Mass Effect 2 - Shepard gets drunk (female) ( HD )

[damone3000]

Dont ask how i got it.....

[BossPanzer]

No medigel only ryncol.

[MattyVonPenta]

She...she drank the second one with her eye. O_o

[HelloClarice727]

Miranda and Jacob were so planning an intervention by the end of this video.

[eburel506]

I have a question I am new to the mass effect world and just tried the demo last night. If i am being honest I can't soon. Is there a lock on control when your shooting? I am having alot of trouble. Yes I am a noob give me a brake.

[Wordplay16]

@eburel506 Sorry, no lock-on.

But don't freak out. As long as you stay in cover, you'll be able to get your crosshairs over a target without getting shot.

It's a lot easier than it sounds. Trust me.

[eburel506]

@Wordplay16 thank you for the tip. I have been playing the game for a while now and I think i am getting better. the only time I freaked out was when the harbenger showed up. I hate him.

[kofmystr]

Sooo... why do they all end up in the men's room??

[iLIKEpieMMM]

why do they take her to the men's room?

[DaLucster72]

@iLIKEpieMMM She probably made them take her to the mens room so she could flirt with guys.

[BringDownTheSky2186]

I love femShep's version of the "Hell yeah, put more of the stuff in the...thing more stuff goes in" line...Jen Hale did a great job of actually sounding drunk. Lmao!

[eburel506]

@BringDownTheSky2186 Yeah she is very talented. I loved how she delivered the line "you can either fight at my side or get crushed under my heel, but you wont stand in my ways".

[dtotheatothevtothee]

roofies



[1Stalker1]

So..

everyone in the future wears armor.

[ihat3barbi3]

Your funeral, sister.

[TheCoolestGeekEver]

From what Ive heard, Ryncol hits humans like ground glass!

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

Shepard does an eye shot at 0:37

Your Welcome :)

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

Shepard does an eye shot at 0:37

Your Welcome :)

[needfreecodgames]

did she go in the men's restroom?

[Vetgo21]

"HEYAH GARRUS!! C'Mere!!"

"Um...Shepard, are you-?"

"Havah I evah told yah hooow much I wanna have ali *hic* alien babies, with *hic* yoou?"

"Shepard, you've had WAY too much too drink"

"ALIEN BABIES GARRUS!!"

[TheNevada666]

because shepard is from USSR

[yetanotherguyhere]

wow, she poured that second drink up her nose...

[NinjaSpartan17]

Anyone else notice a female Shepard ending up in the men's bathroom?

[wickerspin1119]

"It's green?" Does anyone get that reference?

[TheEmoHunterRaleigh]

@wickerspin1119 It's a Star Trek reference.

[RuggedSavior]

This is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite shit-faced moment in the game!

[heroace22]

shepard:ugh what happened

Garrus: you were drunk

shepard: did anything happen while i was drunk

Garrus:well you got into a fist fight with miranda

shepard:why?

Garrus: something about TEAM EDWARD!!!

[guitarfan01]

"It's green?" - Star Trek reference?

[TurMoiL911]

Wait, why did female Shepard wake up in the men's room?

[Masterpivot292]

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the.. the thing more stuff goes in." what the fuck? lol

[mynameisman66]

LOL

[DaLucster72]

Kaidan: Oh it looks like I got some email.

(encrypted message)

KAIDIN Y DID U DUM MEEEE FUUUCK U I GVE U EVRTHIN ND UUJH LEF ME1!!!!!! IM SO HRNY ND WNT U SO BD I AM FRKIN NKED ND EVRBODY S STARNG AT ME!! ULL REGRT LVVING ME IM GOIN TO SHVE MY HMSTER UPP YOUR ASSS!!!!! I HPE U GT BIOTIC AIDS ASSHLE!!!

Sincerely, Shepard

Kaidan: Oh boy....

[Terra1311]

how gaulling must it be to work as a bartender where all the drinks around you are poison.

[zorrgon56]

Yes Shepard put more stuff in the thing that more stuff goes in... Well I believe I can help you with that... Bow Chicka Bow Wow!

[omgnumbersandletters]

she pounded five drinks and passed out in less than two minutes, how does that make her able to hold her booze?

[POTATER1228]

@omgnumbersandletters The fact that she LIVED.

[asianboywonder2312]

@POTATER1228 and that there's no vomit.

[darkdesigns]

lol, best part is Shepard doesn't even have a hangover :P

[kevinzhang9112]

Krogan alcohol =10000% of Alcohol and blackhoe particles

[Nico85MG]

"It's green?" Scotty reference :)

[fatalfeline]

Most awesome bartender ever. omg he gave her ryncol...

[CharmieKid]

Meanwhile, in Dark space:

Reaper, watching video: "So..........THIS is the guy that killed Sovereign?...............Wow..­..that's embarrassing...."

[TheResilient5689]

I love how that's Raiden (VA for the bartender) serving drinks to Naomi Hunter/Emma Emmerich (VA for Shepard). MGS, anyone?

[ginnoveffect]

In ME3, they should make it so your Renegade score determines how much you can drink before passing out.

[JesterSentinelZ]

' In the future, drinks will come individual toliet paper rolls with twisty tops and bathrooms will be unisexed. '

[Akisa37]

I want that Turian bartender in my crew in ME3 : he will poison ennemies with ryncol and threw cocktail at them !

[xoxoEmilyLoverxoxo]

I love how the Turian in the background just continues to piss 

[Smily613]

LOL at Turian taking a piss: -turns around- Problem? -trollface-

[MouthofSaurons]

1:53 only moment in Mass Effect that is first person?

[SylarTheVillain]

@MouthofSaurons nope. you also look through Shepard's eyes when he/she awakes in the middle of Lazarus project.

[Ranbo85]

Coyote ugly Turian style

[LaJamesWoods]

Holy shit, the Turian taking a piss is one-handing it. Risky move right there, and he didnt even wash!

[masterofwisdom42]

@LaJamesWoods I'll agree it's a heavy risk...but the prize.

[LaJamesWoods]

@masterofwisdom42 Looking back at this...I realized that there are no toilet stalls...people just sit down next to eachother and take shits...

[TheMisdirectingHand]

@LaJamesWoods But the priiizeee....

[Joshua5003]

@LaJamesWoods But the priiize.

[Joshua5003]

@LaJamesWoods Darn it. I just checked and found out I'm the third one to reply like this.

A waste.

[BloodyBay]

So first, the Starship Troopers movie showed us that, in the future, men and women will be sharing the same shower bays in Boot Camp. Now, Mass Effect 2 shows us that men and women will be sharing the same public restrooms.

And even though hearing a woman grunting and blasting out a very wet colonblow in the stall next to me might drive me to question the allure of "the fair sex," I for one can't wait for the future. Bring on the co-ed campground showers!

[LaJamesWoods]

@BloodyBay

Id like that simply because if we shared a bathroom with women, our bathrooms would be much bigger, there wouldnt be piss all on the floor, crap smeared on the walls, and mirrors full of mold. Somebody would actually clean them.

[EmoNekoChan]

"Put more of the stuff in the... thing where stuff goes in." I'm convinced that this is the best line in the game XD

[MasterFeign]

OMG! My femshep looks almost the same. Black lipstick and red hair = the best bad ass combination for a renegade femshep!

[MarcelGERMAN]

"Hit me again!"

>:D

[parkingst0nes]

Okay, now I HAVE to play this.

[rckrockz]

RAIDAN? RAIDAAAAAAAAAAAN?!

[InsaneEric130]

I'm Commander Shepard...and this favorite...is my bar...on the Citadel...

[Cirno0009]

I AM SO DOING THIS

[iSeiranai]

The bartender's voice is very familiar...Wait.. QUINTON FLYNN?!

[BadVoodo0]

SKYRIM FORUMS!!

[Mekrokan]

@BadVoodo0 WAT UP?!

[luvondarox]

I love the way FemShep's voice actor handles this scene. Sooo much better than the cringe-worthy maleShep's actor.

Seriously, though, I was hoping for another scene like this after you destroy the Collector Base and Jacob survives. Remember that comment he makes on how they should all celebrate and "get drunk and get loud" ? Hire that Turian bartender and get the Normandy's crew plastered. HEck yes.

[OoopMAXqooO]

I know this might sound weird but this video is one of the reasons I got into the Mass Effect series

[Lunardivider24]

Jennifer Hale did such a better job then that Male shep this scene is one of the better ways to compare the two. Male Shep's sounds so fake and forced.

[luvondarox]

@Lunardivider24 MaleShep's voice actor can't act. :(

[SickBritKid]

@luvondarox

1. Mark Meer's a great actor.

2. They're two entirely different performances. Meer's Shepard is more of a professional, reserved Soldierly type who only allows emotion out during key moments for added impact, whereas Hale's is a lot more emotional but still compelling because Hale nails the delivery every time. They're both excellent performances that shouldn't be compared because they're NOTHING like each other.

[SickBritKid]

@Lunardivider24

I agree, Meer fucked this scene up.

Then again, Hale fucked up the "Big Stupid Jellyfish" line in 1. Both performances have their pluses and minuses.

[ibalthhyb]

@SickBritKid I dunno. I liked Meer's jellyfish line better but I wouldn't say Hale 'fucked it up'. i think that line just hinged on the character's movements (with the hands going...like...this...) and i don't think the voice actors knew that or the scene. meer most likely happened to just voice it that way. it's common for voice actors not to know exact movement details like that sometimes. i mean, they're in a small booth trying their best to envision a scenario they can't see

[macdealer]

Much better than male shepard. LOL

[flexxtechnical]

I make a ritual of this every hour or so of ME2. My Femshep is definitely an alcoholic.

I can imagine the Alcoholic's Anonymous Meeting:

"I'm Commander Shepard And This is my... Shit. wrong line. Fuck it, I need a drink"

[NovaproductionsX3]

@flexxtechnical that was THE best fucking thing I've read all week thank you for sharing that with all of the interwebz C:

[flexxtechnical]

@NovaproductionsX3 :D glad i could brighten someone's day!

[NovaproductionsX3]

@flexxtechnical YAAAAA--ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!......BUNNIES! :3

[GotsItGoinOn]

Huh, and here I thought turrians didn't have penises

[Elite42651]

LOL



[99megapk]

pour more of the stuff in the...thing that the stuff goes into

XD:

[startingsprinter]

Okay why is she in the Men Bathroom?

[superfreegoat]

@startingsprinter she's drunk.

[Zellig]

@startingsprinter What do you think normally happens to unattended women that pass out in a large crowd setting of morally degenerate men and aliens?

[SinerAthin]

Sheperd: ''What the... the floor just jumped up and hit me in the face!''

[Tamwyn65]

for fizzy

bar in citidal.top flore

bar called the dark star



[wintersedge91]

ahahahahahahahahaha win

[MannersNo]

FEMALE SHEPARD VOICE ACTING EPH TEE DUBYOO!

[rzebro0]

"Hello, Jack" - Solidus to Raiden

MGS RULE!

[webfreebees]

Which club is this particular bartender at?

[SpoonsUNITED]

i never knew Shepard drank through her nose

[fizzymcbonbon]

Humanity needs a hero, and Shepard's the best we got.

[11putch]

@fizzymcbonbon can u tell me where tht bar is

[fizzymcbonbon]

@11putch on the citadel. 2nd floor i think

[Antgirl89]

@fizzymcbonbon LOL We're doomed!

[Killchrono]

"Shepard, are you alright?"

"Ugh...how long was I out for Garrus?"

"About 4 hours."

"How bad was it?"

"Well, after that last shot, you started having convulsions, threw up a purplish-green liquid, and then spent four hours leaning over the toilet bowel, lamenting how your 'Kaidey-wadey pie' doesn't love you anymore."

"...fucking damnit."

[DOGOR666]

0:35 the most rude thing i ever seen in my life, drinking by the eye!

[samuraiyemo]

@DOGOR666 Haha, it's called an eyeball shot

[rafak5555555]

In this game i never saw...Drags...no sorry i saw one but i dont remmember how they call ...AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MARJUANA?!

[mouseno4]

Wah da fa.. pink?

[VicariousReality7]

I like how he pours everything though the bottle lids

[Kal3it]

Is she driking by her eye?

[ObssesedNuker]

2:10

"What happened?"

:awkward silence:

"Come on guys, what happened? Anyone? Miranda? No? WHAT HAPPENED?!"

[harbinger251]

Am i the only who notices this the that random moutain roam song from SSX 3?

[TheFlygt]

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite thhing th... more shtuff goes in on the Citadel

[taitai907]

Each drink seems to make her more sexy. o_0

[germanmporta]

horrible Shepard

[killermachine444]

Where is this at?

Citadel?

Illium?

[RAIDEN901]

am i the only one who notices the ssx3 music in the background

[MissGabbyGurrl]

1:23 XD wth?

[lordofyesteryear]

In the future we will all drink from TUBES!

[suicidalxsamurai]

"Can anyone take this drunk, female human home?"

[CatAtomic99]

Anything else?

[WhoisJacqueFresco]

hahahahah she wakes up to see some turian dude pissing

[GeneralSauerKraut]

Who is this person? Is this Shepard's maid or something?

[rufePAXIundFIXI]

@808runnah in the future are some very strange things...

it's for both this makes more fun;)

[CharmieKid]

Strange, all these amazing graphics in games today.....and we still haven't mastered water effects.

[Kilfio]

I really prefer the male voice actor for Shepard.

[FlamingCog]

Am I the only one who thinks that the drunk Male Shepard sounds way better than the drunk female Shepard? Especially when he says"DO IT!" and "Hell yeah, put more of the stuff in the...the stuff where more goes in"

[Syrinx92]

Apparently the sound of a urinating Turian was all that was needed to sober her up.

[Zappafan1980]

Wow i didnt know you could get this drunk in this game

The Bartentender is a extremly cool guy By the Way

[LaughJester9000]

wow, Shepard is completely shitfaced

[Mephyblef]

What's funny is that I did this as Male and with a Death Mask on.

I have no idea how it got through.

[baishihua]

For some reason I really like the sound when the liquor hit the glass

[Lucerus76]

Put more stuff in... the thing that more stuff goes in.

[athieist]

anyone know if theres a way to drink the liqor without passing out? to show how tough my dude is?

[ims0a5ian]

wow i'm surprised Jacob and Miranda didn't say anything when you came back to your senses!... nice way to be friends.

[shisenkrieg]

Shepherd. what a guy... girl.

[Slodogk]

i see they kept the weird head movement after drinking alcohol in DA2 as well

[TheTortugaTanker]

Now THIS is my kind of woman!

[rik222222]

OW YEA uni-sex toilets....(Y)

[TimeMasterAradonas]

She wakes up in the mens restroom?

[BodyDoubleAlarm]

Am I just being racist, or was that bartender grinning throughout the whole thing?

[DarkJokerAces113]

People around you are most likely going to know you are drunk when you say this:

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the.... the thing more stuff goes in."

Good luck Galaxy, the only person that can save you right now is getting $#!+ face drunk

[CatMaster87932]

Haahahaha, drunk Shepard! ^.^

"This is the only person who can save the galaxy."

[GRAFFDEMON]

Its the details like these that make Mass Effect one of the best RPG's ever.

[AntiTPG]

how do you cut ale?

[EmptyInfinity1]

@AntiTPG With water.

[AlphaHawkP]

Raiden is a pretty good bartender.

[treevsy]

it's ok guys, take you female passed out leader into the boys bogs.

[Tacklevines]

Is that Robert Atkin Downes as the bartender?

[TheAga131]

I don't know why... BUT I LOVE THIS BARTENDER! XD

[aninsvet]

@TheAga131 it's his voice, he sounds very cute :3

[Cipher00007]

@TheAga131

mabe its because u recognise his voice from KH2 Axel and he did reno's voice from FF7 advent children

[Abrams63j]

That is one irresponsible bartender. He is serving the most heavily armed person in the joint the most.

[LastExile25]

what the hell? i have like almost the SAME exact character customization and color of the armor o_O lol

[Hikikomorisama]

@LastExile25

I guess we we're meant to be. hehe

[Chayraz2]

@Hikikomorisama looks like you both watch zeropunctuation.

[Hikikomorisama]

@Chayraz2

once in a while i do with some friends.

[LastExile25]

@Hikikomorisama they say great minds think alike *thumbs up*

[hiothezebra]

@Hikikomorisama I love that show :D

[pant104]

@LastExile25 I almost have the same myself! A little pretier though.I guess this combination is the only sexy way to go for a female.Options are fairly limited so it's either this or ugly

[Irochi]

@LastExile25

Same here, just a different scar (and my armor is black and red)

[DragonRadar52]

At times like this times like this Commander Shepard needs to ask herself... "What would Joker do?"

[bangNL94]

GOOD TIMES :D

[CitizenCosmos]

I'm Commander Shepard and I approve of gettin' slizzard.

[y0urd0g]

Wow thats one hardcore chick, she drank the second one through her eye.

[SwedExNooB]

Shepard drinks with His/Her nose?

[whman17411]

Something tells me bioware got lazy when they made the liquor pouring in the glass animation

[Corgblam]

my enemies will tremble at the sight of my pink armor!

[huntersdman]

* after last drink* bluuugh! Tali: *haha femshep: I cant fucking breath! Its not funny wheres garrus? He went to the bathroom 3 hours ago DX

[DecodeEdmontonGamers]

Shep is one classy lady.

[TheSevenCamels]

1:54 SPY HIDING IN THE FLOOR

[MultiDinoboy]

Wow, shepherd got wasted!!! How come u don't get any renegade points for it???

[AssassinRecruit]

lol, Drunk Man Shepard has the better drunk voice...

[GIBTU15]

Femshep is a bamf. She can drink through her eye!

[wayne388]

Awesome scene! XD

Also, 666th comment!