Whose Line: Birth Hoedown (II)

[trier4952]

My wife went into labor and it gave me quite a scare

I took her to the doctor to see how she would fare

when I saw the baby, I really was quite bothered

because you could tell that Wayne Brady was the father.

[timenyart]

Who all thinks its stupid that they censured the word "laid" they do that a lot, they once censured 'mother'

[Stormcat1]

My cousin gave birth right on the kitchen floor

we don't know who the daddy is, cuz she's a Wh*re

the baby is cute but in just another day

we're giving up the baby to couple who is gay.

[ChannelCho5]

My name is Ryan, I hope you like my Stiles...

I never enjoy a howdown, at least not in a while.

I really hate it so much, it's a bloody stupid game.

But I'm always the one whose rhymes are the least lame.

[rollyrama2009]

Wayne used the same song for both birth hoedowns!

[BlackNine313]

"Suggested videos:

Hair Loss"

Poor Colin :(

[Mestaajaz]

Hey Colin got it right! I guess I've seen those blooper reels way too many times

[LaurenTalleyfan]

I think Denny did a great job in both this one and whose line birth hoedown (1)

[PinkPsycho92]

@hiddendisaster1 What'd U think? :)

[PinkPsycho92]

@hiddendisaster1 She actually did a pretty good job :) Especially in Whose Line: Birth Hoedown(I) check it out :D

[Devilishbritt]

My brother is expecting a baby,

His nerves are shot and he is going crazy,

How I wish I could help him calm down,

Especially when that baby's head is about to crown.

[krimzonknight]

@hiddendisaster1 They had another version of this where she was actually hilarious. you should search for "Whose Line: Birth Hoedown (I)"

[justaguy12345]

Oh, neat, this is the hoedown that Colin kept messing up in the blooper reels! No wonder the crowd cheered when he got through the first part of his verse! Haha.

[jakamneziak]

Believe me wehn i say this, your birth is not a gift

in fact with no democracy it gives me short fhrift

you never had a say in whether you were born

democracy's a lie from the day the hymen torn

[iheartnewyorkbaby]

I can't believe they had to bleep "laid." That really irritates me :P

[marchman3000]

When I was I at the hospital my friend's sister gave birth,

It was interesting like nothing else on Earth,

When her husband saw the baby he wanted to get married,

But he ran away when he realized his baby was Drew Carey!

Hahahaha I just made this up. :)

[curlygirl52]

Ironically Laura Hall is pregnant in this episode

[XavyWin7]

3 people came out ass first when they were born

[killerhunter2008]

I wrote my own hoedown to post on this video,

You can find it if you look in the comments below,

I am so talented and so proud of it,

The only problem is that NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.

(take the hint)

[davidcrabtree]

@killerhunter2008 Note the 100 odd 'likes' a hoedown verse has at the top of these comments which really proves your point. Have some joy in your life, dude.

[metzdawg3000]

my wife gave the other day to a baby boy

and i'm the happiest man, i'm all filled with joy

i'll always be so proud until there comes the day

when he walks up to me and says "dad, i'm gay!"

[bagam87]

This one of the only ones where every performers' hoedown was good. Ryan's was the best.

[WhoseLiner2z]

at 0:47 someone yelled "YEEHAAA!!!"

[youlex0]

Το βίντεο είναι ξεκαρδιστική, δεν ήταν δυνατό να διακόψετε το γέλιο

[Yardnoc3103]

0:59 = Wayne Brady

1:18 = Denny Siegel

1:38 = Colin Mochrie

1:57 = Ryan Stiles

Most funny lines.

[shibby192]

how many noticed the woohoo att colin

[dillpickle1022]

My wife's having a baby, a boy I hope its cute

He's gonna be just like me, that fact you can't refute

In high school when he plays sports, i'm sure he'll be ballin

until he grows up, and he's as bald as Colin

[sonic1135]

denni .. i believe it was denni seagal her last verse was funny "GIMME LOTS OF DRUGS" the way she said it was funny

[MTVjackassStunts]

pause at 1:22 shes crazy

[MegaChocolateRaisin]

I love how they cheer Colin on with his one! :) Great to see they support each other when they were having trouble!

[longliveoakenfold87]

Birthing a baby can be really nice

Or if you're me, it can be quite a vice

9 months later, the pain would never stop

I began to faint just when the head began to pop

[yourballsareinert]

I never saw a woman do a hoedown before.

[8r38r3]

i dont like the chick:/

[hairlikedante]

@8r38r3 lol, no one does.

[cagekitten2008]

Go wayne!!! You are amazing!

[brittyandemi3]

Birth is a wonderful thing everybody loves it

they love me more just a little bit

When my sister gave birth the baby was really hairy

Oh did I mention that the baby was Drew Carey

[darkrhenlitruu]

I never realized how scary my wife can be

Until that special when I was slapped by reality

It was a horrible scene that I couldn't bare to see

because she was screaming, "You did this to me!"

[superfanofmk]

their lines are all different...

[pcf180]

I was born In the nineteen sixties.

The first word I said was the word 'pixies'.

Then I learned to walk and run, and learned to kick,

But as I grew older, I grew a giant dick...

[SimuLord]

As I write this it is a special day

February twenty-second is a time to play

The woman who gave birth to me, that's when she came along

On this day in '56, Happy birthday Mom!

[jebeja]

@SimuLord, YOUR VERSION OF THE HOEDOWN, IS THE BEST ONE WRITTEN (MY OPINION ONLY) ON YOUTUBE YET. THANKS, NOW IT SHOULD BE PUT TO MUSIC.

[RicoSuave803]

ya and they sensor laid but not ass? what the ****. oh come on

[ChrisSousaPortugal]

drugs as in she cant feel pain. she doesnt mean illegal drugs

[Utarkea]

ok, some weird censoring here.

they bleeped out laid, but not ass?

[ArmageddonAngel]

Was Wayne's verse in this hoedown from this one or the other giving birth hoedown? And if it isn't, what was his original one?

[TheImperialElite73]

i just experienced de ja vu. Why that happens for?

[KingJPV3]

what's with Denny and drugs xD

[WhiterThanYall]

Wayne looks so happy about his rhyme. Btw, why couldn't he say laid?

[dstebbin]

It's a sexual reference. They're trying to keep it PG13, and the director is British and doesn't understand American sensitivities.

[BCraingirl]

poor Colin's rhyme was a little muddled, lol!

[SilverTrenchcoatGal]

Haven't you seen the blooper for this? Poor Colin just gives up! I'm amazed he was able to finish it! XD

Blooper version: Well guess what, my wife just gave birth the other day!

And I really supported her! ALL the way!

Oh time went by, oh hours, were passing...

I... Oh god. XD

[BCraingirl]

yeah, I saw that one...too funny!

[cain0022]

wayne cant say laid and ryan can say ass WTF?

[inurfacemusic]

maybe because ass is refering to a body part and "laid" is refering to sex? censors are always more tight on sex then anything else.

[yanxxxy]

why is this hoedown exactly the same as the Whose line: birth hoedown (1) except for Denny, Colin and Ryan's part? the part before the singing is the same,too... i'm confused

-_-

[Edtheyak]

maybe they haD to redo em cos they were suitable for tv or somin

[a90sfan]

My wife gave birth to a healthy boy

And she decided to name him Roy.

Her family's so happy, filled with lots of glee.

Oh, how I wish that the father was me.

[PIRATESOFTHEC3]

How can he not say laid? I heard it said on ABC Family before, =P.

[ImmynimmyX]

wayne was 27 so is it safe to assume he's around 35ish now?

[thingi0ma0jig]

i prefer the version of Collins:

"My wife gave birth the other day . . . . ."

"Congradulations!" xD

[cooliodangelo12345]

"The day I was born, my daddy really did care, he wore a sergical mask, and yes he was right there! People said he looks just like you, I guess it was a curse, 'cause I happend to come out ass first!"

LOL SO FUNNY :)

[jorday10]

what's the name of the lady in the green shirt?

[DerKoenigsm]

Denny Segal

[mewzakuro16]

denny something...

[americanidol434]

hoedown hoedown hoedown!

[marcyboy123]

its improv.

[theoldironcollector]

Make it up on the spot

[Akatsuki021]

Why do I see this question everywhere? D:

[GTRF1V8]

because all of them (except for Kathy Kinney(sorry)) are too damn good at it!

[dstebbin]

Of course they get some time to think first. For example, Ryan usually gets an entire minute to think of hoedowns.

But that's why it's called "improv," you make it up as you go.

[jakep42zer0]

anyone ever notice that all thats on after whos line....is more whos line??

[EpicArt]

Sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Imagine the anticlimax:

Now: Whose line is it anyway?

Next: The Menopause Monologue by Roseanne Barr.

[thedestinygang]

b/c whose line is hella awsome!! XD

[shrks2cup20]

yea. whose line is awesome. i can tell u r HELLA from the bay.

[thedestinygang]

bay??

[Ferginator88]

On my tenth birthday my momma sat me down,

The things that she said really made me frown,

You see the meaning of her little tale,

Was that before she gave birth to me she once was a male.

[zeldafan501]

this is one of the best hoedowns i heard and ramruth ur hoedown is really good :P

[ramruth]

lol! Thank you! =]

[ramruth]

I gave birth last night, the doctor was a dork,

he kept telling me to push, he poked me with a spork,

I said "Hey, doc... not to be rude",

"But haven't you realised?- I'M A DUDE!"

[dstebbin]

Honestly, it was funnier the first three times I've heard that punch line.

Nothing personal, and I'm not trying to insult you, but that punch line is too obvious. Think of something new.

[dstebbin]

I don't have a job; I don't have a care.

I don't know who my kids' dads are; I really do not care.

I make six figure income. I guess I'll drop the bomb!

My story is... I'm the Octa Mom!

[GearHead916]

God I hate that whore, Nice Hoedown though!

[superjed2]

good one. lol

[totalballetnerd]

I knew a woman who gave birth

She says it wasn't the labour that really hurt

She says the baby's face was ugly no other

The woman that I knew was Drew Carey's mother.

[ultimoto1]

not bad

[DJQueen93]

Ahaha Drew was funny at the beginning :P

[imbiggy]

My wife's having a baby, my heart was a racing,

I made a hole on the floor from all my pacing.

But when I got to see him I cried out in pain,

cuz I look like Ryan, but the baby looks like Wayne...

[Tw1zTyD]

Hey that was a good one man lol

[kiwi4life4fun]

Hahahaaaaa! Genius!!! 5stars man! good one!

[AChimpNamedSlickback]

@imbiggy That is possibly the funniest Hoedown comment I have ever read in my life. Thank you sir/ma'am, whoever you are.

[DylanGallagher]

Wait, how come Wayne's song as well as everyone's clothes are the same as the other Birth hoedown? Did they do two takes or something?

[junjierocks]

one's censored, the other is'nt.

[BooshObsessed]

they do lots of takes and versions

=]

[Wickashan]

happen to come ooooouoouout ass first?

[LePhantomessa]

Because the comments on here are too negative, here's my own Hoedown. Enjoy, and please don't mark as spam!

My sister thought about having kids

When she was younger

She wanted to marry a sexy celebrity

That had existed a little longer

I told her a little tiny truthful fact,

For which I did get hit,

I told her the only celeb who'd want her kids

Would be Cousin Itt.

[Pr0t0sz]

Oh shut the fuck up stupid retard.

[bradster673]

man....whose line needed more of denny she wasn't in it enough

[WhoseLineBabygirl]

god no!!! the show was better without her

[KoopaDude94]

I disagree. I think Denny was the best woman on the show. Sure, That's not saying much, But I still think she was pretty funny.

[therealnick103]

"SmithyGH", answer something for me.

If Denny sucks as much as you say she does....

Explain to me why she's on Whose Line and you're not.

[div753]

luv colins verse classic

[emoitalian]

Oh, and to SmithyGH, unless you weren't listening, she wasn't talking about illicit drugs, like marijuana, she was talking about getting an epidural when in labor instead of giving birth naturally.

[shomo009]

Lol they bleep laid but air ass. xD

[Sammy4549]

I don't get what the big deal with the word 'laid'. It's not a curse, that and I think ANYONE would know what that means by now.

[AdamSandlerFan204]

I agree

[MeWantFoodNow]

Dude it's a joke!

[pheonixkodiak1]

i think youll find she sang that to make people laugh, slightly OTT reaction dont you think?

[emoitalian]

Because YOUR opinion truly matters to the rest of us. If you can't express your opinion in a logical, -intelligent- manner, please don't even bother. First, go out and get a sense of humor, and then come back, okay? I'm glad we settled that.

[Alees67966]

my god youre dumb, smithyGH

[iwebber88]

Wayne's best hoedown I think, that was so funny...

[NJDevils914]

Agreed, that was really well done.

[RainyDay1010]

Wayne does this cute little swaying thing at the end of his verse. xD Colin wins this one though, I was all OMG

[Iluveryanstiles]

ahahah in the bloopers for this one colin mager skrews up but either way its hilarious!!

[Gandalf279]

colin had the best that time

[iceprincess955]

Why're there two birth Hoedowns?

[iscamonkey]

the first wasn't aired and ended up on the dvd. don't know why. seemed perfectly fine to me

[battlebotsboy]

It was because Colin had a hard time coming up with something.

[krusader85]

Colin's expression after his hoedown is priceless

[BuryMeInGames]

Wayne's verse is the same as in the other Birth hoedown.

[319FBMZ319]

i like denny in this one she is funny "give me lots of drugs"

[LolaBonne]

Ah, I wish Denny had made more appearances ... especially if it would have meant less Kathy Greenwood.

[319FBMZ319]

yeah kathy isn't that great I prefer Denny i also wished Josie appeared more than kathy

[therealnick103]

I actually wished Denny and Josie appeared more out of the non-regulars. I think Brad, Greg, Kathy and Chip were practically in all of them.

[DynamoDom89]

colin is a ledgend at this game. and the irish drinking song

[MadamFeefee]

wayne also coul've ended with erection