Dave Allen on...FARTS BOOBS & LIPOSUCTION

[LABCall]

I think that should have been "one in every 60 million women has long red hair and is attracted to older Irishmen".

[gluebum13]

DA kills me every time hehehehe...

[bookworm12424]

"with my luck it'll be a bloody nun..." Genius!

[j4j9]

500 people on a plane farting 14 times in 8 hours is not 7,000 farts it's 56,000 farts !!!

[bearznorthCATHY]

Well, I'm sure they'd have a gas either way!!!

[cavewax]

Actually 7000 farts is correct, because it is 14 farts over 8 hours per person, and not 14 per hour, as j4j9 calculated it.

[Siegfreud]

No. It's not.

[TamaThePeck]

not 14 farts every hour. 14 farts in 8 hours.

[filozovs]

@j4j9 no it isnt!500*14=7000!

[KushtiiMonkeyy]

@j4j9 your wrong

[Joorin4711]

@j4j9 Or, it'll actually be 7000 fart *in 8 hours*, as this is what he said. He didn't say "14 farts per hour for 8 hours". And yes, feel free to XKCD me.

[selectme5]

great footage, a pure legend

[sblackrick]

Thanks for Dave Allen at last some one who talks sense, and may your god go with you.

[Chefshaolin]

And I thought I hated stand up comics.

[gerryrob82]

i first watched Dave Allen as a spotty teenager.. He's much missed .

[midguardz]

5000 times! That's rather low.

[freddage91]

I've got it down as once a day for about 14 years

[GerSpanner]

yeah man

[yetitracker]

as an american that saw him on tv as a kid...i wish we could have stuff like this now..i allways prefered the british comedy myself but hardly anyone i know gets it....to smart for em i think

[MatthewFordVictoria]

I recently purchased the entire 45 episodes of his TV Series from a guy in Australia who was selling it on eBay. Reason... DVD players down there don't play our kind of DVD's and Videos. Love those funny skits he did with his buddies! Way better than Benny Hill!!!

[SaraMavrik]

Hey MatthewFordVictoria! It'd be awesome if you'd post some of your new Dave Allen acquistions. I watched him as a kid & he still cracks me up. I can't find his shows anywhere. May your God go with you :)

[mjn76]

He was able to talk about virtually anything and make it hilarious.

[CK1223]

pure genius

[braindead4m1]

him and dylan moran are pretty alike

[femaleanimal]

Dave came first! Dylan Moran wrote a lovely tribute to Dave Allen.

[olivialeann]

cuba!

[Barry316]

I'm going into the tube, awe, my sides are just splitting, bloody hilarious. Hadn't seen this is ages, glad to finally see it again and remember just how funny Dave was

[xsilvermercuryx]

haha even tho it's somewhat bad quality i still love this!!

[Paxrep]

He makes Peter Kay look like a pup!

[houseman2593]

Dane Cook has nothing on Dave Allen.

[chrissybessie]

I'm hurting with laughter. Oh my stomach ouch. he's so funny.

[alacas69]

Class!