Vermont Teddy Bear 120 Second Valentine's Day Commercial 2012

[SlipknotDJ]

the chick with the chocolates is HOT

[conkreteseconds]

lol all us gals care about is not looking fat

[Cassuttus]

The commercial itself is fairly mysogonistic, yes...but I've got a thing for huge stuffed critters, so the product itself looks awesome. And I'm a guy...yeeeaaaahh....

As for where to put it? On the couch/bed for a pillow/cuddly thing. I dunno, I'm weird I guess.

[FudgeYeahAmerica]

ITS SUZUKI-CHAN!!! (see jun jou romantica)

[Rontu827]

I like chocolate. I like flowers. Where the hell am I supposed to keep an enormous bear?

[Kaytee916]

@Rontu827 Exactly, I'd rather get the chocolates and flowers! haha I don't want a creepy giant teddy bear around.

[phaedra1355]

someones in the bear

[wankstankonia]

Pedo bear has found a way to market himself. Now you just gift wrap him and hand him to the victim (shudder)!

[hannessolo]

shut it down lets go home

[hannessolo]

shut it down lets go home

[CurtHowland]

01:10 With special strap-on for when you're not around!

[amylou911]

My boyfriend got me this for Valentines Day :) that sucker is hugeeeeeeeee! I love it -3

[hoodleehoo]

Where are you going to put it???

[ndphase]

@1.31 I smell a rape

[skeetal]

Ok, so Valentine's Day is over, where are you going to put this thing?

[braziliancutie3]

@skeetal LOL!!!!!!!!! :D

[librarytavern]

Please tell me this isn't real.



[lkjhb1]

@librarytavern Im sorry to say but this is real!!!!

[arrrn70]

@librarytavern I saw it on TV. It's legit. lol

[TheClearCoach]

And I jizzed in my pants.



[ENVY2213]

Thumbs up if you think this is Jabo0odyDubs

[SpencerBSchultz]

This is the most disrespectful commercial towards women that I have ever seen.

[LucidDragon22]

Men who think this is a good idea are lazy, simple minded, don't respect women, and probably have a small penis.

[lkjhb1]

This commercial is for men or lesbians!!!

[AquaberryxWildnose]

Even if I was a guy I wouldn't waste $100 on a giant teddy bear, I'd do it on a nice night out with her not this. Goddammit this was a fail even when I saw it on The Soup, forget it I'm happier talking to my guy on Skype for Valentine's Day then this shit.

[cunjoz]

philosoraptor:

if i buy it this year and it is a perfect present for my valentine,

will the following presents will be less perfect or should i stuff my house with BIG HUNKA LOVE TEDDY BEARS?

[davisca02]

What.... what IS this??

[spar2002]

I couldn't tell if this was a commercial for a male enhancement pill or a teddy bear? Just dropping sexual innuendoes into a commercial does not make it good. It should really come with a disclaimer .. guys.. will not add size to your unit. Also, the size graphic looks like a wang as well .. it was good for a laugh ..

[armyofdroids]

Who what's a teddy bear if they are older than 10

[dherman716]

Take this bear and stuff it.

[lkjhb1]

saw this commercial a couple minutes ago went on to order it stated that its sold out FAIL!!!!

[BreakingBenjaminfanX]

Omg! Its pedo bear!!!!!

[jarfullofgravity]

4.5 foot pile of awesomeness.....and at :30, the guy's like, "I don't know how I do it! :D lol!" ......1:35 "oooohhhh yeeeeaahhhh"

[UniquePigments]

wow..this is terrible. I don't think I'll ever be shopping with VTB. Ever.

[ReverberatingWinds]

I want this.

[shockmatic]

"She'll think of you every time she sees it" Yeah, she'll think "What kind of tool spends $100 on a Teddy Bear, when they could have bought jewelry"? If your girlfriend is over 12 I would not advise buying this.

[crlygrlnyc]

it makes the bear look like a sex toy, all the bedroom scenes and the menage a bear sequence at 1:15

[goatloochie]

this reminds me of the times when i was little and i would dry hump and make out with my very large teddy bear. he certainly wasn't 4.5 feet though!

[ajvenida]

Seriously? LoL! Well, I personally could not get this as gift for Valentines Day.. As a gag gift, more likely!

[TheBenterprise]

Great product / greater ad. I will definitely be ordering several of these Vermont Teddy Bears this Valentime's Day!

[wizardofOZify]

Is that pedo's bears brother or father?

[zombie2012]

Man, this is fantastic if your girlfriend is 5!

[epiclulz66]

Who would pay 100 dollars for this, Pretty sure I accidently dragged this thing out of one of those hook games at an arcade when i was 5.

[KitAisuru]

At 1:57, she looks like she's going to "get it on" with her teddy bear. O.o

[redward713]

Anyone else terrified by the guy's expression at 1.31? He is actually a psychokiller and she has let him and his huge stalker teddybear into her house. Uh-oh.

[KitAisuru]

@redward713 I thought that, too!

[bonoforeva]

HAHAHAHA Yes what a creep! While this commercial is disturbing on many levels, it is also hilarious.

[UniquePigments]

@redward713 so glad I'm not the only one. Those guys were terrifying

[Captainflowers1011]

Its "sure to pay off for you"? Whatever could they mean by that?

[cristinamahree]

Thanks for offending all women and men with self-respect with this stupid commercial. I absolutely LOVE all the female stereotypes and the "BIG" innuendos. Fuck Vermont Teddy Bear.

[A1Googler]

This will definitely get you LAID. Sorry. Just being honest. This gift has BOOTY CALL written all over it.

[merken]

I was gonna get my girlfriend diamond earrings for Valentine's Day, but now I think I'll get her a gigantic teddy bear instead. BWA!!!

[takk4gs]

My kids will end up playing with it instead!! Lol

[royjames5902]

This is cheesy. Who writes this stuff? If you want to offend women, you've accomplished it. Shame on you Vermont Teddy Bear.

[AmericanEuro1]

@royjames5902

Why is this offensive?

[ckelite100]

THIS COMMERCIAL IS OFFENSIVE. AT 35 SECONDS IT SAYS DONT BUY CHOCOLATE FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE AFTER THEY EAT IT THEY WILL COMPLAIN THEY FEEL "TOO FAT"

[supermanguy1214]

Lol weird commercial but looks like an awesome bear, I ordered him for my fiancée. I wonder how they're gonna ship this big guy? Must be a huuuuuge box?

[aangkataragreenseen]

I LOVE VERMONT TEDDY BEAR SO MUCH!!!!!

AWESOME!

tee hee. 1st comment!!! ♥

I ♥ Vermont