • im suprised tim tim didnt have a heart attack when he woke him up XD

  • tim tim take a look at grim grim XD

  • I have a little Tim Tim and he HATES it when I sing this

  • Awhhh timmy so cute

  • 0:45 

  • love how he throws timmy on the ground to introduce safety water

  • 0:42

    ME GUSTA

  • he had bubble w/o me

  • safety ass!!!

  • I bought this song its so awesome

  • 1:02

    Pause.

  • 0:42 Tim tim's face xD

  • i love this song!!!!!

  • 0:06 favourite part

  • @blade12126. TROLL STFU!!!

  • hey shut the F#%k up u r the dumbass u count all the safty tourches and the safty waters so there r 6 safty waters and 5 safty tourches so when u wat be rite get it rite

  • actually he meant $50 per each torch dumbass

  • funny ACTULY if they were both 50 bucks it would be 520 dollars

  • @blade12126

    it would be $100 dude.

    50 is half of 100 put 2 50's and its 100.

    atleast i can do math.

  • the monster "sup toby" LOL

  • i wander if tobuscus actually goes to kids houses giving them safety torches

  • I am going to get the top comment. Daffodils.

  • at walmart it would cost 5.99

  • monster: Sup Toby

  • That's Why You Shouldn't Talk To Strangers.

  • i tried making obsidian with lava. after that didnt work... i used safety torches

  • Did anyone else notice the creepy sign in the bathroom? Thumbs up if you did

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  • is that how tobuscus got rich? scamming kids with safety torches and safety water

  • i am the oracle hear me out, the one of criken cant beat you, but if criken teams with ben buja, they will overthrow you, and rule youtube as their own

  • @booboowilson1010 wy dont u make something better? Or just stop talking shit and watch wat u like and STOP FUCKING TROLLING

  • ...can we be friends or something?

  • This = My new ringtone.

  • thumbs up if your friends presured you into watching this crap ps.minecraft sucks dont waste your money

  • he is so retarded, this is like grade school humor. it is bulltits! get a real sense of humor instead of laughing these retards!!

  • @booboowilson10101 Who is more retarded? The person you claim is retarded, or the person who watches his videos anyway?

  • @IgOtTaDaChShUnD whatever, you're prolly a tween so i win

  • @booboowilson10101 Actually I'm turning 19 on the 6th. I know your going to say a bunch of bullcrap and not believe me so don't bother replying. I have better things to do.

  • @IgOtTaDaChShUnD oootay, well you have no sense of humor. i love you

  • @IgOtTaDaChShUnD well thats not to nice =3333

  • @IgOtTaDaChShUnD Your watching his vids...

  • @booboowilson10101 lololololololololololol bulltits... bulls dont have tits, they have UDDERS

  • @kieranmsteven171 Cows have udders, bulls are male, they do not.

  • @kieranmsteven171 cows=uddertits bulls=pingas

  • i love tobuscus but id rather get eaten than pay $500 and have the risk of my parents killing me

  • 0:00-1:23 Minecraft reference!

  • minecrafttt LOL

  • notice the kids face in the bubble bath >3>

  • @Alottab0nez No its more like ò__ò

  • yay!!

    

  • 1 kid down more to go

  • check out APSinema's channel

  • Did he just spike that kid?

    YES.

  • Water is expensive these days

  • Is that jacob at 11 ?

  • poor tim tim

  • Is he his cousin yeah Tim is his cousin BEST COUSIN EVA!

  • nice

  • if you pause at the right time at 0:09 the monsters saying "sup toby"

  • woudnt his parents hear them runnig up and down the hall and screaming?!?!???

  • This probably the only song that'll make me dance in public lol BEST SONG EVA!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡

  • But if u put water on the fire that means the monsters come back lol

  • 0:43 CREEPAH! :D

  • if u own an ipod or iphone get app trailer and input pandon and u get a $5 or $10 itunes card.

  • 710 peoples houses went on fire

  • 0:05 is freakin hilarious

    

  • Thunbs if you don't know how Toby got in the house in the first place!

  • CAN I BUY SAFETY TOURCH STUPID JB IS OUTSIDE IN THE GARBAGES AGAIN

  • i like how toby just throws timtim on the ground when he has 'a solution"

  • This is what i use to scare away Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber.

  • @vittoriopatrick U HELPED CAUSE WORLDED PEACE

  • @vittoriopatrick That'ssssssss a nice sssssssafety torch you got there.It would be a ssssshame if anything were to happen to it...

  • lol

  • What's the origin of this? I heard it was minecraft, but I can't find it

  • this is so awesome! poor tim lol

  • anyone else notice that this video is 123 long?

  • watching this video with a picture of toby by me :D is that weird.....

  • Toby: i dnt think this song is worth 12 bucks, ITS 20 FREAKIN SECONDS, FRAKIN SECONDS!!!!

    (altough, Gresat Song XD)

  • WTF IS THIS

    lol

  • amyone else sing this while playing amnesia the dark descent.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lol i love this guy. Omg i saw the sup toby thing!! lol

  • thumbs up if you saw frankenstein's monster say "sup toby!"

  • did you notice the zombie in the begining says "sup toby"

  • BEST SONG EVER!

    

  • youtube should have an automatic replay button...

  • 😂

  • SAFETY POORCH!!

  • Look at little Tim-tim, sleeping so soundly. WAKE UP TIM-TIM WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER?!?!

  • Sup toby

  • IM tired of these 'thumbs up comments', u know what? screw it.

    thumbs up

     if you thumbs up just to thumbs up on other peoples

    thumbs up comments....

    thumbs up.

  • @Lasersboy ITS A TRAP!

    

  • @Lasersboy Umm... Thumbception?

  • @Lasersboy yeah, cause that haves everything to do with this video

  • @Lasersboy my brain hurts. if i thumbs up can you heal it?

  • @Lasersboy Yo dawg, we heard you like thumbs up

  • @Lasersboy Yo dawg, I heard you like thumb up comments...

  • @THISISYOUTUUUUUUUUBE So we put thumb up comments in your thumb up comments so you can thumb up comments while you thumb up comments.

  • thumbs up if you play minecraft

  • I'm a bitch =)

  • Toby is a jerk he charges $500 dollars and he takes all his safety torches back.

  • 0:42 me gusta

  • @SketchyBalloon yea. He says "sup Toby".

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  • did anyone else notice the zombies speech bubble

  • wich lazyvlog is it where he's talking about the tomatos?

  • how do timmy's parents not wake up

  • I want a safety toby.....

  • Imma go dance I'm so single ah haha oh look tomatoes lol

  • 0:07 sup toby XD!!

  • I like

  • Tim's Me Gusta Face at 0:41

  • puase at exactly 0:05 my god

    

  • my little 2 year old brother loves this !!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Safety water maybe make a bubble bath

  • @blankman30714 Alright, I give. What the buscus IS that thing?

  • Thumbs up if you saw "Sub Toby".  ( from the monster at 8 seconds)

  • @MCRmy2000 its actually "sup toby"...

  • Notice how there is no bed at the end

    Ps 5 likes for u 👍👍👍👍👍

  • This video is so fuuuunnnyyyyyyyyy!!!

  • ive seen this video like alot of times and i never get tired of it its worst than nugget in a biscuit

  • ... What just happened?

  • you should make your own comic strip....

  • who else saw the "sub toby" at 0:08

  • @minecraft4ever3321 I did!! =D

  • 0:31 HE THREW TIMTIM ON THE FLOOR! BRAIN DAMAGE TIME!

  • sorry toby i accidently pressed dislike. i missed

  • Creepy was too easy, thumbs up if you see "Sup Toby"