041 Do They Know It's Christmas? 2007 - One Laptop Per Child

[goraidersndodgers]

haha! I thought I had seen all your videos. was this before farmville? you could have saved a lot of money by not buying the viva pinata. anti-virus! haha!

[AskACholaTV]

HAHA YES, this was WAY before Farmville. :) And don't worry, I didn't buy Viva Piñana--I just used a jpeg I found in Google images. :)

[GHOSTDINI13]

I wanna lick u =P

[DjSpEnDy]

u look like a terrorist

[AskACholaTV]

Gracias. :)

[monkey1over]

(That was to Faris6526 btw)

[iltavo]

i think you should do an ask a chola on mining...that shit is hella destructive. Holla back for resources

[theshinzie]

Pretty yes, make up job, OH MY GOD!!! Sorry Chola...

McAfee lol :D

I'll stay glued to Linux OS or FreeBSD :D

[AskACholaTV]

LOL I think i llost my eyeliner sharpener that day, if I remember correctly hahhaha

[necronomicjustice]

Chola is a beautiful Spanish soal.

[FightGlobalPoverty]

Right on, necronomicjustice. Chola has a very good message.

[Faris6526]

u are a mutherfukin bitch, how dare u make fun of such sensitve topics?

ive done a satanistic ritual to force ur soal unto the devils path when u die, which would be soon.

spanish bitches like u need to die!

[AskACholaTV]

Please. NO! Anything but my SOAL!

[grm88]

Learn what a satire is and then watch this. She is far from making fun of the topic.

And feel free to leave the racism at the door next time.

[monkey1over]

Wow. I don't think I've ever seen English quite like that. Ha! Aren't you the Mr. Sensitive? I enjoyed this video. =D I loved your use of sarcasm. ^_^

[FightGlobalPoverty]

The developed world can wipe out massive diseases, severe malnutrition, and hunger for less than 1% of its income. $1 vaccines and food supplements can save the lives of 1/3 of humanity that live on less than $2 per day.

Health agencies wiped out Smallpox in the 1970s.

/watch?v=LtQ5JSW2eNk

They wiped out Polio in the 1980s.

/watch?v=INVVmLJ1zYk

Health agencies are now wiping out Measles.

/watch?v=axYibL_6cMc

This is reducing child mortality around the world

/watch?v=ALlj0T6UTq4

[Th3Th3if]

FUCK YOU SUR X3 SOUTH SIDE!!

[FightGlobalPoverty]

These comments are too vicious.

Askachola is making a very profound comment about capitalism. Huge parts of humanity are starving, but we are focused on acquiring more luxuries.

The developed world can wipe out diseases killing 1/3 of humanity for a tiny faction of its income.

The U.S. only donates 0.15% of its income to official development assistance; however, health agencies are wiping out diseases, such as smallpox, polio and measles, with $1 vaccines.

[Dreambby]

Umm.. If I were those children, I'd say fuck that laptop give me some food, shelter and medicine ! If you would give me a laptop I'd sell that shit and get some food for them!

[katieontoast]

TBH I THINK YOUR SICK MAKING FUN OF STARVING KIDS, YOU ACTUALLY MAKE ME SICK....

YOU SHOULD SPEND TIME STARVING AND PARCHED..

GRR YOU DON'T NO HOW MUCH I WANT TO HURT U

SELFISH CUNT!

go die

[sumchiconthenet]

they dont need that shit

they need a nuke droped on them, face it, they r dieing every day, their country isint taking their own money, they r only taking gold now, their iq's arnt getting any higher, they need to leave.

[13Flako951]

ur ignorant self needs not to leav, but to die. i rarly say that but thats seriously fucked

[sumchiconthenet]

ur retarded for repsonding to a 2 month old comment, seriosuly tho, they r actually STARVING over there, what would u want, to continue that life?

[katieontoast]

go fucking die...

[CommentorX]

Great - thousands more online idiots with only a basic grasp of English or grammar spewing hate on YouTube's comment boards. Exactly what we need.

[bmxridah05]

damn the cholas pretty sexy

[AcePilot101]

feliz navidad

NUKE IRAN NOW!!

[slimdeivid]

this girl's too damn good

pero prefiero mi tec-9

simon

[alexmiles123]

FOR FXCKS SAKE rot in hell for this i cant beilieve you can bare to show this on youtube  your absolutely sick the poor kids of africa need FOOD and clean WATER no fxcking laptop

nobhead

[graffnameseed]

the dont need that stuff they need fod and protechtion from the tyrents

[hamster700]

fuck laptops moron give them Maverick helicopters or Maibatsu landstalkers and doctors and nurses so they can keep a medical center running so thay can get treatment for deseases

[Trivialeric90]

You should rot in hell for this. Shithead

[douglasaxbm]

Fuck off man.

[ciuvilininc]

a-47 AND A eh.... KNIFE? in chola's x-mas sock )))

[YOOPERNEWSMAN]

A great parody!

Maybe if we send a laptop - they can fry it up for food - or use it's parts to prevent disease.

I get angry every time I see relief agencies that waste money to send photos of the starving kids you will allegedly be helping & those jerks who need these photos or they won't donate.

Many could help but don't like:

Rich who have no clue

Corrupt governments who would rather make war

Terrorists who kill for God

Relief agencies" who only send pennies out of every dollar donated

[ashleeyybabe]

i dont think this is funny.

about the whole laptop thing.

because this is a serious matter and your just being sick.

you are sick and a horrible individual.

id like to see you live in africa.

[toomuchtoo2]

Send them some Samsonite upscale luggage , if they don't want to move they can  always boil the leather and make some soup

[cechefam]

sign me up

[galizaaka]

you're killing me larry...

[willy968]

ya very well done!! we are so busy trying to tell the world how to live and telling then they need what we have. hum..... fits in well with the US well

[FightGlobalPoverty]

What type of world do we live in where millions die because they can't spend $1 for food or medicine and the developed world ignores them?

According to David Weil's *Economic Growth*, there are 6.4 billion people on earth and at least 2.5 billion live on less than $2 per day. 1 billion do not have access to safe drinking water.

Yet the developed world donates so little. According to the OECD, the US donates 0.15% of its income to official development assistance.

This video is profound.

[steveoinflorida]

I don't know why I'm wasting my time watching your dumb videos. This is one of the dumber video blogs I've seen. Please STOP !!!

[FightGlobalPoverty]

Do they know it's Christmas? We have wiped out polio.  We can wipe out malaria, tuberculosis, measles, and other horrible diseases.

Hope you can check out my site.

[punkprincess144]

Woahhh, haha

[FightForChangeNow]

wtf? lol I love your humor!

[forebona]

your eyes are like bright fires of hope and the pope on fire

[jc8ward]

You are so beautifully harsh.

[lilirojo]

viva pipañata hahaha.

[beehind9]

amazing! i love your humor!

[aguiladeoro04]

Its a proven scientific fact that you can live with out food for a month or so, you can live with out water for a week or so, you can live without air for a minute or so, but you can't live more than a nano second without a precious laptop. Why spend millions sending useless food and water to the children of Africa. Its a laptop that sustains life.

[Linuxfreakgraz]

Windows Vista on the OLPC you are crazy?

On the OLPC run Linux!

(What is Linux?)look at Wikipedia.

And look Wikipedia for OLPC.

You should better inform yourself.

Vista on the OLPC kan not run. Because there is a lot of system resources consumed by the OLPC does not have.

And what should the shreds in front of your face? Look like a terrorist.

[slo1986]

I'm sure it was just a joke...your really reading into it.

[grm88]

I laughed. Viva Pinata is the best part.

"There's a world outside your window, but it's a world of dread and fear, especially for these children.... were they to use an outdated version of the Windows operating system."

CLASSIC

[whatsonthetv]

Chola, it's not like they're giving these laptops to starving children that don't even have anything at all. These laptops are providing education... like teaching a person how to fish. so that they can feed the rest of their families. How would YOU try to solve poverty and world hunger? Why don't you start making videos about how to help people instead of wasting your time criticizing a non-profit organization that's trying to help poor people?

[AskACholaTV]

I support "One Laptop Per CHild" 100%. I teamed up with them last Christmas. Chola is a humanitarian/anarchist.

[tibiawar]

HOHOHOHOH chola eres muy linda y inteligente ^^ no cave duda de ke el cholo que se case contigo va ser muy felizzzzz espero ser yo hahaa

[tomken8dy]

Great sarcasm!!

And a VERY good point.

Why the fuck don't they give those things out HERE??

[TrueScience]

lol your mad smart.

are you really mexican or are you a littleloca?

[ohsnap1110]

GO GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU FUCKING BITCH

[omgthissucks148]

NO ONE CARES ABOUT AFRICA

[pompougnac]

chola te amo! i will marry you and have little cholitos running around with their ak-47´s cuernos de chivo

[AskACholaTV]

Cuando nos vamos a casar y donde? Necesitamos muchas armas, como regalos para nuestros guests. jajajaja

[douglasaxbm]

Dude needs to back up off my koolaid

[CFB972]

i dont get this video is she making fun of them or actually supports them

[toesandumbrellas]

this is my definitely my favorite - what're those goofy motherfuckers thinking? what kind of fuckin psycho sees starving kids and says "hey, they need laptops!" this is top-shelf chola - too funny! :)

[luisitokevincito]

Chola, youre HOTT

[JD5519]

She's white..

[yovinny123]

FACT is both are Illegal. I happen to like the Mexican culture and some are good friends, the fact is; my friends) came here Legally and so should all that wish to come here. SO GO HOME AND WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE in Mexico is as well as others across the globe who wish to come here illegally. SO GO HOME AND COME BACK LEGEALLY So we can integrate you into our economy intelligently rather than YOU saying "here we are deal with it!!" Well FUCK YOU TOO

[edsonusa75]

I love you chola. god bles you!!!!

[NOTHGIF]

Dude. When I go to restaurants I ask for the manager. I ask if there are any ILLEGAL ALIENS working here, preparing the food or whatever. If he hesitates, or blinks, or says or does anything other than say "NO", I SAY, "I AINT GONNA EAT HERE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE YOU HIRE ILLEGAL ALIENS". I SCREAM THAT AND ILL TELL YA MANY PEOPLE APPLAUD AND LEAVE WITH ME. I'M LIKE FAMOUS. STAND UP TO THIS ILLEGAL ALIEN SITUATION. HEY THAT RHYMED. ALIEN SITUATION. HMMM. WELL ANYWAY. GO BACK TO MEXICO.

[AskACholaTV]

Then you go back home and pay your illegal alien gardeners and nannies and put your hypocrite ass to sleep.

[JENOBE]

mirala ya se enojo lol

yes i love it !!!

[AskACholaTV]

Why do I get the idea that this guy watches Blue Collar Comedy?

[JENOBE]

get errr done !!!

[AskACholaTV]

HAHAHA! He's retarded

[NOTHGIF]

How many of you "illegal alien" supporters have locks on the front door of your home? TALK ABOUT HYPOCRISY. LOL GO BACK TO MEXICO

[NOTHGIF]

How many of you "illegal alien" supporters have locks on the front door of your home? TALK ABOUT HYPOCRISY. LOL GO BACK TO MEXICO

[Darkkunai]

OMG OMG ya whateve buddy ok heres the deal you post a video of you doing that(exactly that) with everyone applauding and shit everything you just said and that means no getting your ass beat, getting chased out by the manager or cops, no call to the cops being made, not having everyone in the resteruant stomp your ass, and no mentioning the fact that you fuck your uncle. if you can do it i will give you a cookie. Deal?

[JENOBE]

lol !!!

theres no way he does all that shit

[Heny4563]

So every illegal immigrant is from Mexico now eh?

Read a book.

[NOTHGIF]

very stupid. GO BACK TO MEXICO.

[YaBasta84]

You repeat yourself. And if you're too stupid then don't watch it, fascist.

[JENOBE]

i get it now

you dont get the point of any of the videos

you fuckin redneck bastard

suh,i reckin youz racist

shur nuff !!!

[SarahJ2788]

Jajaja I got that game, Viva Pinata, for Christmas this year. I was like, I think I heard somewhere that you take care of pinatas... it was totally not about nurturing pinatas.

[Zombiewire]

Ask a chloa! you are so awesome. HAHAHA! I bet you have a PHD...

[NOTHGIF]

GO BACK TO MEXICO

[Zombiewire]

She knows more of the english ligo then you. Minute men are fat lazy jobless dorks

[NOTHGIF]

GO BACK TO MEXICO

[NOTHGIF]

GO BACK TO PUERTORICO

[cesarbabyboy13]

oye!!! NOTHGIF... IM NOT MEXICAN BUT IM PUERTORICAN!!!! Just so you know you are an ASS!!!

[NOTHGIF]

GO BACK TO MEXICO

[itbgcthae]

I really love this woman, if she is single, i really would like the chance to know you.

itbgcthe at yh

Sincerely

Johnny

[360elite4free1]

Don't we all Johnny.... Don't we all.... Awesome rack shes packing D:

oh yeah watch my video if you want a free 360 elite as seen on CNN.....damn it I'm getting tired of this -_- someone give me a 360 elite.

[aretda75]

i think that your thinking is great ok bye

[darkturo]

lol ... que mala eres jejejejeje, de todas formas para mi la iniciativa de onelaptop per child es buena ... si, aunque en principio parezca sea casi lo mismo que regalarle a una chiquilla de siberia un bikini, jaja.

Si los chiquillos no los cambian antes por algunos cuantos mendrugos de pan, me apuesto a que el mini-laptop será una buena herramienta de aprendizaje ;) ... De todas formas, muy agudo tu post, me ha gustado jejeje

Un saludo,

[Leo7Leo]

como puedes decir de ayudar a gente que esta mueriendo, y tambien dices que te gusta matar a gente... i dont get it.

[AskACholaTV]

Porque it would be inhumane not to help them, so they can get back on their feet and participate in killings themselves...

[Leo7Leo]

lo dices en serio? eres de lo que no hay. Bueno respeto tu punto de vista.

[ShaweetDankNugz]

What a dumb bitch!! Get a life!

[aretda75]

you need a life

[JENOBE]

she does need a life,yours

chola how long has it been since you killed?

lol !!!

[1mimiskis1]

wow vieja i thought you were a chola if anything you should try to help shit here first to be honest the only timei know its christmas here is when they make sum tamales i dnt even get shit i had to work for this computer

[myfatusername]

i can just imagine a poor starving african kid getting pissed off cuz his computer crashed and then throwing it at another african then getting shot

[Mcgrady555]

puta greengo

[muutus]

One question... What are these kids going to do with these laptops when they have no electricity?

[kiege]

they have a charger that when spun generates electricity.

[muutus]

So let me get this straight... These kids are going to use these laptops while someone rides a bicycle? Or a hand crank? Or better yet, what's to stop the parents or kids from selling these laptops for what have you? Why not just send food and other necessities... A laptop is NOT a necessity. If I was a third world child, fuck a laptop give me food and clean water!

[lightningpaw2]

Excellent point well made. Glad there's someone here with the sense to spell it out like it is. Sheesh, judging by some of these other comments, anyone would think this serious matter were in fact just some form of toungue-in-cheek comedy sketch...

...oh, wait.

[AskACholaTV]

HAHAHAHA!

[360elite4free1]

I <3 you

Plz marry me

[360elite4free1]

...Boy....did your mom bust her ass when you where in there huh.

oh..yeah... watch my fuckin video.. -_- plz... damn it... help.. ahh.... x_x

[ItsTheSmokingSkull]

ur one weird biatch..i wanna hang u with ur lil rag...ugh

[alexalcatraz]

your a fucken retard chola puta!

[HaKuBoMb]

damn that shit was way down! good shit!! hahahaa i love the comments below, so deep!

[aviatoreyes]

ilikeyoualot.

[educationisall]

some of these coments are shallow.

[educationisall]

Wow.

[doomedprophet]

raoulthompson go piss on yourself you uptight bastard.

[eebruce]

They aren't windows machines, so none of that software will be of any use. Darn.

But I can see your point ... reducing the cost for the governments of low income countries of educating children is a terrible thing to do. OLPC should be ashamed.

[germanberserk]

u r hot!! and u r doing the right thing lol by making a good point

[raoulthompson]

you need to stop perpetuating harmful stereotypes about Mexicans, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE A WHITE RACIST BITCH ACTING OUT YOUR RACISM

[sciontcdude]

hey ur becoming an american!!! this video compared to ur first videos ur english accent is getting better GOOD JOB!! maybe even one day you will be a usefull us citizen

[mazaradiflash]

Do you show this much love when your out killing people? LoL! Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad!

[AskACholaTV]

My killing is actually an act of love. You got it! Death is a good thing in chola culture! jaja

[Workinman101]

Ask A' Chola,,, hmmmmmm,,, I think I'd rather pet one :-)

[AskACholaTV]

LOL watch out, sometimes we bite!

[mustanser77]

Do you show this much love when your out killing people? LoL! Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad

[isnanesavant]

Which is why i have chola-septic...Invented by white people(meaning it has horrible side effects!)

[nickanddeb]

the late, great sam kinison still had the best solution... stop sending them food; instead, send them u-haul trailers to take them tO WHERE THE FOOD IS!! IT'S A DESERT!! IT WILL ALWAYS BE A DESERT!!

here's wishing you a merry christmas, sam; that is if they do celebrate it in hell...

[AskACholaTV]

HAHA that's classic! I'll have to find that Kinison clip. So true! Nothing will ever grow there. That's why I'm sending them McAfee antivirus instead of seeds.

[imsfool]

Africa Does not Get Christams, It snows Duirng the Summer

But Merru Christmas and a happer new year form mosow to everyone in the world. Merry Christmas Chola!

[yungboss504]

haha nice Chola

[aristottlesdeathwish]

this is a joke right? Viva Pinata?

[AskACholaTV]

Ii really sent all that stuff to those kids. Merry Christmas, Africa!!!

[Missymgish]

A Ja ja, U guys crack me up!

[AskACholaTV]

It's just me up in this beyatch! I do it all except for Jeremy who does my makeup. jaja

[Missymgish]

LOL RLY? It looks great!

[AskACholaTV]

Muchas gracias! Chola tries her best! :)

[linea2000]

I see your Lacoste jumper there - made in a sweatshop in the third world. Take a look at yourself!!!!!

[AskACholaTV]

But I stole it so I am undermining the corporations and the entire capitalist system.

[linea2000]

Yeah course you did and you probably say that you stole that plastic gun and santa hat from Toys r us. Tell the truth, you have a middle class american lifestyle and you think your a rebel.

[AskACholaTV]

I'm actually a cold-blooded killer and I'm gradually losing my patience as this night is progressing...

[linea2000]

your a joke

[AskACholaTV]

Bah humbug

[shtetlcholoycd]

do they know christians are not a terrorist organization?

[AskACholaTV]

It's hard to tell when good Chritians are bombing abortion clinics...

[Sodisna]

America pretends to care about whats going on outside our walls. It's true and you know. Because if we really did care, we wouldn't have bomb the shit out of everyone.

[AskACholaTV]

Sounds like SOMEBODY doesn't appreciate the free trial version of McAfee he got..... ;)

[Sodisna]

McAfee? That's a joke. AVG is much better.

In all seriousness, do those childern need laptops, or food and water. Hmm.....

[AskACholaTV]

I think they just need a big hug and everything will be alright...

[mightyachillies]

!Horale Cula! You are making me work too hard! I had to go to dictionary(dot)com to look up those hard words like facetious, irony, sarcasm, etc, to begin to comprehend the the scorn for commercialism and faux brother/sisterhood of the season.

[AskACholaTV]

Chola is happy that you are expanding your vocabulary! Maybe Chola should be on PBS to educate the children of the world. Each laptop will come with all 42 Chola vids in iTunes!

[darksean99]

Give a man fire, and he will be warm for a night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

[AskACholaTV]

So eloquent and true!

[xxrev0ltxx]

Second Life is nothing compared to World of Warcraft, they're missing out!

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Seriously tho, it's nice to kind of break that first world mentality of taking basic necessities like food, health, and shelter. (Not that these are automatically provided for or are easily obtainable nowadays)

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To think I have been "dying" for a new laptop this Christmas! Those lucky malnourished kids. How I envy them...

[AskACholaTV]

HAHAHAHA dying for a new laptop!!!!!

[Missymgish]

5.Misguided Rep. operatives to erect "border fences" around polling stations to attract Latino Votes.

6.All Rep. party members told to give raises to unducumented persons working in their yards

7.Free piñatas to all Hispanics who swear never to vote for Hillary Clinton

[Missymgish]

Top 8 ways Republicans will Win the Latino Vote.

1.Grant immediate citizenship to all illegal aliens who vote republican

2.President Bush to deliber his next State of the Union Speech wearing a fake mustache and a sombrero

3.DaddyYankee and a small army of muy caliente salsa dancers to preform at the RNC

4.RNC will sell residency cards to unducumented immigrants who make sizeable donations to their political campaigns

[AskACholaTV]

DADDYYANKEE performs at the RNC! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

[jeonster]

i c

[jonbob135]

what nerve you bitch... how would you like do be deprived of food and water and have someone joke about it. i wish you unpleasent dreams and die to rot in hell.

[AskACholaTV]

Look, Jon Bob, I'm doing all that I can to make sure that these underprivileged people know it's Christmastime. What are you doing???

[jonbob135]

just one question 4 u askachola... wat exactly did u do to help?

[AskACholaTV]

Did you watch the video? I've partnered with OLPC and matched every laptop with a copy of iLife, Viva Pinata and a trial version of McAfee Anti-Virus software.

[AngelWest]

That's hilarious!

[semiliteratedgod]

It runs linux thus it's totally virus-free!

OLPC is a great project, why do you think they eat/drink shit and fuck each other all the time? Cause they don't care! It's their natural way! They don't even know that there's clean water!

Maybe the african kids should learn something not only from local warlords and shamans, don't you think?!

You'd send them water while they cure AIDS with virgins! What they really need is the fucking knowledge and the window to the world! Especially the kids!

[Missymgish]

U totaly missed her main mesage puto. Why the hell are we giving them laptops when they really need is food, and everything else we take for granted.

[Elhersh]

lulza ROFLULA!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL.. ethernets... wirelezz

[semiliteratedgod]

stupid cunt, it runs Linux and thus doesn't need "antivirus" shit

this video is stupid and disgusting anyway

[AngelWest]

Great video, 5 stars!

[sloofuss]

Great!

 Funny.

[sharonafox1]

Good work...job well done!

[GlobalDissident]

OLPC? The Ontario Lesbians Political Commission?!

[Baal616]

You are made of solid awesome.

[jadeepoooo]

could someone please tell me this is a joke.

[Jacobus71]

Why does she wear a Lacoste shirt?

I thought she was against this kind of capitalist pride of wearing brands.

[diceguyd30]

It runs Red Hat Linux with a python operating system called Sugar on top of it

[carpi28]

God You're hot, even though in Santa's outfit.

[happyseaurchin]

hehe

[arielsandersmusic]

bad chola!!!! naughty comic!!

[reverendgisher]

is that a assault rifle in your stocking or are you just happy to see us?