Rifftrax - Palpatine/Darth Sidious

[DashCat9]

I'm not your friend, Palpatine!

I'm not your Pal, Guypatine!

I'm not your Guy, Buddypatine!

I'm not your buddy, Palpatine!

[TheHuntress144]

5 people think Nickleback is good

[tedirelan]

"Some movies have it coming." This one did, for sure.

[DrPoon]

Brain guy reference was awesome.

[EmilyGreene1984]

"Brain guy!"

[IgniteTheStars]

"Good, Anakin, good!"

"Extra Jedi chow for you tonight!"

[LiberalIntervention]

The man's face looks like a testicle.

[Stravinsky91]

3:26 LOL!!

[ZooseyBear]

"I need your help son."

What do you mean?

"Can you help me move next week?"

[palpatine17]

Look Grandma, cork it. I'm trying to watch Cirque du Soleil here!

[Roadbull79]

"Now come give Uncle Evil a back rub."

[textthing]

What on earth was the makeup department thinking of?

[DeadlyGrim]

I don't like sand.

[Nagneto]

I never understood why Dooku didn't just scream out "HE'S A SITH LORD!". But then I remember, the prequels suck.

[MadZombieDog]

"You shall be known as Darth...Vader." So, Sidious is basically the Elijah Muhammad of the Star Wars universe.

[csgrambauer]

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[peiklk]

Darth Timberlake :)

[vigo894]

Brain Guy?

[Kaweebo]

But first some JAZZ HANDS

[JamesOhGoodie]

Hey!  Don't break my red guys!

[alpiazza]

Darth Timberlake

[TheSeveredArm]

My robe!

[shadowprophet88]

Damn, skipped one of my favorites from Jedi: *Palpatine removes Luke's binders* "You no longer need those" "I have some fur-lined ones for later"

[Darrisbob1]

"Hey, don't break my red guys!"

[balrog13571]

You know I actually liked Ian's performance. Sure it's over the top and the dialouge he has is pretty bad, but he brought some life to it at least. The same can't be said for many of the other actors in the prequels though.

[horaciosi]

(4:55) I don't get it

[HolyHammerStrike]

BRAIN GUY!?! 

[dignankumar]

That Palpatine guy was much nicer as the dad on Alf.

Less British too.

[Roadbull79]

"Kill him a lot, like a hundred times."

[MrCorkBoard]

just when I thought these men couldn't get any more absoloutely badass, they knew the words to "The Stepsister's Lament".

[lasseriks]

Mr. Bond :D

[shadowprophet88]

@lasseriks Where's my cat?

[TheLackofattack]

Sooo, they are just going to sit in those theater seats and make wise cracks about the show. WHAT JERKS!

[lordofthedrums93]

Fresh ground pepper?

[Ollieshini]

"Muffins?" "Muffins?!"

[JamesOhGoodie]

"Hey! Don't break my red guys!"

[ForceMaximus84]

They skipped the best one from Episode III" "On, I didn't think my pants could be this full!!"

[pdlbean]

god, the "pal, friendpatine" line kills me every time, no matter how many times I've heard it.

[DERPMAX]

Fresh ground pepper?!



[Ollieshini]

@DERPMAX That one... makes me die everytime. 

[Adamgontierfan19]

3:20 XD

Mike's British mumbling kills me every time

[NuGhost]

"It's not a story the jedi would tell you."

*They like interesting stories*

[CoolasAC007]

don't pull up my robe!!

[Druzica18]

I can't even pick a favorite riff-they're all hysterical. XD

[KarimeAishitake]

He was issued too much skull XD

[ItchythaWookiee]

What's with the weird reverb?

[Theoppositesex]

Sorry to be a dweeb about it, but a year is a measurement based on the rotation of the planet earth. So why would people who supposedly don't even know the planet earth exists measure time in years? You gotta think about these types of details when you're inventing your own fictional universe.

[ShawnRavenfire]

Best riff:  "Brain Guy?"

[SoaringTrumpet]

No reference to what looks like squiggling sperm at 4:00? Too obvious?

[TheTmTslave]

"Be wary of your friend Palpatine."

"And your pal, Friendpatine!"

[badman22341]

friendpaltine :D

[demboys18]

3:42 - Palpatine just sound really tired out. LOL, like a really REALLY tired British Professor.

[davincent98]

@demboys18 He had a cold during that scene

[demboys18]

@davincent98 Serious or joking?

[davincent98]

@demboys18 serious. it was on the DVD commentary. Lucas said that it actually worked perfectly for the tone for which they were trying

[demboys18]

@davincent98 Ah, gotchya. 

[charlesdcw1990]

MY ROBE!

[GronHatchat]

LOL! Funny they mentioned Cirque du Soliel! I went and saw their performance last night!

[imagineerboi]

@GronHatchat Just curious, which Cirque show?

[GronHatchat]

@imagineerboi It was in Frisco, Tx. About 3 weeks ago maybe

[imagineerboi]

@GronHatchat Ah, I think it was Ovo, the one with the bugs right?

[GronHatchat]

@imagineerboi YEP! I LOVED THAT ONE! The konfu ladybug and the clown that was apparently a love doctor and everything about that show was amazing!

[sokarsfleet]

For some reason when we were at the theaters watchin this years ago everyone laughed when Yoda threw back those Red Guards.

i regretted goin to see this movie

[ladycontrary725]

Could you imagine if they started the Star Wars movies at Episode I?

A legendary franchise would have flopped immeadiately but we would have been spared of Episode II! Silver lining!

[xAbbzehx]

@ladycontrary725 heh, if lucas had made them in order, episode 1 in 1977 etc, then at least there'd be no jar-jar binks.

[Halo4Lyf]

@xAbbzehx Oh, he would have done it. He'd have used a muppet.

[Thoralmir]

@xAbbzehx Or worse, there'd be Muppet Jar-Jar. *shudders*

[PunchSydeiron]

"Be careful of your friend, Palpatine" "and your pal, Friendpatine."

"Brain Guy?!"