the joke about when you drink you kill people but when you smoke pot you just lay down and forget why you stand up is not his oun material, whether you like it or not that was a stolen joke
dude shut up i can list dozens of comedians that have stolen at least one joke. and prove he didnt come up with it first just cuz u heaard som1 else say it before u seen his act. dumbass shut up
i agree. cause seriously, saying someone stole a joke is like saying someone stole the word hello. there's nothing in the world that anyone can say that's completely original and that no one has ever before thought of lol
idk. aparently i went to taco bell...
avengedbulletgrace 9 months ago
hahahahaha. great stuff
3KVT 11 months ago
i shot milk out my penis i was laughing so hard
mboundtogether 1 year ago
@1:00
XullioS 1 year ago
this guy is great!!!
maybemaybenot160 1 year ago
Porter was the funniest guy on the show. Blue is a funny dude, but unfortunately his material was too repetitive.
theatlantisrise 1 year ago 6
@theatlantisrise totally agree. after a while, the funny jokes about his cerebral palsy got a little repetitive.
jamerz1826 1 year ago
he nailed that ending
SeanIacono 1 year ago 2
VERY NICE
pianodrums08 1 year ago
chris porter is frigginnnn awesome!!
punkhayhay88 2 years ago
chris porter had my vote. everytime he was on he was funny, the other guys were eh.
TTKIN 2 years ago 2
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i like gabriel iglesias more.... he can make you die of laugh
teksi321 2 years ago
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the joke about when you drink you kill people but when you smoke pot you just lay down and forget why you stand up is not his oun material, whether you like it or not that was a stolen joke
kingofthelaugh 2 years ago
dude shut up i can list dozens of comedians that have stolen at least one joke. and prove he didnt come up with it first just cuz u heaard som1 else say it before u seen his act. dumbass shut up
Demonic569 2 years ago 5
@Demonic569
i agree. cause seriously, saying someone stole a joke is like saying someone stole the word hello. there's nothing in the world that anyone can say that's completely original and that no one has ever before thought of lol
guitarguy72793 2 years ago
I thought Porter had far more diverse and developed material than Blue. While I hate to say it, Blue's comedy is a bit gimmicky.
drivebymessiah 3 years ago 8
There is always that idiot that booees. Fucken faggot. Cris porter was good
moejoe13 3 years ago 9
At times he sounds like mr garrison on southpark
nowendoc7 3 years ago 21
"the time is of the essence"
haha. priceless. <33
larhos119 4 years ago 24
i don't think it was a boo.
i think it was one of those super manly "WOOT WOOT"s
okigil 4 years ago 6
this guy is freakin hilarious. Whoever said boo to him obviously needs a hearing aid because his jokes were funny. :]
soliikewhatuppx 4 years ago 7
who the fuck was booing him? That kicked ass.
dhenry1234 4 years ago 8
Xanax really is a reset button!
lisajo07 4 years ago 4
my names chris porter!!!!!!!!!!
lol this guys funny
fastroadkill 4 years ago 2
he was robbed!
TygarJ 5 years ago
"Next thing you know IT'S TOMORROW!" Is it me or does someone yell BOO three times during his comdom jokes? This dudes jokes are golden!
iseedeadpeople 5 years ago 2
this guys on drugs man.
h aha ha
mgvwolf 5 years ago
hahaha pot joke !!! ftw
iRimba 5 years ago
img he is hillarious, I can't wait to see his specials
BTKing9114 5 years ago
he will win!
lutherblue 5 years ago
how do i get this video on my myspace page or will it never work because myspace changed their site?
roxiehart0731 5 years ago
the guy is funny as hell!!!!!!!!!
mcatx 5 years ago