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  • Does Jesus also love the millions of children that die of starvation every year? Well Jesus must especially love all the little boys that get molested by priests, right?

  • Step 1. Mute Step 2. Fap

  • "Science will win because it's useful"

  • At first i'm all like: "Hey, she looks fuckable", then she starts singing and i'm all "Who left the cat outside"

  • *saw rating scale

    *skip video

    *go to comment section

    *post swear words

    FUCK YOU!

  • You should better call this video 'how to make an atheist piss on you with laughter'

  • good video. you've pissed off 2129 atheists and counting

  • I fuck her right on top of her bible

  • Did anyone listen to all 44 seconds of this lesbian's video?

  • The bibles also tell you to Hate your parents, siblings, and children, or you cannot be a disciple of jesus. Luke 14 26. And yes I said " bibles ". There are many different versions yet they are all claimed to be the infallible word of god. What I see is a whole lot of people who call inconsistency and contradiction proof.

  • lol jesus loves u christians because its in a book written by man long after jesus was even around? u do realize that during the roman empire christ was crusified(which they did to thousands of people) because they saw him as a leader of a cult. how does a man who is "half god" die anyway? of thats right its a fairytale.

  • @MrSQsMe OH YOU BELIEVE ITS JUST A FAIRYTALE RIGHT? THAT MAN JUST SO HAPPENED WITHOUT A BRAIN HAD THE ABILITY TO COLLECTIVELY GATHER INFORMATION INSCRIBE IT INTO STONED TABLETS WITHOUT FIRST HAVING A BRAIN??? (WHICH GOD GAVE MAN) YOU DO KNOW HE IS YOUR MASTER.WHETHER YOU REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN GOD OR NOT.

  • @pacifistworldunity Jesus is a myth like the other gods of the time Zeus Thor Apollo etc there is absolutely no proof dat Jesus or god r real or the bible is true. even if a god is real, who says its ur god it cud b another religions god lol Allah could be the real god or Krishna. other gods have the same chance as being real as your god, if god gave us this brain then y wud he make it so it cud break so easily, chances r Jesus was mentally ill an believed god was talking to him or it was a cult

  • @pacifistworldunity Jesus is a myth like the other gods of the time Zeus Thor Apollo etc there is absolutely no proof dat Jesus or god r real or the bible is true. even if a god is real, who says its ur god it cud b another religions god lol Allah could be the real god or Krishna. other gods have the same chance as being real as your god, if god gave us this brain then y wud he make it so it cud break so easily, chances r Jesus was mentally ill an believed god was talking to him or it was a cult

  • @J0nnyCArr You think there's no proof that Jesus is real? Have you never seen any of the videos about the 11 year old boy who has been to heaven? If you want to see one of those videos, look in my favourites. If you're going to do that, why not watch my featured video as well. It's about a girl who has seen heaven and drawn it.

  • @J0nnyCArr As for "who says its ur god"... I don't know enough about other religions' beliefs to be sure, but maybe we all believe in the same god but have different names for Him.

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  • I'm happy for you because you are happy in your delusions. Angry though, I am not.

  • @dickr4chicks Your name looks like dick4chicks. You know, penises4woman. It's weird.

  • ha! stupid

  • as an athiest heres some word of advice,if your going to piss of anyone it kind of hard to take you seriously with tha slutty dancing you and you friends were doing,further more you cant piss of an thiest,if anything athiest are prbably more into science,wich pretty much excist because everything they do can be backed up by evidence and not just believing in a book.so believe in what you whant but dont piss of anyone,you dont look good and if you dont care,then no one will care about you.

  • mission successful lol

  • lol if some crazy christian started singing at me i would probably piss myself laughing

  • Set is the only god. And he hates me. Hieroglyphics tell me so.

  • omg, bunch of fat girls on a waterbed, funny

  • Lawl piss off an athiest? more like annoy anyone.

  • She's hot so i won't dislike. Won't like it either tough

  • @BondFreek: sci·en·tif·ic Adjective /ˌsīənˈtifik/

    Synonyms:

    adjective: scholarly, sciential

    Based on or characterized by the methods and principles of science

    the scientific study of earthquakes

    Relating to or used in science

    scientific instruments

    Systematic; methodical

    how many people buy food in an organized, scientific way?

  • You are being loved my a decomposed corpse.. that is creepy...

  • hey wait a minute..i saw u in motherless [dot] com !

  • haha--im an atheist but that was kinda funny. ur still an idiot for believing in god tho lol

  • gay

  • Yea Bond freek you got that study wrong... It said people who are less intelligent are more likely to be conservative and religious. And yes this video is annoying, great job. That girls voice made me want to puke.

  • Religion harms the brain according to Scientific American, a study shows that religious belief, especially born again Christians, had brain damage cause by the religious beliefs as compared to non religious people.

  • @chuck1al 1 study. it was NOT scientific. It has already been proven that people with low stress use less brain power at rest than people with high stress. That is a scientific fact! Now people who believe in God & their religion have less stress than people with no faith. That is a statistical fact! Now if you compare an Atheists brain (High stress) & a religious Brain (low Stress) which would have the more active brain while at rest?

  • @BondFreek Sorry but one study is scientific, its the definition of scientific.

  • @chuck1al It's not because of brain damage the brain of a religious person is at ease it's because they have little Stress in their lives. Give a religious man the same puzzles as an atheist man and the brain activity would be dead even. Don’t believe me watch the episode of Mythbusters when they test the myth of how much brain power the average person uses.

  • @BondFreek That's not what the study concluded, religion equals long term negative brain damage. Scientific Daily reported the study at Duke U. You most likely don't understand because of religious brain damage.

  • @chuck1al You’re so gullible it's too funny! The sad thing is you really believe that hate speech printed by the Atheists. I'm a strait A student in College. The only "brain damage I have I got from birth, dyslexia. I'm captain of a debating team, I'm a scientist, an accountant, and I'm a screen writer.

  • @BondFreek Check your logical reasoning.

  • Unless you're a afellow troll then it has no effect at all.

  • Fuck Jesus!!!!!

  • im glad she likes dicks

  • BondFreak.

    What the FUCK are you blithering about?

    U are totally full of shit! The studies you "think" are soooooo important are lies your side fabricates to vainly support their failing structure of lies an deceit.

  • didn't piss me off. made me LOL!

  • You don't need to be an Atheist to be pissed off by how bad that video editing was.

  • What was the point of this video again?

  • I'm sorry for you and the way you where indoctrinated as a child.

    Why did Jesus never write anything, was he illiterate? There is no contemporary evidence for Jesus’ existence or the Bible’s account of his life; no artefacts, dwellings, works of carpentry, self-written manuscripts, court records, eyewitness testimony, official diaries, birth records, reflections on his significance or written disputes about his teachings. Nothing survives from the time in which he is said to have lived.

  • @chuck1al You have not done your home work. There are tons of artifacts, dwellings are often sold and re used just like today and the scriptures are written by eyewitnesses, most official records are mixed in a library that is under strict control. Lots of things survived from Jesus’ time. You would know this if you bothered to do a little research.

  • @BondFreek Well if as you say there are "tons of artifacts" concerning Jesus, produce some of these tons of artifacts.

    What official records do you speak of, that have mixed results.

    What Library is that that is under strict control?

    Name one of the eye witnesses who wrote scripture in the bible.

    The Bible is not self-authenticating; it is simply one of many religious texts.

    You make fanciful claims lets see you back them up.

    I have done research and am waiting your reply .

  • Good for you.

  • what part of this is supposed to make me mad? if you believe in god then that is your right. i'm happy that you feel loved by someone with such great imortance to you. just because i dont believe in god does not make me a hater.

  • BondFreek

    Wow that is what you believe? That is all the same crap theist do if you were really different besides just in your head it would mean something. As it is, it doesn't. Hate the dumbassness not the dumbass.

  • @Bramak17 Thank you for proving my point. You call people names when you can't win an argument with logic and you can't stand people who love God. Sad very sad.

  • @BondFreek You call religion logical!!!!  LMAO

  • jesus is a cunt

  • I'm not pissed off.

  • Three words: What the FUCK

  • WOW! You really did piss them off. That was easy! The responses that you got from this simple video prove that Atheists are not the intellectual superiors they claim to be. They are a bunch of scared children who want to miss behave. They want to commit adultery, dishonor their parents, steel entertainment & software, murder the unborn & much more. but don't want to be punished for it.

  • @BondFreek I know a Christian in my house that likes to download pirated movies off the net :)

  • @agentdark64 I'm not saying we are not sinners.

  • @BondFreek All you've proven is that Christians don't know the difference between 'steal' and 'steel'.

  • @TenWhoWereTaken Your response proves my point.

  • @BondFreek I fail to see how I've proved your point, whereas you've just proved to me that Christians like to make shit up to support their lies.

  • @BondFreek You are one foolish person, if there where a deity and an atheist knew it as you imply. How would they be avoiding punishment? Isn't the deity all knowing (lol) so it would know everything that was done.

    Just some more proof that the MRI's of theists brains. The area of the brain that processes logic and reason is very dim compared to an Atheist brain scan.

    This physical evidence of the harm religion does. I know you won't be able to figure this out, so ask an atheist to explain it.

  • @chuck1al LMAO!!! That is just plain stupid! Who told you that shit? Oh let me guess "an Atheist" LMAO!!!!!! News flash! No such study has ever been performed. It's a lie, bull shit, nonsense, it is bub kiss. You Atheists will make up anything to make your selves feel superior. A political party did that kind of "scientific study" on a group of people once the result was the slaughter of millions of people scientists included.

  • @BondFreek: Here's the study Mr. religious: The article, “Religious factors and hippocampal atrophy in late life,” by Amy Owen and colleagues at Duke University represents an important advance in our growing understanding of the relationship between the brain and religion. The study, published March 30 in PLoS One, showed greater atrophy in the hippocampus in individuals who identify with specific religious groups as well as those with no religious affiliation.

  • @chuck1al If you’re wondering what I'm talking about. The Nazi's dissected Jews brains and Nazi (natural deaths) brains and "compared them". They concluded that Jews had less ridges therefore were less intelligent than Nazis. Sound familiar? Look it up!

  • @BondFreek : Did you see the scientific study on religion and the brain I posted for you. LOL

    And no it doesn't sound familiar, where is your source.

  • @chuck1al You can read about it in the German archives. PS Your article is about one study in an obscure collage. University is just a fancy word for biased organization. Only a person with the IQ of an ameba would believe such research. A person’s intelligence is not affected by a personal belief. Just ask yourself, "Why just this one unpopular University, why not Gail or Harvard? The answer is simple... The Experiment is Bull Shit!

  • @BondFreek You call Duke University an obscure collage!?

    All University's don't run experiments simultaneously you moron.

    ScienceDaily (Feb. 24, 2010) — More intelligent people are statistically significantly more likely to exhibit social values and religious and political preferences that are novel to the human species in evolutionary history. Specifically, liberalism and atheism.

  • @chuck1al LOL LOL LOL!!!! You don't even know what obscure means!!! LOL LOL LOL! If only you were smart enough to realize when you are sounding hypocritical… LOL!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh! I needed that!!!

  • @BondFreek Duke University is not obscure, it's the polar opposite of obscure.

    obscured past participle; obscured past tense; obscures 3rd person singular present; obscuring present participle

    Keep from being seen; conceal

    gray clouds obscure the sun

    Make unclear and difficult to understand

    the debate has become obscured by conflicting ideological perspectives

    Overshadow

    none of this should obscure the skill, experience, and perseverance of the workers

  • @BondFreek What German archives do you speak of.

  • @BondFreek ScienceDaily (Feb. 24, 2010) — More intelligent people are statistically significantly more likely to exhibit social values and religious and political preferences that are novel to the human species in evolutionary history. Specifically, liberalism and atheism.

  • @BondFreek Obviously your comprehension skills are lacking, if you concluded that from the article.

  • Yes ur dear jesus loves u .... can't say the same thing about the rest of humanity... lets say.. the other 5 BILLIONS who don't believe that his ass is goin to save them... Job already taken by other salesmen :)

  • I would fuck all dem bitches

  • Jesus hates bad lip sync and white girls crumping :(

  • This video did not piss me off at all. If it's you singing, I think you have a nice voice :).

  • THINK THE GOV AND HOLLYWOOD FOR THE BRAINWASHING SO SAD,LESEN TO ONE SONG AND YOU MAY CHANGE YOUR MIND AVENGED7FOLD NIGHTMARE WITH LYIRCS AND YES THAY SOLD THERE SOULS THAY SAY IT, THEM SELFS THAT IF YOU LESEN TO THERE MUSIC YOU ARE A FOOL ,I ONLY THINK OF THIS SONG CUZ I USE TO LOVE IT TELL I WOKE UP. THAY ARE DESTROYING GODS CREATION AND THAY WILL TELL YOU THIS IT IS WAT THAY ARE PAYED TO DO DESTROYING YOU)AND THE WORLD SEEK TRUTH NOT NEWS ON TV THE SAME PEOPLE OWN EVERYTHING AND WE OWN NOTHIN

  • Damn troll

  • Annoying...

  • It did not piss me off, Did I do something wrong?

  • he loves us all some accept it some dont oh well there choice they choose not to know god or his love

  • @RVGmetallicasaw IT SADS ME SO BAD TO SEE OUR CHILDREN BEING USED AND BRAIN WASHED BY THIS SYSTEM

  • It really is astonishing to me that thinking and feeling people argue about some image anyone has made up of god. If the biblical god was truely somewhere I would send him to his hell because only in 2010, 7.6 million children under five died and the christian almighty god did not move a finger. This is evidence that your image of god is a complete fault. Now this appeals to any image of any god of any religion. I would not be proud of a god like this nor would I count on his love.

  • @start4life dude he gave us free will and leaves us to our own devices wich is why there are rules and a reward and a punishment so we must choose how to react to things and remember he loves us all but hey at least some of tjose kids are with him in love and in peace and eternal bliss

  • @RVGmetallicasaw Riiight.

    "I gave you free will. NOW DO EXACTLY AS I TELL YOU. Don't do as I do, do as I say! No, I won't give anyone proof that I exist. You have to take everything on "faith"!"

    LOGICAL?

  • @DGneoseeker1 (God speaking) "Now, I know you think life is cruel and all, with everything that happens to you humans, but I'm just trying to test you one and all. Those who live the way I want will go to heaven. Yes, I am all powerful but I'm not going to stop Satan. He's doing some good for you humans, teaching you a good lesson. And that's not cruel." Oh, wait, he doesn't talk to us any more. I guess that was my christian friend...oh yeah it was.

  • @RVGmetallicasaw : If God is all knowing and has a plan for each of us, then we don't have free will. Explain that one Jesus freak.

  • well erm ... good for you i guss ?

  • wow im so pissed off AHHH rage

  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAKEITSTOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOP!!!

  • :26 the girl in the blue looks like she's jacking ppl off onto herself, this is what you get when you don't fuck the fat/ugly chicks

  • Technically Jesus loves women less then men. Women are considered living property to the bible, such as cattle or pets.

  • @dickr4chicks Jesus loves me this I know, for africa birthed me with aids, all my brothers and sisters dying, as I sit here continue frying, all the bodies of the dead, its the only way I can be fed. Jesus loves me this I know

  • This was satire right? No? If no ... houston ... we have a problem. "An atheist can fly you to the moon ... a person of faith can fly you into a building." I'm just saying. Hey kid, don't spend all of that Jesus love in one place ... spread a little of that love around ... don't worry .. you can always ask for fogiveness *wink

  • Just remember that when you get a divorce or fired and dont complain. Hell don't complain ever about anything cause jesus loves you. :/

  • @vegastjg But don't spend all that love at once!

  • Uhh...wut?  As an atheist, I'm officially not pissed off by this. A bit confused as for why I should care, but pissed? Again, wut?

  • i use to sing that song then i "woke up"

  • lol a god that made hell for these who didnt believe in him cuz they didnt see him he already knows thats so why he never show himself and his problem will be done? seems really stupid to even think about or say thats a loving god

    that like unjust king

  • take a cock in your ass

  • god hates us all, because slayer say's so

  • Santa loves me this I know...

  • Well I watched and I listened and then I chuckled to myself but I`m certainly not pissed off. But I do pity you and feel sorry for the fact that you feel you have to love god, because if you don`t you will burn in hell for all eternity.

  • Well I'm amazing not pissed off.

  • i just love how the bible says if you don't believe in something thats completely baseless and its primary form of proof is a book written and rewritten and misinterpreted constantly by various people of varying degrees of social control and power.

    Then you're going to burn in hell forever and ever and ever, that's love. I love puppies so much that if they don't do what i say I cook them slowly in the oven.

  • They're not really even kinda sorta a little bit maybe not even in an alternate universe bizzaro kinda different if only it would make it better if they you know were like a little hotter then they were totally epically stupendously beyond belief amazingly unbelievably truly humongously assininely moronically fuckingly stupid

  • how to piss off a christian bitch:

    FUCKDICKSHITCUNDBITCHFAGHELLCO­CKPUSSYfag

  • and this should piss of atheist WHY exactly...LOL...atheists preffer to be loved by REAL people,,NOT imaginary ones !!

  • If you believe in God surly you must also believe in the Devil, do you think he doesn't love you too, in his own way? maybe he does, where's his songs?

  • I'm glad that this video lasts for only 44 seconds, because I couldn't handle any more. Not funny to me at least, just dumb.

  • anyway... I still would 'do' all four of them. On after another... or simultaneously. What ever they'll prefer.

  • Spanish inqustion you all have blood on your hands.

  • Yep. Jesus loves his baby lambs.. He's a good shepherd. Guess whats on the menu. Veil.

  • This didn't piss me off, if anything it made me burst out laughing!

  • that song brainwashes children... and this is a pretty lame way of pissing of an atheist, dumby

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  • speed up for auto tune :d

  • That's just lame.

    And I'm god. and I don't like you.

    And Jesus was gay, he couldn't have loved you. But he's dead thank me.

  • Whens the last time you saw a video entitled "nobody loves me: how to piss off a christian"? Those darn Christians are so gosh darn slow its adorable!

  • Unconditional Love

    WITH CONDITIONS

  • @Tykeronia no conditions :)

  • @KezzaForChrist Unless you're gay or retarded, then you're going to burn in hell. Yay!

  • Oh well.That happens when you take the body of an adult and put a child's brain in it.

  • lame

  • No, you'r confused, that's what gets theists all hot and sticky bothered.

  • Here is the best way to make an atheist angry:

    Make everyone in the world (somehow) act like they believe in god. I don't know why it would make them angry, maybe they are just stupid and think they should control other people's believes and thoughts?

  • @Lucifera4 whereas the thought of spreading religion has never crossed a Christian's mind :p I just wish they would stop knocking at my door as soon as I get into the shower!

  • @hypedpotential that is always annoying :)

  • Girls like Jesus cause he was hung like this. (Mental picture cum on!)

  • this is a silly video! =p

  • I once choreographed a dance, in which I removed layers of clothes until I was left with a Chiquita Banana top and jeans, to a song called "Jesus is My Friend". I'm an atheist. Am I going to hell?

  • Jesus tells you he loves you so he won't hurt your feelings. The truth is, he's been seeing someone else. As it turns out, the bible had it all wrong, Judas was "hung", just not in the biblical sense.

  • Huh?

  • Im an atheist and im not pissed of.

  • the bible also tells you that you are a second class citizen.

  • Um, how is this supposed to piss off an atheist?

  • You're loved by your imaginary friend in your head, who is so kind and forgiving and knows you so well.

  • Lol, this song is child abuse. You're telling your kids to accept authoritarian arguments instead of learning to think.

  • Actually jesus, afterlife, god, these things are doubtful. Look for them see what I mean.

  • I don't understand this video.

  • Nice mosaic of Jesus... but why is he depicted as a white Caucasian in it?

  • Jesus.~ Whipped, beaten and nailed to the cross.

    Thor ~ Masterfully wields the most powerful magical hammer.

    Any questions?

  • You are as great a philosopher as you are a cinematic professional.

  • Im far from a cultist.. If yah want one of those go ask a catholic or a pagan ;-)

  • I am not pissed, but rather sympathetic to your weak mind that refuses to use logic when dealing with unknown and spiritual thoughts. Jesus loves you because the bible tells you so? Do you also believe in slavery and multiple wives because the bible tells you so?

  • Go looking for god and you will find him... All the comments you write are what you have concucted in your minds and all your accusations are actually without fact or research. Go looking... Unless your afraid that tou find something you dont like

  • @BigCalSuth go looking? like all the cosmologist astronomers and physicists out there and their one purpose in life was to find the truth, went looking for god in the details and found a whole new world that god had nothing to do with, in this process the great minds came to believe less in god then they did before. please explain that and stop sounding like a cultist. this thinking is no better then Scientology or believing in Santa, its erroneous!

  • I'm atheist... wtached the whole thing... didnt bother me... you're a hopeless christian.. i feel bad for you...

  • This would be far more likely to piss off a music aficionado..

  • This reminded me of my bumper sticker. "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole" lol can't stop laughing! Also, dickr4chicks? You are definitely a troll. There is no way a Theist would have a name like dickr4chicks.

  • How epically stupid are you all? Prove any of this blithering of these last two stupid comments.

  • @sleazybtd its God that brings people to him. You have to help yourselves for startes... Aint my job to make christians of people... That is Gods job all he needs is for people to wake up and answer the call