@070StraatJochie070 since he was hittin on a stenographer, a person who records everything in court by typing it down, im assuming "stenog" in this case means for her to type her number down for him
I really love the jokes and the pick up lines on this show!!!
when tehey meet the french girls at 2:09 at the end of the conversation Will says:
tomorrow we gonna do it in French, but tonight in Dutch.
altough i'm Dutch i really like that sort of jokes! cuz Dutch people really want everything as cheap as possible (most of our commercials are about that) !
LOL, love these clips, makes me miss the Fresh Prince of Belair show even more. If Will was my age now (20) I definitely would have liked to talk to him. He was(is) fine and so funny! And at 4:18 through 5:20, he is just plain hilarious.
for the two that disliked...Dear HATERS: Thank you for not using these pick-up lines. That way you will keep Five-finger Mary and her sister, Rosey Palm, and her five daughters company while the rest of us get our swagger on, our soulfullness popping, and our royal pimp juices aflowing.
4:24 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
0x28 6 hours ago
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Saying 'excuse me' to a chick is the same as saying: "I have no balls, ignore me.".
0x28 6 hours ago
Saying 'excuse me' to a chick is the same as saying: "I have no balls, ignore me.".
0x28 6 hours ago
'Thé limbo under a coconut tree.' LMAO
0x28 6 hours ago
'Thé limbo under a coconut tree.' LMAO
0x28 6 hours ago
'Thé limbo under a coconut tree.' LMAO
0x28 6 hours ago
5:08 KONG NOT HAPPY
JahaanKaBaadshah 18 hours ago
what is the intro song ?
DonLayneSW2 1 day ago
@DonLayneSW2 sounds like something from sonic the hedgehog 3
cole003f 22 hours ago
nice.......
donicklive1 5 days ago
what is that song in the credits?
liontitties 5 days ago
hurt me! hurt me!
tronmaster6 1 week ago
"I'm Carlton Banks....Thats right THE CARLTON BANKS" ROFL
rankingtrevor 1 week ago in playlist More videos from ninjasks89
@ncstone1
/watch?v=QYU0KCq6T5I
snortam 1 week ago
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snortam 1 week ago
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am i the only lady who actually find pick up lines hilarious loool some of them are actually cute in my opinion lool some people need to loosen up
667863thesavedlinda 1 week ago
Hurt Meh Hurt Meh
LIKEADON1 1 week ago
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jirin2 1 week ago
Carlton made 6 accounts and disliked this video
Solviandra 1 week ago
@SparrowUnit01 They tried the pick up lines and they didnt work.
blacktee31 2 weeks ago
haha these do work hahah but not with all girls haha
TheDutchlegion 2 weeks ago
HURT MEH HURT HEH !!!! Lmaooooo rotfl .....will is the best
bigboythugbing 2 weeks ago
@SparrowUnit01 they probably got lawsuits trying this on women...
SZskits 2 weeks ago
6 dislikes are the teens who used this pick up lines but failed
45BATISTA 2 weeks ago
best one is at 4:18 :)
casperlok2dbrain 3 weeks ago 3
@casperlok2dbrain Totally lol. I loved watching that one when I watched it on TV.
lesiegelad 2 weeks ago
all the dislikes are from losers that were too stupid to realize that fresh prince pick up lines ONLY WORK for mr. fresh prince :) haha
casperlok2dbrain 3 weeks ago
Who's is the girl about 1 minute into the vid? She looks familiar.
bigmacdaddy31 3 weeks ago
@bigmacdaddy31 Jasmine Guy from A Different World
emurray7779311 2 weeks ago
@bigmacdaddy31 That's Jasmine Guy.
DaQueenBionca 1 week ago
funny ass hell
Sousweet309 3 weeks ago
Kiss UR hand 10 times then say UR crushes name 15 times post this on two other vids then look at UR hand
rukkamomma 3 weeks ago
thats O DOG in the background at 3:12
ace9846 1 month ago
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Me: Sweety you have nice theeth
she: Ooh, really
Me: They remind me of a song
She: which one
Me:BLACK AND YELLOW
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"Im Carlton Banks.Yes, THE Carlton Banks" HAHA
mashinebenz 1 month ago 4
0:59 was by far the funniest
carnellndiva101 1 month ago
You BETTA give me a double!!
93liltone 1 month ago
is tha larenz tate in the back at 3:06? LOL
Fizzo05 1 month ago
@Fizzo05 Yes it is!!! And he used the same line to pick up Ashley, LOL carlton's sister!
Purity03 1 month ago
"hurry up an write your number down 'fore i dont want it no more!"
"girl you look so good, i wish i could plant chu and grow a whole field a y'all!"
hahaha hes hilarious!
MissBonneNuit 1 month ago
why are all da chicks black??
StupidAwsomenes 1 month ago
@StupidAwsomenes because black girls running shit
kamari2hot 1 month ago
@StupidAwsomenes Did you see the video? They are beautiful as hell!
MDplaful 1 month ago
@StupidAwsomenes thank u i thought i was the only one that noticed the only one i remember is the playboy one
junkhobokiller 1 month ago
@junkhobokiller she was the only white girl i remember btw
junkhobokiller 1 month ago
hi
STONEMAKERCANADA 1 month ago
Im one a dem too
cjayroman 1 month ago
voulez vous cocher avec moi, cest soi?
joekool88 2 months ago
OMG Hilary is soooo freakin' funny but sexy LOL @ 5:30 - 5:40
mik12788 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I wish i can kill the brain cells that hold everything about this show and watch it again
rajupatel911 2 months ago 4
I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all.
fayeslover 2 months ago 4
i would laugh if every single one of this pick up lines worked
tronmaster6 2 months ago
Ashton Kutcher picked up a lot from WIll Smith's acting
l1uname 2 months ago
those 4 dislikes are women who have fallen for this
Mralloneword 2 months ago 20
what does 'stenoge' mean?
070StraatJochie070 2 months ago
@070StraatJochie070 since he was hittin on a stenographer, a person who records everything in court by typing it down, im assuming "stenog" in this case means for her to type her number down for him
irvanm87 2 months ago
Note to guys: these pick up lines never work. Unless you're Will Smith.
ncstone1 2 months ago 119
@ncstone1 The "hurry up and write ya number down 'fo I dont want it no mo" worked for me lol
blacktee31 2 weeks ago
@ncstone1 Anything works with Will Smith
Kr4zyAc3 2 weeks ago
@ncstone1 It's not the pick up line, it's how you present it.
balticpimp 1 week ago
@ncstone1 yes they do look up simple pickup
ShinzuXTruth 1 week ago
@ncstone1 Works for Simple Pickup
lbiejalkdf 1 week ago 3
@ncstone1 Check simple pickup to see that you're wrong!
RachidNYSE 4 days ago
@ncstone1 Challenge accepted!
MrMakTasty 3 days ago
I love the whole "notice" pick up line hahaa
metaltera86 2 months ago
Fresh Prince had sooo much swag. Dude invented it before it came out.
gotflava1 2 months ago 5
Ashely: u better give me a double
Will: dang busted like custad
MsJamillah97 2 months ago
yo wassup baby hurry up and write yo number down for' i dont want it no more.
lmfao. using that.
msmusic222 2 months ago 2
@msmusic222 AHAHAHAHHA me 2
karzymimi42 2 months ago
Lol O-dogg at 3:15
thevalley2dabay 3 months ago
The last scene(mimicking Will speeches and gestures)is brilliant.
ReaMbo87 3 months ago
LOL "whatever that is you servin....." the thrd person on the stairs "you better give me a double!" xD
jinwoo1183581 3 months ago
5:30 through 5:50 is funny.
Rashidb24 3 months ago
girl you look so good I wish I can plant you and grow a whole field ooo ya' ahahahha so funny :)
anchy66aa 3 months ago 2
"pola voko shea eg vanses" hahahaa
buki369 3 months ago
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I'm one of them too.
ADTroyDepp 3 months ago
Hiliary always been sexy as fuck
DaJyant 3 months ago
I'm using some of these lines. lol
TSGS21 3 months ago
allright you love me more
Niizo 3 months ago
"alright hurry up and write your number down before i dont want it no more." lol i think this works for only will smith. sure didnt work for me. =(
lildondill 4 months ago
Hurt me, hurt me!!
ThePLDTV 4 months ago
@ninjasks89 whats the name of the music in the beginning?
Gabrieldino1 4 months ago
@Gabrieldino1 sonic 3 hydrocity zone act 2
Myrealm7 3 months ago
weiredly enough micheal jackson composed the song xD
Myrealm7 3 months ago
@Gabrieldino1 its from sonic 3 hydrocity zone but its some remix
Yazoo111 3 months ago
a lot of these aren't even pickup lines...
18MattCain 4 months ago
lol the family cockblock at the end...shouldn't you be able to at least trust your family to help you scam girls? jeez
UltraProle21 4 months ago
isnt that romantic?
he's quotting elma fud
dexterdudedec 4 months ago
my man
PersianWolverine 4 months ago
4:55 unle phil's hilarious
admiralflynn895 4 months ago
2:36 .. Yo Baby hurry up and write your number down before i dont want it no more. LOL
xGodGivenTalent 4 months ago 5
I really love the jokes and the pick up lines on this show!!!
when tehey meet the french girls at 2:09 at the end of the conversation Will says:
tomorrow we gonna do it in French, but tonight in Dutch.
altough i'm Dutch i really like that sort of jokes! cuz Dutch people really want everything as cheap as possible (most of our commercials are about that) !
HolandaChiquita 4 months ago
LOL, love these clips, makes me miss the Fresh Prince of Belair show even more. If Will was my age now (20) I definitely would have liked to talk to him. He was(is) fine and so funny! And at 4:18 through 5:20, he is just plain hilarious.
x-D
ireach 5 months ago
"Yo wassup bey-bey, write yo' numbah up before i don't want it no mo'..."
- if any guy, anywhere ACTUALLY gets a girl by using THIS line, is a God.
mahavishnuxc 5 months ago 5
you want some fries to go with that shake LOOL
imyourdaady 5 months ago 3
aye there's O Dawg from menus 2 society at 3:17
RONALDTOWNSENDii 5 months ago
5:31 to the end i love these characters
admiralflynn895 5 months ago
0:53 is that cree summer??
admiralflynn895 5 months ago
@admiralflynn895 that's Jasmine Guy from a different world
ushjtim 4 months ago
@ushjtim r you sure cause i think cree was in one episode
admiralflynn895 4 months ago
@admiralflynn895 yeah, i'm sure. i just checked imdb. she guest starred in an episode with john witherspoon from the Friday movies.
ushjtim 4 months ago
@ushjtim alright thanx i must have been thinking of the episode where will's trapped in the forest with so,e one's dad, classic show
admiralflynn895 4 months ago
4:55, I felt Will's pain lol
CSasukeGirl 5 months ago
I wish Will Smith could be my manager!!
dontrell1986 5 months ago 4
3:10 - 3:15 probably some of the baddest acting i've ever seen
R8989 5 months ago 2
Will: Wateva it is ur serving
Ashley: U bate giv me a double
LOL
MissHeylloo 6 months ago
all the girls were pretty decent, except for keira midnightly with the mushroom cut...blechhh
337429 6 months ago
"Hurt me hurt me!" That is the funny pick up line ever. Lol
TheAmbivalency 6 months ago 119
ohhh i wanted to see the last bit x
elliermarshall 6 months ago
Garcelle Beauvais looks about the same now as she did back then.Real pretty.
sergine 6 months ago 6
hurt me hurt me!!!!!!!!!!
Fexy8 6 months ago 6
i rofled with the last one
gunther34567 6 months ago
whats the name of the song at the beginning?
MasterMadara22 6 months ago
"Wassup baby, why don't you stenoge yo number.. YOU KNOW!" Haha, gets me every time!
thatguy11111000 6 months ago 64
@thatguy11111000 wat does stenoge mean i cant find the meaning anywhere
tronmaster6 2 months ago
@tronmaster6 she's a stenographer, so he wants her to stenog his number down.
TaylorKushh 1 month ago
Dayum Fancy from the Jamie Foxx show owned Will Smith at 3:08.
JoeMamma23 6 months ago 2
@JoeMamma23
nah man it looked like that for lyk half a second, smith owns this shit son.
jackson1230111 6 months ago
3 dislikes are from those with no pickup lines *NO GAME** LOL
vlbballa15 6 months ago 5
this is classssic, you are amazing for putting these into one video !
djflipflop23 6 months ago
starter snapback...
MrJojo1181 6 months ago
hahahhaha will smith is the best
commando2224 6 months ago
Really? music from Sonic The Hedgehog? Really?
tenorman15 6 months ago 2
I agree! Will Smith invented swag! Lol
RaineyDaysParade 6 months ago
girl u look so good i wish i could plant u and grown a whole feild of yall DAM LMAO!!!!
TheEaglesfanindc 6 months ago
yo whats up baby hurry up write yo number down before i dont want it no more
when i heard that i was like what h say lmao!! thats to funny
and i might consider of letting u be with me wow lmao!!
TheEaglesfanindc 6 months ago
hurt me! hurt me! 2:36
monkeyfbaby 6 months ago 5
@monkeyfbaby LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KrissayAmazin 6 months ago
thats right, THE cartlon banks
AFCA09General 6 months ago 5
my role model, I got alot of chicks cos of this nigga! studied is shit when I was 14 like a final exam LOL
0Moreno0 6 months ago 2
yowassupbabyhurryuprightyonumbrdownforidonwannitnomore
jacob3432 6 months ago
i just tricked my aunt viv
d0c16 6 months ago
2 ppl couldn't do the limbo under the coconut tree.
soleeisoufika101 6 months ago 2
kong not happy ha ha will is the best
falschblut1345 6 months ago
Rockin' a snapback
xXtristangoesrawrXx 6 months ago
Limbo under a coconut tree!!! Omg will you so naaaaasty lol
binkybreezy1988 7 months ago
girl what ever you servin'... you better give me a double!
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kobeninjaspy3 7 months ago
voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir...lol
do u want to sleep with me tonight
welcome2dgoodlife 7 months ago
4:28 hHAHAHAHAHAHA
Conspiracyknowledge 7 months ago
exuse me gal would you like to do the limbo under a coconut tree [jamaican accent]
so funny
welcome2dgoodlife 7 months ago
2:34 Hurt Me, Hurt Me Soo Funny =D
heliboy177 7 months ago 3
@heliboy177 that shit killed me hahahahaha
Conspiracyknowledge 7 months ago
2 didn't try Will's pick up lines.
TheOnlyPanda7 7 months ago 6
3:15 guy in the backgrounds' reaction = awesome! :D
littlebirdmjfan 7 months ago
Yo wats up Baby write it down before i dnt want it anymore!!! LMAO I did that nd it worked
Studluver63 7 months ago 9
yo wats up baby hurry up write ya number down for i dont want it no more lol
23theBESTever 7 months ago 7
for the two that disliked...Dear HATERS: Thank you for not using these pick-up lines. That way you will keep Five-finger Mary and her sister, Rosey Palm, and her five daughters company while the rest of us get our swagger on, our soulfullness popping, and our royal pimp juices aflowing.
BearClawTN 7 months ago
will smith invented swag
WCFPfilms 7 months ago 557
@WCFPfilms oh yea
samstorm546 5 months ago
@WCFPfilms The Original Trendsetter of Hip-Hop
DaJyant 3 months ago
what about "damn girl u so fine u so fine uve been running through my mind" or something along those lines... one of my favs
dykyy 8 months ago
on the part where he said "hurt me, hurt me!", his face reminds me of his son Jaden Smith. :) siighh such resemblance!
mypuppy4U 8 months ago 2
on the part where he said "hurt me, hurt me!", his face reminds me of his son Jaden Smith. :) siighh.. such resemblance!
mypuppy4U 8 months ago
lol @ 3:47 I wanna say poker face and say that in that precise tone.
duallancers001 8 months ago
LMAO HURT ME HURT ME
UncleBlueJuice 8 months ago 3
"Kong not happy" classic!
tiffanydorese 8 months ago 3
Swear you used sonic the hedgehog music
jaleru 8 months ago
2 people didnt use theese pick up lines right
klownin305 8 months ago
3:14
thats the dude who played frankie lymon
man i love that movie
n1qu3izz 8 months ago
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ...
boomqwer 8 months ago
"Girl you look so good i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll!"
volcomdude95 8 months ago 8
@volcomdude95 best line ever LMAO
miketherealest100 8 months ago
what were those two girls saying in french?
werdchester 8 months ago
Wil Smith is swag
Gene616Fan99 8 months ago
Can I have your number? I lost mine.
Can I take your picture? I want to show santa what I want for christmas.
I just realized, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
I'm not normally this tall, right now I'm just sitting on my wallet.
And that's how It's done.
MeAteYourFood 8 months ago
@ninjasks89 hey brother, wats the name of the song at the intro? thankx :D
EveryAnythingGuy 8 months ago
Will: "Whatever it is you servin'--"
Ashley: "You better give me a double!"
Classic!
AkihiroHattori52455 9 months ago 5
If Hilary wasn't his cousin, I bet he'd try to get laid by here 24/7. At least I would.
MrZeegelaar 9 months ago 2
"I notice you noticeing me so i just wanna put you on notice that i notice you too"
"yo baby hurry up and write ya number down b4 i dont want it no mo"
Idancechris 9 months ago
girl whatever you serving...
ashley: U BETTA GIVE ME A DOUBLE ROFL
mgdr4066 9 months ago
3:13 - 3:18 the guy in the background lmao ;L
Jacovy51197 9 months ago
Its funny how most americans only know one line in french "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
TheAyisyenne 9 months ago
@TheAyisyenne aah yes the streetcar named desire reference
criticaldoza 7 months ago
@criticaldoza I didn't know that that line had anything to do with the play nor with the movie.
TheAyisyenne 7 months ago
@TheAyisyenne well now you do
criticaldoza 7 months ago
@criticaldoza No need for the attitude but thanks for the info.
TheAyisyenne 7 months ago
HURT ME HURT ME!!!! @ 2:36
OMG ROFLMAO
sunjai01 9 months ago 3
Hilary is soooooo sexy
Jmacs1000 9 months ago
My fault i didnt read the description lol. Coo vid.
TheMackdaddy007 9 months ago
That intro song is from Sonic 3. How did you remix that? and do you have a instrumental for it?
TheMackdaddy007 9 months ago
Y^OU BETTER GIVE ME A DOUBLE!!!! bahahahah XD funniest thing
AnnieGrace07 9 months ago