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  • "i grew up in gotham kids,and in a town like gotham when you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub, you throw your laundry in" hahaha

  • HEY SUPERBITCH!!! LOOK TO THE SKY!!

    IT'S A BIRD- IT'S A PLANE- NO- IT'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!

  • lol !

  • Im the goddamn batman bitches!

  • wonderwoman doesn't have huge tits

  • I liked this, only negative thing I have to say is some of the shorter lines went away to fast so I had to pause a lot, but otherwise very funny

  • The funny thing about this is that I can totally see Christian Bale talking this way if he really were Bruce Wayne and Batman.

  • Love the epileptic joke!

  • "so he keeps fighting and I'm getting fed the fuck up because I told Alfred I'd be home in time for dinner." hahahahah awesome

  • "So back to supes" lmao.

  • Christian Bale just kicked Superman's fucking ass!

  • christian bale is a beautiful man

  • the most joke ive had today!

  • 1:46 is the greatest thing in lifee.... woww i love this

  • LMAO

  • Uproariously funny stuff. Well done!

  • This is great. Makes me wish they really did a Batman/Superman movie just so I could see Batman kick his ass. But then I love the new Batman films and wouldn't want them to crossover into Superman.

  • didnt read...

  • i no, he's hot isnt he ^^

  • funniest thinng of so far 2009

    MORE

  • Hilarious :]

  • thats fucking classic.

  • soooo funny nearly died

  • I told Alfred I'd be home in time for dinner.

  • Asphixiation from laughing.

  • epic

  • So well done! Hilarious!

  • Something tells me that Christian sometimes talks this way in real life and uses the word "fuck" and variants of more in his real life than in this parody. My hero!

  • LMAO, loved it nice one

  • Very funny....keep it up! I suscribed as well.

  • Hilarious writing. Great job, I subscribed.

  • Lol so funny :D

  • lol! but the least u can do is put in some audio or music...

  • funny shit...

  • This completes my life, I hope you know.

  • haha that shit was funny as hell lol.... good job!

  • The ending was the best part.

  • EPIC :)

  • LMAO!

  • Haha, quite funny. But I've got a question. You made references to a 'ring'. Did Batman suddenly steal Green Lanterns ring, or what?

  • A kryptonite ring that Batman has in his possession.

  • Ahh I see. My bad. Makes much more sense... (Another stupid question..)Is that what Batman had against Superman? Like how he had the whole charade on being able to kill the justice league? But thank you though lol

  • THAT WAS AMAZING

  • holy shit dis was hilariouse

    and i got jimmy fuckin olsen bawling on my left and this slacked jaw little punk on my right staring at me like i donkey punched his fuckin grandma

    damn this is hilariouse lmao 5 stars

  • Oh god. That was way funnier than I thought it would be. Hahaha.

  • as much as i hate to say it...that made me laugh my ass off. that was so freaking hilarious. i would love to see him actually saying that.

  • damm just goes to show batman is the best hero of all time

  • someone should email this video to christian bales publicist and ask him to actually do a video of saying all that ! this video is hilarious and it would be even more hilarious with him actually doing it ! hahaha. good one.

  • "Hey! Superbitch! Look at the sky. it's a bird, it's a plane, no - it's goddamn BATMAN!"

    HAHA. ROFL. LMAO This was sooo funny. 5 Stars!

  • haha dude this is seriously one of the funniest things i have ever seen on youtube.

    i love you.

  • lol....nice....funny..hilariou­s...wonder what Christian Bale would respond to this LOL

  • With his Fucking Fucking Laser Eyes

  • Finally! Someting bout CS I sos can actually laugh. Thanks for the funny=)

    SO he's da nxt JOHN CONNOR...................

  • Thats so sfunny

  • fking WICKED LOL

    superman sucks but smallville rules you got my drift? you got it you fcking got it?

  • LMAO, unbelievable! I was actually crying! TOO funny... :D

  • omg, it's 2:00 a.m and you've got me laughing so hard, omg, this video is totally funny. :]

  • haha dude..!

    rofl

    fuckin awesemo

  • goddd lol!!!! this is fuckin hilarious!!!!!!! ahahhahahaha

  • Fucking hilarious

  • HILARIOUSSS, I can't anymore!!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • i love bale. and i agree superman is a pansy ass homo. a serious fag. lol anyway, hilarious video me and mi sister couldnt stop laughing

  • I don't even want to fucking know

    lol so funny

  • lol!!

  • LMFAO!! Funniest shit ever.

  • "HEY SUPERBITCH! LOOK TO THE SKY!" ahahhahah

  • hahahaahaha love it

    where can i actually see and hear it?

  • quite funny

  • BATMAN FUCKING OWNS. end of discussion.

  • say that again fuking bitches

    i am superman

    dududdudududududududududdu ddd

  • XD LMAO this had me in stitches pure genius!

  • lol, lmao!! this is jokes! lol. 'i told alfred il be home in time for dinner' 1 of the many funny lines!

  • LOL

  • yeeeeee

    batman can kick superman's ass any day!

  • this is great

  • You wanna know why?

    Im Batman-thats why. Lol

  • haha

    lyd loves baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman

  • As soon as "I'm the goddamn Batman" popped up, I had to say it....

    "I'm Tony Montana!"

  • this was awsome haha xD.. one thing that would be better, would be if Bale "really" said that in an interview ;D;D;D

  • lmao donkey punched his grandma XD

  • HILARIOUS.

    If this had audio it'd be even better.

  • LOL!

  • that was so f*cking funny i nearly peed.

  • haha nicr

  • Finally a video about how superman is a fag, now they need to make one revealing that he is really a homo..... that will be the day.

  • Not only is he gay, but he's the catcher.

  • Hilarious. Of course Bruce would be more professional, yet still smug, while Bale would be his usual subdued superhuman self.

    Way too much accidental alliteration.

  • what is this?????

  • Christian Bale, you are a GOD.

  • Yes, baby, you are "the goddamned batman." hee, hee

  • hmmm... even in the comics Batman has repeatedly beaten Supes down. and made him bleed without the use of kryptonite, if i remember correctly... he's a pansy LOL

  • I love Bale so much but I don´t agree with all this bullshit! Batman can be badass but Superman is the best!!!

  • I so agree!! Supes is my favourite followed by bats. And yes I'ma Balehead too!

  • batman could easily defeat superman this piece of shit video had some truth batman did recieve a kryptonite ring from superman i agree superman is cool but he can do nothing anganst batman

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