Murshaq

[mottoyotto]

Haha xD just imagine what the lawn mower guys crotch will look like after he's played air guitar with that spinning blade next to it.

[TheSillyManMonkey]

I would have loved for that girl to fall down after the song was done and splat on the ground, woulda made my day

[lilwierdgal]

this is almost as good as charlie the unicorn

[LBJfan24]

Haven't you ever heard of a cat fish before lol pricless

[PaulTheVolcano]

The Murshaq is a deliqute endangered species. As it is half mermaid half Shaquille O'Neal and 100% pretty cool. Join the Murshaq protection Society (MPS) and make sure that the lowly dog can bow it's head.

[jamesdagmond]

The best part was the guy doing air guitar with the lawn mower.

[skylar4200]

1:08 - 1:15 FAIL

[PaltryFreD]

@skylar4200

Successfully air guitaring with a lawn mower is no fail. In fact, it might be the furthest thing possible from a fail.

[dudokozle]

This is the best video I have ever seen, and I am watching it every mothaphuckin day.

[iamalsodarthjones]

stoner humor at its best lol

[sp33dbyt3z]

How u guys do it? It's so damn stupid but i keep laughing! WHY?!?!?!

[dr0ckisadmac]

low lee dog, bow your head

[TheRealKoolguy007]

Ok... Who is here from the Action Half Life 2 video?

[dumfux13]

the guy with the lawnmower would no longer have a penis

[ssfreakkk]

@dumfux13 lolllll

[TheMegaboom5]

you guys remind me of south park

[RangerMcFriendlie]

This is like the only clean sick animation video, and it is still pretty funny.

[magicdude21]

if i was in robo cop i wouldve shot him in the mouth

[gmfireater1]

I lost it when the guy picked up the lawnmower.

[KevJinK]

Wouldn't that chop of his thing?

[mareinav09]

Riding on a Murshaq back!

[Hexagram777]

I've come back to this video so many times just to listen to the song

[MrLEEMS]

That guy that was playing guitar with a lawn mover probably chopped up his dick.

[idontuploadjustwatch]

Why didn't they walk to the prom?

[ericdeben]

if this was real, that lawn mower woulda killed the guy

[jaguarvibin]

i really wanna know what the kid was gonna say...

[CrackThoseClaws]

0:33 - This interruption-thing. It happens constantly in real life, yet it's the first time I see it on a video. Not even a single fucking film did this. But Marc M. did.

[professorXcross]

@CrackThoseClaws great minds think ah-phluckin-like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!! I thought I was the only one who noticed that... until I saw it in Top Comments lol

[Beck436]

Closed Captioning lyrics to the Murshaq theme:

Dateline honors and then just enough time to chat

Primary residents is interesting information

Mission contemplating the

entire amount of Andrea Handset

Do not understand

[RichEgotThtXTC]

the bear had a pussy

[Kyronite]

wudnt it be mershaq??

[debenni]

Whenever you have a random black dude someone always says he looks miserable or uncomfortable.

[DrMcmedic]

Get low, get low.

[bungalero]

THE REAL SHAQ chillin with a mexican murshaq tout.com/m/rup9b8

[Yyourself]

i remember i saw this rite wen it came out 5 yrs ago...

[AdamIsAspy]

lol mershaqqing is a skill on ahl2



[daso131393]

0:34 that awkward silence was done ridiculously well.

[ttametaks]

this vid should be viral!!!!!!!!!!!

[Relics0897]

One does not simply ride the Mershaq.

The Mershaq must choose you first.

[TraXXXtar]

thats my murshaq you white honky nigga

[iambhavik89]

who noticed shaq was wearing a lakers jersey?

[sheep2slaughter]

you the horse nigga, fuck you

[AssashunKnife]

logically if i would have pick up a lawnmower when i was cutting grass my insides would prolly be one with the mower 

[wevor4tard]

you bunch a nordic white honkey ass niggas

[solothurn666]

the more i watch SA vids the better they get...

[offmynutz9000]

231 people cut their dick off with a lawnmower

[silverthewerefox]

At 1:11, shouldn't the lawnmower be tearing him to pieces?

[Abcjo30]

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE I TOTALLY GON SUE

[Aeolixia]

@Abcjo30 Whoa dawg, bow your head, a 'youtube' is half of you, half of a cardboard tube and 100% pretty cool.

[Mollyp0p13]

y would u ever? o wat were u going 2 say?

[gdawgs473]

he's 100% pretty cool

[thethirdval]

wouldnt the lawnmover liquidate is penis?

[MyFaceBurns]

Turn on captions. The lyrics to the song according to the captions goes like this:

'' Dateline honors and then, just enough time to chat, primary residents, is interesting information, mission, contemplating the entire amount of andrea handset, do not understand. ''

[KingoffKentucky]

@MyFaceBurns

that's from the chinese bootleg version

[VikingSkills7]

the chick in the red dress has a nice rack

[MrRiverBeaver]

@culturaleyes... Acid.

[mudvayne51]

It gets funnier every time i watch it

[culturaleyes]

how the fuck do you get inspired to write stuff like this? 

[SayHey2TheEarth]

the voices remind me of charlie the unicorn characters. Listen closely.

[gitarguy06]

@SayHey2TheEarth holy crap, it does

[aendes]

oh my god... would he be trimming of his dick using a lawn mower as a guitar with the blades in his crouch like that? or is it just me.... he didnt turn it off you know.

[Silvannetwork]

1:10 ....... lol

[92rs25th]

227 people have never heard of a catfish

[kethe]

The guy playing guitar with the lawnmower. God damn.

[thehegarty87]

that's a murshaq

[TkWhtUCnGvNthngBcK]

I absolutely love when he says "I don't know"

[SkidVixen]

This guy is on some weird shit.

[RARARANDOMcopter]

i lmfao'd when he said

'i don't knowww :3'

[ilovenobodys]

226 people never got to ride on a murshaq back

[xBloosh]

Before I watched the video I read the description and what I read was "How will the kids get porn now!? It's up to Murshaq to save the day." And that made me want to watch the animation. Dyslexia has it's ups and it's down I guess...

[neurfreiradikale]

Dude looks like a brown sea lion with human head.

[CoozyMcMillan]

This is god damn beautiful.

[zamwig]

better than a smart card

[retardkidsintheback]

"he looks uncomfortable"

[californiaguy911]

ok so what was this person on?

[kefer123622]

" And 100% pretty cool! "

[shaekei]

murshaq is a gift from god.

[thehegarty87]

Murshaq

[psyconetwork951]

"You ever heard of a Catfish before? Hmfgfgffgfggfgfg"

[Relics0897]

0:50 is when it gets good

[ProdigyXProductionsX]

shaqs number is 34 not 31 lmao

[wigsa]

the fuck??

[roliath]

meh

[Zemorse1988]

I don't understand the funny in this... oh well moving on.

[dlan4327]

Wow.

[KoH4711]

I'm stoned and can't stop laughing

[BrotherClark09]

I wanted to see what happened to that guy playing the lawn mower, organs all cut up and shit.

[dwalk512]

This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen. Thank you.

[12emogrrl]

this vid is so crap lol

[frugward86]

@12emogrrl how could you say that?! WTF

[XxLostEvilFantasyxX]

@stopkaz

Well he may have alot of fake jewlry, but you ain't never seen noone that had nobody as skilled as me.

[stopkaz]

@XxLostEvilFantasyxX What ?

I shed, u may evn, u may have a lot of fake jewlry bu you ain't no seen never noone that had nobody as skilled ash me.

[xeyon]

200 dislikes? WTF

[HipHopJun]

What the hell did I just watch????

[MrShugaray]

bretto told me this shit was cool but it eats cock like leigh's mother know what i mean??????

[slickmonmon13]

isn't it odd that the dude at the end strumming teh mower doesn't get blended up?

[EvilBlackCat666]

That's a pretty slow fukken Murshaq

[meddeyc]

i AM TWELVE AND WHAT IS THIS?

[c0nman101]

LOWLY DOG BOW YOUR HEAD

[Fu3l3dF1re]

Best video ever ! XD

[mrdrprofzach]

F**k you nigga im the F**kin King

[stopkaz]

@mrdrprofzach fuck you nigga, im tha fuckin king.

[KazberryKrunch]

that guy with the lawnmower is my hero

[GrilloJ123]

...A cat-fish BEFOR-AH?

[Imaweasel1]

100% pretty cool

[jacubio]

hahahaha why...

[TasamiOkami]

murshaq is my favorite anime

[krazydelaney]

i remember when my sister first showed me this. i think it was the same year showed me charlie the unicorn and the planet uniorn series.

[yestoness]

100% pretty cool lol

[HeavyMetalGuns]

This seems like its meant to be watch by stoners

[yestoness]

lol

[youjustloveirene]

haven't you ever heard of a.....cat fish? hmhmmhahamhmmm

[ko0lb0ii]

umm... what?

[TMacfalcons1028]

Isnt shaq #32?

[nagyfasz4u]

@TMacfalcons1028

#34 was for the Lakers

#32 was for the Heat

#33 for the Cavaliers

[DanielMcDirty]

Off the hook.

[truestyleoutlaw]

He looks uncomfortable hahaha

[cdiddie]

"Loley dawg, bow your head."

-From Dusk Till Dawn

[darkgaia181]

bow your head lowley dog, thats a murshaq

[zclary923]

Wtf...

[Okanehira]

Half mermaid, half shaquille o'neal, and 100% PRETTY COOL

[Qtoyghs]

I love how the guy points the blades toward himself. I first expected him to get chopped up.

[lilfarvacola]

Bow Your Head....

[sitcomsidekick]

lifechanging.

[graciejayness]

my history teacher is obsessed with this video. he is showing anyone he can this video. it is a bit weird. lol

[ianmeister9]

you probably have the coolest history teacher ever

[MrShugaray]

@ianmeister9 you probably have a homosexual uncle cunt!!!!

[ianmeister9]

@MrShugaray this is true...

[ProdigyXProductionsX]

@ianmeister9 lol

[TheFriendlyFriends]

@ianmeister9 or coolest teacher in "history".

[RockXStarEvan]

@graciejayness Maybe he's murshaq-in it.

[HowAboutSomeTruth1]

@graciejayness

I'm your teacher, and you're getting detention for calling me weird on the internet.

[magnumbox2]

@HowAboutSomeTruth1 HE SAID its a weird not ur weird its weird that u show pl videos u dumbfuck all the time know im calling u weird u stupidfuck

[HowAboutSomeTruth1]

@magnumbox2

I'm also your English teacher magnum, remember I told you that you would never graduate my 3rd grade class with your terrible spelling? I thought that would make you change your ways...

[abbyrox202]

@graciejayness my language arts teacher did that

[PAINmedia]

@graciejayness Well my biology teacher was a pervert that got sentenced to lifetime in jail for rape and murder o.O he used to show us Communist Roll'D... that's weird! lol

[francisfordcoppafeel]

@graciejayness you should tell him to show the class Knock Knock or A Norse in the 9th Ward

[ziccoo123]

@graciejayness your history teacher is 100% pretty cool

[dusteroo]

that's so racist

just kidding

[arfootball69]

just turned in a test with an illustration of mershaq on it

[SmileyLovingGirl]

probably the best video ever made

[RetardedGecko]

stfu katie. rofl.

[SmileyLovingGirl]

haha it's true!!!

[NinjaOnWeed]

ridin on a murshaq back

[obsedianage]

your just a bitch ass faggot

[obsedianage]

you cant fully apreciate cool shit like this untill ur baked and watch it

[ManVsSelf]

Your living wrong if you need weed to fully appreciate this

[ModPlayboy]

yeah bro, marijuana is an addiction you need to really get a grip on. if you are addicted to marijuana you are liable to kill your brother.

[Planetaryy]

This song always gets stuck in my head.

[SmileyLovingGirl]

Me 2 i sing it at lunch lol

[ncthis]

lmfao

[DerpyKing]

i wanna get a murshaq

[OedepusMusic]

OOooeeeeOOO

[DaniMack0509]

killer tofu!

[ObsessionTML]

0:32 to 0:42 BAHAHA.

[ginamarienavarra]

i'm going to the prom on a murshaq back!!

[x1xgreenshirtx1x]

i wanna' ride on a murshaq back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BigKCunningham]

0:15-0:18 is the best

LOWLY DOG, BOW YOUR HEAD

[ginamarienavarra]

thank you sportsnation for showing this a million gazillion times :)

[ROSEBOWL96]

what team was he #31 on

[MetallicaRules805]

hahai never realized that haha

[marcusandtron]

R U SERIOUS?

[Teh1Fallen]

1:12 ...ow?

[yoman6624]

lmao

[yoman6624]

lmao

[smathproductions]

ok !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KillEmAll83]

i sing this song every now and then and people stare at me

[ThePivotBruiser]

0:33 was the best hahaa

[vigerious]

i saw this on sportsnation

[nick2191993]

this was on sportnation on espn

[nickjfan9100]

lol

[nickjfan9100]

very weird

[rottencookies1]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[hullokillyo1]

it was on sportsnation

[WILLIAMLUTZ2]

LOL 1:12 wtf?

[mratomic7]

Yea vote for it on ESPN's Weird Web Stories (Google it if you cant find it) to help out the animator (Mark M). It might get a spot on ESPN if enough people vote for it!