This is great. Makes me wish they really did a Batman/Superman movie just so I could see Batman kick his ass. But then I love the new Batman films and wouldn't want them to crossover into Superman.
Something tells me that Christian sometimes talks this way in real life and uses the word "fuck" and variants of more in his real life than in this parody. My hero!
Ahh I see. My bad. Makes much more sense... (Another stupid question..)Is that what Batman had against Superman? Like how he had the whole charade on being able to kill the justice league? But thank you though lol
someone should email this video to christian bales publicist and ask him to actually do a video of saying all that ! this video is hilarious and it would be even more hilarious with him actually doing it ! hahaha. good one.
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ha ha ha ... rofl .. although supes will kick the shit out of bats anyday .. all you bats fan know this deep down .. you are just not willing to accept it .. ;-)
hmmm... even in the comics Batman has repeatedly beaten Supes down. and made him bleed without the use of kryptonite, if i remember correctly... he's a pansy LOL
batman could easily defeat superman this piece of shit video had some truth batman did recieve a kryptonite ring from superman i agree superman is cool but he can do nothing anganst batman
"i grew up in gotham kids,and in a town like gotham when you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub, you throw your laundry in" hahaha
wjsvalderrama 7 months ago
HEY SUPERBITCH!!! LOOK TO THE SKY!!
IT'S A BIRD- IT'S A PLANE- NO- IT'S THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!
FandeJay 7 months ago
lol !
thrallskull 1 year ago
Im the goddamn batman bitches!
rockatheman1 1 year ago
wonderwoman doesn't have huge tits
silvermoonredmoon 1 year ago
I liked this, only negative thing I have to say is some of the shorter lines went away to fast so I had to pause a lot, but otherwise very funny
Sydpart2 2 years ago
The funny thing about this is that I can totally see Christian Bale talking this way if he really were Bruce Wayne and Batman.
ShinobiCloud 2 years ago 2
Love the epileptic joke!
CreepyBastard55 2 years ago
"so he keeps fighting and I'm getting fed the fuck up because I told Alfred I'd be home in time for dinner." hahahahah awesome
madelinee0 2 years ago
"So back to supes" lmao.
MilkandCookies92 2 years ago 2
Christian Bale just kicked Superman's fucking ass!
SeanConnery9000 2 years ago 2
christian bale is a beautiful man
148720 2 years ago 5
the most joke ive had today!
matty161281 2 years ago
1:46 is the greatest thing in lifee.... woww i love this
nicknackkx3 2 years ago
LMAO
bkschosen 2 years ago
Uproariously funny stuff. Well done!
CrypticWriter 2 years ago
This is great. Makes me wish they really did a Batman/Superman movie just so I could see Batman kick his ass. But then I love the new Batman films and wouldn't want them to crossover into Superman.
kieveru 2 years ago
didnt read...
TheTerrorSerra 2 years ago
i no, he's hot isnt he ^^
MetalPokey 2 years ago
funniest thinng of so far 2009
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jack11643 2 years ago
Hilarious :]
iLoveETFx 2 years ago
thats fucking classic.
deadwood223 2 years ago
soooo funny nearly died
CaptainSpok24 2 years ago
I told Alfred I'd be home in time for dinner.
heyeverybodyshappy 2 years ago
Asphixiation from laughing.
Stalker6Zauzich 2 years ago
epic
alexzeegreat 2 years ago
So well done! Hilarious!
b13visuals 2 years ago
Something tells me that Christian sometimes talks this way in real life and uses the word "fuck" and variants of more in his real life than in this parody. My hero!
tabistevens 2 years ago 3
LMAO, loved it nice one
DANii33BABii33 2 years ago
Very funny....keep it up! I suscribed as well.
kaylasdaddy55 3 years ago
Hilarious writing. Great job, I subscribed.
TheKingOfRuckus 3 years ago
Lol so funny :D
TheHillsHaveEyeBrows 3 years ago
lol! but the least u can do is put in some audio or music...
Gamagachee 3 years ago
funny shit...
teehee45 3 years ago
This completes my life, I hope you know.
mogigraphia 3 years ago
haha that shit was funny as hell lol.... good job!
majdank 3 years ago
The ending was the best part.
ShinobiCloud 3 years ago
EPIC :)
luckycharms1717 3 years ago
LMAO!
roxyboo17 3 years ago
Haha, quite funny. But I've got a question. You made references to a 'ring'. Did Batman suddenly steal Green Lanterns ring, or what?
GreatWhiteNInjaSauce 3 years ago
A kryptonite ring that Batman has in his possession.
3iD0LoN 3 years ago
Ahh I see. My bad. Makes much more sense... (Another stupid question..)Is that what Batman had against Superman? Like how he had the whole charade on being able to kill the justice league? But thank you though lol
GreatWhiteNInjaSauce 3 years ago
THAT WAS AMAZING
jonasluver0234 3 years ago
holy shit dis was hilariouse
and i got jimmy fuckin olsen bawling on my left and this slacked jaw little punk on my right staring at me like i donkey punched his fuckin grandma
damn this is hilariouse lmao 5 stars
salvtrooper113 3 years ago
Oh god. That was way funnier than I thought it would be. Hahaha.
VividButterfly 3 years ago
as much as i hate to say it...that made me laugh my ass off. that was so freaking hilarious. i would love to see him actually saying that.
christine1479 3 years ago
damm just goes to show batman is the best hero of all time
ZeroGtzX 3 years ago
someone should email this video to christian bales publicist and ask him to actually do a video of saying all that ! this video is hilarious and it would be even more hilarious with him actually doing it ! hahaha. good one.
smo0ches 3 years ago 11
"Hey! Superbitch! Look at the sky. it's a bird, it's a plane, no - it's goddamn BATMAN!"
HAHA. ROFL. LMAO This was sooo funny. 5 Stars!
masteryoda26 3 years ago 2
haha dude this is seriously one of the funniest things i have ever seen on youtube.
i love you.
D4rknb3h0ld3r 3 years ago 2
lol....nice....funny..hilarious...wonder what Christian Bale would respond to this LOL
akillergx 3 years ago
With his Fucking Fucking Laser Eyes
PLeasureJet 3 years ago
Finally! Someting bout CS I sos can actually laugh. Thanks for the funny=)
SO he's da nxt JOHN CONNOR...................
deeperrainbow 3 years ago
Thats so sfunny
PLeasureJet 3 years ago
fking WICKED LOL
superman sucks but smallville rules you got my drift? you got it you fcking got it?
BeneditaGz 3 years ago
LMAO, unbelievable! I was actually crying! TOO funny... :D
GraciousRuler 3 years ago
omg, it's 2:00 a.m and you've got me laughing so hard, omg, this video is totally funny. :]
mofiaboiii 3 years ago
haha dude..!
rofl
fuckin awesemo
MetalPokey 3 years ago
goddd lol!!!! this is fuckin hilarious!!!!!!! ahahhahahaha
learith 3 years ago
Fucking hilarious
diffusiventity 3 years ago
HILARIOUSSS, I can't anymore!!!!!
Amaterasu59 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
TwiIightShadows 3 years ago 2
i love bale. and i agree superman is a pansy ass homo. a serious fag. lol anyway, hilarious video me and mi sister couldnt stop laughing
cantante6363 3 years ago 3
I don't even want to fucking know
lol so funny
HannahBanana135 3 years ago
lol!!
HippoStapler 3 years ago
LMFAO!! Funniest shit ever.
GrimmjowPWN 3 years ago
"HEY SUPERBITCH! LOOK TO THE SKY!" ahahhahah
balezealot 3 years ago
hahahaahaha love it
where can i actually see and hear it?
toothpaste119 3 years ago
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ha ha ha ... rofl .. although supes will kick the shit out of bats anyday .. all you bats fan know this deep down .. you are just not willing to accept it .. ;-)
PhornyCator 3 years ago
quite funny
mbclak 3 years ago
BATMAN FUCKING OWNS. end of discussion.
dontreallycare3 3 years ago 10
say that again fuking bitches
i am superman
dududdudududududududududdu ddd
liascm 3 years ago
XD LMAO this had me in stitches pure genius!
migetX 3 years ago
lol, lmao!! this is jokes! lol. 'i told alfred il be home in time for dinner' 1 of the many funny lines!
bUtTeR3fLy 3 years ago
LOL
sm0kingwuzcool 3 years ago
yeeeeee
batman can kick superman's ass any day!
ravenhaired91 3 years ago 2
this is great
SEXYPLUNKY 3 years ago
You wanna know why?
Im Batman-thats why. Lol
iSnowii 3 years ago
haha
lyd loves baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman
Lyd2Shoes 3 years ago
As soon as "I'm the goddamn Batman" popped up, I had to say it....
"I'm Tony Montana!"
ChildXylia 3 years ago
this was awsome haha xD.. one thing that would be better, would be if Bale "really" said that in an interview ;D;D;D
lordabomity 3 years ago 2
lmao donkey punched his grandma XD
LexToob 3 years ago
HILARIOUS.
If this had audio it'd be even better.
MagenLJ 3 years ago 2
LOL!
MonkeyJoe92 3 years ago
that was so f*cking funny i nearly peed.
balezealot 3 years ago
haha nicr
nevous8 3 years ago
Finally a video about how superman is a fag, now they need to make one revealing that he is really a homo..... that will be the day.
wubbzy2000 3 years ago
Not only is he gay, but he's the catcher.
ibizl 3 years ago
Hilarious. Of course Bruce would be more professional, yet still smug, while Bale would be his usual subdued superhuman self.
Way too much accidental alliteration.
IzzyPepper 3 years ago
what is this?????
01hdav 3 years ago
Christian Bale, you are a GOD.
HELLOPEOPLEPEOPLEHI 3 years ago 3
Yes, baby, you are "the goddamned batman." hee, hee
tabistevens 3 years ago
hmmm... even in the comics Batman has repeatedly beaten Supes down. and made him bleed without the use of kryptonite, if i remember correctly... he's a pansy LOL
selfhealed 3 years ago 2
I love Bale so much but I don´t agree with all this bullshit! Batman can be badass but Superman is the best!!!
balehead28 3 years ago
I so agree!! Supes is my favourite followed by bats. And yes I'ma Balehead too!
baleheads 3 years ago
batman could easily defeat superman this piece of shit video had some truth batman did recieve a kryptonite ring from superman i agree superman is cool but he can do nothing anganst batman
chaingangsol224 3 years ago