Celebrity Autobiography - Kristen Wiig reads Suzanne Somers

[hallbr10]

honestly. .. im confused

[Vladiniho]

00:15 hahahah boop on her butt yeaaa

[Vladiniho]

@Vladiniho

idiot 00.13

[Vladiniho]

@Vladiniho

lol

00:13

[babyxlove17]

thumbs up if sara bareilles sent you here! (:

[BlessThisMess20]

43 people are Suzanne Somers fans

[mjoee9]

Sara sent me here!

[MsMichelleBelle]

She really wrote that?!?! That's CRAZY!!!

[MsCuriosity9]

I would TOTALLY marry Kristen Wiig. She is soooo funny! and she's beautiful!

[SuperMegaUberGenius]

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every type we tjrow massive how bout you dont tell us no fly zone mofo

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from liberal douchebags from the acid pelosi years

[lunakick12]

are all these poems improv?

[Iskander0027]

Gold. Pure gold.

[earinsoff]

Kristin is the best, Kene and Adam blow!

[themilyandjackie]

i love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SHES AMAZING

[proudgirl]

"But whee l-h-h-ovved."

[itzjoeymac]

Kristin's not the ONLY reason SNL is rockin' again. She's the BEST reason.

[natediggitydog85]

hahaha he gave her a lil butt tap XD

[OzTerri]

she doesn't need to say a word .. and it speaks a million. brilliant and wiig-iant.

[LH270677]

All joking aside, she has a lovely speaking voice.

[vsilver839]

She needs to do the audio version of this book...i'd buy that

[DCausicM]

she looks a bit like dobby

[VietHetzer]

anyone catch that ass slap at 0:14? Stud.

[wdsa8d]

a tone-and-timing virtuoso. what a gem she is in comedy

[phillies2008wsc]

i'd let her give my dick a ride for a while.

[manganzoncineymusica]

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[sarasnee7]

I wish they wouldn't waste it on dogs.

[paulwells26]

The only poetry worse than that douchebag is Jewels.

[7shakeNbake]

@paulwells26 is what Kristen reading somer's actual book? every word of it?

[7shakeNbake]

@paulwells26 ohhh, ok i get it, Kristen is adding stuff to it....

[griiseknoen]

Ha ha ha ... But.. oh my God... Suzanne´s poetry is actually pretty damn GOOD!!!

[luluberyllium]

@griiseknoen are you kidding me!? That was some of the shittiest, freshman in college poetry I've ever heard. 99% of all poetry is bullshit.

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

I love watching her on SNL I really hope she grows out of SNL after she is done there and does more comedy films but for now i hope SNL keeps her for a very long time!

[newintown024]

i have a huge celebrity crush on her...HUGE CRUSH

[newintown024]

i have a huge celebrity crush an her...HUGE CRUSH

[bronzekitty26]

God, please.... have Tina Fey read Sarah Palin's book. Please...

[mwilson345]

Oh man you can't make this stuff up. But really, even though the material is so good to work with, Wiig's pauses and selective emphasis make this one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.

[chiefplay27]

@mwilson345 Does this make you as happy as dicso? Did you ever go to Pongos? I think I met you there in 1976?

[Postelini]

Kristen is constantly funny and not only sometimes like a lot of other female comedians

[kennebacasiskyle]

this is the first i've heard of celebrity autobiography... what an awesome idea, this was hilarious!

[itzjoeymac]

She saved SNL

[speier]

@itzjoeymac i first read "she shaved snl"

[EppsIIBookClub]

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[3billion3]

You could read any book, and make it look bad. Suzanne Somers paid me to type this comment.

[adoptedheart24]

so damm funny, love her

true actress and comic

[SuperMsChardonnay]

She looks pretty with brunette hair, she shud keep it!

[alphacause]

Before Tina Fey and Kristin Wiig came onto the scene I didn't find women all that funny as comedians. These women can hold their own against any male comic.

[jonathanjoey]

One of my favourite things on youtube x

[jamesy12211]

'i wish they wouldn't waste it on dogs' lol funny as!!

[itzjoeymac]

She's right up there with Gilda and Carol Burnett

[jcStarkravingmad]

Kristen could be the best female cast member ever in the show ...every word is comedy gold ......

[kirstie337]

my god i don't know who allowed this book to ever be published, but i'm so glad they did bc kristen wiig, you are genius!

[theunit32]

i bet she's nuts in the sack.

[lmfpmj]

God I love Kristen so much xD

[lovelee182]

@3:34: dont do that...

[uuuultra]

she has got a great ass!

She's a natural blonde and blue eyed.....there has to be a God for something so beautiful to exist.

[micjman]

they should enlist tina fey so she could read sarah palin's book

[Anon060]

... i wish they didn't waste it on dogs. what

[nobullshitsvp]

perfectly creased co-ordinated casuals....... we parried for a time.......

[missyazzybaby]

i can't believe this was published, but now we know why.

so it could be read outloud by kristen wiig -she just had to say "but we loved" like that. got me cracking UP

[Glueman71]

Kristen Wiig makes crazy look sexy

[Kizzyisgod]

agreed she is the only thing thats finally random about SNL and its not all political any more thank god!

[janusdouble]

...I wish they wouldn't waste it on dogs hehe classic.

[tangerinegirl59]

haha is it me or did it look like he hit her butt at 0:15??

[G58]

I really like the last one. It touched me in a place where I had no more energy to appreciate anything or to laugh. But it left me with a mental picture of an over tanned blonde reclining in a tasteless whore's crib and, god help me a fucking houseboy

[dwbear7]

Susan Summers is a poet genius! I'm glad to see her work being taken with earnest.

[altcountryguitar]

I'm old enough to remember Steve Allen doing a dramatic reading of the lyrics to "Get A Job", and this bit by Kristen Wiig is right in that pocket. Great deadpan.

Pardon me for getting all Nostradamus on your asses, but I'll flat guarantee that there's an Oscar nomination or two in Kristen Wiig's future. Anybody with her sense of comic timing---give 'em the right dramatic role and they'll knock it out of the park. She's a Tom Hanks or Robin Williams waiting to happen.

[WhiteFlowerLei76]

Kristen is awesome.

[Leohanks]

She's the best, but Pedrad, Hader and Armisen are good too. And Abby is cute!

[chucknchar]

hey, i love suzanne

[WinstonRed]

love should never be wasted on dogs

[kop262]

She is crazy hot in some way that i don't understand. I watch her in ghost town all the time. Those twoe scenes one wheres shes talking about her spray tan and the other when she keeps intterupting ricky gervais in attempt to cover up that he died. Man something about her is so damn sexy, i wish i could explain it but i can't.

[DjGyroGuru]

@kop262 For some reason i think she is hot. She looks nothing like a pornstar or anything, idk why.

[kingnek]

i want her to suck my dick

[mattymacg09]

like she has time to find it

[Fersomling]

I like to give her something.

[haolekillah]

she is the hottest

[JasonCovich]

She is deep and hilarious

[LuKasAV6]

Her facial expression at 2:56 says, "what in the hell did I just read?!" Love her!

[Spunky387]

i would marry kristen wiig.

though i like men.

[queen1414]

omg shes ammmaaaaazzzinnnggg

[EJsmama09]

Kristen Wiig is comedic gold.

[briziaalexa]

man she is so hot and funny what a combo

[mattfirebird]

3:17 "...but one thing is for sure if anyone has any extra love, even a heartbeat, or a touch or two, I wish they wouldn't waste it on dogs."

If there was a canine in the audience I hope it's ego wasn't hurt too bad.

[blackbeard246]

Giiillly! Did you just try and read sexual poetry?

[queen1414]

only reason i wach snl is her

[wgmhottie11551]

@queen1414 shes the only good one left on there!

[acr08807]

@queen1414 Suzanne Somers is on SNL?

[sauceykat]

@queen1414 ditto! She's the only reason to watch SNL, she needs her own show a la Carol Burnett!

[ITHEREONETHATHASNT]

@sauceykat That would be a great idea.

[justanotherusername8]

I could watch this for another hour, so funny!!

[cirvine11]

Cruel... but freakin hillarious!

[mistymax34]

Kristen Wiig is brilliant. She can make anything funny. I know the audience is just laughing at her and not at the book.

[Sconz32]

Suzanne Somers is a genius.

[jay08641]

She's totally hot, and extremely funny :)

What's up with the swat on the butt at 00:16? LOL

[unfluster]

What's a "swat" ?

[jay08641]

"swat: to hit with a sharp slapping blow usually with an instrument"...

If you go to 00:16 in the video he swats her on the butt with a book. Which makes me jealous because i really want to spank her :)

[unfluster]

I completely missed it. (I thought "swat" was slang for something more "purple" in nature.)

Thanks...

[rg0057]

It'll probably be the houseboy.

[ICONICFREEDOM]

Who is Kristen Wiig?

[omgwahoo]

are you crazy? she's the best part of SNL right now.

[Erbabe91]

totally agree!

[leddedzephed]

Fuck that. Andy Samberg is the best part of SNL.

[omgwahoo]

lol well duh samberg's wicked too.

kristen just does THE best impersonations.

although the digital shorts are usually the only good actual sketches nowadays.

[leddedzephed]

Naw dawg most of her characters are just awkward and annoying.

[FreeBobbyZ]

This is so funny!! I want to watch more please!

[willluvsthe411]

WILLLUVSTHE411 HERE ON YOUTUBE!!!

[DirtyGhettoKid10516]

i like men

[proposals]

Seriously? If Kristen Wiig didn't make up the parts about dogs and the houseboy... Suzanne Somers is kind of a comedic genius, isn't she?

[woneal]

Goddamn Kristen Wiig is awesome. I love her.

[jrguillaume]

You are a clever one, I would love to see your comedy routine westmeat.

[jrguillaume]

Assuredly, you have no friends.

[SamaTheGreat]

Smack that ass.

[RubiToday]

Don't waste your love on dogs! hahaha

[twinlorna]

She's great on SNL too.

[milkandholywater]

i can't believe she's believe she's actually being communicable. judging just by her parts in SNL, i thought she was incapable of speaking a complete sentence.

[logick0]

kristen wiig marry me.

[morganzz18]

aha, i love kristen.

[yellowcougar18]

I wouldn't be surprised if he had planned it as soon as he heard she would be on the show.

Can't blame him.

[moireach]

Is that Chris Pine in the front row, on the left?

[DinoLAWW]

I love Kristen Wiig

[laurasincollege]

so like, does she actually say any jokes or do anything funny or just read things out loud?

[Thughstar]

who cares shes HOT!

[najtrows]

haha :D She's awesome!

[j7x54]

a little tap on that ass lets us know he wants some

[Nenyanna]

i think this is humor for old people

[RJ17Boy]

Tee Hee!

[albertbeccu]

far fetched. Very far fetched.

[tflyer98]

I saw this show in NYC at Triad Theater a few months back. It's hysterical. Saw Matthew Broderick in the show as well as a lot of the SNL cast. One of the funniest shows I have ever seen. Thanks for putting up the clips.

[Kingsnake1]

i think i would enjoy having sex with kristen wiig.

no homo.

[DejectedPanda]

No homo? She's an attractive woman.

[azndude3600]

Not bad.

Its sutble humor =).

[taratazo11]

ehhh youve posted better videos.

but i know this is just random lols.

[lilbobbyjacksgirl]

i dont get it its not funny

[kissman1963]

im not a hater,but i just didnt find this very clever or funny.

[hornetobiker]

That's because you're not very clever.

[capsBeatz]

LOL

[RayGroot]

Agreed

[r4ng3hustle]

i get your point.

[kondrathesnail]

kristen wigg is my favorite of all time!!

[StewieSwan]

Suzanne Somers is scum

[TerBeCC]

hahaha, okay this made me laugh =]

[sammib8990]

looooooove her!

[reddakinigirl]

not funny

[hornetobiker]

Please, for the sake of the human race, don't procreate.