I'm a jerk.

[amparent37]

You look like Jim Sturgess, it's a good thing. I'm a new viewer so I'm catching up on your videos. Up to now I'm genuinely impressed. :)

[Dakk54]

ur impersonation is really good and yea ur a dick. but a hilarious dick

[im19ice3]

your impersonation is too good, i'm pooping my pants

[MusicChick015]

what the french? or french the llama?

[AnAbundanceofAwkward]

I loved Dragontales <3

[EveloXD]

@AnAbundanceofAwkward DRAGONTALES!! THANK YOU!! I WATCHED THIS A WEEK AGO AND I WAS SO MAD AT MY SELF I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT!!

[Esllava1]

I love you.

[zoehlou]

I genuinly feel sorry for your brother! :') Too funny though!

[andreasfr1]

Yes.

[MaddGiraffes]

It's the eternal struggle of older siblings. WE know we're hilarious, in fact I say it every day, but our siblings just don't understand. I get you, Zak. You are one funny guy. For shizzy.

[TheaterGeek2007]

No. That's just how us older siblings are. We torment the younger ones. It's our job.

[0lookbackandblink0]

yes, you are a dick! but you're hilarious so it's okay

[ForFavoriting]

yes, yes you are, but the wit allows everyone who isn't the victim of your dickish abuse to look past it and find you mildly charming.

[deathnoteshadow]

No

[BreeBronze]

you're a dick

[BreeBronze]

yes

[BreeBronze]

shizzy

[Dogcrazy713]

the chip on your brothers jacket is erking me

[DarkChocolateMelody]

hahaha you are a dick! but a smart funny one so I think it all adds up positive.

[NinjaLids]

oh and peter pan and narnia...also good stuff

[NinjaLids]

dragon tales...lord of the rings...good stuff

[mattsam123123123]

how old r u thatzak

[kaylalalah33]

yes

[pinkbarbie236]

Your a dick but your funny so its alright!

[oliviaarshambow]

OH MY GOD! I loved Dragon Tales! That's so crazyy.

[Pleasecallmebones]

I love when you two do videos together.

[Jezzy2578]

the one on the left looks exactly like arte from glee

[twinkychick244]

Haha that reminds me of what I used to do to my brother

[sunnysummerheaven]

hahahahahahahah why is colson in a suit

[MarielIsabel]

Yes, you're a bully. =(

I happen to like Colson.

[slashfilledmind]

Yes, you're a dick. And now I'm subscribed to you.

[USMCcAnthem]

yes you are a dick. Poor Colson :(

[joyce72010]

you and your brother are such geeks haha <3

[joyce72010]

you and your brother are such geeks haha <3

[MsFlipped365]

Aww Colson ^.^

[Xxnicoroxxx]

"i would want anyone else to be my brother except for you"

MY EMOTIONS!!! >.<

[emmabanana123]

Why all you guys hating on him. Every video, I read the comments, and theres hatrid all around! Does anyone realise hes joking around, making videos to be funny, he may act serious, but have you ever heard of sarcasm? Zack, I think your great! <3

[MrAux666]

Holy crap that is a BRILLIANT Smeagol Voice

[Klaamkz]

I thought I was the only kid that watched Dragon Tales. <3 Best show ever. 

[thechikwiththebraces]

Dude, you remind me abnormally of Toby McGuire... seriously, i feel like you're going to jump out the window and web-swing away...

[LoniganTheDragon]

great, here comes the smeagol nightmares again

[JuliFreeCG]

lol i love your impression



[Ayshafr]

That Gollum impression was amazing. 

[Wolstenholmie]

That is actually a very good Gollum impression

[HeyBabes909]

Colson is Peter Parker and Zak is Spiderman :P

[aphness]

As a younger sibling, I'm gonna have to side with Colson.

[KatieVeee]

how old is colson?

[tressajw]

You're a dick :p

[tressajw]

Yeah, kinda...

[howyudern]

socially awkward colson

[onlymorgana]

His gollum voice is perfect lol "Go away and never come back!"

[Klicketyklick]

yes, you're a dick.

[freundization]

wow that's probably the best gollum i ever heard!

[menuria]

Your brother is very nasal..

[ChristinaSuper91]

Zach, We are both older siblings who are dicks to their younger siblings.

HIGH FIVE

[WelllWhatCanISay]

You being a dick makes you hilarious.

[Talker445]

dude i do the same thing to my little sister so it cool bro it cool :)

[LiLMarikAbridged1]

LOL i love this!! and i've been to yellowstone too xD your so mean to him... but its funny C:

youareadick<3

[stevenARTify]

Why does Colsen sound a little bit like Stephen Hawkings?

[TheLiviawest]

there was so much i had to say, but could you guys make out?

[fffffffffffffffuuu]

a little bit..

[CritterKissesxx]

omg this is so funny! and so cute haha, u guys are such nerds (: and no zak you wernt being a jerk, just a brother lol

[WeeshaTheUnicorn]

You giues should make out...LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[13purpleroads]

OMG they are the ultimate nerds...... I Love Them.

[desirousiris]

Your laugh at the end sounds like a squeaky mattress. BULLY

[BlueTakProductions]

Yes.

[BrokenWaffles]

This is amazing and hilarious. Hahaha.

[MultiNooble]

I just love your smeagol voicee xD



[ydoiwatchthese]

omg when you said mordor i wanted to cry. that was so good it was scary

[ForTheMusic83]

This video was incredibly inconvenient. I had to stuff my face in a pillow to avoid laughing and waking my roommate.

[AmeriTv]

aww, Colson is so cute!

[EpicTurtle42]

Yes, but we all know your a dick.

[2juli4]

i used to watch dragon tales too, then i took an arrow to the knee

[CandyCamera13]

Yes zack, you are clearly a dick to your little brother, lucky he doesn't resent you.

[PenguinRiotChallenge]

dude when you did the weird you sounded like nevil from potterpuppetpals :)

[chocolateguy72476]

Awesome video. I enjoyed watching :-)

[Epictouchdown]

i want u as a big brother... xD

[HeyBabes909]

I love you 10 times more now that I know you can do an amazing Smeagol voice.

[SmexiCrystal]

I just discovered I had made a facebook group devoted to you a long time ago called The Zakolution. Apparently it has 63 members. That being said, it would be cool if a new video would be made soon so I could actually post something on there!

[cuzins4ever4life]

i love how you do the smeagol voice cracks me up:)

[BenGriffithsReviews]

But yeah you were a dick to Colson evidently.

[WeirdoHeart26]

did they quote Dragon Tales? aw =D

[AmmmyRAWR]

MAKE MORE VIDEOS! LIKE, DUDE! ITS BEEN TWO FLIPPING MONTHS. GET ON THE BALL.

[Greenteabook]

Yes, you are a massive jerk. I don't know what Cassandra sees in you.

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@Greenteabook I don't think he's this bad in real life, it's a persona he takes on, accenting certain aspects of his real personality. Kind of like wheezywaiter.

[melliemarkay]

your impression is Almost as good as mine

[californiababe26]

colson looks exactly like artie from glee

[iHeartNeverShoutNvr]

@californiababe26 haha he does resemble him a bit.

[pokemonmaster181818]

Make more videos. Kthxbai.

[trey18ym]

nah, you're not a dick Zach and btw, you do an awesome gollum

[lifexlongxstory]

can I just say...this is the 2nd night that im watching your videos...Each time i go from being wide awake to extremely sleepy...

[canelavmz]

yo even though I agree that you can be a jerk ... I miss your videos man and it's only been 2 months - this is not okay, I have comedic relief reliance on "a jerk"

[tbloodawesome]

Lol, this is hilarious!

[whatsonwednesday]

coloson videos are the best

[coolnessinacup]

MAKE A VIDEO

[LMW1503]

Your brother looks like steve carrell as the 40 year old virgin

[97untitled]

when i was like 7 my brother told me that every third born child would be brutally murdered my a vicious monster on the night of their eighth birthday...for about three years i slept with my legs crossed so nothing could grab me by my feet and drag me away...

you aren't that much of a dick

[ContraKat]

Nope, not a dick. All older siblings treat their younger siblings that way. It's just fun. And I am a younger sibling and agree with this statement..so, yeah it's true. Very funny video. I have now subscribed to your channel. :)

[MsBubbleblaster]

Yes you really are a dick.

But i find it quite amusing.

[WritingaRockStar]

Best Gollum impression ever.

[JessAtBestest1]

the ending is so cute! :)

[hejmitnavnersarah]

you could be mr. Darcy ;)

[JustJestr]

DICK

[chowdeer667]

DRAGONTALES! <3

[fuzzbanana101]

Colson looks like Kevin McHale from Glee ! :D

[amberxahmad]

Yes,a dick, and I feel sorry for your brother. I still love you though :D

[themerethebear]

oh my god your golem impression...and nope! the only time a person is a dick is when they are being mean with the intention of hurting somebody

[pokemonmaster181818]

I think Colson is just holding a grudge from your childhood, and he needs to grow up. Oh, and, not to be a creeper, but HAPPY (early) BIRTHDAY!

[theJoyousUnknown]

yes



[MulfordTheDean]

Yes. Definitely yes.

[XxDustxDustxX]

I went through that shit with my sister. So yeah, you're a dick, but I think it's part of being a sibling.

[ckrube]

fan of lord of the rings?

[brittanyclare135]

You're not a jerk, your humour is just misunderstood. I know how you feel.

[JulezNerdify]

I have 2 older brothers soooo yeah you're kind of a dick but a likeable dick if that makes sense

[AmandaRaeSavesTheDay]

Yes, you are a big jerk. But...for some reason... I can't seem to dislike you for it. So I will keep watching your videos...

[thegreenflamingo]

DRAGONTALES.

[franesBlamescheezytv]

You should try ordering fries with that golem voice.

[evanmooreusa]

You sir are a dick

[hiimvin]

Not even a dick, its the job of the older siblings to scare the younger ones aaand not to mention it is insanely fun.

[peaceloveaitana]

Yes, you're a jerk... I had to deal with that shit for years, basically my whole entire childhood and even now. That shit is not fucking funny

[chirpofjoy]

Somehow I'm just now seeing this video. Zach, your Golem impression caused me to laugh in a way that is illegal in nine countries.

[DCP1093]

No, you're just a big brother :p

[zomgseriosuly]

D: Poor Colson..

[zomgseriosuly]

That guy...from Glee <3

[KatieRoseSaysHellos]

colsons a little cutie ^-^ but hes kinda socially awkward, haha

[TheLauraLongbottom]

I REMEMBER YOU MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THE WORD SHIZZY!! A long time ago.. remember? Poor guy xD

[samsotto]

Nope, you're just a big brother.

[RalphInRalphWorld]

Yes.

[metalheadlardo]

Do a video when you just talk in your Smeagol voice.

[nantucketbeaches]

yes

[MusicaliPad]

no video in 3 weeks?... how am i not surprised -_-

[happykellysad]

is colson disabled ?

[sunnysummerheaven]

@happykellysad lol no hes not the wheelchair guy from glee

[PoppyAmelia93]

Do they have the same parents? I was just wondering 'cause they look completely different.

[LMAOpleurodon]

LOL I saw Andy Serkis (Gollum) at the airport last year xD Btw you are a dick, but you're the awesome kind of dick who makes everything funny :D

[Raynebo264]

Omg... I've done such meaner things to my sister.... if you're a dick what would that make me? *grin* I'm gonna vote No

[pokemonmaster181818]

I DIED when you did the gollum voice! Made. My. Day.

[shebangsteganandsara]

ha 

[ShadyBrix]

Colson sounds like Chris from Family Guy XD

[yukiibeauty07]

WHAT THE FRENCH PEOPLE?

[chiclauren]

SHIZZY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh gosh your videos never fail to make me laugh like crazy.

[chiclauren]

SHIZZY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh gosh your videos never fail to make me laugh like crazy.

[AIR23SAM]

Lol zack you're not a dick and you and colson will never be in the real world! Lol awesome video

[LuLuDee123]

'Zak you're not zak anymore!'

I absolutely love this video! The best video on your channel :D

You see what America is like- 'elementry schoo'l haha

[Kaiasin]

This is the irst Vid Ive seen of the two of you.

You should make more vids together :D You're both so funny ^^

[Imlikeolive]

Colson is Peter Parker and Zach is Spiderman.

[coconutentertainment]

yes just a bit :P

[TheArtistofDreams]

over usage of d**k much? :S

[mlynchrules1]

so i just ran into your channel this week. and now i want to catch up with all of your videos. but i'm in college and do not have time to do so. I'M SO CONFLICTED!!!

[Delarosaorder]

yess. LOL in a good way hehe=D

[yukiibeauty07]

Don't worry Zak, apparently you've only been a dick for the duration of Colsons life, and not for all of your own life. That's a pretty good result.

[HahnJames]

I had three older brothers. No you're not a dick. And the Gollum impression, it's so close, that you could have been the one doing his voice in the movies and it would have worked perfectly.

[raeannisnotanihilist]

That is a freaky gollum impression.

[VIVAaMEXICOo]

Does*

[VIVAaMEXICOo]

Is it just me or dies Colson have hearing aids?

[sunsetbliss123]

@VIVAaMEXICOo I just noticed that myself, I think he does

[shariadiel]

definitely just fulfilling the role of an older brother

[OnlyOneBite]

ROFL. first video by you that im watching, and i LOVE IT

[SweetyPieDarlin]

I see what you did there X)

[keytroniclove]

What the French? LMAO! Best thing ever! So funny! How Funny? SOOOOO FUNNY!

[DynamicDeclan]

Yo guys should make out

[flutterby8100]

Dragon Tales LOL

[tersaurus]

Being the younger sibling I'm kinda biased, but yes you are a jerk to Colson.

[lacerdaflavia]

omg, your videos are so funny !! you're lovely, i see how cassie fell in love with you , lolololololololol thanks to her i found your channel

[TheMarzify]

Colson, I see yo' eyes I know you high.

[thatzak]

@TheMarzify That seems to be the one quote of mine that everyone remembers.

[xOxCrapWeaselxOx]

@thatzak That was the best quote in the world

[Ktchsh]

i think it hilarious too!!

[linzayzay]

You are a dick. But as an older sibling, it's our responsibility to make little brother's lives horrible.