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  • I'd rather bring my gun.

  • so, lay on the ground and hope for the best?? You're ass is grass.

  • I cracked up the moment I saw the pirate.

  • no animal wont harm u else your in its way

    harmed to animal a, near its children or its pray

  • I think shooting it with a glock 23 (.40 caliber)(semi and full automatic option) with a extended clip (13 bullets) with cop killers (armour piercing) would work better ;)

  • bears do attack groups of people. The Alaska Mauling that happened a few days ago, it was a group of about 7 I believe, scarey . I`m glad they will all survive.

  • Somehow I can't help thinking that the "experts" can also be wrong. Like, here you are laying face down on the ground, how hard is it for a six hundred pound bear to just flip you over onto your back? I don't think spreading your legs will make much difference. And I wouldn't count on being totally "safe" just because you're in a group of three. Put me in a group of twelve who are carrying 12 gauge pump action shotguns with slugs and I'll feel a little safer---as long as they don't shoot me.

  • that's the most annoying voice i've ever heard

  • Or you can take your shirt off or sweater and put it on top of you without floding it to make yourself look bigger.

  • Bears are Godless killing machines

  • Why is this not a national geographic?

  • Next up: How to survive an attack from a HUNGRY bear.

  • So basically, lay down and wait to see if he wants to eat you? F that, $80 gets you a mosin nagant and 60 shots of free ammo at the gun show.... That is if you're allowed to defend yourself in your country.

  • A Hi Point C9 usually costs around $120.

    A brick of Buffalo Bore 9mm +P+ PENETRATOR ammo is around $25 plus shipping.

    You can probably find a cheap holster for it for less than $20.

    Easy bear protection that beats covering your head and trying not to scream.

  • if u are were there is a possibility of getting attacked by a bear with no gun ur not thinking clearly if im being attacked by a bear or even threatened by one im putting a bullet in its head

  • Don't ask the lady with one eye how to protect yourself !

    Didn't work too well for her !

  • But... I use my non dominate hand to jerk off with...

  • Stay the fuck home.

  • Another good way is to hold hands with each other, so if the bear sees the unity of the group, he will not attack.

  • This video just kicked HowCast's Video in the butt.

  • best way is staying at home

  • I think shooting it with a .460 magnum would work better.

  • @SuperSneakySteve because we all randomly carry that in our pocket

  • @SuperSneakySteve But are you sure? I heard that hunters got attacked by bears and even thouh they shot it it still killed them.

  • @SuperSneakySteve I cant believe this comment got thumbs up.

    Even if you shoot a bear with a fuckin shot gun it will continue to chase after you recklessly and devour your fucking intestines.

  • My dad always tells me to act dead if I ever come across a bear.

  • The black guy at 1:47 was like "What the fuck did i get myself into man"

  • Winnie the Pooh just got scary :S

  • how to survive a bear attack;bring a fucking shotgun when ur in the woods!!!

  • Give Them Honeys

  • this guy is a yuppie moron grizzlies will attack anything when provoked what an idiot dont go in the wilderness unarmed or stay home city slickers!!

  • How to survive : Call chuck norris ?

  • This guy teaches you how to die, wow,

  • This guy lied, I just seen a video with ten people fishing and the bear attacked, if a bear is hungry he will attack always

  • If you are going into the bush, you need to be armed. If you are in going into the bush in Alaska, read the first sentence again and add an exclamation point.

    Your weapon and gear will do you little good if you do not practice with it. Survival is a state of mind. Prepare yourself.

  • So if your in a group of 3 your the safest thing around, no need for the 4th guy then.... if all fails you could feed him to the bear and get away safley

  • Words of wisdom.

    Should we stay indoors? Should we stay in our vehicles? Should we lock our doors? Why not dig our graves for all the use we become to the world. No!

    Turn off the tv, computer, cell phone, ipullpod, etc. Get out there and enjoy the beauty and wonder of all creation. Then, you will know and appreciate your role in this wonderful world.

  • @markse4444

    Awesome statement and very true. Most insightful comment I have seen on Youtube in 4 years of being on this site.

  • Tickle the bear's armpits, bears are known to be vulnerable to tickles which temporarily weaken their body and turn them into a fit of uncontrollable giggle. Take this chance to run away.

    In case the bear recover and catches up with you, try masturbating it ..

  • so much for my whitetail hunting rip in bear country

  • The brother is thinking, "Say What?! All I want to know is where the bus is to GTF outta here".

  • Playdead

  • no - how practical !

  • LOLOLOL, they say lay down and stay still because hopefully the bear will lose interest while tearing your face off

  • Laying down on the ground is the most stupid thing you can do. Make as much noise as possible and don't walk away. If you show them that they are stronger than you, you'll end up as bear-food.

  • @JeroenProducts Have you ever seen a grizzly? Your technique will work with a black bear. Grizzly is too big a creature to be fought by humans.

  • @JeroenProducts No his technique WILL NOT WORK..Black bears will rip you a new asshole if you play dead. You will have to fight for your life when it comes to a black bear because they can not be fooled by playing dead and they will just look at you as an easy meal. Google it if you wish but you will see that i am not wrong

  • @Ghillieinthebush

    I think he's talking about browns. Blacks need to be fought tooth and nail.

  • @DiamondBones007 Hm doubt it I have heard cases of bears attacking hobos in Seattle W.A. Now idk if the bear wanted to eat them or it simply killed them doing a favor to the area.

  • LOL on discovery chanell is difused "ultimate survival" with Bear Grylls, and he tell that when u are atacked by a bear act aggresive,scream to look biggest as u can LOL

  • Oh, and Les Stroud says pack some heat.

  • Black bears are the ones you want to fight back. And browns. Not grizzlies. If there's a grizzly, don't be an idiot.

  • If you ever encounter a bear kiss your ass goodbye

  • you stupid,stupid boy! Leave this wonderful boy alone. He has done nothing to you, except fear you. He could kill you if he chose, you know. He just wants to get away from you. Not because you are superior to him, but because he doesn't want to kill you. But he will if you make him...just stay away......

  • thumbs up if the ads are annoying!!!

  • 1:46 LOL

  • 0:52 ...on my groin?

  • o.o im scared x.x

  • They chase them around in helicoptors and than say survive a bear by laying down? little bit of a *ed concept

  • Kick the bear in the nuts and run?

  • @IxSacrificexI loll u know.. i wonder if that would actually work? lol

  • @DiamondBones007 haha try it and lemme know :)

  • @IxSacrificexI LMFAO xD do you think that would really work? lol

  • that guys facial expression was brilliant! but this is why i hike or bike with nothing less than a slug loaded 12 gauge

  • Thanks Dwight Shrute.

  • number one threat to america.

  • @Vampmonkey616 Ill shit my pants anyways, might as well trow it at the bear and die with style.

  • @LEON951 u know.. i wonder if a bear will disregard someone if it smelled really really bad? o.o

  • For me its very simple mathematics...whenever when I go to bear country, I take my 44 magnum and I will not hesitate to defend my life !!

  • @MrMuchotres

    Amen to that brother.

  • beat it up then take a shit in its face

  • i think i wud rather,,,,, run like a girl screaming while crying hoping for the best

  • Amazing a bag of furry lard can "jello" it's way at 35 miles per hour like that. Look at :54 . Bears are interesting. Also note: if you ever see a bear cub by itself, the first thing to not do is: Pick it up and shot put it, or poke it, kick, etc. Just wanted to add that since it was left out (by accident, yes, yes) of the video. I hope all us leaving posts have helped.

  • I carry a .45 and just save one for myself

  • I save on .45 for myself

  • To my knowledge brown bears don't attack people unless they feel threatened by something (e.g. if your dog starts barking at it). I've actually stood eye to eye with a brown bear while fishing in Sweden. It was watching me from behind a rock and when I started talking to it like to a cat, it turned around and walked away. I wasn't afraid of that particular bear, but I was shit scared that there would be another bear nearby and that I would accidentally be caught between them.

  • @fbendz If you get in the middle of a brownbear and its cub it will probably attack you. But you are right. They dont attack just like that.

  • @loch70 That's my point exactly! Brown bears don't attack unless they feel threatened. A mother seeing you between her and the cubs would definitely see you as a threat! The bear I was facing was too small to be an adult. (I don't know how big they get, but this one was definitely not fully grown). So my fear was that there would be a mother nearby and that I would be accidentally caught between them. I was NOT afraid of the bear I was facing. (The panic actually came months later).

  • Hot to survive a bear attack: Pray to God he's kind enough to let you live. Dx

  • Did that "expert" really say Bears don't attack groups of 3 or more? That's such a crock of s@#*. Sure you're safer in a larger group it's true, but that doesn't mean they aren't going to attack for sure. Well maybe that's the case with Alaskan bears but certainly not here in Canada LOL.

  • 0:23 Don't try to survive a bear attack by shooting in the air.

  • Those guys looked scared as shit lol.

  • it showed u in masnwers. what u dont do is run u have to combat it head on with pivot punches and swift kicks

  • when we go in bear country,I'm the dominate beast.a charging grizzly, has to options run pass me or get ready for the flying close-line.proceeded by severe elbows to it's nuts,cunt if its a sow,then,i jump off,circle the bastard,when he goes to stand, more nut kicks,when he doubles over, it's the guillotine,i choke out the prick,and when he's out i always have pink and purple bows,to decorate it with,and i staple long stiff leathery rabbit like ears on it.(fuck-off P.E.T.A.).he's fuckin shamed

  • bendover and kiss your ass goodby is the best way to survive a bear attack.

  • How to avoid a bear attack? Carry a 1911 with hornady +p 230grn hollow points.

  • This technique is stupid...you need to fight for your life !

    It would be reckless not to carry a rifle or gun of some sort in bear country.

  • I learned this in Alaska working on the power lines. Carry Bear Grenades.(cans of sardines) If he is coming in too close, just pop the top and throw it like a frisbee over his head. His nose will follow it and he'll go right to it. Giving you time to slowly move downwind or get in your vehicle and vamoose. A handful of cayenne pepper works wonders!

  • Aboo

  • infi....infa...ifentismaly....­.wtf he said? cave man know some big words lol.

  • THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE INFORMATION!

  • we have a bears like 500feet away from are home what i would dfo 1st sick my 4 dogs on them there hog dogs grab my dads 30,30 hunting rifel blow its brans out :D

  • @JUSTCALLMEKID1

    If you own a rifel you don't need a brain.

  • @GrinningSandCat rifle*

  • "if u put ur dominant hand first, then ur non dominant hand, he will bite ur non dominant hand first!!" so basicly he says that first ur gonna lose ur left hand, then he goes for the right hand, and then he tears ur face off ur head

  • Dude....omfg.

    "..the paw moves at 150miles an hour, and loosing half your face is called a de-glowing injury..." O___o

    "Hopefully, that means he crushes your non dominant hand FIRST. We hope your dominant hand is intact."

    DUDE. I have those bears not even 1000m from home, I have seen tracks of a mother bear and cubs not even 10.000m from home. I believed I only had to stand her down >_> don't back away, don't run kind of thing. I hope I never get to shake paws with her.

  • lol those goofy americans look so helpless. specially the pirate woman with the eye patch lol. go bears!

  • Don't wander as a retard alone in the forest. Take guns, dogs, bear mace

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  • Damn! I dont want to lose either of my hands. Dominant or non dominant.

  • Just get a machete and be ready.

  • good advice....hes gonna kill youe annyway

  • HAHA that lady had an eye-patch

  • how to survive a bar attack FIGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • he looks like he doesn't even wanna be there lol 1:44

  • Armbar that SOB!

  • How to Survive a Bear Attack: Stay in the fucking car. Go home.

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  • the guy at 0:47 min looks like robert de niro in "the deer hunter"

  • Well, thats a warm welcome to those tourists

  • @98765432123456789000 I am think the same thing. Wow, that is intriging!!!!!

  • i like maybe a nuke would do it

  • These comments are so funny. Look - if you accidently manage to run into a bear that wants to kill you, try and communicate with him. Find out why he's having such an awful day.

  • A WHAT??? A degloving injury lol Ahh Thanks so much for the hint I will remember how you just said that half my face would be gone WTF I don't go in areas like that that is populated with Grizzly Bears unless I'm strapped with an AK-47 or something to protect myself other than my dominant hand you idiot...

  • "is there a high chance of you getting attacked, yes"

    "is there a good chance of you surviving, no" hahahahahahaha what if there's more than one bear?

    moral of the story is? you don't stand a chance unless you have mastered the shapeshifting thing....hahahaha. damn.

  • id crap myself, then i would whisper to her ear, and try to dominate the situation with telekineseis.lol

  • The only truly effective way to stop a bear charge is a well placed bullet from a high powered rifle.  Lacking that, use a high caliber pistol. Lacking that, use bear spray. Lacking that, you're probably dead already.

  • A high powered rifle, or shotgun ;)

  • The high power rifle or shotgun is good but have some bear spary or a pistol to because the rifle isent any good if the bear is on top of you.

  • a suit of armor and an air horn should do it

  • did he directly indirectly say so you're gonna die and this is how you slow the process down so you can suffer more and longer , ...just shoot the over grown rodents .

  • unfortunately if a bear was attacking me i dont think i would be able to think about protecting my dominant hand.

  • I have a .50 S&W that tells the bear to make its day. Personally, I'm not too concerned about bears when I'm out in the bush. But, I will say that the weapon better than any heat you can pack and mace you can tote is kept in the piece of meat lodged inside your skull--the sole storage facility for one's common sense.

  • you kidding me? why would a bear say " oh that group has more than 3 people i guess i wont attack it.." how do they know the minimum amount of people a bear wants to attack

  • They think you're a centipede. They must hate bugs.

  • Lay down? Fuck that? Act aggresive! Shout and scream, make yourself look as big as possible. Throw shit at it!

  • @Vampmonkey616 that would just make it worse if you had to do that, bears only attack if you run or yell at it ... you'll get it angry if you throw stuff at it too lol just sayin

  • @Thebeauty03 dude his point is kill the bear before it kills u

  • @Vampmonkey616 loooooooool

  • @Vampmonkey616

    Totally agreed. Carry a gun and fight at your best, even with a stick. Laying down is a good way to....died. Please don't follow this humble steps. Magnum 357 with bear load!!!

  • @LeDungBoNgoaiGiaoVN thats not the right way discovery networks is right

  • @Vampmonkey616 That will work with black bear, not a grizzly.

  • "because you look like a giant centipede" OR MAYBE U WOULD LOOK LIKE A GROUP OF PEOPLE?

  • lol that black dude was like why am i here?

  • woah im lucky then because last year i was at camp and i was walking alone to head to the lake and just chill away from the campsite and i ran into a black bear but it wasn't the momma bear it was one of the cubs that was a little grown and big when i saw it i freaked out and i frooze and then i saw it stand up with his paws above his chest so i ran towards the lake and luckly it didn't chase me.

  • Why would anyone go into the wild without weapons??? Doesn't have to be an auto rifle, but I mean even a Machete would be better than nothing. Shotgun would be ideal, shoot the bear like Cheney did to his hunting buddy

  • False! Bears will kill all. If their adamantium-like claws don't kill you, their laser eyes or rocket arms will. These are facts.

  • what a reality check fuck it i am heading home i bet is the thought of those people

  • Oh shit, are you pretty lucky of he crushes your hand? Might he crushes your whole head instead?

  • I love when he says too put the non dominant hand on top. "When he bites, you're non dominant hand will get crushed" one of the dudes has the look like , "oh thats not too bad"

  • Hey that's right, unless you are Bolt, not much of chance. However, is not the top speed for a human about 25mph and the guy said bears can run up to 30mph. I saw one site that said the fastest a man could run would be 25 - 30mph, based on Usain Bolt's 9.6 sec 100m. Either way, I'm sure a Grizzly would give Bolt a run for his money.

  • unless ur Usain Bolt or however u spell it i think ur a gorner

  • lmao spot bear and lay down? Yea the rest of my group can do that I will take my chances running like a mad man, maybe it'll get tired and give up.

  • LOL!

  • No no. My dad teached me :

    -If you spot one, don't move --Maybe he did'nt spotted you.

    -Never look in his eyes.

    -Back off slowly

    -If he comes near you, take a rock, anything ...but continue walking back.

    -If he charge, Throw the rock (lol) and yell

    -If it get EVEN more worst, then run in zigzag ---Its the only way you got a chance to survive. I dont see why they say to get on the ground.

  • You can also throw yourself in a lake lol. The bear will think something like "Why does that weird -colored deer throwed itself in the lake?" or if there's an inclinated trail, run it it. Bears arent good in that.

  • what ur dad taught you seems to make more sense

  • The bear might lose his interest in you if you lay down. He might think your dead.

  • Or he might think it's an easy dinner for his family.

  • lol But it's true. Why else would they lay down, wait to be killed? :P ..

    If you start running, it will chase you and kill you, because that's natural for it.

  • how to survive a bear attc: give her a beer and u will become goodfriends!

  • I heard that if you come face to face with a bear, look that sucker straight in the eye, Bring out any food you have and wave it around your head (this mocks the bear and makes you seem like an alpha-male), then if he still hasn't backed down the best thing to do is charge at the bear and hit him in the stomach. Works like a charm.

  • you will get fucking owned if you did that.

    just saying.

  • Pfff... That guy should have just handed them them each a gun instead of teaching them how to get their limbs bitten off in proper order.

  • So basically, just lay there and take it?

    Alrighty then.

  • LMAO!

  • if you run, it will catch you..

    if you do as in the video, it will catch you(and learn that humans are an easy kill)

  • Catch me? man I'm so fast swine flu can't catch me!!

  • lets imagine the bear i hungry, and that it want to eat you (an easy meal)

    then i think its stupid to lay dowm, that just makes it easyer¨for the bear.

    nice to be a hunter if the pray just falls to it bag when you aproche it

    ¨

  • How to survive a bear attack: STAY HOME.

  • @JJNeepinFilms haha true.

  • @JJNeepinFilms HAHA no shit eh? Why did they sign up for that, not one smile was present on any of their faces.

  • @JJNeepinFilms hahahahahaha

  • @JJNeepinFilms That's a common misconception. A bear broke into my apartment a year ago. I live in New York City. Thank god I wasn't home.

  • at 0:23, is that one woman's eye injured or something? I haven't gotten the chance to watch the show yet, so I don't know what's happened

  • shes a pirate.

  • She looks cool wearing one that's for sure.

  • u reckon she wud let you bone her eyesocket?

  • I'd kick it in the nuts ofc :)

  • i doubt instead of you kicking in the nut you'll piss in yo pant.

  • oh man... some advices... well, for safety you get advices to a lot of things.

    When I was going rafting, I was told if I fell in the water, I should keep my legs high, or else they would brake. Doesn't make much comfort that either :-P

  • here is a better way of protecting yourself as a bear. pull down your pants, start jacking off.... once you are hard you let the bear suck your dick and he will leave you alone

  • hahaha

  • what the!!! oh no, you did it dident you!!!

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