long live raptor jesus

[mkswat666]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh reaptor es y raptor seraaaaaaaaa raptor jesus!!!!!!!! me salvo de enbarazar a mi novia !°!!

[SinDawg030]

Raptor Jesus doth command thee to PARTY HARD

[tipenux]

What is this poo?

[raymysterio98]

BULLSHIT

[SRStrollisSRS]

@StigmataFox f16 by simon patterson

[Knarta]

@SRStrollisSRS Thank you so much, and hail Raptor Jesus

[puppetmaster68]

any one know the real source ?

[Bram25]

When people cry for Raptor Jesus; TSUNAMI!

[fcpictures]

RAPTOR JESUS!!!

[burubudur12345]

I AM SAVED!

[LikethewindLTW]

HE WENT EXTINCT FOR YOUR SINS TO FIGHT ROBOT ZOMBIE NAZIS. PAY HOMAGE!

[screaminyellowmadnes]

Are YOU prepared for the velocirapture? If you watched the video all the way through, you are.

[alesuke7guitar]

#WTF

[cookiemonster9052]

Praise Raptor Jesus!

[zerdling]

ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS! PRAISE HIM HE IS OUR JURASSIC LORD! HAIL HAIL HAIL!

[xxSpike1989xx]

all follow the blonde kids example bow before raptor jesus, im on my knee's while typing this comment!!! all hail raptor jesus!

[btk88]

. #LOL Raptor Jesus 4 Life! #FTW

[Taxemicshadow]

Those that praise raptor jesus bow down!

[cowlord120]

27 people don't know the holy power of raptor jesus and his soul cleansing raves

[Zarniwooper]

Bless us, O Raptor Lord, and these, your gifts, which we are about to receive from thy merciful talons. Through the bounty of Raptor Christ, our Cretaceous Lord. Amen.

[xXxAllOrNothinxXx]

Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers shall be saved.

[nuahsx]

in the original video, where people really crying over jesus? are kids being raised to be that fucking delusional? holy shit

[Bubbleriderlbp]

WTF IS THIS FROM?!?!??! HAHAHAHAH xD

[Toddlo19721]

Raptor Jesus... whoever started this is an idiot... Jesus Christ is the Jesus... :D I'm Christian, so lick my butt if you trololol... "Let's Kill Raptor Jesus" is more like it...

[Knarta]

@Toddlo19721 How dare you say that! Raptor Jesus died million years ago to save us! He is our Lord, no one is aloud to say such things! All hail Raptor Jesus!

[Toddlo19721]

@Knarta All kill the Raptor... Jesus Christ is real... idiots...

[memohavok]

@Toddlo19721 Jesus christ is real? Hhahahahaa, thats the stupidest thing i have ever heard. Where is the act of birth or any proof? Our lord raptor jesus left his bones to prove he existed. LONG LIVE RAPTOR JESUS!!!

[memohavok]

@Toddlo19721 You are a fag. Raptor jesus is the only true god. Raptor jesus is our savior.

[Toddlo19721]

@memohavok Oh, shut it you cock licking cunt.

[MrKen2501]

@Toddlo19721 how dare you, you really don't understand what Raptor Jesus did for you?

[Toddlo19721]

@MrKen2501 Read the Bible... Bitch.

[MrKen2501]

@Toddlo19721 i did, did you too? didn't you see raptor jesus?

[MrKen2501]

@Toddlo19721 i did, did you too? didn't you see raptor jesus?

[Toddlo19721]

@MrKen2501 Nope, i saw him burned by God's will, ending his stupid life, and starting ours.

Im done, trolololol me all you want, gayfuckstupids.

[atheistsoul]

@Toddlo19721 Wow for someone that has READ the bible you don't know much about it? "Neither shall you bear false witness against your neighbor." Catechism 2464–2513.

I'm sorry but looks like you are going to hell for breaking one of the commandments. now I've got a Raptor-rave to get to!

[MrKen2501]

@Toddlo19721 but raptor jesus is god, silly non-believer you will understand one day

[Blahblahblaafmn]

@Toddlo19721 You MUST be a troll. No one is this butthurt for their god that they can't even endure humor. Oh wai-

Oh, and lol at not knowing whether "jesus" or "christ" meant savior.

[roachcoach]

I BELIEVE

[CyGothGuido]

I LOVE THIS SONG!! WHO IS THE ARTIST??

[Renshato]

what is the clip from?

[ZOMGkenny]

@Renshato The video is from Jesus Camp

[zvillastfrancis20]

i come for the saving, i stay for the raving

[reptomicus]

Blessed are the squamous, for they are red in tooth and claw.

It is easier to fit a T-Rex into a pair of spandex shorts, than for a mammal to enter the kingdom of heaven.

[footballidiot57]

This guy is amazing. He throws sweet rave parties and plays Astro Empires.

[CalicoVall]

@footballidiot57 ASTRO EMPIRES!?!?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?!!?

[chica476]

Raptor PINGAS!

[MusashiYebemeto]

All hail the Raptor Jesus!

[CaptCamping]

As written in the book of Pteros, chapter 15

[crowman1979]

They must have screwed up when they were editing the bible. It was get ready for the Raptor, not Rapture.

[Charmolution]

I would weep too at a raptor Jesus rave.

[LikethewindLTW]

HE WENT EXTINCT FOR OUR SINS ONLY TO BATTLE ROBOT NAZIS... assholes

[fohos]

I used to be an atheist, then I found raptor jesus.

[dingles4breakfast]

@fohos

Amen, brethren!

[TabbyAngie]

OH MY DAYS RAPTOR JESUS HAS BWOOBZ! I knew He was really a She ;)

[DukeNukenum]

All who do not praise Raptor Jesus will rot in the fiery intestines of T-Rex Muhammad!!! He went extinct for your sins, blasmephers!!!1

[starvingartist1987]

Oh my Raptor Jesus, yes!

[chicken6049]

Fuck..someone needs to make this an actual religion.

[crazymonkey186]

YES!!!

[dude018219293]

I came for the savin', but stayed for the ravin'

[slayer692009]

Alleluia!

[sascachuhuan]

lol

whats the name of the music?

[staberind]

Who gives a shit about your opinions on what a "good christian" is?

focus on reality and try to be a good human.

& go to a raptorave.

[doomsday19821982]

i come for the saving, but i stay for the raving.

[BboyMC]

Raptorjezus is my lord.

[Breakingangels]

HOLY SHIT IM WATCHING JESUS CAMP RIGHT NOW!!! IM HIGH AS FUUUUUCK AND ItS SCARING ME

[XM8rifle]

@Breakingangels OMG UR SO COOL

[XM8rifle]

atheists are assholes but this is funny

[ThatSmoothOperator]

@XM8rifle You must be an atheist. A good Christian wouldn't use such vulgar and hating words himself.

[XM8rifle]

@ThatSmoothOperator No, atheists ARE assholes. They act like they can prove that there isn't a god. I'm irreligious, not an atheist, christfag, agnostic, muslim, buddhist, hindu, flying spagghetti monster, satanist,

[cCrazyMouse]

@ThatSmoothOperator A good Christian wouldn't rely on people to approve of him by his religion either. A man, whether religious or not, is always judged by his actions, not his religion. If anything, I can't stand when people think they are fine if they believe in God, but do sinful things and not apologize. Sickening.

[AmanitaPersicina]

@cCrazyMouse A "good Christian" does not believe in religion, they just believe in Gods word. Man made religion to conquer other nations, bring about change in a horrible way. If I remember correctly the Bible says religion is "caring for widows and children" but man has gone on murderous crusades, witch hunts, etc in Gods name. Man realized the power of using Gods name to carry out their evil deeds, they took advantage of this.

[pur3vill]

whats the actual video called

[Dkc3]

PAAARRAAAISE OWA LOWWED AND SAVYA RAPTA JAYSUS. 

[TheEnviroFriend]

you know some people dont believe in raptor jesus? its just so wrong.

too many raptorian adults are fat and lazy.

[YellowNuh]

tr00.

[liberator279]

the girl crying lawl

[reload95]

i never believed in raptors until now

[strongbadman2]

lolsenorgiflol

[universalmusac]

I believe in Raptor Jesus

[sonicspeed011]

PRAZE TEH LORD LOL!

[samzachbros]

i never wanted a religion........until now

[joliponey]

amazing :D

[Tclay43]

if you attended 2 sermons one for christianity and raptoranity, 99.9% of people will go for raptoranity

[Horusthebetrayer]

LONG LIVE RAPTOR JESUS!!!!!!!!!

[aaateam111]

Whats wrong with you people ahaha

[nachoguy5]

May Raptor Jesus be with you

[stitch99]

@nachoguy5

And also with you.

[stang46l]

And Raptor Jesus is seated at the right claw of Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[silverwolfpacora]

He became extinct for our sins.

[CINcinTM]

Raptor Jesus became excinted for our sins!

[aaateam111]

Curse

[BabyGirlGoddess]

Raptor Jesus has awesome raves...

[imthatguyyy]

for some reason this makes me want to dance

[brnsktingdieskting18]

...probably because simon patterson is one of the sickest djs in trance, lol

[imthatguyyy]

HE LIVES!!! HE LIVESSSSSSSS!!!

[brnsktingdieskting18]

song: Simon Patterson- F16

[MrTouchShriek]

My life was lost until Raptor Jesus saved me. His prehistoric majesty will reign supreme and cleanse the Internets for all time.

[LikethewindLTW]

@MrTouchShriek He went extinct for our sins. The word of the Lord; KRRAAH

[NAA5]

Lol what is the video from?

[lilspite]

jesus camp

[Pachincala]

whast going on whit those kids really??

[reznor07]

They are praising raptor jesus as the video describes.

[ArgusPlexus]

...why...

[Brakzar]

Man they are feeling the power of Raptor Jesus!

[an7g9i]

the girl closing her eyes like she is praying, makes this whole thing rly weird

[lilspite]

she's crying and praying. its from jesus camp

[angellife21]

This is great!

[uuarman]

May we all be saved in the Velocirapture.

[Horusthebetrayer]

@uuarman Amen brother. Amen.

[kevinbrueck]

Raptor Jebus is my co-pilot!!!!

[TirionFordring991]

who the fuck is raptor jesus?

nvm nice video its very funny

[mikimi101]

Lmao!

[rofltasticlol]

LONG LIVE RAPTOR JESUS!!

[2prize]

dont watch this when your high!

[TheDrowningDuck96]

don't watch this or you'll get high

[ArgusPlexus]

lol

[IRETROGAMER]

at raptor jesus church you have sweet raves with a killer light show that will bring tears to little girls . ALL HAIL RAPT0R JEBUS!!!!1111

[JohnJB89]

All praise to Raptor Jesus, but all glory to the Hypnotoad.

[XxkillerxXful]

Wow Christian these days xD

[merolleiro]

WTF He went extinct for our sins!!111

[LikethewindLTW]

He went extinct for our sins and he will save us from the robot Nazi's who are also zombies only having to combat Chuck Norris.

The word of the lord: Kwraraaaaaaaaar

[2149997]

I feel blessed !

[vennominon22]

lol i just realized, that blood hair boy on the ground kneeling....he looks an afull like the kid that got that blastoise card xD

[DerekWolfHarvey]

Wish i had an MP3 of this

[raunchbear]

I wanna go to Raptor Jesus camp!!

[Loa4EVER]

Raptor Jesus!

[8bitsexscene]

lol wtf

[ItTakes22Lie]

omg this is total proof he exists...christians have no way to disprove him now

[Quisling1989]

Not only is Raptor Jesus is my savior, but he has awesome raves as well.

[Superfudgeism]

@Quisling1989 His X is his salvation, and it is nigh at hand!

[nofiction]

@Quisling1989 lol

[NrowaEND]

I love you raptor jesus!

[SeppukuDoll]

He faced extinction for our sins.

[nxc42]

All bow down to raptor jesus for he is our savior

[Godchaos5]

Now, I believe in Raptor Jesus.

[JesusIsRaptor]

HE IS DIVINE <3

[unicyclebabyguy]

i want you to know that this really touched my life. with all the killing and destruction in the world today its good to know that raptor jesus waits for us. believe.

[magog1138]

FUCK! Meant to give you a thumbs up.

Fail.

[nachoguy5]

@unicyclebabyguy =)

[TheUnpromisedOne]

All Praise be to Raptor Jesus! ;_;

[quleughy]

I'm in your bases killing your mans.

[ShutUpH00ker]

RAPEtor Jesus sez: Suffer all the little children that CUM upon me.

[tHecOmMeNtErSrEtUrN]

lol you got 3+

[dryce]

kick ass

[Sconz32]

I love you Raptor Jesus

[HardBodyNyC]

All praise Tyranno Satan!!!!!!!

[TERRyHUANd]

thus is not rte 4 the buddhism

[L0rdOfTh3Fl13s]

hail raptor jesus

kill the christians

hail the raptor

[Interioroutbreak69]

"raptor jesus doesn't exist"

lol what an idiot, not only does raptor jesus exist, but he went extinct for our sins. Only fools do not beleive in him.

Praise raptor jesus.

[jonomurphy3]

It would have to be the enemy of the raptor, which is that hunter dude :P

[mafoofoo12]

song name?

[CaricatureManDotCom]

Raptor Jesus Rules !

[AburameFifox]

what's the name of the song?

[Shades90]

Us followers of Raptor Jesus don't go to mass to pay our respect, we RAVE!

[zoetheunicorn]

Holy shit. That blond kid looks like he is praying whilst crapping. :3

[lokimed]

penis

[dnova123]

HAIL THE TRUE JESUS!!!!!!!!!! honestly go on facebook and look up the event Raptor Faith Day, it is a day to show your faith to raptor jesus :)

[Bagirek123]

People! Dont be blind! All Hail Raptor Jesus!

[nilsjevivderilsje]

AAAAAAALLLL HAAAAAAAAIL!!!

[phantombrickthrower]

Raptor Jesus gave me pills.

[Interioroutbreak69]

Raptor Jesus has shown me the light.

ALL PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS! ALL HAIL OUR TRUE SAVIOUR!

I BELIEVE!