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  • 7:58 FAIL!

  • Produce Pussy

  • @ApolloKotzius STFU

  • @noahj199 i want to snuggle with your vocal cords ;p

  • @ApolloKotzius like i snuggle with your mom

  • @noahj199 no. i want to snuggle with your vocal cords in a more forceful manner.

  • Is it bad if my sperm is clear?

  • @RazzyOG no it just means that you've probably been masturbating a lot. after masturbating about three times in a day your jizz will basically be like water.

  • Your "Stick and Move" girl strategy works like a dream.

  • it takes a man to teach a man how to be a man.... i love u woody for ur fatheryly figure advice

  • let me tell u the jump from 8 to 9 was like the jump from the going to the moon to going to mars

  • how to make friends: ask someone if they play a game that you play and strike up a conversation

  • , EVERY TIME I SAY " OH I CANT BE BOTHERED WITH FRENCH OR HISTORY R WT EVER " all i do is watch this and i want to do some work lol !!

  • Key to get girls and be popular:

    Smoke weed.

    Drink Alcohol every weekend.

    Get a Motor-Cycle/car.

    Wear your jeans on your knees.

  • @PaudinsDrawings lol you tool.

  • @ayyebaybay2247 i was sarcastic but it goes like that most of the time.

  • handle your liquor right and you'll be popular

  • Key to popularity....Tennis Team

  • woody.... wada beast!

  • Join the football team. There is a position out there for anyones body type. All you need to do is know what you are doing.

  • join football it made me kinda popular.. and you get to know alot of people and make friends

  • I'm not bad looking but I fucking suck at talking to girls. I get all nervous and I don't know why :( oh and I'm not popular either...

  • At times I want a girl but sometimes I just think that I would waste to much time with her and not be able to do the stupid guy stuff while I am still you what should I do? Screw girls and chill with my friends or get a girl?

  • @G13Baseball gtg get a girl and after awhile, get her to know your friends so she'll be cool with ur friends, and ur friends will be cool with her

  • Another thing is girls think of you in a different way when you walk around with a leathermans jacket , thats kind of a cool thing..... Oh, people still wear those. XD LMAO!!! 7:40

  • @DrascoFilms even so, that wouldn't help me at all. I'm not perfect looking so i don't have a shot with girls at my school. Just a ton of stuck up bitches.

  • The trick with bullies is 2 be their friend or be on a team

  • What if I hate physical activity? :)

  • I love woody because he gives such good advice on life AND cod

  • im watching this a year later after seeing the new videos

  • What the fuck I wrote (That I was cheating on Her) NOT FUCKING OBESE

  • Thx For the Advice it really helps!!! I will going into High School this September. Last year there was a girl that like me and I liked her but I did nit no she like till like 4 months later:( Her friends kept asking me if I liked her but I said No because I dint no she liked me... Then we finally dated each other for about 4 weeks and then my old friend told her obese cheating on her which I was not:( Then she dumped me and we are just friends.

  • @TheHockeyGodz that sucks i can see why you he's your "old" friend

  • im going to wacth ur collage vid in 4 years (hopefully)

  • I've been growing a beard since I was three.

  • ive been growing a beard since 5th grade

  • ive been growing a beard since the 7th grade

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  • onslaught such a beast woody had a gg but he got a nuke sry woody onslaught wins this round... your his daddy so i guess it works itself out

  • What about the 8th grader assholes when you were in 7th grade?

  • @HypexGFX Haha i know what you mean, When i was a freshman I thought all the people from the othertowns were going to fuck with me a lot, best advice, don't act like a freshman. don't act like a new kid looking for help, and don't act like are above you. trust me they will warm up to you if you're nice and fun, but don't be too much of a goof.

  • MAKE A PLAYLIST OF YOUR ADVICE VIDS!!!!!1

  • @Mrihatebabys Mail.Monday.

  • i went back to listen to this (im going into soph. now) and doing your h.w. is the easiest way to get good grades. if you do it everyday your h.w. average brings up your whole grade.

  • @zz0rzz yep lol

  • @HypexGFX im goin in2 freshman 2 yaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh :)

  • if popularity is being nice, how come the popular guys at my school are douchebags and sag and are jackasses to the popular girls who still date them despite it?

  • FPS Kyle Is FPS Russia xD

  • woody is like my online father.

  • I'm in college now ;0

  • how do you get a bad grade in gym u get an A just for showing up

  • @aznjewish agreed, it has always amazed when people fail gym class

  • i dont do anyhome wrok and i still get good even excelent grades my secret:pay atencion in class

  • @MrcocarloANDyomom how you doing in spelling?

  • @Tp0090 just dont care bout it just use my computer soo yea im lazy

  • @MrcocarloANDyomom dw man, i was only messing around

  • @MrcocarloANDyomom i wanna see ur notes lol

  • Well im 6'5" at 15 and im a semi body builder. Nobody messes with me lol.

  • at 0:11 i took a quick glance at strive to be happy and i thought the picture was a picture of a man hanging himself

  • that's good advice but sadly people in high skool are jerks and i don't take no bullshit so i've made a few enemies :P

  • who is fps kyle lol sorry so many questions

  • whats his twitter??

  • but all the girls in my class and i mean all girls are not mature they hate me with no reson and even the girls that is hot hates me with no reson im nice to them i cant get why

  • @Freddy11Dude make connections with upper or lower class. the lower class men will most likly act more mature because they know u r older so they think the have to up their level. the upper class, if u are mature enough, will realize that your actually pretty cool like starting fresh. just dont act too cocky or lie at all.

  • And if people talk shit smack em

  • Also, I'm small, weak, slow, and low endurance... wth am I supposed to play? I Like basketball and baseball, I'm ok at baseball. But we just ended out last year of local baseball, all that's left is high school, and we live in a big town so the best of the best, like the people that have been playing competitive baseball sense 4th grade.

  • What is the definition of popular? Every one knows you, every one likes you, or the stuck up group?

  • Just ask yourself...what would FPSKyle do?

  • do these tips include public AND private high schools? I go to a Jesuit school which is boys only so i don't think i need to worry about the girl part of it

  • if anyone noticed, that game was so unbalanced

  • the strive to be happy picture at the start looks like a person hanging themself

  • I do have to say, I think gay teens should come out, it all depends on their situation. If you're in a small Texas town full of religious wackos, you should most likely wait. If you're in San Francisco... no one will be surprised. Coming out can be a very painful process, so one must do that when they are ready, depending on individual situations.

  • i just love this video

  • Onslaught got a nuke while running flags lol

  • Get good at soccer because the chicks dig the soccer players ;)

  • @greekboy48 u bet!

  • So many people tell me that they failed gym all the time. How do you fail gym? All you have to do is show up.

  • @sniper11235 no you also have to have basic fitness

  • @sniper11235 and dress up, and actually do the activities.

  • @damekids Why are you trying to make gym class sound hard? You know it isn't.

  • @sniper11235 im not, im just saying thats why people fail they dont care at all for that stuff lol.

  • on the whole sports thing, im 5 foot 3 and i weigh about seven stone but i still play rugby :P

  • I always beat the crap out of bullies, but in high school I was a 1st degree black belt in Tae-Kwon-Do with extensive training in Hapkido so that worked better for me then most lol. For the girls, just go get it like Woody said. I made that mistake of standing around and I found out during my senior year that 75% of both cheerleading squad's wanted to go out with me, but I never asked :( Which sucked because ALL of them were freaking gorgeous. At least I went out with some of them after this.

  • "sex... Just let it come." lol... woody you are the man

  • Great advice. I'd advocate learning boxing to deal with bullies.  It doesnt matter how big they are if they can't land a punch.

  • Thanks Woody :)

  • i cant ask what would fpskyle do because i do not have a fault made of and full of gold.

  • man you have helped me out so much, im in grade 8 but it is so difficult for me:

    firstly: i dont do my h/w, i always leave to the last minute like a retard

    secondly: i am pretty popular, but still need to get a gf

    and third: i spend to much time on the xbox and not enough time on school

    well thanx woody, your going to make my high school that much easier

  • @eoinh1998 that's bullshit, I live in the uk and my sister is really popular and she doesn't need to kick someones ass to gain popularity.

  • Wow if I got this advice, I would of had at least 3 better years in highschool than just my senior year which I'm on right now.. Great advice woodie.

  • hahaahaha thats shit advice for where I go to high school (Scotland,UK) what matters here is if you can kick the shit out of someone !!!

  • @projectsmash1 alright I thumbs down instead haha

  • @projectsmash1 you broke rule 5

  • @5867940 not really u should probably re-read

  • i am in high school right now and i can honestly say that one of the most important things is not not give a give a shit. DON'T TRY to make friends or get the girl or try to be funny or even a badass. Don't give a shit and everything will come naturally. I mean dont be an asshole. Be someone that has morals and values but does care about the people talking smack, or how you dress, or what to say in a situation. Be polite but not a pushover.

  • @guy5140 bro. that is exactly how i feel. there are so many tryhards in highschool. Its unbelievable! Something i did 'wrong' was i said my opinion on things i felt that was fucked up. Im 20 now and have learned that teachers dont give a shit about the students' opinion. I literary got bad grates bc of my attitude. But in my last year in school, i got new teachers and got some okay grates. But as you say. Be cool and dont do anything when things are not going as u would like them to. just chil

  • Old Spice Add Only Good Thing Anymore On Youtube :P

  • lol he never put his link to his twitter

  • 2:35 SPEED HACKER MUCH!!!!

  • girl advice - i go to a boys school D:

  • ghost's voice: high school, befreind the objective

  • What about jr. High advice I Dnt think you ever did that.

  • Which high school did u go to???????

  • look your goal is not suposed to be popular in school your are supose to get good grades and suceed in life grades are what matter

  • if i do what fpskyle does i would be arrested

  • Well next year is freshman year for me. Played football once and i may do it in HS. Ive been told numerous times how i just look like a D-lineman. As for the girl thing im giving one last go at the "rare case" so far looking ok tho. Got a bit of a umm heaviness disadvantage :P oh and great vid BTW

  • MOST importantly- from what I've seen- don't be artificial. Don't try to be someone who you're not, because high schoolers are extremely judgmental, and they WILL view you that way. So PLEASE just be yourself, no matter what you think is cool, because you will enjoy high school so much more that way.

    Be sincere, be nice, and study hard. If you get involved and do things (instead of sitting at home playing games all day), you will love life. I know I did.

  • Let me say this as a senior looking back- people who try to be popular/cool won't be. Be nice, and make friends, and you will become popular. Go out of your way to say hi to people, and don't try to ignore people because you're in a different social group, or you think they'll embarrass you in front of your friends.

    Most importantly, forget about others' expectations and what's considered "cool". Be nice and friendly (but not weird), and you'll be cool.

  • my high school has 4,500 kids lmfao

  • Ya cross country fuck ya

  • i go to a highschool where we have 550 ppl in it lol

  • Another comment bout playing a sport - be careful how you measure success. I joined the swim team as a senior in high school, and I wasn't a strong swimmer. To compare myself to the other seniors (who had been swimming for years) would have been a mistake. On the other hand, I didn't want to compare myself to the junior high (JV) kids... even though our times were fairly similar. So here's how I measured success: I looked at MY previous best times, and tried to beat those times.

  • I don't get movies and how they show that kids get beat up all the time. I don't think it's real. Like it might just be me, but in my school, there are like no bullies. I'm in 10th grade at a public school with about 2500-3000 students. There are just different groups that people are in. Almost everyone talks to or has friends in other groups. Every group or whatever, can be nice. But every person either talks to or doesn't talk to someone. People don't get involved with other people otherwise.

  • Objection! Who cares about popularity. Thats what makes you try to change yourself to fit in the crowd. Just be yourself and you'll find that group of people that you are like.And people who say tell someone about a bully, that wont work! First they have to get evidence on him.

  • I am so lucky cause I did what you said not to do but now she's my gf, I guess I'm that rare case

  • If you want to try out for football do it and tell the coach it's your first year and your ready and willing to learn how to play

  • the highschool sports director came 2 my school and i signed up 4(or just to get info and think about trying)baseball,tennis and football.but my freinds say no dont try it your way to small and your gonna get killed but im 115 pounds of muscle mostly and im 5'7 tall and slim.should i try and not care.my pov is that ill grow alot too im 13 only.people think im small and puny and dont consider me.even my coaches in sports.it pisses me off and im good too

  • @GamingGuru21 Dude, go for it, I play football, and im a smaller guy, Im pure muscle, but when I started I weighed the same as you, just try, you never know

  • um woody, inasked a girl out and i got rejected. i was upset because i was hanging out with her alot and i think i may have messed up because i'm pretty sure i'm in the friend zone when i asked her. my buddy told me and this one girl we should date because we are alike. she is good looking but i;m nervous because i don't want to be stuck in the friend zone. i'm not sure if i should ask her soon or to wait. my gut tells me i should ask her. but i'm sort of scared of being rejected. WHAT DO I DO!!

  • @2wolfman14 Just go for it. Like he said, don't get hung up on the hole rejection thing.

  • @gamefreak20065 well, i did and then i found out she was going out with someone else, hopefully there's someone else, again

  • @gamefreak20065 i know but it's just that i've beenrejected before and i didn't want her to do the same thing

  • I don't think i wouldnt be too disappointed to have Deneas Jeckle turn me down ;) 8:05

  • ok i know its a stupid question but about the sport thing what if you want to play football but youve never played it in your life what should i do try out im not sure please help me. thanks

  • @modernwarfarezack find out what you are good at. If you like to run, then try being a running back, if you like contact, be a defender or blocker. Ask your dad to help you find out what you would be good at. Then train for a bit to meet the standard of whatever position you choose.

  • I

    love a girl, we are friends but nothing more. I wanna go out with her. What should I do?

  • @LCSOverduecape Ask her out bra, but like make sure if she likes you first. Like i mean, flirt with her a little bit and she is shes comftable with that. Hopes this helps. :D

  • thumbs up, if you pop "the bully" right in the mouth

  • Thanks man i know i'm late on this video but am in 8th grade and going into 9th this year. This really helped a lot :D

  • Is he serious? Gain a bully's respect? Your supposed to tell your parents or teachers straight away

  • @HuskyMacca14 You pop him right in the fuckin mouth

  • @HuskyMacca14

    Hahahahah because that always works.

  • @HuskyMacca14 Ok, if you tell a teacher or parent whats going to happen, he gets in trouble and gets PO off and then he turns to the person who got him in trouble, YOU

  • @HuskyMacca14 Maybe as a last resort, but normally, telling will just make people dislike/ laugh at you more. Just ignore the bad he does, and be friendly.

  • Like this if you dont even watch the gameplay and just listen to commentary

  • damn

    you sound like a pussy magnet.

  • 10:08 Literally LOL

  • Be nice. Have good friends. And try for good grades. Play sports too and accept other ppl's opinions because no one likes a close-minded asshole who only thinks about his/her own terms.

  • man i had it easy in middle school i never asked out a girl but ive had one and a couple random girls i didnt have a clue who they were and they asked me out and school as easy had straight A's the whole time butim in *th grade and im pretty sure high school isnt going to be a wlak in the park

  • @hurtado1 Learn how to type

  • love the vid oh and i feelt like you where my fathere dont take it in a bad way its good nice commentary

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  • @igottagoPP101 Find a mutual friend with her.

  • i do wrestling and kickboxing,and trust me you need to be STRONG to be good a it

  • Just saying it seems as if you can be a dick and 'popular'. Not that I am, and on the topic of the whole popularity thing it seems stupid and is just sort of some crap made up in elementary school to make you feel inferior as a friend says lol.

  • my parents tell me the exact same thing you do but for some reason im listening to you more.

  • i made friends with a couple bullys at school they dont bully me other people and i got them to stop fuckin with people nobody fucks with me and im not a big guy but i have respect and im not an asshole like alot of people but people seem to be afraid to talk to me cause i usually dont talk much im the one that becomes someones friend instead of me getting a friend i make bad grades to tho and that sucks

  • i try 2 be nice but some people r douchebags

  • i'm only nice to people that deserve it

    fuck the others

  • @Geepgeep567 i am a freashman and im on varsity hockey. i am 5'7" and i am TINY next to all of those monsters. You need to practice on getting fast because you are so small. It will help a lot

  • 3 Years of the "friends zone" .. effin bitch..

  • @akGKBka same here

  • @wtfjenks2 Bad times my friend :(

  • Woody you are the best! :)

  • What if your kinda tall, skinny and not really that strong, what would be best; track, field, swimming, or soccer?

  • @RagingSeattleite well that fits my category just about so I'll try and help you out as much as I can. Swimming might be a bit difficult to manage since it does require a bit of body mass (not much but it does have some importance). I can't say much for field unfortunately... So it really depends on some of your skills. Soccer requires strategy and planning (at least before the game starts anyways, since it tends to fail in the midst of everything), reflexes, and knowing when to take it easy.

  • @RagingSeattleite I ran out of room so I'm just continuing :P track, on the other hand, requires less strategy (in my opinion anyways), endurance, knowing your limits and how fast you run (this is also another important factor for soccer but you don't have to be Speedy Gonzales since there are several positions that don't require you to be fast all the time). But honestly, it really depends on which out of the four you enjoy (cheesy but true). Hope all of this helps and good luck! :)

  • If ur getting bullied, beat his ass into submission is my advice. Even if ur smaller, that means ur faster, so use that to ur advantage and outsmart him

  • I'm a sophomore and I make people laugh all the time by making sarcastic jokes about myself. I also make sarcastic jokes about other people but you have to be careful about that, they know I'm just joking around and when they turn it on me I go with the flow and make fun of myself as well. It's a good way to let people know you don't take most things too seriously, which makes you easier to get along with in their eyes.

  • @1professorMcG Yeah, but I do the same, but don't put people down when you joke about them, make jokes that are obviously exactly opposite of their personality.

  • scared outta my fucking mind for highschool im in 8th grade

  • @Celtics159 me and im pretty short but luckily im going through a growth spert and hopfully if i get tall soon enough ill get stronger and play football or something

  • Grade 2 punch ups were the best no one got hurt and you felt like a beast

  • Woody, I'm in 8th grade and going into high school next year. This video really helps and I wanted to say thank you for this video. All of ur ids rock. Thanks

  • woody you are cool you dont like fuckin trash talk the person who killed you when you were 1 away from a chopper or something and your normal which is also cool

  • denise jeckle?

  • I'm in 8th grade, i'm small and chunky but i can run HELLA fast for a short time, i currently play hockey and do pretty well, i am a beginner because the last time i played was like 7 years ago... But i was thinking i would play hockey AND football next year? :) I mean when i say short i mean 4'11'' LOL but i'm pretty tough and fast and can handle getting hit. Soooo yeah? :)