Two Back To YOU!

[thelinaworld]

Haha so funny!

[JibertyKataangisLove]

xD I love this.

[crazylincolnkid]

lol im here because of the vlogbrothers, DFTBA!

[tobiosnmakky]

wow you gave me back eight more seconds than the video, i could watch it again and then some !

[dungchunker]

"Or surfing the web for PORN!" Oh Shay, you so funny XD

[AemohXEscuro]

Is...That a The Sims symble on his hat? If so...PRO, MANG. o_o

[MaxieandPip]

@AemohXEscuro nooo haha its volcom stone

[MrCrapVideos]

send me one, i want to search the internet for porn!!!

[Jerm088]

LMAO, Shay is great.

[dinothunder2048]

Do you give time to people who have been expelled from school?

[HeatherLiveNowish]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[hangingwithNadine]

haha, this still makes me laugh.

[LaurelRavenclaw]

hee-hee - very funny! I didn't find YouTube until this past summer, so I hadn't seen this before. I could use those 2 minutes back - I haven't lost my job, but I am seriously procrastinating.

[fallofautumndistro]

@LaurelRavenclaw We are all seriously procrastinating tonight.

[ChateauOfADoubt]

This was funny 5 months ago when I first watched it...but it was far funnier just now.

[fallofautumndistro]

@ChateauOfADoubt Thanks!

[meaninglessthoughts]

Hahaha I remember this video. I love nostalgia!

[3cho911]

FLAME WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sasuke000naruto]

Alright whatever

[auguem]

fat

[josepharte]

Funny as hell...

[HeroicAlex]

Haha you can tell the envelope is empty.

[pencil977]

hahahahahahahaha i get it i just skip parts of it

[Jlemay117]

Well thx for watching the whole video

[dramageek78]

psh you didn't have to watch the whole thing. xD

[johved]

why did you watch all 1:52 ? if you think you wasted them

[TheLonelyScribe01]

I nearly died laughing. You just made my life CPCrackerz11.

[almalinda06]

but... i enjoyed my two minutes the first time around....

._.;;

great video!

[Yesitis808]

wow...even smart people can make really cheesey and annoying comercials....5/5

[silentxthorn]

I used my two minutes I got back watching this video again.

[AlyAndCate]

lol

this was awesomeness

[TheIslandIsBack]

that is hi-larious.

[almalinda06]

firefly <3

[glockbell]

I like that Shay Carl's envelope is so very clearly empty.

[BrItTaNeEe]

Ha ha the small print at 1:35 is hilarious.

[checkyesgaby]

aaahahha!! loving the small print xD

[anaocity]

Um, so I want the 112 seconds that I spent watching this video, back.

@BelovedBitterSea I'm 100% serious. :]

(That smiley might have indicated that I'm not serious, but I am)

[Bielocke]

But you're not?

[teapottheory]

I DON'T want my two minutes back. You can keep it.

[latuacantantejl]

them?

[teapottheory]

Probably... I guess I was thinking "my time" when I wrote "it". I'll make sure to double check my definite pronouns in the future. Tha-anks.

[ROCKonTWITCH]

Freeze at 1:35 and read the small print.

[TheSeltsamOne]

nice find!

[anaocity]

it's too small....

[bananachip33]

that is the general idea of smallprint :D

it's too small to see so then you wont notice that you're actually selling your soul or promising to send 1,000,000,000,000,000(etc) pounds/dollars to fallofautumndistro

[shadowslave4]

use high qualtiy to read it, and when do, remember that I can't use it, because my state borders a Great Lake

[BelovedBitterSea]

The beauty of this video is that if people ask for their 2 minutes back here, it's impossible to tell if they're serious or being ironic.

[33dgtp]

OMG THE OFFER OF MY LIFE!!!

[hanrnanrz]

The blonde looks so much like Julia Nunesss

[midnightbreeze2]

haaaa, nice alan!

[clawedfish]

too bad it takes way more than 2 minutes to acutally mail that voucher.

[buki909]

I have some very important questions!

1) Can i have my money back? Some guy in the back alley charged me $10 for a subscription.

2) Do i still get my 2 minutes if i quit?

[DusmarFilms]

i want my two minutes back

[tadshackles]

You got a sub out of me man!

[Tardis910]

This vid is only 1 minute and 52 seconds, so keep that extra 8 seconds off of my refund. I don't believe in handouts. :0)

[Lexerrz]

I feel empowered now lol.

[Starlysh]

hahahah Awesome

[InvalidSubstance]

"Or surfing the web for porn!"

"...or surfing the web for porn..."

Friggin classic lol

[MeatLoafEnchilada]

Haha, shay made i that much better.

[SnickerDoodIes]

where is my 2 minutes?

[millerlawnrx]

I want my 2 minutes.....NOW! Damn it!

[ihavenoclue140]

i need my two minutes

[JackT9128]

What is fallofautumndistro except a youtube channel :S

[bjf2008]

i need atleast 3 minutes for porn...but the resume mite work!!

[Sampire333]

LOL

[mongoos150]

This is so so so funny. ILY Alan!

[channeIreview]

very touching video Alan :)

[jillenium00]

Where are all these minutes coming from? Probably extracted from the souls of children in third world countries, you know, with the economy the way it is...

[Emy1708]

alan for president!

[CleverestWitch2188]

What I want to know..... is what would ALAN do with 2 extra minutes if he gave them to himself?

This was great though. Nice job putting this together. I was curious to see what you were up to, Alan. =)

-Sara

[hopeonatenspeed]

i'm so glad you care.

[KeithSwanger]

The envelope to Shay. Was that a reference to the fact that Shay is moving to California for the summer?

[pOWeRbYeVIL]

probably =P

[xXxLOLAxXxstar]

This is adorable! You can keep my two minutes and donate it to someone in need!

[suchducks]

Heh, Cait seems so sincere here.

[faceofpo]

There was nothing in those envelopes :P

[hidde500]

shaycarl XD i'll probably dont need those 2 minutes to surf on the web 4 porn, i do it anyway XD

[laf1024]

that was awesomely funny.

[cookie4monster4]

I did lose my job D:

[ItTakesII]

Love it Alan, you're so good at these videos! Glad to see you making them regularly again :D

-Julian

[theamberyone]

Hahahaha. Love it, Alan.

I want my two minutes so that I can use them to watch this again.

[theamberyone]

...and then I'll use the extra 8 seconds to surf for porn.

[LAshlieH]

haha, poor residents of alaska, hawaii and those that border the great lakes : (

[aimee9684]

why poor them?? what did i miss??

[tehjummie]

Hahah pretty darn tootin' great.

[sweetidiocracy]

Is it too forward to say your a genius? 'Cause I'm gonna.

You're genius Alan.

~Katy

[ChRoPi21]

Haha LOL! Alan your amazing!

[WesVersion2]

who's the blonde chick? she's really really hot

[paisleypower30]

I liked it :)

[hp1peaceout3hp]

hahahah shay! XD

[dannykim100]

Shay ahahaha thts amazing, can i have my 2 minutes back shay? ill take yous aswell

[aslanenlisted]

Niiiice.... effing Niiice

[bebiboben]

OK that was awesome

[SkaterTrainer]

"or searching the web for porn!"

[snarkdetriomphe]

i laughed out loud.

[konartist305]

lmao shay! "u kuld search 4 porn!" hahaha

[doctornoise]

just now finally read the fine print at the end. hahaha brilliant.

[CONVENTION]

requesting my 2 minutes back...

[JimmerSD]

I want my voucher! Send it to: Kevin Nalty C/O No Longer @Merck (dot) com

[bobolishas]

LOL, SHAY IS THE BEST!!!

[holliebadollie]

youre so creative and funny alan <3

[Qixxen]

haha, "HEY" ^_^

[spietproductions]

I dont get it what do you meen 2 minutes back, how could someone give me two minutes

[AngelGurl07734]

2 minutes... thats how long this video is

[Heemoproductions]

hmm... porn?

[XTaylorloveX]

ummm.......im confused...

[ravingmunky]

hahahaha nice XD

Any state that borders one of the 5 great lakes...ROFL!

[clouddyl]

Good to know you care :D

[ianswertobob]

Hahaha. This is hilarious! I love those stupid commercials that companies make and put on tv. They're so dumb. And so entertaining. And so ineffective. ;)

[AMadToon]

LOL shay is hilarious

[Onthebrokenroad]

pahhaha brill stuff :P

can i get my two minutes bacck please? :p

[roadrunner1896]

Thank you for caring, Alan. :)

Also, I like that "for free" sticker. Hehe.

[darcio90]

Haha that's great.

[mickeleh]

There is a paradox here that I cannot fathom: you take two minutes of my life to offer me two minutes of my life. I would have been in the same position if I just never watched.

Except for missing a razor-sharp parody of a genre of industrial video that, for decades, has sucked away many times more than two minutes from millions of lives. Well done.

[thebatzinator]

So if you watched the two minutes of them offering you two minutes .... did that two minutes ever really exist?!? My brain hurts ... I gotta go lay down.

[mickeleh]

Sorry. Can't solve your paradox in two minutes. And if I could, you haven't offered me a refund.

[thebatzinator]

I can't offer you a refund if they never existed.....

Uh... By me coming back here, will I now see myself watching the 2 minute video of the 2 minute refund of the 2 minutes that never were?!? I'm gonna need a bigger aspirin.

[mickeleh]

Oh, no. You're not going to drag me back into this. No matter how many times you reply.

[thebatzinator]

I could keep this up all day .... cuz I have no life... lol.

[seishinseii]

Great video as usual xD

I don't need two minutes back, but thanks for caring so much :)

[JayTigris]

Brilliant! XD

[jackeyramone]

Absolutely genius, you can keep my two minuets, they where very well spent!

=]

[lilloner93]

justt... LOL

[Threxd]

Haham brilliance.

[personoftheinternet]

ah, how i love reading the fine print.

[aphr43l]

lol :) the music is brilliantly corny! :P Is this just a plan to steal peoples identity (and 11 dollars) though? Are you secretly creating a zombie army that needs passports?

[ItzJack94]

lmao

[DearPainlessLionhart]

Haha Katilette screaming at Shay never gets old.

[freznedforever]

LMAO at the end

[eddplant]

Haha, Alan, that was brilliant!

[thevincibleman]

what happens if your videos are over 2 minutes...?

[ItsRainingDonkeys]

lol katilette so awesome

[shaycarl]

This was a blast!  It turned out AWESOME. Did you have insider trading secrets on Nalts or was this just ironically perfectly timed?

[GunFactor007]

LOL Katilette: HEY!!!!!

[UncoProductions]

Awesome *slow nod of approval*

[HeinitzProductions]

LoL @ Carl!

[BarryAldridge]

This is genius Alan, Shaycarl is awesome.

I want my two minutes back lol.

[hyperelle]

BUT WAIT! THERE`S MORE! if you comment in the next 5 minutes you can receive an extra minute absolutely free...also! (additional shipping/handling charges apply)

Great work Mrs. Bill Martin :)

[sihamlovesyou2]

i'll even through in a free toaster, just cuz l like your face

[SomebodyIusedtoknow]

brilliant ♥

[ABCaitlin1]

i loved it. :)

Can I have my two minutes for free since I'm an outside US person/resident? (UK) :)

xx <3

[Friendswobenefits]

You're a genius writer Alan.

[TheJourneyOfJayden]

I just realized I-carly Carly's last namee is Shay iw that a play of CarlShay?

[saradod]

i care

[elffia]

$11??? that's ridiculous!

[carleen4689]

haha, i want MY two minutes back

[baobabtrees]

how bad is it that when i see shaycarl's face... i reflexively rate five stars....

[theoriginalnetsirk]

Great. I live in Michigan so I can't apply for the voucher? Alan, you thought I wouldn't read the fine print, did you? That was sneaky sir, very sneaky : )

[ImArielle]

Alan I've seen this video like 10 times now because i keep clicking your tweet links and they all lead back here. But its still okay I don't need my minutes back this is a great video! I don't mind watching it again and again and again. Now if you'd like to give me free CDs in exchange for my two minutes I'd be perfectly okay with that. I really want both DFTBA and Chameleon Circuit but can't order until August when I actually have an address where they can be mailed

[iamcrookedneighbor]

Nice to know Alan is back to being the Collab Whore!

:)

ben.

[cath2day]

2 MINUTES!!! How is the possible???

[superj0kes]

maaaan. my state borders a great lake.

fine print sucks.

[hangingwithNadine]

Finally something that will help that procrastination problem I've been having! *runs of to check the mail* lol

[theaussieninja]

I wish I could work at the Fallofautumndistro. I want to help give two back to you. Just watching that video gave me 8 seconds of extra time to send in an application. ^.^

[KoolJeffrey]

LOL! This was great! I'd love to join the team! ha

[epidemicerin]

Two minutes back...

FO FREE?!

I can't wait! :D

[bookwormchris]

Two minutes? I think that is a bit extreme. How can you afford this?

[ferparu]

So I'd be getting my one minute and fifty-two seconds, PLUS EIGHT EXTRA SECONDS FREE!?

This is an amazing offer.

:'D

[wannabeinhogwarts]

Oh jeez, if I could ACTUALLY do that...I need that extra time.

It would be even better if I could get it retroactively. I need my two minutes back during finals last week.

[Mallorcaman101]

awesome! I need 2 extra minutes of my life back. but your video is 1:52... so i guess im only getting 8 seconds back=[ darn... theres always a catch.

[Toddly00]

fag

gimme my 2 mins back

[ElevatorShow]

In these troubled times, it's good to know that Alan still has our backs.

-Woody

[SupremeAmanda]

This was a great skit Alan.

Great job!

[KronksSpinachPuffs]

Hehe awesome - love the ending :)

[AutisticLemon]

Best two minutes of my life.

[shawnmarie2004]

That was definitely worth my two minutes.

Great video! =-)

[dripduke]

Alan..to save some trees..you should print the vouchers on invisible paper..and put them in..yes..invisible envelopes.

How do they make the paper..all I know is no trees were harmed.

Hank would approve.

[JDAFilm]

hahah shay's ending was great :D

I just missed your call for collab'ers on this one by like 5 minutes :| was out of the house! SEE I TOLD MY WIFE I CANT LEAVE THE COMPUTER!

:) Great one here, alan and all of you :D Now, can i have my two minutes back please? ;)

[robynnealane]

viansea - another body of water which, if your state is touching, voids your claim for two minutes.

[cook4life94]

I love it!

Very funny!

[SpoonyTaco]

alright, i'm not a very lucky person so i should stop commenting, probably a waste of time xD

great video, alan, as always :)

[PKMNnerdfighter]

Spam spam spamity spam, I have no money for album. D:

[kaitlynwithakay]

I must have missed something. I don't get it.

[OUdarling]

Alan, I just lost my job, and through my tears, I couldn't see the fine print at the bottom. Could you repost it for me? *puppy-dog eyes*

[robynnealane]

Applicants for a Fall of Autumn Distro two-minute voucher must submit three forms of ID, a letter from the applicant's former employer, eleven dollars, and a copy of applicant's latest bank statement. A Fall of Autumn Distro voucher is not considered legal currency. Fall of Autumn Distro will not be held responsible if an applicants' two minutes are used to engage in drug use or any other criminal acts. If you are caught using your two minutes for porn surfing, do not tell your mom it was...

[robynnealane]

Fall of Autumn Distro's idea. Residence of Alaska, Hawaii, or any state that borders one of the five Great Lakes are not eligible. One voucher per household please.

[robynnealane]

Wow. That was... a great use of my time. I need to do something besides comment.

[ALIENstupid]

Yes!