Your Business Card Sucks

[ico128]

25 YEARS?!?!?!?! -_-

[publicriot]

if he's so good and important, and such a smart guy...why did it take 4yrs to think if a card? idiot !!!

[theargon]

What a wiener!

[michaelmontalto]

That ...was the GREATEST business card promo EVER! -mM

[Casho0106]

I love this guy.

[ShmityCent]

This man is my idol...

[sweetdick314]

So he only makes 10,000 a year with his business card?...I make more than that just telling ppl what the fuck I do!!!

[ilandray]

Mega Like ;)

[ThePatriotMuckraker]

I love it when the 90s gay "teen cheerleader music" kicks in 1:06. LOL.

[vassilisthebest]

Of course this is a joke. And all those douchebags who thought that this is real then they must be more stupid than the card he is showing.

[psycl0ptic]

Lame!

[qrrb]

Roflcopter.

[1102921225]

I think the pop up design makes it pretty clear that this is supposed to be funny. lol

[bdrasin]

I was just waiting for Patrick Bateman to sneak up behind the guy and kill him

[Moosenthusiast]

See the full video tonight! on the worlds biggest douchebags!

[sunz3000]

I really hope this video is a joke. If it isn't then this person is clearly getting the wrong idea of what a business card is meant to do.

The purpose of a business card is to portray your contact information in a condensed form so that the other party can keep it in their wallet. Not some giant flashy piece of paper.

[bashzer0]

That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[chulo1978]

Oh my god I've had it with you people knocking Joel Bauer. THIS IS A CHARACTER HE PLAYS, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. Anyone that criticizes him belongs in a freakin rolodex.

[friendzr4eva]

Abortion Pan-flips.

[cdntamil]

impressive. 

[SPFrobber]

my business card says "I will call you but if you got a tight ass then you know the deal"

maybe dude is right. I would like to see how people actually react to the card before making my decision though

[mjknlr]

I kick your ass, guaranteed.

[letsbepenpals]

I do want a copy of this business card though...so I can put it on my desk to remember everything not to do with my life.

[FakeScenarios]

Well, this dude got on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory.. lol..

[numbers9to0]

What is his job? Some kind of callboy? His card looks like. Or maybe he is a clown in a circus? Or magician, like a cheap version of Copperfield? He looks like.

[VicShowZ9]

Card doesn't fit into a roladex? Card also doesn't fit into a pocket. Four bucks into the nearest bin. Douchebag says what?

[SKoreaClown]

I wipe my sh*thole with your card, guaranteed.

[swordhunter12]

Maybe those cards are crap but guess what. Yours is even worse! It's not a business card it's a mini pamphlet.

[basspig]

Reminds me of the business card scene from "American Psycho".

[DanoruX]

What do you do guaranteed? :D

[BrachiatingApe]

Um, I am almost positive this is actually supposed to be comedy--I mean, I laughed, and I think that was the point, not that this guy is a ginormous conceited douchebag.

But I could be wrong.

[moonmaniac666]

what a douche

[beckybunny33]

OMG!! This guy is so full of himself!!! Like WoW!!! He's a real jerk,! Good luck buddy! If I had your card, I would have thrown it out ages ago. Egomaniac!!

[daftbottv]

@beckybunny33 he's earned his spot in the world dumbass. Worked well enough that he was on MTV, and now he's selling his card's style.

When you're millionaire you have the right to be a bit of an egomaniac, especially when you're selling a product you care about and create yourself.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Thing is, you'd never get his business card because you're a NOBODY.

[elziffo]

omg...what a freaking loser...Ego, thy name is this guy. That ginormous business card looks like a joke. So sad.

[daftbottv]

@elziffo loser? How many millions do you have?