may i introuduce our new light reconosence vehicle, it has four inch armor plating, mag bumper suspention, a mounted machine gunner posision and total seating for 3, gentelmen this is the M12 LRV...... i like to call it the warthog.
So let me get this right. You just blatantly copy-pasted an episode of Red vs. Blue, altered it slightly, then threw your name over it. What an asshole.
general: want to guess , why i called you here, to-day soldier: um, is it because the wars over and your sending us home general: thats exactly it private wars over we won turns out your the big hero were gonna hold a parade in your honor i get to drive the float and simons here is in charge of confetti soldier: im no stranger to sarcasm sir general: gosh dang it private shut your mouth or ill have simons slit your throat while you sleep simons: oh i would do it to
That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're going to have a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here... IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
"A Walrus."
TharTassakahn 1 week ago
1:50
RaleighDelk 1 month ago
on most of the halo games, if you look closely at the tires, it says PUMA on the tire xD
dansondelta3 2 months ago
Sarge: Stop makin up animals or I'll have Simmons here slit oyur throat while your asleep.
Simmons: Oh I'd do it too.
Best part ever lol!
Rimm76294 2 months ago
may i introuduce our new light reconosence vehicle, it has four inch armor plating, mag bumper suspention, a mounted machine gunner posision and total seating for 3, gentelmen this is the M12 LRV...... i like to call it the warthog.
TheMarvelman14 3 months ago
Simmons:Shotgun!
Griff:Shotgun! Oh Fuck!
Thelastsurvivor13 4 months ago
What's that animal that's suckin all the blood out of the livestock?
Chupacabra, sir.
Yeah, how about that? Chupa-thingy!
kornyrocker 4 months ago
i want a puma, and have you noticed the ay ALLWAYS argue to see who drives shotgun, WHO wants to go shotgun when theres a turret??
luizbernard000 5 months ago
@luizbernard000 the person on the turret gets shot at first
jiggyhig123 5 months ago
@jiggyhig123 still its a turret!
luizbernard000 5 months ago
Dont you mean the puma?
Sasuke9482 6 months ago
1 guy wanted to leave the name at M12-LRV.
DarthFrogger 6 months ago
ITS A PUMA
738kathleena 7 months ago
Just played this because my friend had a puma shirt
TheFXGuy 8 months ago
So let me get this right. You just blatantly copy-pasted an episode of Red vs. Blue, altered it slightly, then threw your name over it. What an asshole.
ModestMagician 8 months ago
mtwildfl0wer 9 months ago
Uhh you mean like the shoe company?
I'm obsessed with Puma shoes. Classic episode <3
SideWays8Productions 11 months ago
Didnt i just tell you to stop makin up animals!
ZivkoC 11 months ago
@ZivkoC yeah Chupa thingy
beamerball666 10 months ago
That's exactly it, Private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're going to have a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here... IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!!!
Shotgun! Shotgun! Fuck.
TotalBunghole 11 months ago
i got all 8 seasons for christmas!! :D
chickengonturkey8 1 year ago 15
@mont1994 lol
justin808ish 1 year ago
sarge hey meta i have a question for u before u kill me see that thing over there does that look like a big cat. the last ep was so great
jamespatrick15 1 year ago
this is the fucking funniset thing ive ever heard
robertkatrina 1 year ago
I get to drive the float. And Simmons is in charge of confetti...
theultimatefakename 1 year ago 18
@theultimatefakename can you put that in a memo and title it SHIT I ALREADY KNOW!
-Sarge
burnin8tor88 1 year ago
@theultimatefakename im no stranger to sarcasm
TenthSgtSnipes 11 months ago
Shotty! Shotty....fuck lolmaorofl!!!
Ruzty101 1 year ago
i love this episode
Kev835 2 years ago
fucking awesome
SPARTANv4i1 2 years ago
Isn't complete without chupathingy. =[
Still, RvB's downright gold.
H34rtofFire 2 years ago
its a puma!!
ethanmiles20 3 years ago