S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Parody: Twenty Twenty Dollars

[TheTxSteven]

For The Freedom!

[stalker26266]

bandit leader borov dislike it.

[stalker26266]

Commandant:Have you losted your freakin' mind ?!

SHUT THE HELL UP NOW ! :D :D :D

[Bl0odVomit]

...And thats why I joined Freedom

[OldManShane]

Ahahahaha! That was awesomely done, fellow stalker.

[Monnez1]

@OldManShane I have information that may be of use to you stalker.

[OldManShane]

@Monnez1 Oh really? How much will that cost?

[Monnez1]

@OldManShane Twenty dollars.

[OldManShane]

@Monnez1 What a coincidence! That's exactly how much I have.

[gufu1992]

Ashot of English translation, proving that there are indeed, women in the Zone.

[arvis97]

slender man

[NarkFiveOne]

Yar x Ashot

[OdysseusGarapet]

GOD they made Ashot so fucking annoying!!! He makes me embarrassed to be an Armenian lmao

[crabman306]

Ashot shut up.

[HazMatMedia]

This made my freakin' day. 

[ManlyPastry]

The zone is about stalkers. And being a stalker is about freedom! Being a stalker to the end! Join the Freedom faction!

[pigeggs1]

I stand for Duty...

Get out of here STALKER!!!

[woozleification]

@pigeggs1 That guy is the one who kept me from joining duty, I saw him (Or rather heard him) and assumed all the Dutyers are annoying assholes like him.

[TheAircobra]

@pigeggs1 Duty? feh. bunch of half-assed G.I.s

[TheWoodenChainsaw]

Anarchists Out!

Join Duty!

[FuckThePoIizei]

I want a 5~7 minute version of this...

[Naxwell]

No wife'n in the zone

Gimme 20 dollas

[GroGroPig]

Fuck FREEDOME DUty will win

[GroGroPig]

Hahahahaha



[MandaloreMovies]

This is fantastic.

[LtLedhead]

Oh, Yar, you so silly

[strelok230]

i literally rolfed! I miss Ashot =(

[MrBANANAHEAD68]

FREEDOME RULES!!!!! DUTY ARE CONFUSED AND HEARTLESS!

[RobertQuinlan]

@MrBANANAHEAD68 Dad humens have to fight for freedome!

(But how do you fight for freedome and defeat the enemies if you don't have wepon?)

[ScaryJewKids]

@RobertQuinlan With your shoop a da whoop :D

[LadyGlaDosofAperture]

@RobertQuinlan He uses bear hands

[Monnez1]

@RobertQuinlan Give me twenty dollars and ill buy gun.

[Wolfsterz]

@RobertQuinlan With BEAR HANDS

[ColonelSmoke]

@RobertQuinlan MAKE FISTS WITH HANDS

[egdqv13234]

@MrBANANAHEAD68 Freedom are green bandits, Scum.

(on a side note, most of freedom are murderers and thieves that fled to the zone while duty is mostly military that got left for dead)

[EimiYoshikawa]

@egdqv13234 To be more precise, Freedom is largely made up of people that don't work within or like the system and wanted to go on an adventure or make their fortune (good or bad), while Duty is largely made up of people that really love the system (but largely also couldn't quite fit in, or they'd be in the military or something) and wanted to go on and adventure and kill a lot of "bad" people and enforce some good ol' "law and order" (good or bad). Loners just wanna get rich, and Bandits suck.

[SgtSaboteur]

@egdqv13234 hah "duty is mostly military that got left for dead" yeah right.... have you ever played Call of Pripyat and gave General Tachenko's (Duty's Founder) PDA to Loki or Owl? if not, you seriously should... acording to PDA and random Stalkers, Tachenko himself broke to radio so no-one could contact them from army and then he made up story that they were left for dead in the zone so he could make his own faction. If you don't belive me, go to stalker wiki and read about it

[egdqv13234]

@SgtSaboteur Well thats General Tachenko, but his crew membars are infact the droped out or left recon from military groups. includes all the other generals such as varonin and so on, acording to Tachenkos pda, Non of the duty memabers knew about there ''creator'' and besides, if u got to choose betwean freedom and duty i whould still go to duty since they got a goal in the zone, while freedom is only siting in one place and doing nothing all day like yar said. Worthless only trying to ruin.

[egdqv13234]

@SgtSaboteur And besides EVERYONE in the duty clan are eather stalkers or military that left the army and joind duty. Atleast duty got some protection and a goal to defeat the zone while Freedom are a bounch of bandits and criminals whos goal is to sleep all day smoke pots and say ''heyy..let the zone live '' yeah right more like monolith dialog there aint it?wich is alot worse.

[SgtSaboteur]

@egdqv13234 well yeah if im speaking truth with u i always join duty cuz their awesome Armors and their fighting skills... but i still don't agree with their ideology to destroy zone....

[Bullet739]

Perfect ending, Duty agent successfully infiltrates the freedom base :P

[MCGONN]

you've got nothing in the most unnatural way possible

[timaxa007]

:-)