Funny Police Reports... It's Time for Oh Puh-Lice!

[FadeyFF]

I wish there were more of these :)

[thedisneygirl1234]

Great, i was gonna go to bed, then i clicked on an ellen video...

[CodeRedFlame]

whats really sad is the police are responding to all of these 911 calls and when your house actually gets broken into or you are in trouble they never get there in time......

[Arella0407]

Wow, Ellen you really butchered the pronounciation of DuBois. Its dew-boyz

[Trash0Princesse]

@Arella0407 um, actually she said it perfectly.. unless you're going for the americanized version..

[Arella0407]

@Trash0Princesse Yeah, that's the Americanized version and I have a set of grandparents who live there and that's they the way its pronounced there.

[MRMOJ0H]

@Arella0407 My boyfriends last name is Dubois and it definitely is NOT pronounced dew-boyz. Its french and is pronounced doo bwah.

[Arella0407]

@MRMOJ0H Well, to each his own but the name of the city in Pennsylvania pronounces it differently and that's what I was trying to point out.

[MRMOJ0H]

@Arella0407 Yeah, but it just annoys me when people take a word from another language, butcher it's pronunciation, and then call other people out when they actually pronounce it the way it was originally intended. There shouldn't be a such thing as an 'american' pronunciation.

[thorstevie91]

@MRMOJ0H It's more than annoying, it's pure ignorance to purposefully pronounce something wrong. GAH!!

[ZaJeje007]

That "im sorry" was so cute lol :3

[dreamoutloud193]

you need to have avery on the show! like if you agree

[pittiegirl2000]

With the squirrel me and my friends say that all the time

[jujukoko]

Why is the audience waiting for her to finish to read to start laughing? -_-

[sundropsprite]

I have tears running down my face right now. I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Spanguolle]

boring american humour

[xTheVampireDiariesx]

Ellen always comes to the rescue when I'm bored and/or need a good laugh!

[xRandomDeborah98x]

She should do a segment when teachers send in mistakes made by students :L in french we were revising for a writing test and I wrote "I am going to town to meet myself" and two other students wrote "I play with myself" and "I was eaten by an Indian" =D

[aqua1795]

Ellen i need to go to school... XD

[musicinme205]

1:29 WHAT AN IDIOT!!!

[Jewelzie22]

anyone else love elen :)

[familiee123]

THE SQUIRREL! xD

[familiee123]

DAMN YOU ELLEN! -.- I NEED TO SLEEP NOW!

Its 2 am! :(

[MrTheawesomeones]

Ellen, I have to pee but your show is just too funny to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!



[PRedondeiro]

Police Unnable to contact the squirrel!!! xD

[PRedondeiro]

The HUSBAND!!! xD

[musicluver1017]

The one about the stink made me roll out of my bed

[gtlw5916]

Oh goodness, the one about the squirrel made me laugh so hard!!! LOL

[ChaosControl1997]

The one city in PA is Dubois pronounced Due or Do -- Boys, we live 2 hours from it.

[TheAvi4ever]

00:12

[MissMetal22]

damned evil squirrels! :))

[julianasmilie]

Ellen your so funny I love uj

[mjaerrific]

oh my gosh! i was just laughing too hard that tears began to fall from my eyes. hahaha.

[dianaskyler]

'Police was unable to contact the squirrel' lol WTF

[henriandme2009]

it could be her husband...? loving wife you got there, bud.

[SharkKiller116]

i think i just pissed when she said they could contact the Squirrel.

[aliyahanderson99]

DAMN u cant even see the freakin dislike bar, NOW THATS WAT IM TALKIN BOUT BABY!!

[MegaMinnie55]

police thought the squirrel was nuts.... lmao!!!!!!

[LilHottie268]

I'm with LADYGAGAPERUTIRICO :D

[voyagerfanatic]

Du Bois Pennsylvania is actually pronounced Doo Boyz. Trust me, it is. They get mad if you prounounce it "Du-bwah".

[XxFunnyLiLBunnyxX]

OMGGGGGG This ws uploaded on birthday!!!

[gothic144ever]

The Crowley report is wrong bc there's no south 2nd street in Crowley but the whole thing is HILARIOUS.!

[bland9876]

Ellen should be on a show called worlds dumbest

[LADYGAGAPUERTORICO]

you should make an App about police reports for ipod, iphone and ipads for entertainment

[potomataafa]

Subject not dead, just napping. Says will walk home.

[twnmecbd1]

You gotta love Ellen shows. :D

[Eva4evaGreen]

I love how she laughs from her jokes.

[aborderjumper69]

I'm from DuBois PA!!!!!!!!!! oh and technically its pronounced doo-bwa but around here we say do bois ;)

[HahaRawrrMeow]

SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!

[SekondThought]

Ellen you need to have MattyBRaps on your show!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMellisaShow]

LMFAO!

[TVCriticAmy]

She's fantastic!

[FIINASSTE]

that damn wacky squirrel!

[trishhbaby]

ehe...sorry.

[music4thewinnn]

Is it just me or is Ellen getting funnier with each show? xD

[chasewithhigh5s]

the squirrel ran up his leg cause it was interested in a different kind of nuts ;)

[Ahgwenas]

LMAOO!

[FlyingMarsmallow]

Take BRAD DOGGETT to the show!

[msarianna9]

come out with your hands up! no hands down! hands down! PRICELESS

[Leannelez97]

Put your hands up!!! No hands down, hands down!!

[98PrettyReckless]

HAHAHAHA LOL :p

[TheMohanad999]

@msfashionlover how about i put it in your ass pretty bad!!!!

i was just having fun ugly bitch

[IfrickenAccept]

lolylool

[AlbusDumbleD]

@Hileysweetie I know, right?!?

[xucntcmex]

Lol

[BarbaraElizMalesk100]

He he

[boardluva108]

Whomever disliked Ellen has no soul.

[biscuit1025]

I like the squirrel one!!!!! HAHA

[CandyReviewer4427]

i saw one and this is what it said

10:35- Woman finds a baby in a trash can outside of walmart

10: 50- Police do further investigation and find out the baby was just a buritto

[mrsiloveyouboy]

@CandyReviewer4427 LMAO! :)

[NataliaSomerhalder]

Anybody else think of Helena Peabody on the last report?

[demiandmileyrulesyay]

i dont get the felony one?



[marskeins]

I love the squirrel and husband reports!lol

[marskeins]

I love the squirrel and husband reports. Lol

[Maiarien]

The squirrel says hes nuts...lol loved it!

[softballgirl391]

i love the squirrel one

[scuttychic]

those 2 people who disliked this ARE nuts.

[ElfenLied8389]

@scuttychic its 4 now and yeah they r

[DuctTapeBobby]

how do i get tickets to a ellen show :D

[SwidtGames]

@DuctTapeBobby You apply on her website, but you can expect to wait 1 year.

[wishatnight]

Who takes a nap on the street?!?! other than that person, I mean.

[aquablueatk101]

Lol pause the video at the very beginning and look at her face! :)

[DluvsU2013]

I love this segment!

[Hileysweety]

I'm not sure if by 'nuts' the squirrel means the thing in his underwear or actual nuts cuz it's a squirrel .....

[akacopycat]

@Hileysweety Haha it's both!! xD 

[WITreasure]

"The police thought that the man was telling the truth, but the squirrel thought he was nuts."

Well it makes sense!!

[Connieleann]

Funny as always !!!

[RiiMaAGiRL]

306

[cataraa1]

im the 307 view again ^^

[59211bart]

a guy in the UK rang the police claiming he saw a UFO minutes later he admitted it was the moon

[zitaloveyou1]

Thumbs up if you want to be the son or daughter from Ellen !! 

[WJodieW]

@TheKiaTube Wait a second whilst I find you a badge for that.

[Bdoubleela]

'Police was unable to contact the squirrel' LMAO

[VibratorWarehouse]

good thing it wasnt about sex toys

-nicole

[BlueEyedBabe03]

Oh, my gosh! The second one is from my town! That is so weird. I cannot believe I missed that in our local paper!

[DUB5T3PbAbY]

this is positively madness, and Ellen, i am still determined to be discovered by you, once i figure out what i want to sing here on the world of youtube, love you, your my idol!!

[melissaanymedina]

where and how do I find find ploce reports in my area ????

[purplestar273]

mann whoever wrote those and watch ellen they are sooo owned!!

[chadiman7]

"im sorry" bahaha ellen's face was hilarious at that moment, she was like "what the hell did i just say?" hehe

[msfashionlover]

@TheMohanad999 wow you want that pretty bad

[ARCubit]

TOO FUNNY!!! =))))

[Woodpecker300]

+ one more video ^^

[ExtremeSugarLovex]

Yay :D

[TheEdelG]

whats that bracelet ellen always wears?...... i want one



[ImJustWatchinHere]

@TheEdelG i think its from a monk

[Ellewants2fly]

@TheEdelG it's from the dalai lama, she recieved it from a guest on the show, but i've forgotten who :)

[chadiman7]

@Ellewants2fly that was ann curry :)

[zahershalata]

Few! :D

[jaimondtan]

WOW.

[TheKelly1221]

under 100 club ^^

[TheKiaTube]

ayyayayayayay

[TheKiaTube]

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[TheKiaTube]

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