Tornado Burger

[DEXtr1p]

stupid tornadoes taking people's hamburgers!

[Hollarator]

Turn on transcribe audio. The black guy sounds intelligent.

[alexshmalex]

@Hollarator lol!

[bigoozie7]

Hey proudamerican2000 ......

SUCK IT , you know which one !! After your done giving all of this lip service , save some for me you dirt floor, backwoods , illiterate, sister fucking, cracker ass , dumb son of a bitch !

[lippiatts]

Hide yo hamburger Hide yo fries

[lippiatts]

seewhatdahapnwuz



[Agazana]

@erectusamongus just because someone has a different regional accent or racial dialect of what ever you want to call it does not mean they are stupid. My husband and I moved from New England to Ca and I remember people saying our accents gave the outward appearance of us not being smart. Then they realized they were incorrect it was just that they weren't used to our accents.

[ErectusWalksAmongUs]

Why are negroes so stupid?

[bayboi2showme]

@ErectusWalksAmongUs LOLOL whatever race u are..u just joined the "stupid" club- idiot lol

you SOUND stupid asking that question-- any how carry on w your -obviously- miserable life you piece of shit

lol

[IStayuppastmidnight]

RIP Hamburger. Your in my prayers tonight. 

[bearinwolfsfur]

It's amazing how the "every body gettin raped" guy and now this dude make terrible news reports funny.

[dinoatcharterdotnet]

That news reporter is hot.

[MrManuelibarra]

wow

[nutt6363]

@Proudamerican2000 you dumb hick, i am so white i'm fuckin translucent. i've never been to africa, i would be completely lost and bewildered in such a foreign environment... kinda like if you walked into a library or a dentist office.

[djdrizzynyc]

Thumbs Up is Tosh.O brought you here.

[redfistaor]

BRING.....BRING DA AMBERLAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bagladyssuk]

Damn Crackhead Tornado. It dun stole my hamburger dat I stole

[3videnc3]

freaking hilarious



[CurbStompSluts]

Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food round here.

[laidout]

it annoys me when people come out of this saying "we're blessed" and all of that stuff. it just doesnt make sense... if you were truly blessed would god have let this tornado happen?

[roccotaco10]

haarp 2012

[nutt6363]

@Proudamerican2000 also yo mommas jaw is gettin sore, better cut it out before she cramps up.

[MTysonTheBulldog]

LMMMAAOOO That dude was funny as shit.... I didn't think it could get any better but then the girls name pops up ROFLLLL

[JWatson2239]

Hide your drinks, hide your fries!

[nutt6363]

@Proudamerican2000 dont lie, its because it took you 3 hours to read those 4 words

[masterchief413]

YO, TORNADO STOLE MY BIKE!!! XD

[marleeandelismom]

I know where its at! It landed beside the yellow brick road in munchkin land!

[albertjr601]

TO ALL OF THOSE WITH NEGATIVE COMMENTS: THIS GUY WAS BEING FUNNY, I KNOW HIM PERSONALLY. HE'S NONE OF THE RUDE/PREJUDICE! COMMENTS YOU ALL ARE LEAVING.

[nutt6363]

@Proudamerican2000 that is probably the funniest comeback i have ever heard! are you for real? i swear i thought they only used "n-lover" in, like old movies set in pre-civil rights era mississippi and shit. could you explain the somalia thing though? i dont get it. i mean, i know black people live there and everyone's really poor and extremely uneducated and stuff (apparently just like your neighborhood) but i still dont get it.

also your mom just blew al sharpton. watch yo mouth boy.

[ChrisG1885]

I think it was the hamburglar!

[kevenater]

Dat nigga was scaid! Just a touch redneck!

[ACCatw]

@PresBHusseinObama terrible attempt

[demotto44]

Wait till the Gregory brothers get a hold of this one!

[peach4206]

saw on face book jujuandria has a twin named dujuandria.......wtf..why?? lol

[raileanulucian]

I hope that burger was insured, damn tornadoes...stillin' our foods

[MrFakegods]

Someone find this man his god damn burger.

[thefruitleather]

how deliberate was this by the media station? great publicity.

[EKAA25]

Jujuandria.. Really.......

[Atombomb7335]

typical Alabama fan.

[BeeJayCee3]

WTF does 'finna' mean? "i was finna eat a hamburger". "I was finna go in the house".  I don't get it...

[steves2ndaccount]

@BeeJayCee3 Urban equivalent to  "about to"

[BeeJayCee3]

@steves2ndaccount solid man, it makes some sense now.

[gully1983]

@BeeJayCee3 finna means gonna

[timothysunshine]

@BeeJayCee3 Always thought it to be derived from "fixing to", meaning "going to".

fixing to --> fixin' ta --> finna

[HektorAnasthainomai]

I' TOOK I', I DON'EVEN KNOW WHERE IZ AT

[descala2]

what does he say at the beggining lol

[bananagirl1215]

Why does WAPT always choose the craziest black person on the scene to broadcast on their news stories. Really??? Its official, I am no longer tellling people that i am from Jackson. How country can you get??

[rascador]

WHO THE FUCK NAMES SOMEONE JUJUANDRIA?

wtf

[kapnkrunk14]

i love how serious he is lol "hamburga, fries and drink, idk where iss at"

[xoxkitten01]

Please someone auto-tune this..

[Ramones1234100]

Shmoyoho needs to songify this. Now.

[Hippo205]

black people like cheeseburgers. i got a big DUCK.

[stellapaulie]

0:16 RIP soft drink.

[CambridgeHeights]

Keep searching. Hamburgers are always in the last place you look.

[rossman1940]

Welcome to the midwest

[karrcougar60]

Jujuandria...really???

[dpb77]

I wud scayed... iwufiddinto eada amburger... eetooket n idon even know weaeetsat

[Sunset1221]

What ? gonna die ,but what were those first few words.All he cares about is a burger.I say too bad so sad my dad now be thankful you're in one piece man,hamburger s**t.

[SuperSpecialAwesom12]

Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food.

[ShotgunPyramid]

Nigga stole my hamburger then the tornado stole his.

[ilike2setcraponfire]

u can see his hamburger in the back of the car! blacks..........

[TiikerinKarva]

1:03

What the fuck is she saying?!

[MrsDesiRayy]

Oh Tosh you show us the best stuff! <3 XD

[jonbrn16]

holy shit I got alot likes, I was just playing haha

[pinkcherry32]

What is a "finna"? and why do people use that word?



[revilor234]

@pinkcherry32 fixing to

[malinko35]

@pinkcherry32 finna is short to "fixing to" which is another way to say "about to".

[Naeohmie]

@pinkcherry32 "finna"= fixing to = going to. I guess people use it because easier to say.

[logibear64]

What about the fries? For the Love of God what about the fries?!!!

[luckyboy2023]

It took my hambuger, I ain't even know where it's at.

[Ircisco]

why cant people on the news ever speak english?

[luitzenhietkamp]

You know what I'm sayin'?

[bishoppx]

wtf was that guy saying?

[8BitSuperhero]

3 People are tornadoes

[PeyPey1791]

3 people's burgers were taken by the tornado.

[jeffwbenson]

I solved the case of the missing Hamburger... the Leprechaun took it!!! wit da Gold!

[COOLBEANSY0]

her names Jujuandria???? LOOOL

[x3111x]

OH NOEZ! IT TOOK HIS MUFUGGIN CHEEZEBURGURR!

[nutt6363]

@Proudamerican2000 - racist dbags like you make all humans look bad. i understand you are just fighting against the powerful state of arousal that takes over every time you see that big black guy on reruns of "oz" but try to tone it down a bit. every time you post the "n" word on here i am going pay your mother to give oral sex to a black man .

[DSaun14]

3 people's hamburgers were blown away.

[DaMonkeyFromDaHood]

Schmoyoho is gonna make a music vid outto this shit

[MrGreenJeans024]

Someone should have a telethon to find this mans burger!

[Raford146]

Tornado's rapin everybody out here! hida ya hamburgers!

[Mrawsom5000]

na waz scaed!

[kapnkrunk14]

LMAO "I was finduh eat a hamburga, it took it!, and eyeown even know where iss at"

[MegaRoomba]

holla at me Jujaundria. fy fo fo-sen nie tu sen

[hinesk1]

I can only imagine how difficult it is for you to understand! haha I know if I was from another country and had to listen to black ebonics, I would be wondering "what the fuck did he just say" ? Lol

[tiara1522]

Lol I'm upset at Jujuandria's name

[badandy4452]

@tiara1522 sum letter has to be silent in that name

[juxhin000]

EVERYONE GET WHAT YOU CAN AND RUN!!!

[DSaun14]

When Jujandria Maddox said she "ain't never seen nothin' like this", I believe she was referring to the white people in business slacks.

[lboarder1080]

That's a big hamburger he was eating

[typcyman]

Maybe while cleaning the house she can teach her students to pronounce "th"

[feeblemind]

this isnt aj oke?

[jaminx2x2]

dat damn tornado stole my hamburger ... im expecting my $5 from FEMA

[rehetbutler]

would have been funnier with sub titles

[Maglev22]

The Hamburglar is growing in power.

[sneakypreacher]

2 people are racist against hamburgers

[LifeIsAStatusUpdate]

You must really be promoting yours.  You have caught up!

[nyjets052003]

i like how the white lady translates what he is saying "i was finna get out the car and run in" white lady: "hubbard thought about running in"

[idahobrotato]

lolwut?

[lolwut31]

@idahobrotato yes?

[Stormbreez98]

Screw Antoine Dodson. This is the new funny guy from the news.

[SkatePunk7]

Im just surprised there are black people in the south haha.

[kylexy36]

I funna eat meh hamburger, AND THEN IT WAS GAWN!

[dettigers62025]

i am from America and i could not understand most of what was said

[SuperSonicStress]

jujuandria...? is that serious this bitches name?? lol

[T4YL0RG4NG0RD13]

1:07 Jujuandria lolololololol

[absolutangel73]

Hide ya burger. Hide ya fries. 'Cuz tornado eatin' everybody's fast food. - Tosh

[DudesonInAmerica]

ahahahahaha

[jonbrn16]

like if tosh.0 brought you here

[DesertTurtle760]

@jonbrn16 Fuck off fuckoff!

[lambdaofbacon]

Jujuandria? Juju andria?

Please tell me her mother didn't make up that name but it actually means something in a random language...

[DB31]

you know how the media likes to find the most ignorant people to talk to? this guy is their supreme leader.

[I1KonArtis1I]

@DB31 that's not so hard to do in a black neighborhood. lol

[xoxerikaox]

Jujuandria Maddox.

Jujuandria.

lolwut

[Swartzeagle83]

@xoxerikaox

I thought the name seemed a little extreme.

[bighawk211]

The fact that he says, "It took it, I don't know where it's at?" makes me think that he might have actually put in time and energy to go looking for it.

[rk92559]

@bighawk211 LMAO

[KingHeartless1418]

his home may be trashed, and he may not have a car anymore, but atleast this man is happy the burger spot aint go down

[Sporora]

He's actually concerned about the local economy and complicate stuff like that, that bout his burger, he used that as a symbol of how this storm has destroyed local industry and consumer markets.

[nyjets052003]

put this guy on tosh.0

[TheMustardTiger4]

@nyjets052003 it's on tosh's blog haha

[mx6lover]

I'm fin to die ! (after watchin' this vid)

[jawkneeboy]

damn, meg, you're kinda hot

[LOLitsj4]

LOL!!...the student's name is Jujuandria Maddox

[phunphoru]

This tornado touched down a quarter mile from my house in Clinton before heading into less civilized parts of Jackson as you can tell. But I couldn't understand him either.

[the82spartans]

RIP, burger.

[mangoditreviso]

What kind of language is this?

[KRocK4487]

Where is Cheeseburger Eddy when you need him!?!

[bambam2384]

Jujuandria got such a big heart!

[samt0333]

Viva La Stool!

[krazykoop]

I live an hour south of Jackson.....I wuz sked too

[tbrundi2]

grab ya hambugers, grab ya drinks

[sbloughlin]

hamburger, fries, and drink i dont know where its at

[Tiwaking]

I am from New Zealand and I could not understand most of what was said.

[agentsamsonite7264]

@Tiwaking Dont feel bad, Im from America and didnt understand him either.

[Timinator232]

@Tiwaking "finna" means something to the effect of "wanting to"- "I wudn finna die"- I didn't want to die. I'm used to crazy american accents and that took two watches lol

[kyla2112]

@Tiwaking That's ok, I'm American and I didn't understand most of what was said. Except the tornado stole my cheeseburger part. That was funny as hell.

[Blackhawk9188]

@Tiwaking That's cause most of it wasn't in English...

[bramwellt]

@Tiwaking - I'm from America, and I couldn't ether.

[TheMharry15]

@Tiwaking I'm from america and dont even know what hes saying

[x3111x]

@Tiwaking Dont feel bad... Im from the U.S. and i dont understand this.

[1320in8]

@Tiwaking

I live in the US and couldn't either. It's some alien language brought here by a spaceship with big ass rims on it.

[kelrezo1]

@1320in8 well i guess that makes you stupid? she's saying her teacher is a good teacher and hate to see everything liek that way it is cause she never seen stuff like this before u racist dumbass

[rossman1940]

@Tiwaking u type english real well

[Tiwaking]

@rossman1940 Mahalo!!

[IsHeTaylorMade]

Big Ups My Boy just Glad You and the Hometown Ok!! Guys Add and Sub The Channels

[xenophy2]

how long until sparta remix?

[Swartzeagle83]

Suggested it to Schmoyoho, maybe it will be a hit.

[jamiefind]

Remix please!

[LowLowSpinners]

maybe the tornado was hungry

[clbrew22]

I'm sorry..I know this is a tragedy & a sensitive subject, but this needs to go viral. It's just too funny! "I was scared! I was fixin to eat a hamburger, and it took it. And I dont even know where it's at!" What?!?!?

[nhbfreak]

omg, please remix this please!!!!!!