The Body Count

[dudreaper40]

lolololololololol

[Gyxxify]

Fernando was eating yogurt on top of that city

[gielstones]

lololol



[FallenDropsx]

lolol

[dulomit]

lol

[puffleissocute]

YES! THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!! thanks for the present =D this disturbing present....

[nolonath]

1:40 TITIES!!!!!!

[conquerormax]

has anyone noticed that the weatherwoman said "suck my cock todd"...

[LastAmerican6]

@conquerormax That didn't happen you dumb bitch.Stop lying to everyone here and get a life you dumb bitch.

[conquerormax]

@LastAmerican6 2:03 see for yourself

[Eidlones]

@conquerormax No. No one.

[brainer3]

@conquerormax wow how did u find that out? i didnt notice at all!

[DiggyDoggyDog]

@conquerormax what? really? i didnt notice it... how did you hear that?

[ajaxtaur]

@conquerormax Listen closely. "Suck my cunt, Todd." Linguistically speaking, the T at the end of cunt and the T at the beginning of Todd melded together to make "Suck my Cuntodd" and your brain put the sentence together as such, "Suck (that makes sence, I know what that word means.) my (that one too) Cun (What? Never heard of it. Lemme listen to context and try to figure out what the word means.) Todd (that is the recipients name.)

[ajaxtaur]

@conquerormax (now that I have all the information, let me try to process the sentence. Cun is the only word I'm having problems with, so I must have misheard it. Therefore, let's replace it with something I -do- know, Cock!)

[mexicanaids]

i tried to understand this

but i just found it diffcult to masterbate too

[Tubalious14]

He reminds me of Bear Grylls

[globox123456789]

"There's nothing funnier than a chicken at high velocity!"

Angry Birds in a nutshell...

[cheater30]

@globox123456789 except angry birds sucks balls

[globox123456789]

@cheater30

lol I know

[NandD1337]

tits at 1:41

[TheRealSaddyvan]

pause at 2:14, you know you want to.

[shurland2]

@TheRealSaddyvan HA! BREASTS! Take that you tube censorship!

[nathanturnerful]

"don't think i won't you filthy bitch" HAHA please lobster make more videos

[AlllexL]

I used to be a policeman trying to stop mad scientists who shoots chickens from his cannon, then I took an explosive cock to the knee.

[Peaserist]

@AlllexL I USED TO MAKE COMMETNTS LIKE YOU

BUT THEN I TOOK A WUMPIS TO THE GRUMPIS.

[BlackForgeChaos]

its the birth of Randy

[saiyaman87]

oh dr wily, how far have you fallen?

[TheChromish]

Chicken DNA, son...

[donhulo1]

im on the weird side of youtube.

jk liking the vids

[troubl3somez]

-Suck my cock Tod.

-Dont think I wont you filthy bitch.

[bodinian]

Holy shit, I thought he was copying off of angry birds until I saw the date. He totally predicted that!

[Ferdi742]

I click a button up the screen and it's name is ..........subscribe i think

[marthedge]

2:06

hi there gooseman

[DaFuqGames]

0:20 to 0:27 just have to know if I can find that sample somewhere

[MaximusEruditus]

I find this surprisingly easy to masturbate to.

[ScrumpyJack1234]

This made less than no sense

[GravySan1]

I don't know whether to fear you or love you.

[x720zxHiTMerka]

Pause at 2.14 :)

[loggancun]

the website from the credits sucks

[TriTomMaximum]

Chicken gun, the next step in angry birds

[DaiwaMaster]

Still makes me laugh each times. Good work My dear Lobster :)

[xHuGzHD]

He looks like a shroom

[gaintrobotsrulez]

I was going to make a chicken cannon but I took a arrow to the knee

[PivotKnickKnacks]

He's eight,NOTHING is funnier than a chicken being fired out of a cannon at high velocity

[Darcmaul]

Is is head supposed to look like a penis or am i just dirty minded?

[ch0biq]

Explosive chicken firing device.

Lobster predicted Angry birds years before its time.

[stevebut]

@ch0biq Screw Raptor Jesus, SexuaLobster is our lord!

[sladikk]

Wait, if it's the weathervane...does it always point to where the wind is?

[TheRandoman11]

2:14 FORGOT CENSORS! lol

[DrJowenz]

Foul prank -wait a second- FOWL prank!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHAHHAH­AHHHHHH AHHA HAHAAHHHHH

[aqwkcmadness17]

he's rite chickens at high volocity's are funny Xd

[TheDreadman55]

1:06 is the best

[JAEVELgraffiti]

Is Bing voicing the mad scientist?

[TanziaLana]

@JAEVELgraffiti Bing being in Britain and this guy being in Australia, I doubt it.

[JAEVELgraffiti]

@TanziaLana why not? they could've used Skype :P

[1aundulxaldin]

I can't tell if I'm pleased, scared, or totally flipping the fuck out.

[Duckyz117]

What is this... I don't even



[chosenoneimcoming]

i was going to say it wasn't funny at all until 2:06 XD

[PopsicleSavior]

Angry Birds Beta

[WafflezDay]

Come here you little minx xD

[scomatto]

Moist Squid? lovely.

[sonicthechicken]

cause theres nothing funnier than a chicken at high velocity

[ElroyTheGoat]

Tits? .....

TITS!

[mik32120]

2:12 OMG BEWBZ!!

[windows98sucks]

Gooseman picture at 2:05

[lordbach1234]

lol angry birds

[juandacharroninja]

Where is The Walrus Pit?

[maxph99]

HA HA HA HAHA HAHA HAHHAH HAH A HA HA HA

[risbolla]

That curvaceous reporter isn't very curvaceous at all

[FoamKittyGamer]

Yea... I could totally see that actually happening on a mass-wide scale if it ever rained lube from the sky. XD

[bajsbullen1337]

Your deadpan acting is great. Also, Siobhan Finnis has an incredibly sexy voice...

[MMTScorpio]

@2:04

Weatherlady : "Suck my cock, tod"

Tod: " Don't think I won't you filthy bitch"

...

Me O.O

[JEDI7ACEN]

I don't know how I got here but signing up for more!

[451harri]

Hehe, "fowl prank".

[RebelMooseHT]

Boobs.

[TheWaluigiman1]

Time to watch some porn.

[sinisteroglop]

Don't think I won't you filthy bitch!

[killertrip10]

I'm surprised only 5 chickens died he fired at least 12... that were loaded with explosives...

[dingovory]

This dude put giant giggling tities on YouTube and wasn't punished? U cool in my book man.

[Embler9]

LOL They actually passed a grease law in Denmark on the 2nd of October 2011.

[Shadowcookies3343]

notice 1:41

[pkdirt98]

I would love to get sexual with a lobster

[Zeugirdor994]

The invention of Angry Birds

[Snowuk95]

Get BENT Todd!

Houehhouehhoueh

[SkizzyMcfrazzlepop]

Don't think I won't you FILTHY BITCH

God I lost it there

[POTATOEMPN]

Holy shit... I thought I had a fucked up imagination... this guys is awesome.

[Snowuk95]

I'm a rapist.. Today I raped:

-The Replay button

-The Subscribe button

-The Thumbs up button

-The Share button

You're next.. >:3

[MeMyMindandSomthing]

@Snowuk95 Take me you manwhore!

[Snowuk95]

@MeMyMindandSomthing  SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

[gigidygrunt12]

@Snowuk95 tonight you coutrys of hand banana

[Snowuk95]

@gigidygrunt12 Get bent grunt.

[gigidygrunt12]

@Snowuk95 haha refrences

[dalekthey]

I'd give this video a 4...out of 3

[neverguy3]

i find this easy to masturebate to

[ktcal8]

God your videos are fucking amazing!!! NEVER EVER STOP!!!! or i will find you ►_◄

[CaptainOfSquad7]

Pleasure Island "Goose Man" picture on the left at 2:04

[guitarzombieghgh]

'Don't think I won't... you FILTHY BITCH'

Holy shit that was funny

[NFSbountyhunter]

2:14 your welcome XD

[mosspawcat]

2:06 for walrusman

[yashamoto]

@mosspawcat Thought it was Gooseman? :l

[leafbob1]

these are H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S you need to make more! especially ones with the characters from Pleasure Island! and the music videos as well those are the best!

[benry200]

this was uploaded on my birthday

[PAO13071]

2:13 i can see boobs on youtube .____. ....FAPFAPFAP

[yashamoto]

Hahaha! "C'mere ya little bitch."

[SolisTheSun]

When i clicked on this i Thought the picture of the guy with white hair and beard was some old pegan god..

[starcobra123]

Boooooobbbbbbiiiiieeeeeesss!!!­!! :D :D

[SGTChubbz]

Press and hold 8 to see Todd 'controlling his uncontrollable urges' XD

[GhtSyl]

stop video at 1:41 and you see naked boobs from running girl :DDDDDD (my dick grew)

[ModernWarfareBlasted]

2:14

Boobies. :)

[mopoc7]

@ModernWarfareBlasted BOOBS

[1Shiru1]

i like the theme

[FoolsGil]

Five people won't suck Wendy's cock. The fiends.

[M107A1Clan]

Wow... The intro song is stuck in my head.

[JK182ify]

i paused at the end foir boobies :3

[LAHrebirth]

if you don't tag any aussie references eg. 'abc' or' new inventors' how do people find this? lucky i'm a newground fan

[twr45]

hold 8 lol

[GandWuser]

Holy crap, I think Todd is Randy from Pleasure Island! Think about it!

*Guys (but that is questionable to an extent)

*Pink bikinis

*Grease

It makes so much sense!

[ZaChKiLlSiNhAlO]

DONT THINK I WONT thats me in 14 years lol

[Detth2you]

This is Dr. Doom, and you have pleased Doom. Doom will spare your life, oh humorous one

[garymofoak]

I enjoy every one of your obscure ABC references immensly

you make me proud that it's the only thing my parents watch every fucking night

also totally solid animating skills pretty sure you already know that though

[SexuaLobster]

@garymofoak

thanks!

[kakashka18]

-"Suck my cock"

-"Don't think I won't you filthy bitch!"

LOL

[Darkseany]

I love how you draw the chicks. <3

[zhetya]

hey wendy, how's your warm sector?

ROFL

[AndreisReaper666]

MORE CHICKENS AT HIGH VELOCITY

[ENDORPHINSAM]

You should make an animation about you thinking of ideas for animations like these.

[newsboy600]

It's great to see an Aussie who can compete with guys like Egoraptor and Happy Harry! But I've got to ask, did the weather-girl really say "suck my cock" or did I mishear?

[DaftyFox]

Suck my cock todd.

Dont think i wont you flithy bitch.

[rumahirfan]

If you want to get in the mood for porn this channel is for you!

[lookandloveme]

Lolz there should be a Todd action figure w/ his catch phrasez!

[x1ZER01x]

1 dislike?... forshame

[jordandcv]

ahh so this was the dude prom pleasure island b4 he went there

[sirAthrus]

Wow....I haven't seen it rain awesome grease in years thanks for capturing the moment.

[artsytomboy]

C'mere you little minx..

[mataker00]

suck my cock tod... dont think i wont you filthy bitch xD

[zhetya]

i wonder why sexuaLobter like sea creatures

[chriskim97]

why does he look like beatle?

[nja122890]

Amazing that in the at least 10 shots that Dr.McFitzgammon fired, only 5 hens died

[petj0n]

dad .. is that you?

[GarlandFraser]

and they say the British Aren't sexy!

Unless you're Australian...

[lRandomnessMess]

I have a brain...injury.

[13loodRaven]

AND GOOSEMAN IS IN A PICTURE ON THE WALL LOLOLOL

[13loodRaven]

LOL ITS THE ELEPHANT GUY!

[Buzzoro]

He reminds me a bit off Phil Ken Sebben of the Harvey Birdman series :P

[JHShadon133]

@Buzzoro The voices are similar

[curiotheclown]

I dont think ive ever laughed like that in my life and im still loading the second half of the video XD u sir are a genious

[KazukaShano]

Good vid :D everyone loved it

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

Now THAT'S a reporter I'd love to watch. XD

[Vonbomb]

more bodycount!!!

[SyniztahStyleZ]

hahah love it!

[dyn4mic87]

hey wendy want to blow my weather vain 

[silverhawkroman]

Yes there is something funnier than a chicken at high velocity.....Its Chris Voigt!!! XD

[SorryIJustWokeUp]

The intro's similar to Great Destiny Man

:D

[samus32]

Win

[celudoc]

Heh, enjoyable and REALLY well animated as always.

Although, i still find the Weed drought toon to be the most amusing due to the fear and loathing in LA feel. Quite sad it isn't on the Utube yet.

[oab002]

This is so funny !!!!

[amigaknight]

HAHAHA!!!

[zerogylt]

Excellent! some of the best stuff i've seen since "My Penis is Evil" still your best one in terms of writing would be Lovefist hope ti see more man!

[SexuaLobster]

thanks! lovefist, you think so? i hope to revisit those characters some day soon.

[insanit1complex]

@SexuaLobster i hope you do revisit them but maybe more drugged up flying gooseman and putty first

[animedudeisback]

@SexuaLobster hey is tood your voice because iff it iss fuck raptor jeues i worship you

[mellon423]

awesome.

[caffinejedi]

Dude, only 150 views? No way. This thing is hilarious. I love Greasy Moose stuff and of course Angry Dog.

[graybuttmonkeys]

I laughed, I cried, I enlarged my penis [click here to find out how].

This video inspired me to do things that would make Jesus cry. Thank you youtubes and SexyLobster!

[Keaton2008]

Moist Squid?

[EJAXK13]

They help out the 3D animations!

[TastyTeo]

Your Animations are Great!!! You uploaded this on Newgrounds ..... i uploaded it too... but i feel like i "STEEL your SWF"

[SexuaLobster]

why'd you bother?  it's already here.

[TastyTeo]

No, For gods shake, i usually upload animations from Newgrounds......(because they usually make a bunch of views....) Sorry again

[leapoffaith20]

He's right, there isn't anything funnier than a chicken at high velocity.