Opie & Anthony: Dice Finds Jesus

[mondogecko01]

100 bucks says dice wrote this.

[DaniloCamargo]

lo, I love the footprints in the sand bit, they do it all the time hahahahha

[Chortleclips]

perfect impression hahaha!

[aafrias]

Anthony's impression of Dice is epic.

[MindstormRecs]

Omg fucking hilarious

[technoman232]

what fucking idiots, dice is a Jew

[JRuffinelli]

@technoman232

Yeah. Hence, a bit about him converting to Christianity. Look up in the air, kid. It's Ant's humor... flying over your head. Way to get the material, retard.

[MissDeeCole]

hahaha



[NutNapalm]

And the response to 3:50 is "bullshit, these are obviously my footprints"

[77Fortran]

@JarheadPatriot0311 OHHH!!!!!!!

[tnemiller]

"Slap the nose back on your face, I'll wave my hand and you'll be ok, aaaaeeeeeeee..."

[tnemiller]

Anthony is a genius, period... one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

[mykcheck1212]

Dice is a legend but whenever I hear someone make fun of him it is still funny, especially when the impersonation is this dead on.

[vdelrio999]

i love this bit!

[GhettoAristocrat]

ant needs to stick to his impressions, the racist banter, to me, is a sign that he is no longer funny

[ThirstyDad65]

@GhettoAristocrat shut up faggot

[caneywaney]

I remember when these guys 1st came on the radio syndicated into Philadelphia. At 1st, I didn't like the sudden change but when one of them mentionen a vagina discription looking like fidel Castro with a london broil hanging from his mouth, I was hooked. And the SEX FOR SAM incident I remember well too. These guys got me through the 1st half of my work day

[viralvulture]

Your london broil reference comes from norton... He's used it several times on tv and radio

[justentime77]

That guy sounds exactly like Dice...too funny!

[DrRemulack]

Who is the laughing douche in the background?

[cbr9542002]

@DrRemulack opie

[xRichardbersteinx]

@DrRemulack

that is someone who is more talented than u

[TheStealthProps]

holy shit what an awesome Dice impression

[GoalieRealmUSA]

if he improved all that that is phenominal

[Bebopopotamus]

@GoalieRealmUSA Improvised. Improved is a totally different word.

[GoalieRealmUSA]

@Bebopopotamus what the fuck is that supposed to mean, dickwad?

[Bebopopotamus]

@GoalieRealmUSA I mean, you said "Improved" which means to make something better. You meant "Improv" a non-word that is short for improvise or improvisation. So what you said before is "If he made all that better, that is phenomenal," doesn't make sense in this context... Cocksucker

[GoalieRealmUSA]

@Bebopopotamus yeah, you know what i meant, chode demon. do you want your apple, teach? what a fucking moron. he did make that news story bit better, now didn't he, ballbreath?

[Bebopopotamus]

@GoalieRealmUSA I know I knew what you meant. That's why I corrected you. Now go do some more meth

[pwnpower]

I'm over here now.

[pwnpower]

I'm over here now.

[tonygian10003]

Bullshit...these guys have got me crying....absolute classic

[sharpendskull]

O&A are 2 cocklicks that cant even lick Dice's boots...Dice sold out stadiums, these 2 amateurs got kicked off RADIO lol

[vjr97]

@sharpendskull fuck u faggot!! OHHHHHHH!!

[Bebopopotamus]

@sharpendskull Technically they got kicked off radio for doing exactly what Dice does in his shows. They're the best radio personalities. Everyone else is kind of drab.

[InfiniteRhombus]

@sharpendskull dice had his stupid vh1 reality show cancelled after 7 episodes and in order to play the garden in 2000, had to team up with opie and anthony.

dice fans are delusional.

[jeryd2003]

he's got the kind of voice that makes you just want to belt em one!

[vardoegers]

Our father, who art in heaven...OH!

[mrgetsoff83]

...so i lost all respect for u

[herbie0101]

Ant does the BEST Dice bar none!!!

[85daytonaz]

look at his yambags lmao

[miranger]

I'm ova Hea now!

[shiftas2]

r u takeing the piss out of dice...or god?

[McCaler]

Very good impersonation of Dice.

[meushubris]

One of the funniest things EVER recorded! Im over here now...

[mrjamesb56]

....I went down Mexico and there was a Jesus everywhere....

[vjr97]

1:22 JESUS IS OVER HERE NOW!!

[vjr97]

4:52-5:04

[vjr97]

4:43-5:14

[5tincup76]

This is definetely some of the funniest shit O and A have done!

[Wolcott36]

Him and Bill Burr way better! Except when they got into it..... (Opie and Ant) that would good radio if you understand thier characters and listen often. But Bill Burr and Ant went into a bit re: the working man in a warehouse etc.... that was so funny. Much better then this........ Besides, Dice is done and has been.... he is easy pickings! This was straight up blue collar funny shit.

[s0undtribe]

Ant is funny because he doesnt just do impressions, he does a 5 minute storyline where u start putting all these hilarious pictures in ur head of andrew dice clay being a christian. he is the good impersonator AND a good comedian, which isnt easy. an example of a great impersonator who isnt a comedian at all - pablo francisco

[vjr97]

@s0undtribe pablo francisco is funny! fuck u!!

[teaspoonjune]

@vjr97 ...was funny.

[Hooah1984]

Jesus is ova heyah now!

[IncredibleGoliath]

This is the most Jewish Jesus has ever sounded.

[Beta2G]

Ant kills.

[gamehound83]

That had to be one of the funniest immitations I've ever heard

[wanlopez]

Ya sure, slap the nose back on your face...

[wdsftygt]

@KlaxTheUnholy twist your 2inch cheesy uncircumcised dick back into your stomach

[FiveAgainstOne]

What?

[Rugidarol]

I don't know.

[Rugidarol]

VincentX

[SIABLAZE]

oh god

[Rugidarol]

VincentX

[WhatTheFlyinFudge]

@pulldpin It's a Brooklyn accent.

[bennybeans]

Thanks Yarsh,

I wanted to hear that again so bad. Anthony is at his best.

[vjr97]

.....i dont wanna be laying there dying over here

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

I love ants impressions.

[1113200714]

"Mary never felt a yam bag on her ass" I spit out my gin and juice laughing at that one.

[invitationofchaos]

Jesus walked around healing people, wearing a loincloth so the lepers wouldn't have to look at his yambag.

classic

[Efreeti]

Not that I don't respect Dice for his history in the business, but this is funnier than anything Dice has ever done!

Yep, Dice is jewish.

[MoPapparani]

Dice-iple, lmao

[angela1894]

Anthony = Genius

[hollywoodwerewolf]

St. Dice and Jesus converting the masses at the Olvie Garden!

[hollywoodwerewolf]

Andrew Dice Clay the 14th Disciple! Jesus is my homeboy!

[DimebagVision]

I wouldn't mind hearing a whole show with Anthony doing the Dice impression hahaha. This shit is too fucking funny

[Kingofcorrect]

if he did that, he would have an anyeurism cuz his head turns red when he does this voice lol!

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

lol

[newsonrising]

Jesus is over here now!

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

Our farther

who art in heaven

OH!!!

[Arrowdodger]

Wait a second, isn't Dice a Jew?

[kcwarren01]

That was Anthony doing that impression.

[zippobang]

If that was Dice, it was fucking funny. If that was an impression of Dice, that's a master comic. Who was that?

[pk07701]

Anthony from Opie and Anthony on XM

[franksacco20]

That's not Dice, but an impression done by Anthony of Opie and Anthony. Very funny and on the money!

[illrated213]

a dice-ciple of jesus! hahahahaha

[cartmanfan0316]

thanks for posting. I've been looking for this for a long time. I almost got into a crash laughing at this.

[Redbob86]

I love Christ, but this was hilarious.

Patron saint of studded leather jackets, LMAO!

[jebus1million]

this is soooo old but I love it. I remember this from atleast 4 years ago and its still class. The best is when Shane McMahon is interrupted by a phone call from Dice.

[bigrich537]

jesus crist is over here now! ok terriffic! lol

[vanilla845]

jesus why you leave me you scumbag. no dice thats when i carried you. i started crying. wow classic stuff

[vjr97]

are father who art in heaven ...ooohhhhhhhh

[FillyBX]

gotta love these guys

[Jmeng43]

no more with the hairy banana!

[vjr97]

...so they wouldnt see his yam bag

[slayer6464]

f'n awesome. funniest bit ive heard in sometime