The preview gives you so much plot, but without spoiling any of the upcoming climaxes. I nearly teared up at 2:51. I am so going to see this at my local homeless shelter!
Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
@Urmomsedhi It's funny because its stupid and random? Really dude? That's your logic of defense for this dumb shit? haha you say my life is miserable that's hilarious kid especially when it's you who is defending a show for retartds. As far as your comment about my pussy getting um... I get plenty of ass and that' is completely irrelevant to what I even said or the subject of arguement. Grow a brain dipshit and learn how to argue a point before you start talkin shit that makes no since.
@Guitarplayer871 Seriously, calm down. if its such a waste then why did you watch it? If thats the way these guys make money then so be it. They are obviously making some heavy money because right now they are doing a tour in Europe. They have talent i will admit. I watch the show and go to their website but i can agree with you that the fact sometimes they aren't funny. But other than that i enjoy it. So lets alll calm down and just enjoy YouTube shall we?
@sooperheep How about your first grow a spot in your brain for grammar. If that is the best you can attack my logic with then you're pathetic. The name is guitarplayer not guitarfucker. I'm sorry that you find pointless shit amusing. Do you lack the capacity to think? Is that why you watch this; To assure yourself that there are more ignorant people out there such as yourself? Well job well done you sooperheep of worthless.
If you find this entertaining and funny I feel sorry for you... This is the most ignorant, no point having, and rediculous shit in the world. This is not entertainment... It doesn't even scratch the hair on entertainments ass... Grow a fucking brain people... It's shit like this that makes America the laughing stock of all the nations... Because there are people who actually find this dumb shit amusing...wow...
@Guitarplayer871 that is why this is funny, it is so stupid and random. So u and your fucking hater ass self gtfo. Oh, and Btw, they get so much more pussy in 1 day than u do in your entire miserable life.
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
I hate this show, In fact, I was pissed when I used to wake up @ 6 am to catch robot chicken while I got ready for school but it was replaced by this -___-
@MisterBankz I found stuff from my 6th grade English class where I had to write a comedy thing and some of the same jokes are in Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken sucks.
@neocore6669- I did watch the entire episode...... the "car accident" scene was in the Tairy Greene movie, too. I understand that much- but how did it make him tiny? The world will never know, haha.
I try SOOOOO hard to sing "little dancing man"along with Peter Cetera w/o laughing (y'no, like it's a serious uplifting song), but I just can't! it's too g'damn funny!
He may be little but this video is too long.
hughlingard 2 days ago in playlist Season 5
by un
1993prc 4 days ago
i was so confussed
moleman40000 1 week ago
adult swim fix your sh*t or im calling the big boiz up at the head office, tim and tammy turner
roflcopter2225 1 week ago
Total fail upload by adultswim.
CHECK YOUR VIDEO BEFORE UPLOAD
soulstudiosmusic 3 weeks ago 4
@soulstudiosmusic lol wait are u serious?
fatwreckdsucks 2 days ago
the star of the cheers
BassHeadsProduction 1 month ago
danson looks good enough for a poke
Walczyk 1 month ago
I DONT HAVE ANY SANDALS! WANT DO YOU WANT ME TO WEAR TURKEYS ON MY FEET? *insert trollface*
Believeyoureyes100 1 month ago
at first I thought the slomo was on purpose. you never know with this show...
steelibeam 1 month ago in playlist Season 5
The sound is fucked
DrNo0Entertainment1 1 month ago
@DrNo0Entertainment1 the sound is fine, the video is fucked. but this being adult swim + tim & eric you never know, it could be on purpose.
SplaTNatioNDoTCoM 1 month ago
Lol, this isn't supposed to be in slow motion.
otnomnoraa 1 month ago
you-could-be-mak-in-MILL-YUNS-danc-IN
saviorpants 2 months ago
This darn music video costs me $80.00 = 2 Tairy Tokens
TonyKanameKuran 2 months ago
The Cheers
mario0318 2 months ago
sound is not in synch.
zipsrule 2 months ago
D-D-Don't do nothing!
jreign 2 months ago
He's really started to diversify his portfolio.
BassHeadsProduction 2 months ago
I used to be an adventurer like you... until i got bitten by a bee.
feces88 3 months ago
THIS IS PERFECT!
The preview gives you so much plot, but without spoiling any of the upcoming climaxes. I nearly teared up at 2:51. I am so going to see this at my local homeless shelter!
ChocolateCactus 3 months ago 2
i know how to fix it:
1. leave video and wait
thatsmahboi1337 3 months ago
where's my quarter?
moonlemon09 3 months ago
whats wrong with the top comments not knowing how to spell ad
Audhumla 3 months ago in playlist Season 5 12
@Audhumla lol, you get 2 more thumbs up and the guy below you will wright " whats wrong with the top comment not knowing how TO NOT spell ad?" :D
Lukerativestopaction 2 months ago
Why is the video out of sync?
tweekin001 4 months ago 5
some one fix this it looks hella funny
hgiohewwvhiowehf 4 months ago in playlist Season 5
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Alone, an ass, alone. A pair of buttocks, perfected, pock less. No slaps of glad palms over my lone fat flesh. No blood clasping vows. No ballad of sacrifice at the god buns altar at the peak of my muscular flesh pedestals. It can only be praised in the space above speech or thought. So, do me a favor. Don’t strain. No voices should go out for me. I know what I have, alone. A spectacular ass, alone. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
Why do you care about posting comments about what people think why do we post comments why do we talk
codycampbell7691 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
woah its in slow motion
ReginaldMaulding 5 months ago in playlist More videos from adultswim 30
@ReginaldMaulding Yeah, why the fuck is it all slowed down and shit?
warlord90210 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
fucking vitamin water!
khmerboi916 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
LOL that smile at the end xD
Vessoland 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
adds, errors, then internet failures! awesome great job!
RollinNolan92 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
what if I get bitten by a bee?
SEHANO 5 months ago
I guess
LOGANGOD1 6 months ago
...you don't get bitten by a bee.
samantonio 6 months ago
@samantonio if your tiny you do
booboowilson10101 5 months ago in playlist Season 5
@booboowilson10101 I guess so maybe.
samantonio 5 months ago
@Urmomsedhi It's funny because its stupid and random? Really dude? That's your logic of defense for this dumb shit? haha you say my life is miserable that's hilarious kid especially when it's you who is defending a show for retartds. As far as your comment about my pussy getting um... I get plenty of ass and that' is completely irrelevant to what I even said or the subject of arguement. Grow a brain dipshit and learn how to argue a point before you start talkin shit that makes no since.
Guitarplayer871 6 months ago
@Guitarplayer871 Seriously, calm down. if its such a waste then why did you watch it? If thats the way these guys make money then so be it. They are obviously making some heavy money because right now they are doing a tour in Europe. They have talent i will admit. I watch the show and go to their website but i can agree with you that the fact sometimes they aren't funny. But other than that i enjoy it. So lets alll calm down and just enjoy YouTube shall we?
WarioWeegeeYoshi 6 months ago
I was only able to enjoy the Kmart ad because it was one Janelle Monae's songs playing. c:
Monstory 6 months ago
so anyway the clip ends halfway through the purported time
Volcanic9 6 months ago
@sooperheep How about your first grow a spot in your brain for grammar. If that is the best you can attack my logic with then you're pathetic. The name is guitarplayer not guitarfucker. I'm sorry that you find pointless shit amusing. Do you lack the capacity to think? Is that why you watch this; To assure yourself that there are more ignorant people out there such as yourself? Well job well done you sooperheep of worthless.
Guitarplayer871 6 months ago
@Guitarplayer871 Dude lighten up.
destructionman1 6 months ago
If you find this entertaining and funny I feel sorry for you... This is the most ignorant, no point having, and rediculous shit in the world. This is not entertainment... It doesn't even scratch the hair on entertainments ass... Grow a fucking brain people... It's shit like this that makes America the laughing stock of all the nations... Because there are people who actually find this dumb shit amusing...wow...
Guitarplayer871 6 months ago
@Guitarplayer871 go fuck your guitar, loser
sooperheep 6 months ago
@Guitarplayer871 that is why this is funny, it is so stupid and random. So u and your fucking hater ass self gtfo. Oh, and Btw, they get so much more pussy in 1 day than u do in your entire miserable life.
Urmomsedhi 6 months ago
WHAT! Thats perfect! PERFECT!
nardcalls 6 months ago 3
thumps up if the video eneded at 2:10 but it says 4:34
FuryLyrics 6 months ago
I've started to diversify my portfolio
GodisDead775 6 months ago
lol.. they really got Peter Cetera from Chicago to come and film the soundtrack
goodolarchie 7 months ago
Where's my quarter? WHERE'S MY QUATER!?!? Guess he was planning to buy all that stuff with it O-O
Spitsonyou 7 months ago
Get you a tiny panini.
IndieFlyGurl12 7 months ago
the ending. lol
lukyganesh 8 months ago
oh cool no ad followed by no error!
firefox and adblock + a winning combination! brought to you by little danson man!
Skrimpish 8 months ago
hey guys lets collaborate im a star already
drone257i 8 months ago
Get ya a tiny football
mackles 8 months ago
Glitched video lmao
assyfartknocker 9 months ago
If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago
these are some huge donuts.....fuck
bennyhaha66 10 months ago
HA... i gues...
youngman098 10 months ago
Shaped like a boot
And8But 10 months ago
Where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs!?
KrykoStorm 10 months ago 2
YOU COULD BE MAKIN' MILLIONS DANSON!
robertpicklesnickle 11 months ago
star of "the Cheers" HAHAAAA
TutsRevenge 11 months ago
maybe six inches?
pootytang46670 11 months ago
@pootytang46670 WHAT?! THAT'S PERFECT! PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
Brentstah 10 months ago
Me nead . helap i m tinn y now..
These are some huge donuts...$#@!%&!
ArmyRanger75TH 11 months ago
Me nead . helap i m tinn y now..
ArmyRanger75TH 11 months ago
tiny checking account
sandmarch7 11 months ago
tiny panini.
pandabat 11 months ago
When i woke up the small my feet are too tiny to use E-mail. Me need help cause I'm too tiny now. Can't type as well as before.
Joiiiiiiiii....
charredsoul 11 months ago
PERFECT!!
LetsTalkPolitix 1 year ago
i love his laugh at 0:42
mizlilly236 1 year ago
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LetsTalkPolitix 1 year ago
this is my favorite tim and eric thing ever
evildirtysocks 1 year ago
Wow they actually got peter cetera... I CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!! FUCK YOU I CANT WAAaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiit
skywalk553 1 year ago
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PieceofMindmusic 1 year ago
Is youtube seriously telling me that I sat through a 30 second Eagleheart promo just to get the error occurred screen? -.-
MisterBankz 1 year ago 2
Everyone should boycott youtube until they fix all this gay shit
lndnb1 1 year ago
@lndnb1 How do you boycott something you dont pay for?
skywalk553 1 year ago
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SEHANO 1 year ago
Fucking adds followed by errors!
GagSauce 1 year ago 12
FUCK make me wait through a fucking ad then give me an error, fuck you
alkalinecuban 1 year ago 3
the seven people that disliked the video disliked the video!
joeboe22 1 year ago
an add followed by an error.....
Alamn420 1 year ago 21
@Alamn420 shutyup and watch yer danson man!
seanowbo 5 months ago
when I wook! uup . me _ small , mly fEet r tooo Tinie to u se E-- mAiil Me nead . helap cause i m tinn y now.. CAn't tiPE as well a s Be 4..
NeutralMilkHotelover 1 year ago
whenever the whole family gets together, we fuck ourselves
742512345689 1 year ago
BULLSEYE,,,,,NICEEE!
pchamp82 1 year ago 2
The random reverb is the BEST part...............Humor at it's finest
MutantBlackGuy 1 year ago
weirdly, my favorite part is the fact that he's using an eMac.
NerdsInFlight 1 year ago
CAn't tiPe as well a s Be 4..joiii
sperckensiedoitch 1 year ago
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sperckensiedoitch 1 year ago
gloriosity
tlaverty 1 year ago
Not "Little Dancing Man"! "Little Danson Man" staring Ted Danson. Bulls eye.
xerochi 1 year ago 2
@xerochi Nice.
destructionman1 1 year ago
he could have sex by just climbing into the girls pants when shes not looking
Surprise!!!!!
Pieishman 1 year ago
if i could buy this song i would but it twelve times. I guess
run4urlyfe380 1 year ago
Ah, yes. My favorite part of The Cheers was how Ted would look directly at the camera after every punch line. Oh, the memories...
Wh3nYour3Strang3 1 year ago 5
I love the ridiculous reverb. "Where's my quarter?"
tylerjamesstephens 1 year ago
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite Tim & Eric sketches. It's just brilliant. Nothing short of.
nickperil 1 year ago
I hate this show, In fact, I was pissed when I used to wake up @ 6 am to catch robot chicken while I got ready for school but it was replaced by this -___-
...... but this is funny as hell xD
MisterBankz 1 year ago
@MisterBankz I found stuff from my 6th grade English class where I had to write a comedy thing and some of the same jokes are in Robot Chicken, Robot Chicken sucks.
neocore6669 9 months ago
@neocore6669 Well.. I like RC, so I don't really care.
MisterBankz 9 months ago
thats perfect! PERFECT!!
maxissora 1 year ago
& Peter Cetera singing the theme song.... genius and epic.
SEHANO 1 year ago
Was the car accident scene really necessary... I mean, how did that make him smaller?
SEHANO 1 year ago
@SEHANO your an idiot
jameslickms 1 year ago
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@jameslickms- Why am I an idiot?
SEHANO 1 year ago
@SEHANO why are you an idiot?
WillyWobSk8in 1 year ago
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SEHANO 1 year ago
@SEHANO your brains trolling you, idiot.
WillyWobSk8in 1 year ago
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SEHANO 1 year ago
@SEHANO dont fail your test you idiot.
WillyWobSk8in 1 year ago
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SEHANO 1 year ago
@SEHANO no you failed life because of your first comment.
WillyWobSk8in 1 year ago
@SEHANO if you watched the entire episode you would understand FOOL
neocore6669 9 months ago
@neocore6669- I did watch the entire episode...... the "car accident" scene was in the Tairy Greene movie, too. I understand that much- but how did it make him tiny? The world will never know, haha.
SEHANO 9 months ago
getcha a tiny panini
maxissora 1 year ago
damn tim and eric is really getting big in hollywood
thundertower 1 year ago
I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING SHIT ABOUT A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE, YOU CAN'T HAVE A SINGLE AD THAT'S LONGER THAN THE FUCKING CLIPS
atari2600a 1 year ago
@atari2600a Dude, what browser do you use? Firefox? Chrome? get adblock
AndyNolastname 1 year ago
@AndyNolastname HURR DERP DERP DERP also adblocking youtube ads tend to break youtube videos altogether.
atari2600a 1 year ago
@atari2600a "adblocking youtube ads tend to break youtube videos altogether"
WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING? When has that ever happened?
AndyNolastname 1 year ago
@AndyNolastname flash on *nix kinda...sucks, see, & failing without hardware acceleration is a slow
atari2600a 1 year ago
@AndyNolastname ...fail
atari2600a 1 year ago
omg that last part made me shit myself in pure ecstasy
Skizla 1 year ago
this is one of my favorite things ever
SpaceElevatorMusic 1 year ago
"tugs on earing" .....ahhhhhhhhhhh
DfektRiskProductions 1 year ago
im drunk irds awesome
laxsplash07 1 year ago
i'm gettin the chilly willies just thinkin about it
DW8807 1 year ago
So...
what happened to the other person in the car?
Xykes 1 year ago 3
keep pressing 0:43
Aaronamations 1 year ago 3
@Aaronamations you Sir,have a beautiful mind!:)
tSIXe666 1 year ago
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Aaronamations 1 year ago
I try SOOOOO hard to sing "little dancing man"along with Peter Cetera w/o laughing (y'no, like it's a serious uplifting song), but I just can't! it's too g'damn funny!
hatey319 1 year ago 3
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killerninja420 1 year ago
@killerninja420 i am thanks =D
supermanpride15 1 year ago 2
im tired of these car commercials
BarrioPunkRock 1 year ago 2
The Tairy Greene Machine
Frusciantefan77 1 year ago 2
aghh i dont want to buy a fucking nerf water gun
TheBlargenfarg 1 year ago
Get ya a tiny panini.
IngestedRemains 1 year ago
WHAT!? That's Perfect! PERFECT!!!!
catlips 1 year ago 2
This is awful. What the hell?
JoyGrenade 1 year ago
@JoyGrenade
LISTEN HOW DARE YOU JOYGRENADE
JUST LIKE THE SEX YOU TRIED TO GIVE MY MOM YOU CUNT FUCK
I HATE YOU MORE THAN TED DANSON HATES BEE STINGS
SINCERELY,
THE MAYOR OF TOWNSVILLE
igorc 1 year ago 2
Wear Turkeys on my feet?!
DeathNation6661 1 year ago
"where's my quarter???"
0:44 that laugh is golden
ministryofsumthing 1 year ago
Does this video stop at 2:11 for anyone else?
BigDogJang0 1 year ago 5
I want a huge donut :(
KHAOTiKGENOZiDE 1 year ago
I'm getting the Chili willies just thinking about it
theman316 1 year ago
the star of the cheers!
theFonzSaysSitOnit 1 year ago 2
is he going to get a tiny debit card to spend his millions?
ehiggin 1 year ago
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thetafoyans 1 year ago
great to see others like cetera and danson on, having fun
cannedplastic 1 year ago
wheres my quarter?! Where's my Quarter?!?!
thehomeless79 1 year ago 29
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thetafoyans 1 year ago
Doctor Becker
DuckTape3571 1 year ago
ahahah his face after, "Wear turkeys on my feet"... "I've started to diversify my portfolio" ahahahahaha
theFonzSaysSitOnit 1 year ago 2
These are some HUGE donuts...
siriuslylostwerewolf 1 year ago
One of my favorite Tim and Eric moments...which makes it one of my favorite tv moments of all time!
1:45 Peter Cetera is hilarious! Best part!
residualbill 1 year ago
I DONT HAVE ANY SANDALS! WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, WEAR TURKEYS ON MY FEET?! *smirk*
suckithardnfast 1 year ago
My Favorite Sketch.
Blitzer1234567 1 year ago
how the fuck did they get danson?
likely through galifinakis.
abcbamz17 1 year ago
How did Tim and Eric pull this off? LOL
BabyBeastie1 1 year ago 3
@BabyBeastie1 Green screens.
suckithardnfast 1 year ago
Oh Peter Cetera... you are so amazing.
Nicenice404 1 year ago 10
i don't have any sandals what do ya want me to do, wear turkeys on my feet? - favorite line ever
VashTS10 1 year ago
lol, my fav. episode
MsTruthseeker2009 1 year ago
The echo after the executive's exclaimaitions is funny!
XtreemMetalMan 1 year ago
Out of nowhere PETER CETERA!
phuturephunk 1 year ago
This makes absolutely no sense, but is absolutely AWESOME
legatoblue217 1 year ago 4