Mike Epps on Motherhood

[MrKen2dl]

I think since she growed TITTIES

[999grime]

THE REAL PROBLEM IS THE UNORIGINAL WHITE BOY STERIOTYPE JOKES HAVE BEEN UNFUNNY FOR DECADES NOW...RICHARD PRYOR DID IT AND IT WAS FUNNY, MOST BLACK COMEDIANS HAVE ENDLESSLY TRIED TO IMITATE IT AND ITS RUBBISH

[SuchaClassiChicc93]

2:21 "lets get an understandin around herr heffa!" callin everybdy..omg dat is my mama!!!!! lolz

[convincedon8]

"do you know the truth?...get off my porch bitch" hahaha

[ChildBehavior1]

Ansel.Grimes@sscserv.com.

[chRAYc11]

this nigga is a fool lmao

[MrIDKIDCIDGAF]

This Is My Room.LMAO

[dstsai1303]

2:12 IS MY FAVE!!! "I tried to kick her ass up 'tween that washer and dryer in there"!

[KMason2013]

"Timmy you're grounded. And you're dead mom! BITCH!...You're fucking outta here!!!!"

[crystalclear651]

i swear my mama hit me anywhere we are...if i dare disrespect her!!! n i look arnd n see if anyone saw it!!! LMAO!!

[nycpd75]

@crystalclear651 Im white and i got kicked the shit out of me when i was little, im still afraid of my mother xD

[aappzloud]

I don't know if thats true about white people but thats damn sure true about black mother, they suspicious a ery mufucking thing.

[latoyacost]

heffa lmao!!!!!!!!!!



[MegaKizzy12]

my momma be doin that hit me and tell everbody

[deunna007]

@MegaKizzy12 mine does too. i be like just tell the whole world then. goshh.

[iMagnific3nt]

o_o......O_O

[YungDaym97]

GET OFF MY PORCH BITCH!! (Wit da straightest face)lol

[joecudicudi]

Man I laugh jus lookin at him lolz

[Kaylacan11]

Funnyy!!

[Kaylacan11]

Funyy!!

[tooneyandteary]

i love mike epps



[klmurray2]

"Timmy Your Grounded", "And dead mom bitch !"

[destinygoodridge11]

They will beat a shoe down in dat mufuka lololol hahahahahah........ :) She think just cuz she got titties she runnin shit around here.....buy your own tampons lmao

[destinygoodridge11]

They will beat a shoe down in dat mufuka lololol hahahahahah........  :)

[xPOMONAx]

YOU'RE FUCKEN' OUT OF HERE MAN !!! HAHAHA

[basketballkieran9]

" Timmy ur grounded", AND UR DEAD MOM.. BITC*

[stoenyce]

shootout lol

[Lazerbeam93]

the 9 dislikes was ppl who couldn't buy they own tampons

[BrittanyNicole5286]

That's my mother to this DAY lol! She makes me mad then "you wanna go to lunch?" LOL!

[lOCOCHiCK5311O]

yur fuckin dead Mom lol,, i want my fuckin skate board out thu shop Bxtchh!!!

[lOCOCHiCK5311O]

yur fuckin dead Mom lol

[Da0infamous0lilb]

Best Part of the whole standup !!

[sasluver505]

U no it's hilarious cause black my do do the things that he says in here lol:)

[lovebeyonce991]

i memorized this whole thing!!!

[lexisgraham]

Ohhhh myyy goooddness that is EXACTLY what black mothers do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nitsudEyeam7]

hahahaah that shit was hilarious...if your white dont get offended hes not saying all white people are like that...but i have to agree that there are some of u that act like that ive seen it hahahaha comedy

[bigjcinsky]

It's funny because no one likes white people.

[MOONK2010]

don't play talk that motherfreaking ish to me . lol

[kimberlysmith87]

His lips and smile wow do that thang

[MOONK2010]

1:17 his eyes , lol ,

[lanaduhh01]

iTold Yhuu i wantedd mahh skateboard out the shop B**** .. !

[grantit101]

I love this man!!!!!!! so funny, comes natural.

[KnockaXIII]

9 people got hit in public

[spiederayne]

I HAD TO KNOCK SHANIQUA'S MOTHERFUCKIN'...I TRIED TO KICK THAT BITCH ALL BEHIND THE DAMN WASHER AND DRYER! I GUESS CAUSE SHE GOT TITTIES SHE THINK SHE RUNNING SOMTHING AROUND HERE.I HAD TO LET HER KNOW:BUY YO OWN TAMPONS! UNTIL YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN TAMPONS DON'T SAY ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKING THANG TO ME.BITCH WANNA BORROW A TAMPON AND TALK CRAZY BACK TO A BITCH.THEN THE NEXT TWO DAYS: "I LOVE YOU BABY....WANNA GO HAVE LUNCH?"

[MrBsd93]

I TOLD YOU I WANTED MY FUCKIN SKATEBOARD OUT THE SHOP BITCH!!!

[COOlEStkiDDOUt]

"ahh hell nahh! not that! no fuckinn christmas gifts?!! FUXK THIS SHITT!" hahahaha!

[AidenSixx1]

9 ppl are OUTTA HERE!!

[ladykutthroat]

LMMFAO THIS MII SHIT

[MatthewCole24]

i told you i wanted my fuckin skateboard out the SHOP BITCH!!

[JazzyGirl102]

The part was he talks about blacks mothers is soo true.. My mom beat sister up for trying to fight her, then she call everyone she knew and told them what happen!!!

[SDUndisputed]

@JazzyGirl102 monkey business

[Mr4988]

Get out of here NOW!

[AlexisN09]

&nd Told Everybody At The Church

[francisMHwhite89]

I guess cuz she got titties she think she run sumthin 'round here. I had to let her know BUY YA OWN TAMPONS! hahahahahahhahaahhahahha!

[igfromthe323]

Being a black man I can admit my mom never hit me in public, but my mom would pinch the shit outta me. She'd get the skin and twist wit it man was that painful smh lol

[CantBeTouched91]

@igfromthe323 me too me tooo

[sincity1600]

lmao

[nickstalovesyou]

( be a white man just lookin at you like this ........you better be careful little buddy ( AND YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP )

hes pretty fisty isnt he

yeah ima knock his motherfuckin teeth out

all my fellow black people out there dont lie are moms are exactly point on like that at least i know my momma is dang thats freakin funny cause thats exactly how my momma is

[ebisebony]

*weak I laughed sooo hard I farted n the lunchroom LOLLOL #tmi but it was funny az a fuk!!!!!! This dude and his white fam Timmy lol.... That's why ur fukin OUTTA here lollol

[dazeguy513]

lol do you no the truth!!! get off my porch bitch

[TinaBee88]

You better Be Careful little buddy...YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP...

[outwestmayor]

youre dead ass fuckin dead man! lol

[TheFuxkingColdest]

"i had to knock shanekas mutha fuckn, i tried to kick that btch all behind the washer & dryer." lmfao.

[narutofanmade]

Your dead fuckin' dad is dead!

[HotShiznit]

I really didn't understand the whole Timmy thing. That was dumb.

[YoungRan91]

@HotShiznit Your White?

[wallace333able]

ill knock ur head between dat washer and dryer

[wallace333able]

wat u doin timmy!!!! nothin mom GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!! LOL

[3939jessie]

ahaah his impression of a white boy is fucking funny as hell i love how he moves his long hair from side to side i want my skate board mom ahaha i about died

[Pr0j3ctPat]

Six people are FUCKIN OUTTA HERE MAN!!!

[getsmoney45]

i told u i wanted my fucking skateboard out the shop bitch!!! lmfao!!!

[pimpdaddy1098]

Bitch ill Knock yoo head between tht washer and dryer ;; lets get an understanding around here heffa ;; i had to knock shaniqua muthafuhkin, i tryed to kikk tht bitch between the washer and dryer ;; i quess juss cuhzz she qot tittys, she think she runninq sumthin around here, i had to let her know buy yuhrr own tampons ;; until you can buy a yoo own tampon dnt say ahh muhtafuhkin thang to mehh>!! Two days later, i love you baby, wanna go have lunch>? untill you beat meh uhpp side the head!!

[shayarzachary]

bitch wanna borrow a tampon n talk crazy back to a bitch !! ROTFLMAO !! !!

[Datpooger6]

what you doin in that mothafuckin room so long.... you needa say somethin when ya in there!

[iluvbnnatural20]

I did that many of times not anything really major but get popped or something in the store then look around to see if someone saw!!! Ha ha ha...ow!

[SkullTheHedgehog1]

YOUR FUCKIN OUTTA HERE MAN!!!!!!!!!

[igfromthe323]

Not to start any kind of racial tension but we kinda see that at the stores we go to such as wal mart

[JzzdInMyPant]

@igfromthe323 he was being serious haha

[spiederayne]

@igfromthe323 I'M BLACK AND I LOVE TO SEE THAT SHIT...IT'S FUNNY AS HELL

[Alexsh2010]

he was all in character doing the white guy hair swipe LOL your the problem dads the problem hahahaha

[ColoradoKing26]

"that's why your fucking outta here" rofl

[ILuvTrey4441]

this too fuckin funny!!! "i guess cuz she got tittes she think she runnin shit round hea!!"

[ClassickJB]

"you're dead, fuckin dad is DEAD man!! hahah

[lesther415]

Listen carefully and you'll hear go

[bill5532]

what he said at 3:46 so true dat happened 2 my niece at the store

[Ramaine1]

"Timmy what's the problem? Your the fucking problem" lmfao

[EmperorEli]

your the problem, dads the fuckin problem.. I TOLD U I WANT MY FUCKIN SKATEBOARD OUT THE SHOP BITCH!!

[Deheye]

Lol Wow u see how he did the hair shit lmao 0:45 funniest sh ever

[Brasil9215]

"Timmy your grounded" .. "And your dead Mom bitch" AHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[datgavinboi]

you're f*cking outta here lmao!!! hahaha!

[MrJonzie33]

I told u I want my fucking skateboard out the shop BITCH!!!!

[demonrulerxx]

the 6 people that didnt like this are the 6 people whos family does this

[Dominick42365]

1:18 he made me flinch he scared the shitt outta me with his leg loll

[MrLoonietune5]

WANNA HAVE LUNCH?!!

[JudahKeyz]

SO true!!! i used to look round like that!

[Supermantim]

oh yeah!! that part about gettin hit and lookin to see who seen it had me rollin lol. everybody wit a black mama has been there lol

[Kj21killa]

ima do it shxxt.! wat'd u say bxxxt i'll knock yo head tween the washer nd dryer.!!

[endia1990]

omg everything he said about black mothers is exactly what my mother use to do i cried laughing

[amareto35]

This is one of the reasons white folks kill their kids or vice verza. last week alone, two mothers killed their kids just because they were 'Mouthy".

They don't beat them, they just keep the anger inside, and all of the sudden they explode, next thing you know..shooting..

[thizzkid59]

@amareto35 they took it to far not they were jus suppose to beat them a little

[chefawkes]

lols black kids try and kill his parents, it'll be a shoot out

[gina12740]

lol aaaaaahhhahahahahahahaha wow

[ericawind99]

till you can buy yo own tampons dont say a muthafuckin THANG NA ME lmaooooo

[cutieB2010]

"you better be careful there little buddy.... you better shut the fuck up." LMAO soooo funny

[j3ssi3123]

lmao!! this video iz HILARIOUZ!!!!!! but not all white kidz tlk 2 dey mama && daddy like dat. if i tlkd 2 mii parents like dat mii mama would beat me 2 death. lol

[wildchild1314]

you're fuckin OUTTA HERE!!!!!

[jewill761]

Tooo fuk'n hilarious.....

[bombii3nene08]

Lmfao , this note won't make it this year : ]

[losammibabixl]

I HAD TO LET HER KNOW.. BUY YOUR OWN TAMPONS!!

[joelyc24]

the last minute killed me

[Ashleymooks]

1:19 kills mehhhh !! lmao

[johnisa100]

Dnt play tlk that mf shit to me!!!

Lmao that sound like somethin mii granny would say

[MysChappel]

your fuckin outta here man your dead fuckin dad is dead man thats why yhur fuckin putta heretimmy whats dha prblem your the fuckin problem your the prblem dads the prblem i told you i want me bikee out THE FUCKING SHOP BITCH ( HE HAD THEM BIG ASS EYES AND SHIT LMFAO)

[MysChappel]

your fuckin outta here man your dead fuckin dad is dead man

[killnusoftly1]

u and dad are fuccn DEAD...lol...

[bombii3nene08]

Lmao look at his eyes at 1:15 too funny , "you're the fucking problem" lol funny shiet bro

[keykey5599]

GET OUT HERE NOW LLS YO

[Babygir12494]

Lmao this was to funny ur the problem lol

[Jesusfavchild]

lolol u better b careful lil buddy, lol naw nigga u better shut the f... up lololololololol

[PrettyYoungThugs]

lmao you better be careful little buddy

[Tamarale91]

mike epps is retarted!!!!!!!!!!!!lol

[scharmerem]

timmie watz da problem? ur da fuckin problem......u da problem dads da fuckin problem i told u i want my fuckin skateboard out da fuckin shop.....BITCH......LOL

[MrBerto2189]

funny as hell

[Shygiirl916]

"You ever get hit then look around to see who seen it!" OMG that is me my mom use to love to embarrass me!

[prettyboyclmz]

Funnie as hell

[Louisisaboss]

Shaniqa disliked this 3 times ROFL!

[Domonique09]

"THIS NOTE WON'T MAKE IT THIS YEAR! "

LMAO!!!

[TerrencetheGreat13]

"i told you i want my fucking skateboard out the shop BITCH!"

[carlina1117]

too funny

[FORTSxFINEST]

Timmy you're grounded..and you're dead mom bitch...thats why you're fuckin outta here!!!

[RaeeMelissa]

Little Timmys In the garage Making a bomb " Tim What ARE YOU DOING " "Nothing Mom , get out of here NOWW ! "

[cory5986]

lmao timmy ur grounded and mom ur dead ur fuckin out of here man

[Lranee]

what he does with his hair (0:43) imitating white guys ...LMBO

[brebre10291996]

youre dead mom bitch! lmao

[DatBoiKiece]

3 people does this

[ericawind99]

"I had to knnnoocckkk Shanika- I had to kick that bitch between the washer n dryer" lmao

Do you know the truth?

I really was crying laughing at this

[meamaa]

BUY YOUR OWN TAMPONS HAHA

[dowdell2]

Ur dead MOm, bitch! lol

[losammibabixl]

IF YOU'VE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU WATCHED THIS... LIKE THIS.

[NilesSophie]

lololololololololol.oloooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooolololo



[MrIAMEVILMONKEY]

LOL YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL LITTLE GUY AND YOU BETTA SHUT THE FUCK UP



[Jencill]

You better be careful little buddy.

YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP



[ShortyDooBop]

no fuckin christmas gifts?! FUCK THIS SHIT! lma0

[hotsuff3]

Your Fucking out of here man ! ! lmao !

[DjBlaaack]

Lmao @ 1:12

[PinkMoetNuvo]

Get Out OF Here NOW

[PinkMoetNuvo]

Timmy Whats The Problem? Your The Fucking Problem

[bjsstrini1992]

lmaoooo dat leg gets to me mannn....

[lilmarcus47]

mike the best !!

[k2skis502]

the fuckin leg kicks crack my shit up

[thisisyimhot898]

wat r yu doin timmy nothin mom get outta here nowwwww dats y yu f***!n outta here

[thisisyimhot898]

i told i want my mothaf****** skateboard outta the shop

[43MILFify]

I love you baby wanna go have lunch? After you done beat me all upside the fu--in head and told everybody at church???!! LMAO in tears laughing OMG Mike Epps is stupid!!!

[FemaleSAVAqE]

Yourr Fuckinq outtaa Heree Mann!

[nailclipper91]

AND YOUR DEAD MOM BITCH!!!!! LMFAO

[akamizzT]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG this is hilarious!

[MrChrisWiggins]

kmsl at 2:33... i had to kick her between the washer and dryer...

[luke1the3duke]

"youu better be crful little buddy"

you better shut the fuuk uup

[1trichtrauma]

3 white kids want to kill their parents lol.

[xXDABESTESXx]

until you can buy your own tampons dont say another muthaf***n thang to me lol hahahahaha

[z0mbiemisfit]

me and my brother crack up on this everytime we see it lol

[60zOutlaw]

dnt play talk that muthfuggin shit to me!lmaoo

[kairaw16]

i want my skateboard out the shop bitch lmao

[theprettygurlsawgg13]

lol 0:24 is hilarious :-)

[MrAmazing170]

LMAO UR FUCKING OUT HERE MAN

[SRT92]

3:32 ROFL

[RipThaChip]

hahaha......this is so true (about the black mother and daughter thing)

[MINOTAUR999]

"BITCH I'LL KNOCK YA HEAD IN BETWEEN THAT WASHNDRYA"

[MINOTAUR999]

"YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL LITTLE BUDDY"....."AND YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP"....LMAO

[RianaMonique]

Hahahahaha lmfaoo

" nothing mom , get outta here NOW!! "

[Da910Chicc]

What Are You Doinq Timmy? Nothinq Mom Get Outta Here NOWW ! Freqinn Hilarious LOVE This GUY !