My Own Private Idaho, Part 8

[klawson211]

so thats where my lamp went..

[irhjma30000]

River's face while watching Hans's performance....hahahha

[klawson211]

yah.yah.yah.

[supersayin2348goku]

wtf 

[DangeruseType]

Though those were 3 Guys having sex and I'm a girl, I would get so wild in bed with River if i had the chance lol

[7832195]

alright... I comment waaay too much I know, I didn't understand anything about this movie but what the FUCK did I just watch: 02:02-03:01

[sliat1981]

lol funniest sex scene ever!

[DaveyH75]

River looks so cute sitting there with his legs crossed!!!!! >.<

[JanIsBoy5]

"....HahHaHaaa-ha-haha...thanx­,ha!" XD

[Lightning1369]

The German guy reminds me of Borat, lmao

[miamore1606]

i love the scene when Mike and Scott stared at each other and then laughed. :)

[AlexanderBrando]

bwahahhaha is this really how the movie goes because the dancing and the stop motion sex was...weirddddd XD

[OmegaPiggy77]

river!! always one of my favorites. gone but never forgotten

[cait72590]

LMAO how do they sit there and not crack up?

[cait72590]

lmao @ Hans. "I am very excited"

[ChocolateTasteGo0d]

"Ya ya ya ya..." lol 

[minkiyellow]

Anyone know what the italians were saying?

[liliesfall87]

@minkiyellow Hi, I am Italian. At first they talk about their life and say it's impossible to live that way, it would be better if their gorgeous sisters were there with them. Then they tell Mike it's better if he stays there instead of going away because Rome is a big city and he might get lost ("Where are you going? Stay here", things like that). I hope I helped youxd byexd

[minkiyellow]

@liliesfall87 Exellent, thanks a billion.

[rikadew]

The part wen their in the bed is sooo freaking weird.. lmao..

[Sunflowergal13]

i <3 hans lol

[MmeLEnfer]

"So I came to Idaho, and I was sitting in a restaurant with Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix, and Gus introduced me, and River was amazing. He said, “Hans, sit next to me!” And Keanu didn’t understand anything." - Udo Kier

[TheBirchswinger]

selling pieces..... for cars.

[megaswenson]

And I thought this was about survivalists moving to Idaho! This is much more interesting.

[sauciesedgwick]

"Do you have any baggage? Hans"

[jjalith]

oh my gosh i was literally cracking up during hans' "performance".....hahahaa

[mardisaurus]

I love how the disjointed movie makes it seem like we're watching it through Mikes eyes.

[CartomartaKenDoll]

@mardisaurus That is a good way to explain that

[msnikish]

the motionless sex scene was brilliant (imo)

[mardisaurus]

@msnikish I agree completely! It was done really well.

[CaliToughGuy]

All you people sound like the german pervert, lusting after River in every commen. "River is the best ever" "River is so hot" "River is so sincere and huggable". If he was alive, he'd be.......Ryan Philippe! : 0

But because he's dead he's soooooooooo great. Get off his dick people! he was a decent actor, nothing more, maybe less.

[sugarysweet07]

@CaliToughGuy Except River was making waves when he was still alive. Hell, people were comparing him to James Dean even before he died. He was even nominated for an Oscar before he hit 23.

Like it or not, there's a reason River has still managed to stand the test of time.

[CaliToughGuy]

@sugarysweet07

Well you said Like it Or Not, so I'm going to choose....NOT. I'm not too happy with this situation we have here. What I want to know, is what are YOU going to do about it?

[msnikish]

@CaliToughGuy what does that mean?

[msnikish]

@CaliToughGuy ok tough guy

[ouchh100]

@CaliToughGuy i agree with u they need to shut up and just watch the damn movie

[jjalith]

@CaliToughGuy i'm not trying to start a fight here, but maybe you could show some respect. I agree there is more to Riv than the fact that he was goodlooking, but if people want to comment on how they feel about him in a positive way, just let them. & the fact that he's no longer with us is not what makes him "sooooo great." i think you're the one who needs to get off his dick. just watch the film & let people enjoy it, because whether you like it or not many people truly love & appreciate him.

[CheeseIsHxC]

how does River get his hair to stand up so perfect like that?

it looks so natural.

[julienmusic]

Gus Van Sant u are a genius,that eyebrow shot that looks like a penis was brilliant!!

[TheChickenHumour]

what the hell is going on !

[Pegbur]

OMG! He looks so much like James Dean right there @ 5:30. Similar looks, both actors, both dies in their 20's.

[Ardenwolfe]

Half the time, I'm like . . . what the hell am I watching?

[hugonof]

esta escena de la película me encanta

[SchlangeKa]

hans song really makes me laugh: "the human soul has to be deeply scared...with sensless crimes, who are sensless"

[elijahloverx]

I love the way, at 5.10 onwards when they crack up laughing and then River stops and says "Thanks" with a really straight face, you can still hear Keanu laughing in the background:)

R.I.P Sleep Tight<3 x

[waitingformypopcorn]

"Is that correct now Mike"?

"Yah, yah... yah..."

"Thank you very much, Mike. thank you..." "...thank you!" -see you soon..."

"What?" "See you soon."

Lol I thought that part was histerical.

[CAR18MEN]

i cant believe this came out the same year as "bill and ted's bogus journey"

[anerolricba]

Boris Moiseyev... Seriously, just like him.

[MultiCathy1]

@anerolricba

No, Udo Kier is much more beautiful man, no compare !

[Sturrminator]

Hahahahahaha That performance was priceless!!!!!!!

[JonLynnHarvey]

This online version seems to be missing about 10 minutes of footage.

[Sethygirl]

I wish I could play in a Hollywood movie too. But I am German like Udo Kier and that is why it`s difficult to get a role.

[debby1111111111]

gal anything is possible okay if u believe u can do it then u can

[Sethygirl]

Udo Kier is really gay and a nice german actor.

[iloveoreos15]

LMAO Keanu unplugged it before the performance got even more creepy....

[onemorebrando]

That's Jim Caviezel at the 5 min. mark playing the airline ticket salesman. He played Jesus in The Passion of the Christ and the Count in The Count of Monte Cristo. Super down to earth guy, very fundamentalist Christian believer.

[IToldAlwaysMyself]

"La tua casa?"

Keanu speaking Italian !

It's too much for me ! T.T He's soo hot!

Keanu ti amooooo <3

XD

[zark78]

That scene with the German is friggin hysterical

[Totalmachine09]

LOL At the sex scene

[mstiatiarra21]

yea that sex scene is so funny. it cracks me up

[GraceXTheXLoser]

Okay, I canNOT handle watching River Phoenix crying.

[GraceXTheXLoser]

Hanz fuckin rules!

Hahahahaha

His dance is so great XD

[flaminia5]

"i am extremely excited"

[rickybogus]

thats a bad ass jam by hanz. who wrote it?

[RawwwrrrrPleaz]

lol Hanz dancing with that big-ass lamp for effect...

[TSTteddy]

"HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA! - thanks."

[scammastercrackhead]

that's kinda funny when River burst out laughin & when he is about 2 walk away he says thanks

[Hippittta89]

I wonder if Mexicans wanted river with that of all foreigners who hate us hope not because I feel that river in the bottom of his heart was a very loving and sweet child I was feeling and wanted to mourn when I saw him in an interview of the academy in 1989 and everything seems shy miss you river

[grahamjarman]

hahaha, new york!  moscow!!! tokyo!!!

[grahamjarman]

whats up with the alien ttheme in this movie...beings in space, homer scene with ufo, strange light shoots across sky in opening scene

[synysterjazmyngates]

"Ya, ya ya." hehe that was funny

[bloodxofxthexphoenix]

Yeah it's not actually freeze frame, you can see then trembling from holding the pose as well as Hanz's eyes move at one point.

[SupernaturalLover67]

hha yeah. hans has got some weird fetishes

[Andre2010]

jim caviezel at 5:05

[MicrophoneFarmer]

God...my DAD wanted to watch this with me. Imagine how awkward that would've been.

[Suzan4B]

@MicrophoneFarmer maybe your dad is a lot hipper than you thought!

[MicrophoneFarmer]

@Suzan4B I know how hip he is.  He's hipper than a lot of people my age.

[Suzan4B]

@MicrophoneFarmer gotcha! No harm meant by me. Sorry

[xgraceyloufreebushx]

pause at 3:57

what is he doing to his ass xxxxx

[babybirl009]

damn why couldnt river be naked during those sex stills lol

[roboticslave]

sounds like abba

[katie2333]

udo kler has just the freakiest blue eyes the are just really weird looking

[teenidle]

the song Hans sings reminds me of klaus nomi

[rkau8671]

i love this movie!!!!!!!!!!

[KillMeSlowly9]

I like how the scene didn't really have "sex" in it. Just compromising positions to hint there was, in fact, sex.

How Fun.

[megbo]

I find it interesting with the three-way because it looks like they are just holding the poses for several seconds with each scene, so they are not really stills like camera stills are they?--meaning that they didn't just freeze a random shot but they chose to display certain sensual poses like mannequins making it more artistic and interesting--typical of Gus Van Sant

beautiful

[sucramnipp]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! look @ 5:03 its "jesus christ" (jim cavaizel)

[rainbowsandwar]

The song Hans sings... I want it so bad, but I can't find it anywhere. It is so amazing, haha.

[aaronisair]

lmao "being in space, controlling the world" lmao this scene cracks me up

[13th13z]

halts Maul kleine Schwuchtel :P

[icefreak24]

what a wonderful musical number from Hans!

[beboppinbetty]

LutherOMight, why would you want anyone to be normal in a movie? The fact that the people are so unique and different makes the movie what it is. It makes it interesting.

[boiledpotato]

that sex scene is the most creative filming ever

[matnsas]

i know. never seen anything like that before.

[elicasharcherave]

A lot of the feelings and vibes in this film always remind me of the film, "Paris, Texas". Which is a MUST SEE.

[AdArmand]

Oh, MOPI is far superior to that.

[elicasharcherave]

"Oh", of course.

[sucramnipp]

eh, i dont know about that

[sucramnipp]

eh, i dont know about that

[tonyatmidnight]

Udo Kier - go watch Madonna's video Deeper and Deeper and you'll see him acting just as weird.

[sleepersgurl]

i love river in this movie hes so funny ''ya 'ya'ya'' lmao!!!! everyone in this movie is crazy..i just wish they wouldve have showed the lil 3some that was going on there instead of the stills

[riverphoenixfan1970]

when the guy asks if they have baggage,

and then river says something quietly after keanu says "no."

what was he saying?

oh well,

it was funny when they both laughed and river said "thanks."

[claireev]

He was saying 'Hans', I think

[sauciesedgwick]

@riverphoenixfan1970 he says "hans"

[LutherOMight]

OMG!!!!!!!!!Is there anyone normal in this movie.

There all sooo crazy.

[tastycannabisbrownie]

the stills are so silly, why can't they just show it!!!

[MATTDILLONLVR]

That part Where he's singing Always cracks me up

[tastycannabisbrownie]

isnt that the truth, haha! River has this look like "Kill me now"

[MATTDILLONLVR]

Yeah he does :)

[RiVeRsMyAnGeL7093]

River is so cute in the bathtub scene....

"I just got in could you please wait your turn." He seems amazed by the bubbles.:)

[reyacou]

O_O

[clairvoyantXdagger]

I. LOVE. UDO. KIER. SO MUCH! xD

[not1988]

At 5:04, it's Jim Caviezel from The Thin Red Line and The Passion of the Christ in his film debut!

[FanvidProductions]

OMG first line lmao

haha Hans is great =]

But I dont get that scene where there all naked on top of each other for like a few seconds? lol

Anyone wanna explain that one to me?

[clairvoyantXdagger]

they are getting it on.

only they arent showing the act.

it's just kinda like stills?

[noisyrag]

It was Van Sant's artsy version of a sex scene.

[bloodrayne121]

so lossst!

[iloveriver4ever]

hans is funny.=D

[UltimateDorito]

Did he freak out on the plane??

[amangel1]

Hans cracks me up. seriously.

[iwokojance]

I know. Me too, amangel1. "Sitting on a bullet, 'sinking' of powerrr!" Hilarious.

[83survivor]

Gus Van Sant.

[PilotTheRocket]

who directed this movie?

[jessiiex1986]

Love the bit were they burst out laughing then river says ' thanks !'

[AnnaLisaPooh]

looooool what a singer XD

[ahhboxmonster]

hah gus was in the back

[nonaryu1129]

Ⅰ love river

[1989Sandra1977]

Oh My God. The part where he cries is TERRIBLE. I mean, great acting. But it makes me wanna hug him soo bad. :[

[NewKidsBabe]

lol, yeah. :)

[xiloveRiverphoenix]

Ha ha. I love this so much. It's in my favourites =]

[rivver60]

where is keanu?

[dunkafelic]

those crazy germans lol

[standbyme731]

what song is hans dancing to?

[me92me92]

dunno, but the soundtrack is on wikipedia

[standbyme731]

thanks

[bigalke]

Hans is played by Udo Kier. And Udo Kier is a performer. The song is, Udo Kier - "Der Adler" .

[standbyme731]

thank you!!!! =]

[NatalieRae14]

I LOVE when they look at each other then burst into laughter and immediately become silent at the same time and River was just like "Thanks" and walks away. Haha - classic.

[60sglamx]

I love when there laughing in the airport

[Chrysler11]

Hans needs help. And that would suck, to go all the way from America to Italy to find your mom's back in America. UGH! Poor Mike.

[SoundgardenReunion]

Ooooooh....i thought she was dead because of the way River acted, when the girl said that "shes gone"

[infernal2046]

Hans is soo weird, lol. I love Keanu and River here. <3

[luminousbodies]

because they tricked Hans into taking their motorcycle.

[taliakai]

and got the money to go to rome.

[ceerivera]

i love hans!!

[brokenbeauty321]

lol he was supa freeky

[bobjrtheant]

LOFREAKINGL

When whats-his-face started singing with that lamp i couldnt stop laughing

[jcon539]

Is it missing parts? because when he goes to look for his mom after the girl points it sort of skips to him crying.

[NewKidsBabe]

It shouldn't be. As far as I'm aware, that's the whole movie which was on my comp, which was split up into scenes and joined back together in order, so it shouldn't be.

[roshanakmofidi]

lmfaoo!! made ma laugh so hard

[summernightmare93]

good performer,hehe

[xxxSunshine117xxx]

mike in the bath: ya ya ya LOL :D

[OrainaVera]

river was such a great actor!

[brokenbeauty321]

yea but you can tell he was uncomfortable being touchedu p like that

[Shangyu]

Wow... Scot's nice to him.

[EternalZGMFX09A]

Hans is speaking german right..I wish i could speak german...

[sweetjudaspriest]

no you don't, it sucks :D

[brokenbeauty321]

its not that hard it kinda sounds like english :D

[Liiitza]

GREAT!! <33