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  • I knew this stuff when I was like 9 years...

  • "You could be a terrible drummer who couldn't play in time for years"

    Just like this guy?

  • Reminds me of the 'coonga' (I mean 'conga') lessons he did about 'groove this,' 'groove that.' And what's with those tom tom angles?

  • i love how his toms are almost at a 90 degree angle

  • This guy is a joke and from looking at his other videos it seems he can only play the same beat as Justin Bieber

  • This guy can't even play it inside his head (or mouth for that matter) xD

  • Did you hear what he did at first? That's how he plays. What he did afterwards with his mouth is how he thinks he plays.

  • this guy is bad at EVERY musical instrument EXCEPT piano. he is really really good at piano...

  • he still must be a beginner...

  • I didn't know Kyle Orton played Drums

  • take a week off the drums, so he's telling us not to practice xD he fails sooo hard. xD

  • HAHAHA! Look at the angle of the toms AHAHAHAHA

  • Just listen to the beat in ur head oh and the voices haha

  • Or you can just hear what you're playing.  What you're playing well mind you.

  • This man is the Andy Kaufman of music. This is amazing.

  • I LOVE HOW YOU DESCRIBED YOURSELF IN THE BEGINNING WITH THAT BEAT

  • All his videos are funny. Obvious jokes to those who know better.

  • 0:16 yeah that's YOU matey

  • 0:49 fail

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  • this guy gives great advice though!

  • Well there's 1min25 of my life I'll never get back...I love the line, "just take a week off of drums to play them in your head" This guy has no business taking a week off of playing drums ever. Get some sticks that match. Set up your toms like you actually care about them. Oh and learn how to do your own laundry and move out of your mothers house....

  • Thumbs up if you watched more of his videos just to see how much more embarrassing it could get.

  • @MrChrispchris Hahaha! I watched them all ... I love the embarrassment!

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

  • Nice Technique.

  • He is a brilliant example of someone who can't and never will be able to feel the "pulse"

  • If I played like this guy I would start playing more......flute.

    

  • i watched all of his for humor

  • i still think this is a funny or die video

  • "Here inside my head.." Yeah it must hurt.

  • I can't tell when you're pretending to be shithouse and when you're actually shithouse.

  • your holding you sticks wrong.

  • You know what? I've been playing drums for 35 years and this guy really has the right idea. The trick to playing drums (or any other musical instrument for that matter) at any level is in hearing and feeling it. It's not about technique and chops and all that hockus pockus stuff. It's about feeling it.

    There is a lot more to drumming than just that, and this guy really has none of this. To accompany the "feel" required to play musically, you really need to have the "ability" to play it.

  • @TommyPurrazz he can´t play drums at all, so the setup doesnt matter. a guy like vinnie colaiuta or dennis chambers would groove your head off on his kit.

  • he should start beatboxing

  • omg...somebody tell me that is a joke..please...

  • trolll

  • WOW

  • THis is totally a joke. Really, look at how those drums are set up and to what he is saying, This is totally a joke....pretty funny if you ask me. Your a terrible drummer so take a week off and practice in your head...lol...so funny.

  • @Suprkn1 So long as he takes a week, practices in his head, and then hopefully NEVER come back to the kit again! :P

  • this guy has no business getting near a kit let alone trying to teach how to play drums! he should just bag my groceries at the food co-op! and now my computer stinks of failure and patoulie oil. Thanks alot Expert Village.

  • Berries and Cream berries and cream i am a lad that loves berries and cream

  • I learned how to play congas by this guy..... very crapily.... but i learned!

  • man after all these hate comments on these vids,i think he commited suicide..

  • You need to stop. Just stop.

  • his bad example was better than him playing... his suck was quieter

  • Maybe these video's are made to prove there's always a worse drummer than you on this planet, so don't give up. As long as this guy believes in himself, why wouldn't you do the same thing?

    Seriously tho, he sucks :P

  • Someone force-feed this muppet a metronome

  • Take a lifetime off the drums.........

  • 1:02 - 1:23

    Obvious advice for urself, eh?

  • you suck

    

  • "There's a lot of beginner players who play like this"

    Funny how what he played then was the same as what he played at the end.

  • y is it that he sang and played two different rythmns?? so he's an expert?? maybe i suck

  • you sucks dude>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • I think Expert Village is a giant troll, look at other videos by them.

  • WTF?

  • It's a joke guys. It's gotta be a joke.

  • 0:16 - 0:25

    He did an impression of himself lmao.

  • i pity this guy

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! you're an idiot and a disgrace to all drummers. your drum set is a piece of crap and your sticks are different colors. get some skill and then maybe you can try to teach people how to drum.

  • stop. just stop. you're an insult to drummers.

  • he insulted beginners but he sounds just the same.

  • lmao !!!!!!!! set ur drum set dude its a mess..

  • I love these videos..god they are funny..been druming for 18 years and HE is the Expert LMAO

  • Expert Village might just be the most brilliant parody ever. Their videos are just bad enough to be mockery of actual skill and competence, but not bad enough to just be stupid obvious parodies.

    There is no way this guy is anything other than a beginner. He should definitely not be teaching.

  • I think expert village gets a kick out of annoying people with stupid videos like this. Do they sit around and read comments all day and laugh? I would say that this is most likely the case. I've been wrong.

  • Yeah, I think that the whole Expert Village is just a joke.

    Either that or they're insanely stupid.

  • I like his tom angles and cymbal placement too. Technique is awesome too.

  • village idiot?

  • to je kokot

  • yer a creeper homie

    gky

  • uups! what groove he meen

    ha

  • what the fuck is this man.

  • holy crap, when the cats knock over my drums i learn more

  • dude my little baby niece plays like dat!!!! lol

    before u teach something on the internet please learn something for urself please.

  • poor guy

    he spent his years of college on a job with expert village

  • he plays the same beat over and over again!!!!!!

  • lol...

  • This is a joke right?

    Seriously, this must be a goof, it's just too bad.

  • jajajajaja this is so funny ohh man when he starts talking about how beginners sound jajajaj he sounds like that all the time!!!

  • this guy is my teacher... he is really good! he also teaches at the public school here... hahahaha

  • What are you doing, dont make yourself looking like a "drumexpert" beacuse you are not.

    Stopp showing people this shit.

  • bahahahaha its called the pocket lol i love his mis matched drum sticks !!!!

  • You guys are dumb hears it in his head learn something man

  • who is this instructor

  • he's using his head instead of his brain....if he even has a choice

  • what...the fuck...are...you....talking about?

  • this guy has good intentions but he seems to have no motivation, and his set is a mess, as for his timing, sorry dude get off!!!!!

  • the placement of toms and crash cymbal shows that he has no idea of what he is doing behind this kit :D

  • someone get this guy a metronome!!!! omg!

  • what is this.? expert village or exper tbeginner???

  • Expert Village utilized some affirmative action in this case.

  • this so-called "expert village" sadly seems to be filled with idiots.

  • I just unlearned how to play the drums. Thanks.

  • @killercheese2 HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • seriously?! is this guy high or something?

  • funny thing is that 0:17 to 0:26 was the lesson........... come on guys i think hes getting better, i need to sample that beat!

  • phrasing is very important. if you can mouth it, you can play it.

  • this is supposed to be EXPERT village then how come he still has the stock heads on his drums? It doesnt even take an expert to know that u replace them right when u get em. and look at the way his toms look.

  • "feeling the pulse within":P

    plz keep the beat inside ur head so i dont have to listen to it:P

  • what a tool

  • less talky more playie!

  • Seriously guys, quit ragging on him. He hears it in his head. The great thing about that is he always has that drive in there, so...

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • I had no idea you could practice the drums by imagining yourself playing them...but he's living proof.

  • gooood he sucks so bad. what an idiot . he can´t play at all.

    plus he lucks like crap.

  • his drums are ugly

  • hola amigo, intenta mejorar, gracias chao

  • :D:D:D:D:D he seems like a retard when he plays:D:D:D:D

  • OHH GOD I WANNA PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!!! And get a haircut.

  • and a shave

  • I'm sorry, i just wanted to see how many videos i could do, do not post that comment.

  • oh ya? i'd like to see you play a piece by virgil.

  • lmao did you just say this crazy brat is a son of a thousand prostitutes!? cuz that's what it translated to on a translator lol. but ya alozo what's with these haters? honestly, i feel bad for these kids because they have such a long way to go in terms of becoming a real matured drummer, who wouldn't insult and tell other fellow drummers to quit drumming. that would be the drummer who ends up becoming miserable because he spent too much time judging others than themselves.

  • aaaaaaaaah nooo , es un hijo de mil puta este loco , es una pija XD

  • i am lot more better than u. and u are professional drummer. omg

  • dude shut up

  • he needs to work on his fulcrum.(stick grip)

  • wow...lmfao

  • upindatassasaurus

    'White folks don't have natural rhythm like Blacks do. So, most white folks have to practice like hell to keep a beat...'

    Do some research on 'white folk', It aint about race you narrow minded fool.

    How can you even make a comment like that in 09 you fukkin retard.

  • White folks don't have natural rhythm like Blacks do. So, most white folks have to practice like hell to keep a beat...

  • You are an idiot.

  • Just quit for a week huh? Good advice...not! Expert Village, you're a joke.

  • I just keep getting impressed by expert village. Again i say their experts are noobs lol.

    First, the grip sucks. So does the motion.

    Sound sucks too, no control of it watsoever.

    Belive me i'm a percussionist XD

  • aye.. agreed

  • He can't even hold the drum sticks correctly.

    Nor create an audible beat.

  • You are not qualified to teach

  • Dude, he's not qualified to LEARN!

  • Lol, First off. You need lessons... Your not even holding the sticks right. You dont put your index finger on top of the stick like that. Use your Wrist not your arm.

    Well, You prabally just learned more from me then he just taught you.

  • OMG!!!

  • I want your pulse to end!! You suck!

  • i think this guy drank a case of 20, and smoked 10 grams of weed before this video lmao.

  • on the contrary, if he did so he would have played better...or at least i would...or think i am until i record it and listen to it sober lmao

  • I think he must be hearing voices in his head, and they managed to convince him that he's a good drummer, because no one else would have told him so.

  • His mom, lol

  • dam hippy

  • Also ssjadam. If you had said drummers were retarded monkeys that eat their own poo this guy would have made me side with you.

  • ROFL!!!!

  • sage advise....thanks

  • Drugs are bad.

    ^_^

  • I think this guys videos are just a big joke..he seriously must be playing a joke on everyone lol.

  • Seriously? You're the worst. You're just....you're the worst. Really.

  • Let me just say. I'm bored as a monkey waist deep in poo.

  • Ok dude. I played the piano for 5 years. Got boring and i used to bring in a book insted of my notes to read during concerts.

    I played a violin for 3 years... That went well to.

    I play the acoustic guitar from time to time. Have been for a while but nothing serious.

    Fact and case. I'm bored as hell of all these instruments. I could call them booring and not real instruments but i realize that it is just my oppinion and that others may enjoy it.

  • you sing like crap

  • OK, seriously you call yourself a professional drummer??? That is funny. And for shit's sake man...what is with that tom positioning???? That is outrageous.

  • ?????

  • I see someone has gotten upset, thats all right to love what your playing another is glorifying what instrument your playing like drums. I never thought i would see the day when drums were considered and instrument! but awh well, i admit some are amazing at it, but chances are no one commenting here can play anything, drums is a backup instrument, nothing more. Keep beats and time, thats all their good for

  • Actaully. That is a very uneducated oppinion.

    Drums can not only keep the beat but also and in most cases do add to themelody of the guitar by giving it more deffinition between variations. A good example could be Breaking Benjamin - Believe. It's fairly obvious in that song.

    Serriously though dude. In all rational honesty, you deserve a throat punch purely for being a stuck up dickhead.

    Also if you are such a good drummer post a video of yourself drumming and some way we can tell its you.

  • got any more comments? lol

  • Not until the first can of red bull i don't. Please hold.

  • This guy is NOT a drummer !

    DO NOT listen to him !

    He is completely a novice !

  • This guy blows rhino colon!

  • Thats whats im talking about is this rock/hiphop crap, jazz i still think is pretty asy, lotta timing, but pretty easy, Latin drums, well we wont go there cause i dont consider that drumming, thats freaks of nature

  • lol you are a mad man

    send a video of u playing some Art Blakey stuff and we'll see if its that easy

  • Yeah at least he gives a good advice : its a very good method to imagine the sound before playing it

  • well i suppose, it just offends me

    u tell that to neil peart or keith moon or matt cameron. they'll rip yur balls of and shove them up your ass

  • yea well like every instrument hard or easy, there are always a few ppl who can do extremely well. But thats 3 people, majority of drummers just sounds the same

  • I will give you this one. Same goes for guitarists, violinists and just everyone in general though. It just varies from person toperson. Also, try listening to rock drumming more. A lot of nice tidbits there.

  • This is just sad...

    And he is humming the beat off as usc23cal9 said

  • LMAO, when he's humming the beat, he can't even keep a steady beat. This guy is a total clown.

  • are you gonna play or not?

  • first

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