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  • its onion news retards... -.-

  • I Would love to take care of that dog, we have some fucking physio neighbours that need some noise.

  • 78 percent of americans are totally rude hahah. oh the news.

  • "I'd like to kill it" *nods head*

    That was funny how she said it.

  • Awwww

  • LIES! Nobody lives in South Dakota...

  • west white =) i haz one of those, he loves to fight shoes.

  • That dog was barking up the wrong tree.

    Thumbs it up!

  • The dog is the reincarnation of tourettes guy. *BOB SAGET*

  • Barrackkuda HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • :id like to kill it" LOL!

  • That is one hyper dog

  • i barked for 8 mins once, but then i took an arrow to the knee

  • Fake it's called onion tv same people who made beaver 50 year old pedophile

  • @mia94574 OMG ur like so smart -_-

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH­H MY GOD I SHARTED WHILE WATCHING THIS VID DX AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • 0:50 "i'd like to kill it " lmfao

  • the dog is probably female

  • fake and gay the dog would be dead

  • @bearfully so if something is fake its gay?

  • Hahhahahahahahaa oh wow. Well, think of it this way: the dog has found the perfect peeps to take care of it if they can put up with that. LUCKY DOG.

  • lmfao "id like to kill it" 78% of americans are totally rude ahahhaha so true...

  • "I'd like to kill it " lmbo

  • oh lolz xD

  • my neighbor's dog barked for 1 hour straight then i started pelting him with rocks and ice cubes.

  • Crack up! Neighbour-hood lady: I would like to kill it!! lol :) TheOnion rocks

  • they are always electricians...

  • Obviously a disturbed dog. Should be put away.

  • Wow I can't believe that the previous record was only 8 minutes? I tried putting my dog in a card board box and shaking it for 10 minutes. At the end of the ten minutes it was still barking, if only I had sent the video in before july 17th 2008 I could of gotten my dog into the guiness book of records:S

  • "WE LOVE YOU BUT...."

  • Put duck tape on his mouth and only take it off when he needs to eat don't kill it I lovedogs

  • Americans are totally rude???

  • im going to dinner. this better be on top comments when i get back.

  • passing the previous record of 8 minutes

  • Seems Legit...

  • I love the number of people that think this was real...

  • i hate the old stupid lady who wanted to kill the dog. i have a dog who barks crazy and i'm used to it. stupid fuckin old lady.

  • @ellen10sea *Sigh*...are you really that ignorant to not realize it's fake?

  • @ellen10sea

    You're used to it but not your neighbors. The stupidity of your post is only reinforced by the fact you thought this video was real. All small dogs must die anyways, useless barking pieces of shit.

  • @ellen10sea If that is the case, a lot of your neighbors hate you and want to kill your dog.

  • Hate this breed of dog. Neighbor has one when i go outside in my own yard it wlll come in my own yard and try to attack me always barking. Be the last dog i would buy''

  • Yes, but will it blend?

  • My neighbors Min Pin barks all the time at everything it sees or hears.

    So, the owner put a bark breaker collar on it. Now it barks, yips, gets mad, barks more, yips more....and the cycle repeats over and over, sometimes for hours at a time.

    "I'd like to kill it".

  • lmao lmao

  • The last record was 8 minutes.

    Now it became six years.

    Win?

  • @hemir9 i dont know are neighbores dog is like that

    

  • YESSSS

    

  • "Pull!" BANG BANG

  • 81 people were barked at, chased, and then bit on their ass.

  • @xxxMMAkidxxx Youre fucking corny

  • what the fuck is this news? THIS IS IMMORAL AND DISGUSIONG ;x

  • @coolnameize lllllllllllloooooooooooooollll­llllllllllllllllll

    its more truthful than fox or any other shitty news station on tv

  • @coolnameize Its funny... thats what it is

  • @coolnameize the onion isn't a real news station... just look at their other videos.

  • lol judging by the dad making long pauses like that he truly hates the dog.

  • @BlueJuan85 ......? really ?? are you that dumb ? really ?

  • Feed that stupid dog with some rat poison.

  • @MegaGojira3000 you are so mean i d go stap a high volteg shock collar on that thing

  • @MegaGojira3000 you fcking idiot

  • @BloodHunter96 "fcking" ???????

    Lerne erst einmal schreiben, Du Untermensch.

  • @MegaGojira3000 wenn ich schreibe f(u)cking wurde meine comment geloscht

  • @MegaGojira3000 your fucking terrible thats horrible this is fake by the way

  • Cutest dog ever! I want one just like her!

    6 years later...

  • I would like to kill it... Thumbs up!

  • LOL "i'd like to kill it"

  • that is bullshit that the record was only 8 minutes. I can gaurentee my upstairs neighbors dog was barking for at least two fucking hours. I was trying to sleep, they were home.

  • That dog lives nextdoor to me!

    Ms. Lindsay, I hope you're reading this.

  • I'd like to kill it

    I CRACKED UP XD

  • The worst neighbors I ever had were some that were renting a house next door to ours from family friends who used to live there. The family in general was rude, and let the yard grow to 5 foot tall weeds. (No joke!) The house also had holes knocked in the wall. When the family was kicked out we had to help our family friends repair the damage to this otherwise very nice house.

    Anyway that horrible family had a west highland terrier EXACTLY as bad as this video implies. All day all night.

  • They really should mention that Tiffany McCloskey studies are known to have a margin of error of plus/minus five percent. Jeesh, guys. Be responsible.

  • lol she said she like to kill it hahahah

  • I kid you not, I used to live next to this fucking dog. I used to have dreams of killing it.

  • Let's just all shut up and watch this funny fake video

  • I'd wring that thing's neck.

  • actually 6 weeks!

  • its fake

    dumbasses

  • @chewygte1 dude this is totally real

  • lol the poster. We love you but.......

  • TNB- Total nonstop barking

  • the dog is is is is...

    id like to kill it

  • xD for a sec i thought it was real

  • ha ha woman said I'd like to kill it lol..

  • @meatmangary You realize this is fake, right?

  • @smursncody :-) lol yeah, it just cracked me up when that lady said, she would like to kill it. just the thought of listening to a barking dog non-stop for 6 years would drive anybody insane even the owners........ This was Hilarious!!!!!

  • @smursncody lol yes...

  • the dog has powers to see ghost dicks, that why he barks alot

  • Funny thing is my neighbours dog actually does bark for straight hours without stopping. Cunts let the thing start barking at 6 AM and wake up the neighbourhood, and they don't do a thing about it because they're up at 6 too and it doesn't affect them, so they just let it wake up all our neighbours. Wankers.

  • Pfft bullshit. Everyone knows Tiffany Mccloskey fabricates truths with unusual survey questioning, and even makes up sources on the spot in her reports. >:/

  • "Id like to kill it." LOL.

  • i wanna kill the lady

  • If i see that pedifile im goin 2 slap the shit out of er

  • @TpandDc that makes no sense

  • @LeftyAccidkid666 ya i does u faggot

  • @TpandDc theres no pedophiles in this video you momo

  • @LeftyAccidkid666 im calling the old lady 1 u fuckin homo

  • @LeftyAccidkid666 im calling the old lady 1 u fuckin homo and wat the fuck is a momo

  • @TpandDc do you know what makes someone a pedophile? and a momo is a mo squared i.e. you

  • @LeftyAccidkid666 Shut da fuck up u satanic bitch

  • @TpandDc haha dumb ass, you probably think this is a real newscast

    

  • @LeftyAccidkid666 ok talk 2 me wen u grow some

  • @TpandDc ...you dont even know what the hell your talking about

  • 0:57 i'd like to kill u ya damn bch

  • I would like to kill that too lady.. that shit for 1 min and 23 seconds was already giving me a headache!

  • does it bark in its sleep too?:o

  • killit? fuck u

  • I would shoot it

  • 0:57 wtf?

  • yea but why? what is a quesstion.

  • Kill it :D

  • Mabye something in its barking thing is broken XD

  • racist mother****** wait a minute i think this is what he was talking about we are being rude to him because of his opinion.........lol i am confused should i be mad or ......not oh yeah still pissed no matter what cause i am american,,,,so i guess srew you newsreporter.....lol XD *screw :D

  • racist mother****** wait a minute i think this is what he was talking about we are being rude to him because of his opinion.........lol i am confused should i be mad or ......not oh yeah still pissed no matter what cause i am american,,,,so i guess srew you newsreporter.....lol XD

  • racist mother****** wait a minute i think this is what he was talking about we are being rude to him because of his opinion.........lol i am confused should i be

  • What a bitch!

  • 78% of canadians are rude

    this is in the U.S.A. right?

    WHAT FUCKERS!

  • hahahahaha "id like to kill it" made my day xD

  • i would have thrown the dog out a window in the first 15 minutes

  • westies are awesome.

    Most of the time.

  • Would've gotten the girl a muzzle on her next birthday for the dog.

  • That dog is mad annoying!

  • That dog would be gone so fast in my house. I would be like, "Sorry, i guess it ran away..."

  • "she is..." "I'd like to kill it.."

    lolz, classic

  • 6 years passing the old record of (Drum roll) 8 minutes.

  • I'd like ta kill it.

  • lol

  • Look at the green poster in the background in the daughters room it has pics up there of her and it says we love you but were not in love with you.. lolol hilarious

  • Old lady "Id like to kill it" rofl

  • Should've named it Palin.... haha sorry to get political but couldn't resist ;)

  • OH MY GOD APPLE JACKS!

  • is this even a real news channel?

  • @LenKagamineKawaii You don't believe this story?

  • @LenKagamineKawaii Of course it is!

  • @clintallen123 well look it looks soooo fake! ok im emotional now :(

  • @LenKagamineKawaii Wow. Idiocracy is here now.

  • @LenKagamineKawaii The fact that anyone could mistake this for genuine is due to the sorry state of "real" American TV news and to the great writing and acting on ONN as anything else. They are to TV news what Phil Hendrie is to talk radio.

  • BELLA?

  • "I'd like to kill it" heeheeheehee!

  • id shut dat lil fucker up with mah ak47 badaaaa badaaa ba ba BOOOM!

  • LOL! Let's start calling Obama Barrackuda!!

  • God i hate little fucking dogs. I walk my American Pit Bull Terrier, who RARELY barks ever, and i get some little fur ball on a leash turning into the hulk and just aggravating my the shit out my dog.

  • Shoot that son of a bitch :D

  • Sounds like my neighbor's yapping thing.

  • I'd kill it and that bozo who bought it.

  • Old record: 8 minutes

    New record: 6 years

    XD

  • Stomp it! Stomp it flat!

  • I would be like "no, it wasn't me who threw a poison hotdog over your fence."

  • "what dog is so excited about is unclear"...lol

  • I'd like to kill it

  • The whole thing is fake chill guys

  • @spartakittyrules101 And according to science you're at least 75% stating the obvious.

  • @Sakkura1 well acording to biology, ur a dick

  • the video says it barks even while eating, but the description says it pauses only to eat, im confused :S

  • @:58. las vegas: prostitute with heart of gold was found murdered, gutted

  • What dog is so excited about unclear.

  • @0:56 "News from Las Vegas: Prostitute with heart of gold found murdered, gutted."

  • its probably retarded. put it down.

  • previous record of a minutes lmao

  • I have a mix of that dog with a weshi. It is very cute. 

  • Sounds like my X-wife

  • @SunS4liffe I like how you look like a 12 year old.

  • @SunS4liffe your X-wife was a barking bitch

  • @SunS4liffe oh dude..

  • @SunS4liffe bahahahahahaha... too funny mate

  • @SunS4liffe You don't look like you have an x wife.

  • In other news, a report states that 78% Of Americans are 'totally rude' lol

  • @Ruvimn no, "-And in science news today, seventy-eight percent of Americans are totally rude."

  • "i'd like to kill it" lmao

  • That doesn't look like Rapid City... Haha

  • Needs to be fed to a fighting dog.

  • that dog needs to be put to sleep

  • @GTAIV2447 I hope you're joking....

  • Those are what me and my dad call "Kick Me Dogs", 'cause they need to be kicked... HARD.

  • /watch?v=mHFlntZOh3w

  • ill like tooo duck tape it

  • 78% of Americans are totally rude. Get your facts straight.

  • Surpasing the previous record of 8 minutes!

  • jews