How Not To Get Featured On YouTube

[LORENA8O5]

Silent Girl Nd Lil Loca Are Very Beautiful

[BigAndTall666]

F*cking Hot Mamas!!!!  :-)

[B4byShyGurl]

you guys are hella pretty:)

[Explosivcorn]

omg silent girl is so cute and sssooo pretty.

[cutekennyhu1]

l like the girl on left beacuse she's so cute and hot

[wezzyjayleen]

silent and u r  so pretty

[forkemdevils]

LOVE IT!!

[LizGonzales23]

U CHiCAS ROCK!

BiG FAN RiGHT HERE.

[GreySparkles]

fuckin stevie,, ur tight

[sakanamono]

the only reason why they probably wont feature loca is because she cusses, not cuz she's not good enough. her episode one is one of the funniest videos I've seen in a while.

[Chappis91]

I ike silent girl, theres something cute about her, like a little puppy dog cute.

[bordone]

silent girl is so cute i love her eyes the most.

[ThatSyerraGirl]

me and silent girl talked on the phone and she said some mean things

[chosenxone]

silent girl is so pretty!!

[whannes]

me too. but she didnt say anything,

[therealclamknuckle]

Silent Girl is cute. Is she on stickam too?

[rbd510]

i like silent girl

[boredashell47]

i got chipped nail polish WATCHAGONNADO????????????

[VioletJewel]

=^__^=

[miguelito1308]

I LIKE SILENT GIRL

[Dimpl3z89]

Silent gurl is Sexy! smh Mmmm

Tell her i said holla! lOl myspace dot com /jerseyzprobl3mchild HeHe

[janellle579]

lol i heard silent girl say uh huh. lolw ekknow she talks. lol SILENT GIRL IS MY FAVORITE. shes funny by doing nothing. I also like lonely girl

[babybrunette5]

ay yall is dope bestfranns.

[marcela718]

hilarious

[GODAVES]

omg boringgggggggggggg

[likealady88]

haha

even though lil loca aint mexican.

she remins me ofmy home girl dominique

lmfao

[BabiiGirl93]

I wannalook like Loca LOL...im gonna do my eye brows like her 2night...ima a try a mole 2...jk

[ominousragdoll05]

xXKayleeJuneXx cos her she witnessed her brother get killed.

[supergirl71]

Silent girl is preety....I wish I looked liked her

[love9metal2child]

I HAVE to know..is your lipstick black or red?

[xXKayleeJuneXx]

y dnt slient girl talk?

[dunhambush]

Awesome! ROFLMAO! You guys r the best!

[julesthe]

"Silent Girl has something to say..."

:head moves:

LOL!!

Stevie you ROCK!!

[Susana661]

L0L

[missjade001]

i luv yooh gurl yooh iz thee shit..

and umm.. yeah u n silent chikks fight aint nobodies bussiness so ple can stay out of it... and yeah her nails is chipped n she's still purty so keep hatin

anywayz im out xoxo

jade

[copacaballecabana8]

uh littleloca.. ur nail polish is chipped.

:D

and.. you're great.

[risto1]

silent girl is cute

[risto1]

silent girl is fucking cute ..its your boy from the 313 pittbull loca make blong about me ...

[Kandarian]

Kevin Smith's gonna be pissed.

[TheAkal]

I was thinking about this. I don't think he'd be pissed. I think he'd put these two in a cameo in one of his movies. No, really. Cause that'd be funny, like that scene in Jay and silent Bob strike back. You know which one.

[Kandarian]

I was kidding.

British humour.

[TheAkal]

So, since pissed means drunk in Brit. speak, are you saying it's gonna drive Kevin to drink? J.K.

[latinacatalina]

i luv u gurls... ;]

[nykc]

Lilltle loca your amazing luv ya home girl=]]

[smashingbazil]

What the hell is up with all the people flaming Silent Girl and Little Loca? honestly they're a hilariuos act, silent girl's mute schtick and little loca's attitude, it's all higlarious.

[lipstickiller]

I FUCKEN LOVE YOU GUYS!

[des412]

youi both need to take up some comsmotology classes you look like hte Devil!!!:0

[candylustface]

fix your fucking lip liner!!!

holy shit

ghetto bitch

[carlosrosales916b]

ok that was funny when you zoomed in on silent girl and she just shook her head...but real life is that there are real people named silent girl and God only knows what they have to do to earn that name...

[fverdun]

yUp` FuQK Dah faK3rZ 3h!!MuzH LoOv3`

[shantonbay]

Loca is my girl, you are so hilarious

[ABRNE101]

that girls was drake bells(drake and josh) girlfriend i saw her on nick awards show like 2 yrs ago what happened to you you taking welfare now?

[bbfuller]

Loca i had a dream last night that you fell down or something and landed on my face you know and could not get up so silent girl couldnot yell for help so she pulled real hard until you popped off but the vacuum pulled silent girl down on my face and i could not breath or whatevers

[Eazy998877]

yep silent is definetly a cutie pie

[krisju]

weird

why do u write stuff in spanish? and..are u cuban or sthing..? cuz u talk just like one.

[fatcamper]

yea silent girl looks like amanda bynes from the amanda show(when amanda was a bit younger), very cute!

[ironman52241]

you suck loca-da clown !!! wish you would be silent

[phatso420]

ah yo! is she pretending to actually be silent? cuz i dont think shes for real about that shit.

[adagioadeux]

Yeah ...quite witty. Obviously silent girl doesn't need to talk because Loca is telepathic. I actually thought Silent was saying ... " WTF did this bitch superglue my lips together last nite ?? ..."

Silaaaant girl does have her own life ..?? Yeah we're "tinkin" about you too girls !!

Mike, Melbourne, Australia.

[thecardigansburn]

aww silent girl is so cute!

[urshawty933]

ur funny hahahhahahha

[girlDgirl]

silent girl looks soooo CUTE! >TALK<

[Joshuas2006]

silent girl talk bitch talk.

[smokeyeyes24]

OMG silent girl haha you're so cute, both:D

[hashemis]

axe the mole and tone down the fake accent... hot!

[JustALovesong]

she cute in any way.. her accent I think

[hmyna87]

littleloca can take lonelygirl, filthywhore and all those other WACK ass bitches!! keep on doing wut ya doin girl!

[LadyZeppelin1960]

This is very witty... Does silent gurl remain silent because she can't duplicate the hispanic accent? lol Cute<3

[olenkaa]

soooooooooooo dumb

[guera2579]

lame

[BanjoBrown]

Another good way to 'not get featured' is to have half a dozen accounts on here, one of which was already featured on youtube. Also, it helps to have videos where you bitch about how everyone else gets featured except you.

[shelbym9292]

yayy i love u guys!

[prissytroopers]

I love silent girl...

[lemonjellies]

So cheap, it hurts.

Are these like ex pro´s?

I think I will be sick now. Bye.

[lunachik]

omg you guys are awesome

[AmiiDoll]

SOMEONE'S JEALOUS OF LONELYGIRL!

[Jamler3]

Dumbest thing I've ever seen... Learn how to speak beeotch

[mel345267734]

you guys rule

[musicfreak10706]

why do you put that lip liner on you would look better without it

[superc]

she's playing a character but i agree.

[Maconda007]

Do they speak anything other than tripe?

[hotchinadoll]

aWWWWW....so cute.

[paulvato]

You guys should kiss and make up! Hehe.

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[hill03]

whatevers.

[luvu4ever9000]

r u in the new ferggie music video "london bridge"?

u look like one of the dancers! (please reply!)

[undacovaBrudah06]

OMG!!! This reminds me of that ESPN show with the girl who eats deep fried chicken for a living. Loca you look like that girl who sings that "I'm just a girl song" on youtube!!! Is it you??? Well anyways good vid. I'm subscribing LOL. :)

[kingpixel]

you're like the first person ever to have a silent sidekick. genius!

[NamedTube]

Lol love for the sarcasm.

[deadpuppet69]

you girls are so damn pretty!

[kaligorr]

to get featured you have to not be boring. gatrachel pwns you

[JeLeeBean]

lmao.

[KristianCuban13]

is this both chicas mexican just asking

[dabuoy]

silent girl is hot.... i think i'm in love with her now

[Lekter]

she's fat

[hotchinadoll]

awwww...you're both so pretty..

[sandrexa]

WOW finnaly friends :D keep it on girl

[lupeyused]

if you think locas videos are annoying then why the fuck are u watching them moran!!! loca is the shit fuckers

[invadrgir2]

amphibian or something ROFL , loca, you are a good video maker.

[DobricaNr1]

Only 8 words S_H_E R_U_L_E_S and is the number 1.

keep up the good work for ever we love your movies.

[paisleysuperstr]

erm....as authenic as the taco bell.

[wutang444]

both loca and silent are hot ! loca is gorgeous

[sutt68]

silent girl is much better looking than your scrawny, anorexic, ugly ass "loca"

[vgc73]

LOCA!!! seriously if you wanna get featured you got to bring it, like these latest videos just aren't compelling. also your nail polish is chipped up and looks like crap, just kidding i love you and will be over at your house in 30 minutes to run through some storyline ideas with you

[sxyKitty69]

Loca you are so fucken funny! what you said about Lonleygirl was the shit! Peace out girl.

[rehab4cutie]

when did she say sumthing abt lonelygirl?

[shellshot]

god i hate this woman. sorry everybody. but she's just annoying to me.

[ashley6017]

Then don't watch it.

[BergRJ]

I'd LOVE if I could see some color here! This black and white life is gettin' boring .

[heebygeeby1]

hey esseeeeee! taco taco burrito! you so ghetto esseeeeee!

[NewJackPlayer]

Wow. Great video. I need to subscribe to all of your accounts: stevieryan, littleloca, TheRealParis, Ooolalaa. Can't wait for the next one.

[DobricaNr1]

yeah yeah yeah and shes keep going keep it up cant w8 to see the new movie.5 stars :D

[rmrsgirl]

Funny as HELL!!!

[cutiemishshusband]

Silent girl is the girl friend of Steve Ryan, who is the guy that plays little loca, the real paris, and a few other "women"

[parisblonde]

u guys rule he he.xx

[agentq271]

my heart is a little broken that the actress isn't really hispanic. the character is still funny, but since she's not really hispanic, my heart is broken. i am hispanic and i did grow up in a ghetto, so i see her character as being funny but definitely hyperbolic but that's what makes her so funny, but my heart is still broken.

[deadpuppet69]

Love you Little Loca. Also love your Stevie Ryan vid. and therealparis is fucking hilarious.

[fartyscratchy]

gran combinacion, andale teneis el rayo de la luz enigmatica, y santa personalidad, algo raro, conquistadores de hollywood alguna manllana x?x

[rabbestappe]

thepetsaver: how can american be "discovered", when people where living there when colombus arrived? And btw, vikings came to america long before colombus. Read your history fool.

[minkeyman]

Are you like laurel and hardy?

[wutang444]

haha, loca looks like that Stevie Ryan girl. I actually think loca looks more like theRealParis;

[ares213]

Go to Stevie Ryan's website

[loserme1619]

hey lil loca are you are you in stevieryan movies? You look just like the girl... plz respone

[ares213]

Go to Stevie Ryan's website

[eastside53]

lilttle loca, you are the bomb. see you in hollywood land.

[BabyMars]

silent look straight White..lol..

[deadpuppet69]

You girls are beautiful!!

[ZodiacKillerSFPD]

soo....littleloca is a guy right

[thepetsaver]

No, you are mistaken.

[DannyToupee]

If you got a bronca with the Mexicans then you're a fucking puto

[lupusk9]

lol

[lupusk9]

Yea i'll NEVER be a mexican...cause that's gross.

[desny73]

ain't nothing wrong with mexicans

[PrinceZeris]

its okay im sure such a beautiful community like the mexicans dont want your ignorance mixed into their lives n e wayz.

[lupusk9]

ROfl, beautiful community... AHAHAHahahah... is that why they're all leaving mexico to fuck up america cause their country is so beautiful? AHAHHAhahahaa

[PrinceZeris]

They're leaving their country for da zame reasonz many polish, lieuthenian, norwegian, canadian, and other nationalities left/leave their countries today... America is a land of great opportunities and if youre too blind to accept that fact then you would probably have the mentality of Allie Fox from the Mosquito Coast

[PrinceZeris]

test

[thepetsaver]

Mexico is part of America. Columbus discovered the continent America. Understand now, or do you need further instructions? And if "America" is so "fucked up" (how very patriotic of you to say that), why don't you do something positive to enrich your country instead of trolling on a messageboard?

[deadpuppet69]

You are both very pretty girls.

[LisaJay85]

Silent is SOOOO pretty!!!!

[wutang444]

when is the locamotion coming to my bedroom?;

[milkielillipop]

lol i like ur additude~~gurl~

[alicatali]

i like you a lot more now that i know this isn't really you. ahh what a relief. you rule.

[daleglen]

You HIT home with locals and that's why your name is LOCA.

Even if we're not Hispanic. Us females relate.  Luv to You and SG

[yadada18]

wassup wid u Loca. man u is mad funny! i love ya tho...shit grl u do wat chu do nd shake the haters off!

[BrattyCeline]

i love loca... more every day

[MesaState]

the loca show is awesome

[deadpuppet69]

LOL Love seeing you two together!

[sunnybunny111]

love little loca as always...but those nails are a bit jacked homegirl!

[dershainic]

Slient Gurl your the bESt, slient hARd!!

[punxunited]

I <3 u

[Michelle5451]

I just took a look at your profile and faves list. I suggest you get some help before someone gets it for you.

[pleasurehound]

listen youtube corporate bitches, loca is like... 89% of the reason why i check up on this website okay so yall need to give the girl the respect that she deserves okay?. and thats real.

[highway395]

Silent girl has a very nice voice ,Well spoken ,very articulate

[cmarino82]

lol reptile lonelygirl

[NewJackPlayer]

I hope you feel better. 3948

[LoKiThAtriCKstA]

Silent Girl is the fn cutest baby-girl faced girl on youtube period!!!! Foe life! lol

[LemonadeBabe69]

u do realize what you said... "if you wanna be featured don't be loca" lmao

[zengrrl76]

SilentGirl Por Vida! El Mas Chingon!!

[v6tempest]

You had me...I really thought silent girl was going to say something

[wyattlevi]

I love it. fucking brilliant.

[gummodude]

I'm glad you and silent girl patched things up.

[theREALsuperboy]

lol reptile!

Keep it up loca :)

[dkcot]

the medical term is widely-spaced eyes

[goodoleboyco]

No, the correct term is ocular-reptilioso

[dkcot]

my comment posted twice.

i can't actually read yours until you respond to both.

[dkcot]

the medical term is widely-spaced eyes

[chelsaidwut]

i love you baby

[NewJeru973]

LMAO...silent's gestures are fuckin priceless

[alexiselectrick]

LMAO

[deadpuppet69]

Hi Sweetheart. I am so sorry to hear about your loss.

[magnastampede]

I thought the comment about lonelygirl was really unnecessary. Other than that I think you guys are so cute together.

[desny73]

silent girl needs to be there everytime LOCA calls her. Who cares if she has a life,

LOCA comes first.

[adnilem7melinda]

aww this is cute :D

[Kellerboy]

8-)

[shaemae]

That's right! Bestfriends fight, sisters fight, in the end they make up and everything is cool. I feel u Loca. I recently had a fight with my bestfriend and she's like my sister and we made up. Ain't no love lost. I feel ya! I'm happy that y'all are cool again.

[wutang444]

don't sing it, bring it

[porsche41]

silent girl is so hot, i would totally do her.

[FattyMelons]

get in line buddy

[wutang444]

I watch loca videos everyday ! usually at work ! f*ck work!;

[MissConduct]

My first worry was about that lipliner, not the nailpolish.

[Elluzive]

Wow, i've never really paid attention to her videos. she's very beautiful. Funny shit too.

[haroof]

Wow, this fucking act is getting so old.

Can't believe you're still doing this.

[MotorheadLives]

who the fuck is rosie perez? no one is better than loca, she has equals but no one is better than her !