Vending Hacker

[ThleTruth]

holy shit thats john smith

[ThleTruth]

hey i need my computer fixed homie, i have a HP, and when i start it it just shows a black screen with a blinking white dot in the top left corner

[torty1993]

@ThleTruth May be a bad hard drive or you just need to reformat it and reinstall the OS.

[ThleTruth]

@torty1993 thanks for the info...i dont think i can do that by myself..idk...im running off of a 2000 Aspect computer, lol, windows XP, so slow...it has an intell 5 in it. never heard of it? thats because its 5 B.C. not A.D. fancy duel intell would be nice to have back.

[torty1993]

@ThleTruth Oh man, I'm sorry to here that. If you have the means, I definitely recommend upgrading into the "intel core i series". I think you will be happy with your investment.

[ThleTruth]

@torty1993 thanks man, i will remember that

[1jimmyjim]

damn fatty

[eldiablodetijuana]

WTF!!!

[papayapepe]

fucking nerd low life fags

[MaxiMixerX10]

Step 1. Stop the video.

Step 2. Look at the dislike bar.

Step 3. Leave this video.

[GranDav99]

Wow! where is shoot that video? Vending machines are protected inside cages! What a country...

[TTGmoddedlobby]

the dark side is winning

[nothingmorenothingle]

@TTGmoddedlobby lmfao

[ltdpro4life]

wow.. I knew about the weird part of youtube, but the nerdy part is new to me O.o

[agentjucey]

I'm not anerd... But if real ducking dumb

[meIamawsome]

Mr. Thomnos lol

[lstynerl]

does anyone believe unicorns are real?

[s641120]

He can build his own video cards WHAT A BAUUSS

[DeaandreCorneliius]

And You Wonder Why This Got So Many Dislikes >__<

[Gh0stsnyper]

0:25 damn he overclocked his cpu so hard it turned into ram o.o

[youngxstudx]

oh lord, never thought I can get THAT bored...lasted 10 seconds then I shot myself....

[inarush288]

justin beiber



[GTAKING0909]

wtff 

[TheRUSS2222]

i speack greek not geek



[TheRUSS2222]

WTF is he saying



[sliptodaknot91]

kid has an alex smith jersey on... splaynnnnns it all

btw go niners! :D

[superJC181]

wtf is he saying ?

[hifisterio]

did i just get rick rolled?

[11warhammerman]

i like this cause it was so funny

[TheVancanslam]

HES MAKING UP WORDS!!!!!!!!!

[mrnobynob]

why not ddr4 ram

[TheEvilCats47243]

@mrnobynob they dont make ddr4 ram its only in GPU cards

[bheblynn]

this is extra retarded

[UnitedRhinos]

0:36 is sooooooo FALSE.... There is 5.2 Gigabytes in there and that is actually a 3N12 GIGGAHERT DRIVE!!!! Any level 14 Guild Major could figure that out....... :/

[U179354]

Sadly I understand what he is talking about...

[killerdeej]

Fuck me i must be fucking retarded to watch more than 10 seconds of this!

[10footballbeast]

hahaha i live in sm

[frstoe]

this vidio is a load of garbage and i will never wach it again!

[thecomputernerdism]

Has anybody seen my pen?it's red with a green cap. Oh, nvm its the dislike bar

[hallamb91]

A pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes, I dunno how people found that out but WHAT A LIFE! Persrsonally i want to be one, a lion can mate up to 50 times a day, can you imagine a lion and pig cross breed, the would be sex 50 times a day with half hour long orgasms! 25 hours of orgasming a day! but thats impossible you may say? well your right, so you'd have to have sex whilst still orgasming. Interesting huh?

[hillct1]

stop at 2:52 and look at the nerd

[VideoGameMaster12121]

At 1:00, he spits.

[oEliteMossyo]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL THEY CALL HIM john smith but then they call him chawn XD

[VegaVids]

WOT 65,5 ghz core 2 duo

[jpbrulez15]

1:50-1:55

"Hey you, twerp"

"Who me??"

No Im talking to the huge metal container behind you, dumbass.

[spongebobgurl0463]

You made me think of something i havent thought of in a lonf time.. the nerd from polar express....

[piffsterr2]

NERD

[joesterrr123]

hey vader called he wants his lightsaber back

[link117shadow]

@joesterrr123 hahahahhaha, it´s an old joke but is still funny in this way

[gigglesakasabry]

i like the song though

[gigglesakasabry]

John smith!!!wtf and a police officer with a fake gun....-___-

[gigglesakasabry]

MR.thomas.... -__________________-

[WAzzzUUppp]

Ok how the fuck did I get here from watching quad video ?

[iiNETFLIX]

atleast wear the same shorts u fag

[henshooten]

1:01 eww random mouth projectile

[shadownin100]

You fucking nerd go fuck your dad like you do every night before you go to sleep you fuckin perv

[butterstickdelux]

a white steev erkle a fat bastered and a dumb bitch.... fuck you

[WeAreEmpireHQ]

I used to be an arrow like you,

then I take a knee to the head.

[skyrimcoolkid]

great i neeed more new ears i hate his voice

[carlos3o5]

F fake

A and

G gay

[blingbloobla]

cooling it to 8 gigs of ddr3? i didnt know that was a unit of temperature

[ukiwasteman]

aand there goes the 2 runing FAT CUNTS!!



[MatthewHattwick]

I WANT MY 4:03 BACK!

[ChippyGhost]

That doesn't make sense? Liquid Nitrogen and ram. sound legit.

[doobiedax]

@ChippyGhost ya should be to cool the cpu, not ram, but this whole vid and the people in it is just a bunch of idiotic garbage. I've been a vender for quite a while and the only way to get product or money using the buttons is to open the machine and push the service button on the computer board inside. All these vids are are done by a bunch of brainless douchebags.

[ChippyGhost]

@doobiedax Can't agree more.

[Whitneyluvsjesus]

wow... great actors.... NOT!!! LOL XD

[brandon112299]

ok i dont no wut he is saying lol

[TheHamgamer]

the shamwow guy is a huuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggggggeeee­eeeeeeeee nerd

[Jankumori]

whooo mee?? no the nerd box behind you LOL

[MyMinecraftReviews]

Lol, nice i laughed quite a bit :3

[darthvaderhobbit]

Good acting... Nope... Chuck Testa

[wildgun95]

wtf

[ProwlerBorn]

WTF???



[LordPrincedean]

This Shit Sucks

[reaGEEring]

that's funny that you're trying too hard to be funny

[ThePredatordark]

Shitty lightsaber jokes lol...

it's almost as bad as the arrow to the knee one xD

[stickrunpros]

@ThePredatordark i know the lightsaber jokes is just as bad as his glasses are big ^^

[henshooten]

@ThePredatordark yep i agreed until i got a lightsaber to the knee 

[gwarriortje]

WOW EPIC ACTING

[TuttifruttiNinja]

He is captain on the starship virginity.



[frostyy16Hz]

1:00 he was spit ! LOL

[jamesrossjr3]

obee whans force is pushing FLAG in BULK

[EliteBackTuck]

Chris jericho :D u return to wwe

[GODLover852]

Stop talking frickin nerd!! Jack***

[TheRocky1024]

virginity is strong in this one.

[xItsyukax]

Its funny that his computer can't support DDR3

[aces101013]

thumbs up if you stopped watching this while the first nerd was talking.

[xInfamousRealm]

someone shoot me in the head with a shot gun please , i pressed like accidentally

[sTeevYx1]

their trying to be nerds and make fun of people but wait nerds are actually cooler then these kids.

[U420Phuck]

FAGGOT

[lildrummaboy1212]

you people are horrible actors

[coolguy5588]

me?.......... no the other nerd who hacked the vending machine

[RobbieDixonTumbles]

why did I watch this whole video...?

[Dragoon91786]

I love how he doesn't have a fucking clue what he's talking about! XD! Newsflash, you cannot increase the size of RAM by overclocking the cycles per second. That only can increase throughput and access times. LOL!

[YerrowBerry]

@Dragoon91786 Nerd Powerrr!

[wweFANISBACK1996]

??? that looks like the nerd off the movie polor express????

[XShadowOfFateX]

Virginity is strong in this one :|

[MrNaterocks]

lol I go to santa margarita too

[StellarNinjas]

That ain't nothin, I hit 4.3GHz on a quad core!

[pacmandude345]

ok, seriously, just cuz someone puts on glasses in a youtube video doesnt automatically make them look like Harry Potter. faggots.

[kobexu1]

that guy looks like Harry Potter

[FredSuCkSnuts]

PRESS 7 AT THE END OF THE VID TO SEE NERD BOY TUCH HIMSELF!

[MultiDevilsrejects]

why do people make such stupid videos and think they're funny this is th dumbest video on youtube get a life and a gf....

[TheSabih786]

press 6 for head nodding :)

[Goggles447]

sooo you say you have a 62.5 gigahurtz processer but you only want 8gb's of ram......well?......yeah thats what i thought do some research first you fag

[Goggles447]

@Goggles447 and you say that even though it's a 62.5GHZ processor it is only dual core? I mean come on!

[julianauxm]

faggets, go off youtube mo fuckas

[kmansparton]

HEY VADERS LIGHTSABER IS GROWING OH THATS THE DISLIKE BAR

[manggjiosdjg]

@kmansparton HEY LOOK YOU'RE A RETARD FOR MISTAKING IT FOR A LIGHTSABER

[hugoboss990]

OHHHHHHmAAAAHHHHHH GAWWWWWDDDD............ terrable

[jovelmanuel]

is this song from little man

[ArianBhatti]

stop it on 0:56

[girtacos719]

lol I WOULD BE BREAKING MY PROMISE TO CAPTAIN SPOCK!!!

hi-lar-ious

[leGianflavio]

"catholic high school"

that explains it.

[bambam125478]

Pshhhhhhhhhh 600 Gforce Nvidia cards put out way more than 180P! Nerd!

[aaronsname]

nerd reminds me of steve smith from american dad! haha

[chocoholic466]

for a nerd ur pretty stupid

[daisyslayer1]

this song makes this vidio just even better. nice vid

[2alzaeem]

guys did check when he got the money from the machine he was warring a whit t-shirt then change to blue WTF we are in 2012 sucker

[vonymoney]

you suck

[coolguy456ish]

as far as I know liquid nitrogen is not used to get free ram on your computer

[IvanAmighty]

Minute i saw this faggot i knew this was the wrong side of youtube

[Dakin1231]

Now for my next project acting lessons PLEASE SAY ACTING LESSONS 1 T Raid server FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[JyuKyu19]

that was so cool because of the fucking song but its stupid butt butt butt butt butt fuck you u guys guys la la loopsy girls faggot

[JyuKyu19]

fuck this



[SookMeDooka]

like this if you see the spit fly out of his mouth at 1:01!

[minecraftawsome1]

he is white and nerdy

[MillieCoton]

Hahah, that kid sounds like a legend!

[X6xWARHAWKx9X]

in the end of the day none of you gets laid... gurls dig funny guys... mind as well turn gay while your young

[SithLord908]

@X6xWARHAWKx9X its called "acting" dumbass.

[X6xWARHAWKx9X]

@SithLord908 and your acting skill is like hitlers sympathy... not there

[Megaflyingtacos]

why is the cop a kid?



[joeyforan]

omg!!! fucking muppets.........

[kreesy6f]

man fffffffuuuuuuuuck this!!!:@

[asianboi63]

the sad thing is that i understood everything

[CBSIProductions]

Level 99 Virgins

[TheRealBxH]

" It's me. The one and only. John Smith. " i found this oddly clever.

but please keep in mind, im pretty sure i've been on the weird part of youtube for about an hour now.

[42isEveryANSWER]

What-......What the hell is this?

[IsaacBlackburn1]

possible virgins are possible

[fishinwiththepros]

their acting SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[busterpet1]

you little fucking pricks. go get a job at mc d .............. muppit

[Zaner745]

like the bully presentations at my middle school

[Projectsocial1234]

Ur fricking retarded u said liquid nitrogen was in computers...

[aceofspades1201]

lol i actually understood what he said in the beginning and it made no sense because he didnt even say anything real lol

[emmanuel13correa]

what kind of video is this suppose to be?????

wtf???

[TheFastcarboy1]

if you got to 20 seconds of it why comment if you left the vid

[Pllumbknuckle]

I see...

[MrBradster27]

omg i got to 20 secs then im like bye bye :D

[mochico555]

If you're going to act like a nerd, at least get your facts straight

[SadisticReviews]

180p? I think you mean 1080p.

Sincerely, a real nerd who doesn't act like a douche like you.

[Richardwaffles]

He spits a lot...

[RobertJ1966]

I wonder if these guys suck this much off camera as well ?

[ror4y15]

@baseballfan1011 haha

[narutos7180]

white and nerdy

[pedroalcaraz12]

fake and gay

[7777cena7777]

thumbs up if u saw the paper he was reading for his lines

[DaredeviLFDE]

2:53 Mark zuckerberg !

[SnipedStudios]

So he has no idea about what he is talking about so not even close to a nerd

[USAbasballstar12]

Terrible acting

[SnwStoriesInc]

Lol. they're spoofing! I luv this mc gyver setup its so bad ass

[oat1000]

8 gb of ram? try 64 gigs.

[Gamalier260]

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[NetogeZero]

Derp....



[djembalang]

i see mickey mouse with a huge glasses..