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  • Wow He Talks!!!

  • @niggaskruyou loooooooooooooooooool i had the same reaction !!

  • ROWAN SHOULD GET A OSCAR FOR HIS ACTS.

  • Brilliant! Fortunately he is just mocking christians.

  • Wow enough with all the religious comments, nobody cares.

  • Natanek?

  • Rowan Atkinson is gold XD

  • Excuse me people but, this is simply COMEDY! if you dont understand it look away .Dont try to be clever and make stupid statements that just make you look more stupid than you already are! this is english comedy at its finest ergo you have to think along with the comedian. and, i´m sorry if your not clever enough. This is comedy pure .Like it or just simply turn around and GO AWAY!

  • Oh shit he can talk.

  • flip the pages hahaha

  • I'm offensive and I find this Christian.

  • I love British comedy

  • This is crap

  • @clodfelter25

    You don't know comedy, or not intelligent enough to understand the long words used.

  • @johndbz Thank you for the first intelligent statement !

    

  • @clodfelter25 So is your statement!

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  • What I especially love about this is that for the first minute or so Rowan is actually reading the Bible, and it is hilarious. He has such a wonderful way of shaping words and using his face that he can make anything funny. For instance maybe just the word "Bob".

  • I'm a Pagan and I find Youtube comments offensive. The video's great, but the comments really, really piss me off.

  • @moon666watcher So which pagan god do you pray to? I mean, there are quite a lot of them. Or are not, if you were an atheist like me. I usually believe in only one god less than a believer.

  • @0ldFrittenfett Well, if you're genuinely interested (which i'm assuming you are) I'm what's called an Inclusive Polytheist, i.e. any god or goddess that's ever been perceived by humanity exists. I don't really have time/space to go into detail about how/where they exist and what they are, but that's the crux of it.

    As for what I pray to, I pray to Celtic Deities, specifically from the Brythonic Pantheon. As for what name I'd give my religion, it'd be that I'm a Celtic Reconstructionist Pagan.

  • @moon666watcher Any recommandation for a video that explains it a bit? When i hear "Celtic Deities", I instantly think of Thor, Oden, Freya and so forth. But if they all exist then it's a question if there are also gods no one has yet thought of but exist nonetheless from your perspective? And what about the flying Spaghettimonster and the invisible pink unicorn? And could we make gods up whenever we want and then they come into existance? This seems to be only logic in my view?

  • @0ldFrittenfett lol, well, I don't mean to sound self righteous but you're comment betrays you're ignorance. First and formost, Odin, Thor and Freya are Germanic gods. And as for the flying Spaghettimonster and Invisible Pink Unicorn, these are not based on Mysticism. I find these arguments against religion to be both shallow and pedantic, and quite frankly missing the point.

    Mind you, I didn't make my comment to pick a fight. I know better than to cast my pearls before the swine.

  • @moon666watcher @0ldFrittenfett I clearly said that these germanic gods just popped in my mind. I am pedantic, but I think you can be if it's a matter of this kind. So mysticism is the key? now how do you define that? And if I miss the point, what is it then? I feel that always when I confront a religious person with my questions, the religious person ends up with insults. And for your pearls: You are just afraid that under my eye they turn out to be worthless.

    The Swine

  • @0ldFrittenfett Well forgive me for being tetchy, but when people mention the flying spaghetti monster the parable of the dog in the manger come's to mind. But, I have to admit you've conveyed yourself more intelligently now than you did then, so i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and answer you're original question.

    Simple answer, yes. Indeed, people can perceive "new" gods, they do it all the time. (Please see next comment, run out of space)

  • @0ldFrittenfett An example is that of Phillip K Dick, he tells us that he contacted a Deity whom he named "Zebra." Quite who or what that is, I have no idea. Also, an Areligious Theist friend of mine said that he believed Albert Einstein to be a god, or at least a demi god. There are more examples, but i'm strapped for space and time (which sucks).

    (please see next comment)

  • @0ldFrittenfett A definition of Mysticism? Well, the dictionary definition is "is the knowledge of, and especially the personal experience of, states of consciousness, i.e. levels of being, beyond normal human perception."

    I suppose you could say it's about experiencing and exploring one's perception of the universe. Like I said, i've got time and space limits, but I want to leave you with a quote from Hinduism: "All religions teach the truth, because the truth has many faces"

  • @0ldFrittenfett The point is -Its just comedy like it or leave it simple as that!

  • Rowan has been doing this "sermon" for over 20 years. He changed the ending on this show, though. If you want to see the original search for "And Now, From Nazareth" here on YouTube.

  • read*

  • not even gonna these block text top comments..

  • If only this comedy could be enjoyed without igniting a fisticuffs between those with nothing better to squabble about. This is the good stuff!

  • what a pity for those who only knew him as Mr Bean, He is Sir Edmund Blackadder.

  • I'm a Christian and I find this video hilarious, gotta love rowan atkinson !

  • @MrHoppz93 i am a penguin. i also think this video is hilarious.

  • @MrHoppz93 im an atheist and i think you're an idiot.

  • "Ladies and Gentleman, thank you very much indééd"

  • artige.no <33 :D

  • true story

  • when do they laugh when she tells jesus they have no more wine, its part of the story, not a joke

  • @peptopro17 because Rowan Atkinson has that ability!

  • @peptopro17 really?!wow

  • @47flamenco its in one of the gospels, maybe all four, i just thought it was kinda weird

  • MR BEAN FOR PRESIDENT!

  • legends are legends

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you very much indeed.

  • Personally, I am tired of the phrase "hating on." You don't hate ON someone, you HATE someone. Can we dispense with the cutesy stuff?

  • @LShackley I'm sorry, it's just shorter than "thrusting their hate right in my face". If they could only hate silently I wouldn't complain. That's the thought behind living and letting live.

  • @raineWoS You seem a lot like my daughter. She used to complain a lot about people who "yelled at her." Turns out, the truth was that they disagreed with her, or challenged her opinions. But she blew it out of proportion. Basically, you don't want anyone to disagree with you or challenge your life choices. In your world, that's called "hating on" someone.

  • @aruvi231 herpity derpy?

  • @aruvi231 thats because some ppl are smarter and more modern thinkin then muslims...

  • Religious people take things so seriously that they fall into sin.

  • This is a great bit of comedy. If you are offended by it, you have a right to be offended by it, but you should have learnt by now that nothing happens just because your offended. I was offended that a critic gave Harry Potter a bad review when he clearly risked his life to save the world, but nobody did anything about it.

  • wow finally row known as mr bean spoke

  • Lmao 0:54 it's fukin' Ziltoid

  • OMG !!! he can speak !!!

  • LOL....horrible ending but funny XD

  • Well, I'd rather be in hell with fine comedians like Rowan Atkinson than in heaven with some of the vinegar pissing idiots on these comments. So yes, I have made up my mind already.

  • WOW! i didnt knew Mr. Bean know how to speak lol xD

  • what the fuck is so funny

  • @30143027 YOu really don't get it? YOu must be either very young, from a part in the world where you have never heard a priest or just a very grumpy person.

  • @reafdaw01 Or an idiot

  • Dude no one cares about anyones religious views on these comments so stfu and enjoy the comedy that has been shown

  • lol ye it is

  • religion isnt a joke... fine fine, give him that for the sake of argument.... but clearly, rowan here WAS making a joke. and it was funny. shall the lord be smiting us for laughing? pff.. pls for everyone's sake STFU and kill yourself

  • As a prophet who does children's parties I am offended

  • ...and they knew it to be thus :))))

  • Brilliant Man.

  • @tidelpark Errr..... What makes u think that?

  • @raineWoS Just cos some say try to help gays become strait doesn't mean we all believe that, and I'm 13 and my church youth group, camps and church friends are some of the best fun of my life.

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  • @Fatman5ish You know, just because humans crave a community, doesn't mean it has to be a religion that indoctrinates children from an early age on so that they often just don't know any better? Your phrasing of "helping" gays is so innocent, yet shows your church's influence. It implicates that there's something wrong with gays. There isn't anything wrong with them.

  • I'm a big Rowan Atkinson fan, and I didn't find this very funny. Not the christian thing, the whole act in general, he can do better.

  • @Ozzyrox98 You DO know this is one of his original stage acts?

  • @tidelpark Sorry, but your comment made me laugh out really loud. Religious people preach and hate on others (homosexuals, other religions, *gasp* atheists, and more) under the guise of "freedom of religion and speech", completely ignoring that others have the same freedoms (and shouldn't have to tolerate all that hate) but along comes someone that makes a little fun of religion and suddenly they feel so terribly hurt. Self-righteous, ignorant lot they are, nothing more.

  • @raineWoS AMEN

  • @raineWoS yeah yo, thats me! definately part of that blanket statement!

  • @raineWoS mostly catholic ppl that hate... not every christian is a catholic though :P i for one love this sketch

  • @sheogorath19

    And by saying that, you're hating on non-hating Catholics (of which there are many)

  • @HumanMonolith it's sort of the dogma of the pope that you should hate on gay ppl for instance... and i think catholic ppl listen to the pope. on the other hand i have nothing personal against anyone who is catholic, but to say every christian hates on people because it's said in the bible are lies... it is the pope who inspires hate in the christian faith

  • @raineWoS You sir, are a stupid troll.

    Just shut up and enjoy the video.

    Live and let Live man..

  • @SolacePiano I, sir, am a lady and I feel there is nothing wrong with voicing my annoyance when people are hating on a great artist for his benign comedy. I have lived by your philosophy for years and still got hated on by believers for who I am. You can't blame me for finally expressing my indignation.

  • @raineWoS Unfortunately, Madam, I can.

    Anyway, what am i doing! You've somehow tricked me into contradicting my beliefs! Devious woman.. ;D

  • @raineWoS awkward moment when I'm Christian and find this funny......

  • @mofreljnr Are you someone that spouts hate in the face of people who do not fit into your (religious) world view? Or are you someone that understands and applies the concept of tolerance in your daily life? If you are the latter, then the reproach is not intended for you. =)

  • @raineWoS Very narrow minded opinion for someone claiming the very same of religion. Some religions yes, not all. Hypocrisy thy name is raineWoS

  • @Raver256 Maybe I expressed it wrongly, but it simply has been my personal experience that those religious people who criticize others most fervently are also the the fastest to act hurt. And those annoy me. I said in another comment that I like being tolerant, but sometimes it's just too much to simply smile and let it go. Call me a hypocrite, but I'm only human and when irked enough I loose my cool sometimes.

  • @raineWoS A sound, well reasoned response, here, on youtube? What is this madness?

  • @Raver256 An inherent dislike of being mean to people and therefore trying to justify my being mean in a reasoned way? I'm still new to voicing my displeasure about stuff, so I'm compulsively concerned about being misunderstood by people I didn't even want to offend. ^^

  • @raineWoS Well said. I, for one, am quite significantly religious (christian baptist) but it saddens me when people use religion as a weapon to make others feel bad. And this sketch was hilarious. Anyone who disagrees needs to STFU regardless of their religion...

  • @tidelpark

    like jesus really valued property and war (this is how brits got their lands back in the day). as far as i remember jesus preachings were more of a hippie type than imperialist or am i wrong?

  • @tidelpark Can't tell if trolling, or just really stupid...

  • If he said Muhammed insted of Jesus, you pc would go BOM!

  • @chilltrolig thats not even funny

  • This was made to offend Catholics. We know this because Rowan was raised as a Protestant and went to a Protestant school and because he is wearing what a Catholic priest would wear while helping another priest distribute communion during Mass.

    All jokes about religion are made to be offensive.

  • @LatinPrayers wow, that stands up there amongst some of the most absurd generalisations I have ever heard! If we can't have a bit of a laugh about religion and ourselves, then what separates us from the dark ages?

  • @fergochan To some people religion isn't joke.

  • @LatinPrayers You really don't understand, do you? How about this then; have you ever seen M*A*S*H? To any rational human being war isn't a joke, even less so than religion. Yet they made jokes in the context of war and death, and all the worst that humanity had to offer. And it was funny, and it was ok to laugh. You can laugh at something without belittling it, or dismissing it, or having an aim to offend. Because laughter is one of those things that makes us human.

  • @fergochan Here endeth the lesson....

  • @fergochan You...you are amazing.

  • @fergochan a very very interesting point :) thank you for sharing that thought...

  • @LatinPrayers lol pwned

  • @LatinPrayers And THAT isn't funny at all :(

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  • hmmm . I did not see anybody can make joke about Quran . U know why ??? because you know what will happened for u will be threaten next day . But to offend Christians and make Joke about our Lord it is ok . Because u know Jesus teach us to love everybody and he asked us to love our enemy too .So Praying for you may u will wake up from your sleeping one day . I hope it will not be too late . Good luck everybody and we will see u in the eternal life . Praying for u May u know the love of God

  • @saudihouseofpeace "I hope it will not be too late ." This sounds like a threat. Ooooo, scary. Tell me about hell again.

    "Good luck everybody and we will see u in the eternal life . " You're the one who needs to wake up...and stop referring to yourself in first person plural...unless you are schizophrenic like your god.

  • @scytheka

    I am not threatening you mate . And I will not waste your time and my time to tell you about haven or hell you can get and read the bible and if u dont have one I will send you one . I will pray for you and just remmber your beleiving is just by faith . There is no single evidance can tell you there is no God . Our God is amazing loving God but he also Justice God too . Jesus love you mate

  • In Jesus time the carrot should not be orange since it became that way by Dutch farmers genetic manipulation.

  • Why "voluptuous"?

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  • The Bible is a humorless text, devoid of any simple folk humor found in the tracts of any other major religion. Noteworthy.

  • hahaha once he started talking "very much indeed" i already broke down laughing

  • John Cleese and Rowan Atkinson on the same stage. Brilliant!

  • All the people I want to see are gonna be in hell anyway. Meet ya there.

  • how often he is going to be crucified in this world ?!

  • BLASPHEMY! A ticket to hell has never been funnier. XD

  • the end is painful.

  • I want Rowan Atkinson so be a priest. I would go every sunday.

  • genius! Christians today get offended so easily! mention something about God or Jesus on a video that's not Christian and they go bananas!

  • Indeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedd­ddd....

    

  • Matt 12:36

  • brilliant. As christians we should learn to laugh at ourselves instead of stiffly tring to force our own ideals down other peoples throats.

  • @alasdair50 No, you should realise that out of date beliefs are just that... Important for all religious people to realise how insignificant we are: Watch video titled "star size comparison". Not to make you or anyone else feel bad.. It's just time to move forward

  • Tommarseden98 thats all very well but once you have seen the evidence and interpreted it theres not much you can do to change it I am an atheist but I have lived a good life and I feel any just god would allow me to go to heaven research pascals dilemma if you want more details

  • I am a human being and I am not offended at all. It is funny as hell!

    People who get offended remind me of Pat Condell's your faith is a joke

  • I am a Muslim and I am very offended. not acceptable at all to speak about GOD. also Jesus and Mary (peace be upon them).

  • @aboselaiman So what? Be offended, but don't think it gives you any special right.

  • @Thisshitisfuckedup it gives me a right if in my country. I would ask for legislation to prohibit this kind of talk.

  • @aboselaiman Well, I thank reason and logic that I can call Moses, Jesus and Mohammed cocksuckers and get away with it then.

  • @Thisshitisfuckedup you get away with it in this life time not in the Hereafter if GOD didn't forgive you for that.

  • @aboselaiman I would rather go to hell than go to a celestial North Korea praising the dear leader for eternity.

  • @vaderas62 saying someone 'went bananas' is just a different way of saying someone "went crazy (in this case with disbelief and they rejoiced)"... the use of the word bananas is just funnier.

  • That story is pure fiction "Jesus Christ replacing water with wine" :/ how sick must those old people be to change the bible in such a hidious way.

  • :-)

  • wouldnt a similar video on quran get fatwas issued in the name of the crew? Christians are really broadminded.

  • @pps1223 There are probably some Christians going apeshit crazy over this but you don't hear about them. One Muslims steps out of line though and all 1 billion of us are labelled extremists and terrorists...

  • for "a carrot really good" press 5,2 than 6

  • Could anyone subtitle this video, please?

  • put on a tutu XD

  • At those who don't get the laugh after "and the servants...", it's because it was a party and the host had prepared lots of wine but ran out since the servants had hidden some of it away to drink it on their own without sparing any for the guests, and Jesus had seemingly found a way to somehow transfer it from their hidden place to the jugs. That's why they cried "how the hell did you do that?!!"

  • As a carrot farmer, I am deeply offended. :-(

  • @JeanySullivan maybe you should become a christian... that'll make it go away...

  • LOL press 5 then 2 then 6 LMAO

  • whats so funny??damn i'm shitty at understanding british humour

  • @escural that i understand, but why is that funny?

  • @Karriyan it's more like a "knowing laugh" than a "ha ha" laugh...the gospel is pretty much the same up to that point,then he changes it by saying "but the servants did know"...it's like an ice-break...

  • I'm a Muslim and i'm not offended, its all for just a good laugh ... no one should get offended.

    instead we should appreciate rowan as there wont be many like him.

  • why does the audience laugh at 1:50, when he says "But the servants did know"? i don't get it

  • @Karriyan Jesus told the servant to fill 6 jugs of water with water and it turned out wine, so the servants did know how that happened. - Captain Obvious

  • guys im muslim and i find this pretty offensive to me coz hes making fun of jesus (PBUH)

    and some christains down in the comments are saying they dont find it offensive how can u not :/

  • Lesson being: You Cant please everyone LOL Real Jesus teaching.

  • I'm a Christian! He didn't insult anything and was very funny, no body should be iffended

  • @Fatman5ish lol, you wish

  • @Fatman5ish Im am with you man!! I am also a devoted christian but I laught my ass of :D

  • @Fatman5ish it because u didnt get it :D normal for christians ;)

  • @Fatman5ish

    well, It Is indeed funny, but also blasphemous since he used Jesus' name in vain :P

  • this guy looks just like the guy in family guy cartoon peters wifes dad spiting image lol

  • Frickin' hilarious

  • Pure Genius. Writing and delivery.

  • Think what you want to buddy, doesn't matter whether it's catholic or protestant or whatever... Wat's wrong is wrong.

  • @leojackson459 Who cares

  • @leojackson459 (cont.) (I couldn't fit all of this in one comment) I agree that it is probably sacrilege, but again, it doesn't affect anyone but the guy who is saying it.

    Just because I see things differently to the way you do doesn't mean that my mind has been manipulated. My faith is untouched, so you're wrong.

    And, just for the record, it's TomMarsden98 , not @maichare123 . Tally-ho.

  • @leojackson459 I understand why you would think that, but I'm just saying he isn't just insulting the very foundation of our religion like so freaking many comedians do these days. Also, you say Satan works in ways that seem most harmless to us... The devil tries to lead people who have found Jesus astray and to keep everyone else astray. Do you see any of that happening here? If he is making an attempt to insult Christianity, the only person Rowan is keeping from Christ is himself.

  • Of course he's insulting the bible. He is mocking Jesus man. You should be ashamed to call yourself a Christian @maichare123. Satan works in ways that seem most harmless to us. Your mind has been clearly manipulated and you don't see it. If he said, "And Jesus told Mary to remove her clothes, then it is equally making fun of them like saying Jesus told her to wear a tootoo." This is clearly a Blasphemy....