FAT MAN STEALS RASCAL!

[StardollConfidential]

I almost got offended when she said he'll miss me, not you (: lol I'm ridiculous

[MICHELLY1395]

omf first shaytard vid evers haha

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

"Dont judge me!" LOL

[dallasrichar26]

Your video is a favorite on Eritrea

[Bpickle1290]

OMG im so tired. Im watching vlogs late at night and laughing so hard I cant breath.

[ellecarrere]

i did that in a store once and they kicked me out haha

[maribethmichelle]

I freakin love when Shay laughs really hard...it makes me laugh hard hahah :) Shay your laugh is so contagious dude! haha mommytard..."you ain't trying to crawl up on me!" hahahah.

[gillian1977]

Wow he was a fattie!

[obviouslygregg]

woah you look waaaaaaay better now!

[steph044]

"should we do one take sunday here? i thought we were doing it in bed tonight" wowza!

[GabbehSezHii]

@steph044 Can't imagine a vlog like that O_o

[steph044]

@GabbehSezHii haha :') I would still love them either way !

[xXIQCinemaXx]

TAKE IT BOTH XD

[SkitttlezStarz]

i dont think this was one take oh well, funniest video ever :D

[MrGirlfucker]

Mommytard talking ghetto wot gurl lol hahahaha

[palmlander]

coooooooool

[rebz2k6]

this makes me lol so hard

[MsFishy12]

i wish i was your daughter :(

[RainbowPeaches1]

first reaction to this video!!!!!!!!!!

[jennieandpeterfan]

crashed into aisle

mommytard "WHOA" lol the way she said that so funny

[JordanLA13]

lol she went from mommytard to katilatay in less than 3 seconds

[XxYouRockMyWorldXxx]

lmao

[figgyboycc]

this was recorded on my birthday.... your walmart is empty

[spotlightonapple]

One take Sunday is going to become one take Sunday... huh?

[anythingbrunomars]

why do you start your vids titles with FAT MAN.........

[LuckyDuckie9]

#SHAYTARDSFTW

[dumbdadsthinkalike9]

thumbs up if crashing into something is funny

[FannySMUDGE]

So THIS is why I started watching Shaytards again! :D

[aeriana789]

the videos on my sisters birthday

[itskevinh]

=]

[cli2018]

haha "i thought we were going to do it in bed tonight."

[PoshPartyUSA]

Dude i got warned by walmart about using those carts thruought the store twice, exactly how shays doinf.

[Phoenix2575]

This is the good stuff 8)

[genuis13]

dude your wifes hot.

[MeanyINC]

If there were enough women in the world like mommytard for every man, we would all be happy... I love mommytard... She is beautiful and just classically awesome. Not enough women are like that nowadays.. She is definitely #winning :D

[heartsungs]

oh no dont reverse i cant stand that beeping lol

[rancheroman1961]

So is it like 2am in the morning? our Walmart here is so bussy most of the day you have to park like 2 miles away

[momsbatbras]

hanes is better

[TheAmity9]

I love the shaytards, but why is a september 06 one on the top videos of the day list? O_O

[RUNDnL]

i kno this is a family orientated video but i cant help it, they looked really stoned lol

just an observation

[solomanspaming]

Your tired and lazy? You must not be eating enough fried pork products, I heard they're really good for your arteries.

[ShaggieTV]

3:48 ..anyone notice the "change"

[tropicalblast11]

you do realise this is not one take right? i dont care but its just my OCD that kicks in.

dont hate on me trolls

[Texasgurl251]

As he was backing out and saying "peace out" I was so ready to see him crash into something hahaha =D

[MyK8t]

i about pissed myself when shay came around the corner.

[MsFrizzyCat]

360,360th viewer awesome

[silverwolvex]

This was the first vlog i saw...

[fanofallo]

i love your vids and your family is just so awesome

[ScottyBoy843]

Oh wow a Shaytard advertisement for a Shaytard video haha

[MeeeeeeeMooooooo]

his wife is hot as fuck i wanna tap her ass

[philliesgirl10]

hahaha i think ur one take sundays r my favorite. i cant stop watchingur vlogs still!! hilarious. and its so easy to fall in love with u guys. ur all so sweet and funny and the kids r adorable!! keep the videos coming shay!

[RandomGAAH]

This is one of my favourite volgs!

[agentstewie1]

My last name is haines so peace out home dog lol

[theshadow170y]

what the hell fat guy, why would you walk, heh?

[cali4l]

I love drivin those! And honking at people and making the workers yell!!!

[swedisagnostic]

Do they have those at stores in the US???

That is just sick..

[BrynnyBoppins]

@swedisagnostic i'm pretty sure they are for old people, not like obese people if thats what you mean.

[OhhEmGeez]

@swedisagnostic pretty sure its a walmart

[ShelbyValorie]

Try Asian women **busizz4me.info**

[MrIpodkiller]

Shay u should go buy Nike socks thier the best

[CrymsonNite2]

I always prefer Fruit of the Loom

[spidergirl426]

my life would be complete if while maneuvering that thaang he rammed full force into something or someone.

[xXpatrickclausXx]

fat

[asdf1020304]

katilette should have sat in the little cart thing lol. What, it only says no children in the basket, it says nothing about adults.

[nampnampyepperdoodle]

and do random stops ever 10 seconds=)

[nampnampyepperdoodle]

i would so ride one of those things and have a megaphone and sing the spiderman theme song =) to lighten up everyones day=)

[Thecamar01]

•_•

[getinmybelly12]

haha i loved this video! it was so funny. i love when you guys go to walmart haha :) <3

[MzzCam]

Yes, I love one take Sundays- this is real- and so hilarious :)

[tutuwaffle]

Ride that mental car thing

[maribethmichelle]

haha shay your laugh is so funny...i think i've probably said this a million times, but your laugh makes me laugh SO hard.

[Steel7515]

This is the video that started my LOVE for the ShayTards :)

Thumbs up!

[UsTube]

@Steel7515 hi, my name is Joe. Thumbs up!

[12ncislover]

WHY ARE U IN A SCOOTER CHAIR

[AphroditeAllure]

Shay dont use those scooters, seriously people really need those and alot of times theres none for the people who really need them, my mom has ms and before she bought her own scooter she had to use those, and lot of times there werent any and she had to try and lean on a cart and basically drag herself along. I know you ment no harm, but still; I just thought I should let you know.

[amazingpony]

mommytard is the greatest!

[derek17204]

you aint tryin to crawl all up on me!!

[SuperLoveYou123]

i watch this over and over... :/

it just makes me laugh so much. xD

[Shnikies78]

hanes blow!!!

[mrjj236]

thumbs up for hanes!!!!

[earthboundmisfit79]

So instead of leaving the scooter for someone who actually needs it you decide to take a joy ride. Ignorant asshole.

[WallyTehHood]

@earthboundmisfit79 its not like 300 handicap people are going to rush into walmart all at once and all need a scooter.... gees... -.-

[earthboundmisfit79]

@WallyTehHood

There doesn't need to be 300, idiot. It's a blatant abuse of a resource by someone that the resource was not intended for. Those are there for someone with something as simple as crutches to a more debilitating condition. People like you disgust me about as much as the slob misusing the scooter. You just don't give a fuck until it's YOU or your FAMILY that may need that resource and don't have access cause of some prick. Your rationalization makes you nothing more than a BIGOT.

[ArcMaple]

@earthboundmisfit79 Your reasonable arguement is ignored because of your use of insults. Congrats you lose.

[earthboundmisfit79]

@ArcMaple

I was merely speaking on his level, but I get what you're saying.

[TDL1230]

whenever they offer you a free item in something, you are paying for it its just included in the price

[hospitalcakewalk]

HOLY MCLOVEN!!!! my bf did this :( wow dood... memories :O

[paigelz04]

OMG I HATE YOUR ADSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[iateurwifewfavabeans]

all ur videos have ad's....good job selling out

[caattxo]

i don't like the people who comment like mommytard been doing weed her eyes are red. they've been smoking weed etc.

I hope you don't smoke it you probably really dont anyway haha :)

[mcgrathswrath94]

@Katilette is sooooo right, Hanes is WAY better!

[TheEmmagirl123456789]

HANES! 2 FREE PAIRS



[heeyerinhey]

i loveeee your face when you bump in to the wall its so funny haha, your both amazinggg

[xxjackiee909]

"You ain't trying to crawl up on me" oh mommytard!

[DaLeadBull]

@xxjackiee909 Oh damn it, I was gonna try to crawl up on her.

[missreaderful]

heeh why not add the xtra second just get him hanes

[UnfamousWannaBe]

God Bless Women for having to put up with us. Mommytard you have to put up with some much. lol

[TheAppleGirl100]

what walmart is that!! i think i went there lol was it in wisconsin dells? i bet not but still...

[nooloo3000]

holy crap are you tha guy from big time rush

[nooloo3000]

how did you get it to move so fast

[minsandrotts]

Soooo hilarious!!! love it!

[SomeOne247]

LOLOLOLOLL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH­AH THIS WAS FREAKEN HILARIOUS! AHAAAAAHAHAHAAHHHAH LOL BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP CRASH the sound of the cart lol LOL OMG THIS WAS RELAY FREAKEN AMUSINGLY HILARIOUS FOR SUM REASON LOL

Keep up the randomness lol

K\

[bouwstenen]

lol

[101pandaluv1]

i love this one

[iNintendork]

389 People Who Watched This Judged Shaycarl.

[death7239]

they look stoned lmfao

[2000phantom]

@death7239 4 kids tend to make that effect on people

[MrUgh313]

That pisses me off to see a young able fat person on a scooter, My dad is a disabled vet and all ways have to hunt one down. 

[SliceIceNDice]

@MrUgh313 Does it look busy and like someone would need it? Jeesh man, Relax and get counceling.

[MrUgh313]

@SliceIceNDice Do you have disabled people in your family?

[ww2guy21342]

sometimes, me and my friends go rascal racing at 3 am, its fun

[AngelusSpkGrrl]

I do my Wal-Mart shopping at 4 am. Alot of stoners use those rascals around that time

[MrFrEaKyD13]

its walmart

[glitterloverxo]

ahaahahahah u aint tryin to crawl up on me!!!! LOL BEST SHAYTARDS EVA

[ToriLucious]

this is the FUNNIEST shayyytard vid everr(:

i cant stop laughinggg!!

[JimJamTehJellyMan]

don vito hehe

[DarkDreadnaught94]

in soviet russia, shopping cart drives you!

[piekillerreaker]

I remember when my feet hurted. I was eleven years old and I stayed home because of it. When I slept I farted and sneezed at the same time o_o and my dog would always sniff my feet :3

[xAdorkable15]

@piekillerreaker "Hurted" "was" eleven sounds like your like 8

[unicrazyperson]

Thisvlog made me laugh harder than any other so.. SHAYTARDASHIANS FTW! :D

[jaykertiss]

bearded, fat, silly, drama-queen. no more, no less

[syohn2010]

champion is the best

[lauraannmariie]

how many stores have you gotten kicked out of? hahaha. :)

[MrGxMoto]

That Was Cool When Shays Hat Changes To White

[lelupixie]

Awesome lol!

[LikeWhoaa121]

I wish I could be like Shay, and not care what other people thought.

[AGAwesome]

Will Mommytard be auctioning off her old used pair of socks? Lol

[uckfyoulucy]

this is my favorite shaytard video ahahah

[SilverBullet93GT]

no you di---d'nt!

[no40]

"Shayloss...we gonna loose that extra, Shayloss....we gonna loose that extra, Shayloss!"

[NachoLegacy]

I always love watching your vlogs Shay! Keep up the good work!

[Yojerome303]

Love the Shaytards.

[Billie0402]

yes hanes are better!

[Adoreian]

thumbs up if you've already seen a picture of shay when he was skinny!

[RamonIsIn]

@Adoreian yea, he was skinny but him right now matches his awesomeness :)

[stevenflynn17]

You should have driven through all those boxes at the end of the isle!!

[TahiraDarkmoon]

I love you guys you are so awesome! =D

[LakshanW]

Your one lucky dude . to be with a wife like that.. She's fun!

[BurkeLife]

I want to challenge Shay to an Arm Wrestle contest!! Check out BurkeLife and decide who would win? Shawn or Shay? Bring it!!!

[CMStubby1991]

@mattdogg65 ...you're nothing more than a troll. i hope you realize that.

[EpiphoneLPJrGuitar]

these guys make me laugh new subscriper!

[broccollihead]

shay is so adorable!

[mattdogg65]

@pencilluna10 so what I work 6 days out of the week only day I get off is Sunday. Oh my god 3 hours?!! OH NO!! That takes soooo much out of your day wow that is such a long time compared to 10 hours 6 days a week and I don't do something as simple as filming my family all day don't give me that shit excuse it's still not an exceptable excuse no matter what you say it still won't be exceptable

[RonImAMinor]

Man, that beeping is so annoying! But I still love you. ;)

[monkeyman2221]

shay did i seriously just here u say "i thought we were going to do it in bed tonight" =)

[Bnjohn100]

Daddys money?

[DudeNotSoPerfect]

Even though this is only short, its my favourite video by you guys :) massive fan, keep doing what you do so well :)

[MattWarrenWilson]

you should of done it in bed...

[xiStayzFreshx]

''you ain't tryna crawl up on me'' lmfaooo I died of lauqhter.

[miltonbradley2121]

hahaha man that was funny good take there you two haha crawling up on me yo hahaha

[lafty1970]

I would race him

[cXtotheXj]

You know how the basket reads "NO CHILDREN IN BASKET"? Well what about adults?

[unclesam1024]

I wish icould have this much fun buying socks

[designergirl4EVER1]

where does he get 1 of those carts from and y is he using 1 lol

[massikur115]

HIGH-LAREOUS

[quadrider96064]

shay wheeses and squeaks when he is laughing



[efrenciyo]

i love you guys

[MRAROCKERDUDE]

One of my favourite vlogs, and so short. It would have been funny if shay drove out of shot then mommytard turned the camera round to vlog and saw shay driving past behind her :)

[Triakes]

they make my day happier!!!!

[grisabonden777]

one word- USA

[panape]

<------ crazy backwards video right here. WATCH IT !!

[notaswingset]

you guys are so cute together! my boyfriend and i also run around Wal-mart, but we never do it quit like the 2 of you.

[ichigomihhi]

america is complaining about their people becoming fatter and fatter, but they are even having scooters inside shops, so that you don't have to walk any minute of your day O.o

[DaleOfHope]

@ichigomihhi wtf... You have to prove you have a disability or over age 65 dumbass before you can get one. Hence the title "STEALS rascal"

You have no fucking clue what you're talking about...

[ichigomihhi]

@DaleOfHope lol this seems to offend you a lot O.o ...

well i didn't know that fact... i don't live in the us, so thats just an impression i had... (there's no rascals in my country^^)

but you have to admit there are a lot of overweight people in the us ^^

[DME123DME]

Its been a while since ive seen the shaytards cuz my computer broke :'( NoW ITS FIXEDD! LOVE THE SHAYTARDS! THT GREAT AMERICAN FAMILYYYY :))))

[TechJamesy]

382 people dont wear socks!

[burgandyblood]

@TechJamesy I hate wearing socks but I liked the video.

[Shhhmanders]

thumbs up if u want to see a picture of when shay was skinny!!!

[Got2GoGirls]

@Shhhmanders SHAY WAS SKINNY

[Sharkbait132]

@Shhhmanders Watch the very first shaytard vlogs you'll see one, can't remember which one it was exactly though

[reubenw59]

@Shhhmanders just go on his twitpics

[rbjstang]

@Shhhmanders YES!

damn that store is empty. were u guys the only ones there? lol