Well there's 1min25 of my life I'll never get back...I love the line, "just take a week off of drums to play them in your head" This guy has no business taking a week off of playing drums ever. Get some sticks that match. Set up your toms like you actually care about them. Oh and learn how to do your own laundry and move out of your mothers house....
You know what? I've been playing drums for 35 years and this guy really has the right idea. The trick to playing drums (or any other musical instrument for that matter) at any level is in hearing and feeling it. It's not about technique and chops and all that hockus pockus stuff. It's about feeling it.
There is a lot more to drumming than just that, and this guy really has none of this. To accompany the "feel" required to play musically, you really need to have the "ability" to play it.
You know what? I've been playing drums for 35 years and this guy really has the right idea. The trick to playing drums (or any other musical instrument for that matter) at any level is in hearing and feeling it. It's not about technique and chops and all that hockus pockus stuff. It's about feeling it.
There is a lot more to drumming than just that, and this guy really has none of this. To accompany the "feel" required to play musically, you really need to have the "ability" to play it.
@TommyPurrazz he can´t play drums at all, so the setup doesnt matter. a guy like vinnie colaiuta or dennis chambers would groove your head off on his kit.
THis is totally a joke. Really, look at how those drums are set up and to what he is saying, This is totally a joke....pretty funny if you ask me. Your a terrible drummer so take a week off and practice in your head...lol...so funny.
this guy has no business getting near a kit let alone trying to teach how to play drums! he should just bag my groceries at the food co-op! and now my computer stinks of failure and patoulie oil. Thanks alot Expert Village.
Maybe these video's are made to prove there's always a worse drummer than you on this planet, so don't give up. As long as this guy believes in himself, why wouldn't you do the same thing?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! you're an idiot and a disgrace to all drummers. your drum set is a piece of crap and your sticks are different colors. get some skill and then maybe you can try to teach people how to drum.
Expert Village might just be the most brilliant parody ever. Their videos are just bad enough to be mockery of actual skill and competence, but not bad enough to just be stupid obvious parodies.
There is no way this guy is anything other than a beginner. He should definitely not be teaching.
I think expert village gets a kick out of annoying people with stupid videos like this. Do they sit around and read comments all day and laugh? I would say that this is most likely the case. I've been wrong.
this is supposed to be EXPERT village then how come he still has the stock heads on his drums? It doesnt even take an expert to know that u replace them right when u get em. and look at the way his toms look.
lmao did you just say this crazy brat is a son of a thousand prostitutes!? cuz that's what it translated to on a translator lol. but ya alozo what's with these haters? honestly, i feel bad for these kids because they have such a long way to go in terms of becoming a real matured drummer, who wouldn't insult and tell other fellow drummers to quit drumming. that would be the drummer who ends up becoming miserable because he spent too much time judging others than themselves.
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS I GOT SCARED SO you will die in seven days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour. if you do, tomorrow will be the best day of your life
Lol, First off. You need lessons... Your not even holding the sticks right. You dont put your index finger on top of the stick like that. Use your Wrist not your arm.
Well, You prabally just learned more from me then he just taught you.
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Ok dude. I played the piano for 5 years. Got boring and i used to bring in a book insted of my notes to read during concerts.
I played a violin for 3 years... That went well to.
I play the acoustic guitar from time to time. Have been for a while but nothing serious.
Fact and case. I'm bored as hell of all these instruments. I could call them booring and not real instruments but i realize that it is just my oppinion and that others may enjoy it.
OK, seriously you call yourself a professional drummer??? That is funny. And for shit's sake man...what is with that tom positioning???? That is outrageous.
I see someone has gotten upset, thats all right to love what your playing another is glorifying what instrument your playing like drums. I never thought i would see the day when drums were considered and instrument! but awh well, i admit some are amazing at it, but chances are no one commenting here can play anything, drums is a backup instrument, nothing more. Keep beats and time, thats all their good for
Drums can not only keep the beat but also and in most cases do add to themelody of the guitar by giving it more deffinition between variations. A good example could be Breaking Benjamin - Believe. It's fairly obvious in that song.
Serriously though dude. In all rational honesty, you deserve a throat punch purely for being a stuck up dickhead.
Also if you are such a good drummer post a video of yourself drumming and some way we can tell its you.
Thats whats im talking about is this rock/hiphop crap, jazz i still think is pretty asy, lotta timing, but pretty easy, Latin drums, well we wont go there cause i dont consider that drumming, thats freaks of nature
yea well like every instrument hard or easy, there are always a few ppl who can do extremely well. But thats 3 people, majority of drummers just sounds the same
I will give you this one. Same goes for guitarists, violinists and just everyone in general though. It just varies from person toperson. Also, try listening to rock drumming more. A lot of nice tidbits there.
I knew this stuff when I was like 9 years...
MeHesHovMe 3 weeks ago
"You could be a terrible drummer who couldn't play in time for years"
Just like this guy?
GeneralMillss 4 weeks ago
Reminds me of the 'coonga' (I mean 'conga') lessons he did about 'groove this,' 'groove that.' And what's with those tom tom angles?
JeterSwisherFan88 1 month ago
i love how his toms are almost at a 90 degree angle
yoroot20 1 month ago
This guy is a joke and from looking at his other videos it seems he can only play the same beat as Justin Bieber
MrDrummer154 1 month ago
This guy can't even play it inside his head (or mouth for that matter) xD
LoloMusical 2 months ago
Did you hear what he did at first? That's how he plays. What he did afterwards with his mouth is how he thinks he plays.
Canonall 2 months ago
this guy is bad at EVERY musical instrument EXCEPT piano. he is really really good at piano...
HiTharIPlayDrums 3 months ago
he still must be a beginner...
bondjamesbond12 3 months ago
I didn't know Kyle Orton played Drums
dostoyevesky12 4 months ago
take a week off the drums, so he's telling us not to practice xD he fails sooo hard. xD
metalmaster126 5 months ago
HAHAHA! Look at the angle of the toms AHAHAHAHA
AmateurDrumCovers 6 months ago
Just listen to the beat in ur head oh and the voices haha
slinky8319 6 months ago
Or you can just hear what you're playing. What you're playing well mind you.
gotM3T4L 6 months ago
This man is the Andy Kaufman of music. This is amazing.
OGNOGN 7 months ago 2
I LOVE HOW YOU DESCRIBED YOURSELF IN THE BEGINNING WITH THAT BEAT
thepooper2010 7 months ago
All his videos are funny. Obvious jokes to those who know better.
MrMarkpark 8 months ago
0:16 yeah that's YOU matey
whitesebi 8 months ago
0:49 fail
StankySwank 8 months ago
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StankySwank 8 months ago
this guy gives great advice though!
aannngeel 8 months ago
Well there's 1min25 of my life I'll never get back...I love the line, "just take a week off of drums to play them in your head" This guy has no business taking a week off of playing drums ever. Get some sticks that match. Set up your toms like you actually care about them. Oh and learn how to do your own laundry and move out of your mothers house....
dullchime 8 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched more of his videos just to see how much more embarrassing it could get.
MrChrispchris 9 months ago 45
@MrChrispchris Hahaha! I watched them all ... I love the embarrassment!
GenTorrio 1 month ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheDavidGram 9 months ago
Nice Technique.
D3athangel1 9 months ago
He is a brilliant example of someone who can't and never will be able to feel the "pulse"
GarajMahal55 9 months ago 3
If I played like this guy I would start playing more......flute.
braddeason 9 months ago
i watched all of his for humor
TSIMonster 10 months ago
i still think this is a funny or die video
UMdrummer 10 months ago
"Here inside my head.." Yeah it must hurt.
beatz04 1 year ago 2
I can't tell when you're pretending to be shithouse and when you're actually shithouse.
CoheedMars90 1 year ago
your holding you sticks wrong.
SaamMackey 1 year ago
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You know what? I've been playing drums for 35 years and this guy really has the right idea. The trick to playing drums (or any other musical instrument for that matter) at any level is in hearing and feeling it. It's not about technique and chops and all that hockus pockus stuff. It's about feeling it.
There is a lot more to drumming than just that, and this guy really has none of this. To accompany the "feel" required to play musically, you really need to have the "ability" to play it.
hatchy11 1 year ago
You know what? I've been playing drums for 35 years and this guy really has the right idea. The trick to playing drums (or any other musical instrument for that matter) at any level is in hearing and feeling it. It's not about technique and chops and all that hockus pockus stuff. It's about feeling it.
There is a lot more to drumming than just that, and this guy really has none of this. To accompany the "feel" required to play musically, you really need to have the "ability" to play it.
hatchy11 1 year ago
@TommyPurrazz he can´t play drums at all, so the setup doesnt matter. a guy like vinnie colaiuta or dennis chambers would groove your head off on his kit.
slo77y 1 year ago
he should start beatboxing
tightjeans6191 1 year ago
omg...somebody tell me that is a joke..please...
rigobellissimo 1 year ago
trolll
edr817 1 year ago
WOW
CaviesPWN 1 year ago
THis is totally a joke. Really, look at how those drums are set up and to what he is saying, This is totally a joke....pretty funny if you ask me. Your a terrible drummer so take a week off and practice in your head...lol...so funny.
Suprkn1 1 year ago
@Suprkn1 So long as he takes a week, practices in his head, and then hopefully NEVER come back to the kit again! :P
hamjamnspamalot2 1 year ago
this guy has no business getting near a kit let alone trying to teach how to play drums! he should just bag my groceries at the food co-op! and now my computer stinks of failure and patoulie oil. Thanks alot Expert Village.
272Christopher 1 year ago
Berries and Cream berries and cream i am a lad that loves berries and cream
llPurpleHazell 1 year ago 7
I learned how to play congas by this guy..... very crapily.... but i learned!
YourGovtLies 1 year ago
man after all these hate comments on these vids,i think he commited suicide..
MrGfna 1 year ago
You need to stop. Just stop.
madchops82 1 year ago
his bad example was better than him playing... his suck was quieter
borodrewman74 1 year ago
Maybe these video's are made to prove there's always a worse drummer than you on this planet, so don't give up. As long as this guy believes in himself, why wouldn't you do the same thing?
Seriously tho, he sucks :P
MorbidDrum 1 year ago
Someone force-feed this muppet a metronome
ptk1987 1 year ago
Take a lifetime off the drums.........
themajordude 1 year ago
1:02 - 1:23
Obvious advice for urself, eh?
MatHan77 1 year ago 5
you suck
austinlovesa7x 1 year ago
"There's a lot of beginner players who play like this"
Funny how what he played then was the same as what he played at the end.
djembedrummer 1 year ago
y is it that he sang and played two different rythmns?? so he's an expert?? maybe i suck
bigxjon91 1 year ago
you sucks dude>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MrFreakinfunk 1 year ago
I think Expert Village is a giant troll, look at other videos by them.
RuberHammer 1 year ago
WTF?
mmmmbert 1 year ago
It's a joke guys. It's gotta be a joke.
DSCRAPRE 2 years ago
0:16 - 0:25
He did an impression of himself lmao.
cease 2 years ago 3
i pity this guy
syazwankhan 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! you're an idiot and a disgrace to all drummers. your drum set is a piece of crap and your sticks are different colors. get some skill and then maybe you can try to teach people how to drum.
brandon017786 2 years ago
stop. just stop. you're an insult to drummers.
ThatAwkwardMan 2 years ago
he insulted beginners but he sounds just the same.
ThatAwkwardMan 2 years ago 2
lmao !!!!!!!! set ur drum set dude its a mess..
travissquid 2 years ago
I love these videos..god they are funny..been druming for 18 years and HE is the Expert LMAO
drummerman247 2 years ago
Expert Village might just be the most brilliant parody ever. Their videos are just bad enough to be mockery of actual skill and competence, but not bad enough to just be stupid obvious parodies.
There is no way this guy is anything other than a beginner. He should definitely not be teaching.
jsnake01 2 years ago 47
I think expert village gets a kick out of annoying people with stupid videos like this. Do they sit around and read comments all day and laugh? I would say that this is most likely the case. I've been wrong.
youbintubinallday 2 years ago
Yeah, I think that the whole Expert Village is just a joke.
Either that or they're insanely stupid.
DrMorbid 2 years ago
I like his tom angles and cymbal placement too. Technique is awesome too.
themaliced 2 years ago
village idiot?
tractorp2255 2 years ago 3
to je kokot
bubenik19 2 years ago
yer a creeper homie
gky
zaiallday 2 years ago
uups! what groove he meen
ha
david1fryk 2 years ago
what the fuck is this man.
dieyoung 2 years ago
holy crap, when the cats knock over my drums i learn more
simba5674 2 years ago 3
dude my little baby niece plays like dat!!!! lol
before u teach something on the internet please learn something for urself please.
camposizzy 2 years ago 2
poor guy
he spent his years of college on a job with expert village
tdubasdfg 2 years ago
he plays the same beat over and over again!!!!!!
awsomeo09 2 years ago
lol...
sleekerdude1 2 years ago
This is a joke right?
Seriously, this must be a goof, it's just too bad.
indubbley 2 years ago 2
jajajajaja this is so funny ohh man when he starts talking about how beginners sound jajajaj he sounds like that all the time!!!
Marvin24241 2 years ago 3
this guy is my teacher... he is really good! he also teaches at the public school here... hahahaha
neggerbish 2 years ago
What are you doing, dont make yourself looking like a "drumexpert" beacuse you are not.
Stopp showing people this shit.
ReberBlopp 2 years ago
bahahahaha its called the pocket lol i love his mis matched drum sticks !!!!
afboy5000 2 years ago
You guys are dumb hears it in his head learn something man
rob11057293 2 years ago
who is this instructor
157157157157 2 years ago
he's using his head instead of his brain....if he even has a choice
thdominat0r 2 years ago 2
what...the fuck...are...you....talking about?
dickyricky999 2 years ago
this guy has good intentions but he seems to have no motivation, and his set is a mess, as for his timing, sorry dude get off!!!!!
Gelly46 2 years ago
the placement of toms and crash cymbal shows that he has no idea of what he is doing behind this kit :D
sportsfreund89 2 years ago
someone get this guy a metronome!!!! omg!
knuckle777 2 years ago
what is this.? expert village or exper tbeginner???
LariA66 2 years ago
Expert Village utilized some affirmative action in this case.
larkydozer 2 years ago
this so-called "expert village" sadly seems to be filled with idiots.
denishachey 2 years ago 3
I just unlearned how to play the drums. Thanks.
killercheese2 2 years ago 89
@killercheese2 HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FreakyFonk77 1 year ago
seriously?! is this guy high or something?
youdontknow92 2 years ago 3
funny thing is that 0:17 to 0:26 was the lesson........... come on guys i think hes getting better, i need to sample that beat!
youdontknow92 2 years ago
phrasing is very important. if you can mouth it, you can play it.
Junkay 3 years ago
this is supposed to be EXPERT village then how come he still has the stock heads on his drums? It doesnt even take an expert to know that u replace them right when u get em. and look at the way his toms look.
cchance1244 3 years ago 2
"feeling the pulse within":P
plz keep the beat inside ur head so i dont have to listen to it:P
jimmybabez 3 years ago 2
what a tool
chuchugada 3 years ago 2
less talky more playie!
Jicim 3 years ago
Seriously guys, quit ragging on him. He hears it in his head. The great thing about that is he always has that drive in there, so...
Rebiggenator 3 years ago 4
HAHAHAHAHA
djowharzadeh 3 years ago
I had no idea you could practice the drums by imagining yourself playing them...but he's living proof.
Rebiggenator 3 years ago
gooood he sucks so bad. what an idiot . he can´t play at all.
plus he lucks like crap.
euflor 3 years ago 2
his drums are ugly
doodoosk8r 3 years ago 2
hola amigo, intenta mejorar, gracias chao
Fredbecker86 3 years ago
:D:D:D:D:D he seems like a retard when he plays:D:D:D:D
BrkOCHelsea 3 years ago
OHH GOD I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! And get a haircut.
TotalRandomRequest 3 years ago
and a shave
ArtcoreOfLs 3 years ago
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hydekins2 3 years ago
I'm sorry, i just wanted to see how many videos i could do, do not post that comment.
hydekins2 3 years ago
oh ya? i'd like to see you play a piece by virgil.
TJG569 3 years ago
lmao did you just say this crazy brat is a son of a thousand prostitutes!? cuz that's what it translated to on a translator lol. but ya alozo what's with these haters? honestly, i feel bad for these kids because they have such a long way to go in terms of becoming a real matured drummer, who wouldn't insult and tell other fellow drummers to quit drumming. that would be the drummer who ends up becoming miserable because he spent too much time judging others than themselves.
TJG569 3 years ago
aaaaaaaaah nooo , es un hijo de mil puta este loco , es una pija XD
carnivorametal 3 years ago
i am lot more better than u. and u are professional drummer. omg
samuelngaisumming 3 years ago
dude shut up
alozo19 3 years ago
he needs to work on his fulcrum.(stick grip)
Shredtheisles 3 years ago
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dannyboy10155 3 years ago
wow...lmfao
cauzer1595 3 years ago
upindatassasaurus
'White folks don't have natural rhythm like Blacks do. So, most white folks have to practice like hell to keep a beat...'
Do some research on 'white folk', It aint about race you narrow minded fool.
How can you even make a comment like that in 09 you fukkin retard.
STIRFORCE 3 years ago
White folks don't have natural rhythm like Blacks do. So, most white folks have to practice like hell to keep a beat...
upindatassasaurus 3 years ago
You are an idiot.
8394147 3 years ago 2
Just quit for a week huh? Good advice...not! Expert Village, you're a joke.
epmatty3 3 years ago 2
I just keep getting impressed by expert village. Again i say their experts are noobs lol.
First, the grip sucks. So does the motion.
Sound sucks too, no control of it watsoever.
Belive me i'm a percussionist XD
DarkSephiroth12345 3 years ago
aye.. agreed
midinerd 3 years ago
He can't even hold the drum sticks correctly.
Nor create an audible beat.
VisualKeiii 3 years ago
You are not qualified to teach
scrizly 3 years ago
Dude, he's not qualified to LEARN!
FCKEVRY1 3 years ago
Lol, First off. You need lessons... Your not even holding the sticks right. You dont put your index finger on top of the stick like that. Use your Wrist not your arm.
Well, You prabally just learned more from me then he just taught you.
krsz21 3 years ago
OMG!!!
chino582 3 years ago
I want your pulse to end!! You suck!
stevo1886 3 years ago
i think this guy drank a case of 20, and smoked 10 grams of weed before this video lmao.
SaintJohnReppaz 3 years ago
on the contrary, if he did so he would have played better...or at least i would...or think i am until i record it and listen to it sober lmao
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musSymbolart 3 years ago
I think he must be hearing voices in his head, and they managed to convince him that he's a good drummer, because no one else would have told him so.
ES810 3 years ago
His mom, lol
JacobRSGHRB 3 years ago
dam hippy
shootmenow1 3 years ago
Also ssjadam. If you had said drummers were retarded monkeys that eat their own poo this guy would have made me side with you.
Quitarias 3 years ago
ROFL!!!!
aspenaspen 3 years ago
sage advise....thanks
sfballach 3 years ago
Drugs are bad.
^_^
critikal0wnz 3 years ago
I think this guys videos are just a big joke..he seriously must be playing a joke on everyone lol.
rhythmatheart 3 years ago
Seriously? You're the worst. You're just....you're the worst. Really.
RPGOA 3 years ago
Let me just say. I'm bored as a monkey waist deep in poo.
Quitarias 3 years ago
Ok dude. I played the piano for 5 years. Got boring and i used to bring in a book insted of my notes to read during concerts.
I played a violin for 3 years... That went well to.
I play the acoustic guitar from time to time. Have been for a while but nothing serious.
Fact and case. I'm bored as hell of all these instruments. I could call them booring and not real instruments but i realize that it is just my oppinion and that others may enjoy it.
Quitarias 3 years ago
you sing like crap
Rapper8413 3 years ago
OK, seriously you call yourself a professional drummer??? That is funny. And for shit's sake man...what is with that tom positioning???? That is outrageous.
djphonics 3 years ago 2
?????
miketalbot4 3 years ago
I see someone has gotten upset, thats all right to love what your playing another is glorifying what instrument your playing like drums. I never thought i would see the day when drums were considered and instrument! but awh well, i admit some are amazing at it, but chances are no one commenting here can play anything, drums is a backup instrument, nothing more. Keep beats and time, thats all their good for
ssjadam 3 years ago
Actaully. That is a very uneducated oppinion.
Drums can not only keep the beat but also and in most cases do add to themelody of the guitar by giving it more deffinition between variations. A good example could be Breaking Benjamin - Believe. It's fairly obvious in that song.
Serriously though dude. In all rational honesty, you deserve a throat punch purely for being a stuck up dickhead.
Also if you are such a good drummer post a video of yourself drumming and some way we can tell its you.
Quitarias 3 years ago
got any more comments? lol
ssjadam 3 years ago
Not until the first can of red bull i don't. Please hold.
Quitarias 3 years ago
This guy is NOT a drummer !
DO NOT listen to him !
He is completely a novice !
lukeandlea 3 years ago
This guy blows rhino colon!
kwd007 3 years ago 2
Thats whats im talking about is this rock/hiphop crap, jazz i still think is pretty asy, lotta timing, but pretty easy, Latin drums, well we wont go there cause i dont consider that drumming, thats freaks of nature
ssjadam 3 years ago
lol you are a mad man
send a video of u playing some Art Blakey stuff and we'll see if its that easy
catskillz 3 years ago
Yeah at least he gives a good advice : its a very good method to imagine the sound before playing it
catskillz 3 years ago
well i suppose, it just offends me
u tell that to neil peart or keith moon or matt cameron. they'll rip yur balls of and shove them up your ass
chuckD0Tstax 3 years ago
yea well like every instrument hard or easy, there are always a few ppl who can do extremely well. But thats 3 people, majority of drummers just sounds the same
ssjadam 3 years ago
I will give you this one. Same goes for guitarists, violinists and just everyone in general though. It just varies from person toperson. Also, try listening to rock drumming more. A lot of nice tidbits there.
Quitarias 3 years ago
This is just sad...
And he is humming the beat off as usc23cal9 said
tiedye725 3 years ago
LMAO, when he's humming the beat, he can't even keep a steady beat. This guy is a total clown.
usc23cal9 3 years ago
are you gonna play or not?
necrolyptic 3 years ago
first
littletruble 3 years ago