I think shooting it with a glock 23 (.40 caliber)(semi and full automatic option) with a extended clip (13 bullets) with cop killers (armour piercing) would work better ;)
bears do attack groups of people. The Alaska Mauling that happened a few days ago, it was a group of about 7 I believe, scarey . I`m glad they will all survive.
Somehow I can't help thinking that the "experts" can also be wrong. Like, here you are laying face down on the ground, how hard is it for a six hundred pound bear to just flip you over onto your back? I don't think spreading your legs will make much difference. And I wouldn't count on being totally "safe" just because you're in a group of three. Put me in a group of twelve who are carrying 12 gauge pump action shotguns with slugs and I'll feel a little safer---as long as they don't shoot me.
So basically, lay down and wait to see if he wants to eat you? F that, $80 gets you a mosin nagant and 60 shots of free ammo at the gun show.... That is if you're allowed to defend yourself in your country.
if u are were there is a possibility of getting attacked by a bear with no gun ur not thinking clearly if im being attacked by a bear or even threatened by one im putting a bullet in its head
If you are going into the bush, you need to be armed. If you are in going into the bush in Alaska, read the first sentence again and add an exclamation point.
Your weapon and gear will do you little good if you do not practice with it. Survival is a state of mind. Prepare yourself.
So if your in a group of 3 your the safest thing around, no need for the 4th guy then.... if all fails you could feed him to the bear and get away safley
Should we stay indoors? Should we stay in our vehicles? Should we lock our doors? Why not dig our graves for all the use we become to the world. No!
Turn off the tv, computer, cell phone, ipullpod, etc. Get out there and enjoy the beauty and wonder of all creation. Then, you will know and appreciate your role in this wonderful world.
Tickle the bear's armpits, bears are known to be vulnerable to tickles which temporarily weaken their body and turn them into a fit of uncontrollable giggle. Take this chance to run away.
In case the bear recover and catches up with you, try masturbating it ..
Laying down on the ground is the most stupid thing you can do. Make as much noise as possible and don't walk away. If you show them that they are stronger than you, you'll end up as bear-food.
@JeroenProducts No his technique WILL NOT WORK..Black bears will rip you a new asshole if you play dead. You will have to fight for your life when it comes to a black bear because they can not be fooled by playing dead and they will just look at you as an easy meal. Google it if you wish but you will see that i am not wrong
@DiamondBones007 Hm doubt it I have heard cases of bears attacking hobos in Seattle W.A. Now idk if the bear wanted to eat them or it simply killed them doing a favor to the area.
LOL on discovery chanell is difused "ultimate survival" with Bear Grylls, and he tell that when u are atacked by a bear act aggresive,scream to look biggest as u can LOL
you stupid,stupid boy! Leave this wonderful boy alone. He has done nothing to you, except fear you. He could kill you if he chose, you know. He just wants to get away from you. Not because you are superior to him, but because he doesn't want to kill you. But he will if you make him...just stay away......
Amazing a bag of furry lard can "jello" it's way at 35 miles per hour like that. Look at :54 . Bears are interesting. Also note: if you ever see a bear cub by itself, the first thing to not do is: Pick it up and shot put it, or poke it, kick, etc. Just wanted to add that since it was left out (by accident, yes, yes) of the video. I hope all us leaving posts have helped.
To my knowledge brown bears don't attack people unless they feel threatened by something (e.g. if your dog starts barking at it). I've actually stood eye to eye with a brown bear while fishing in Sweden. It was watching me from behind a rock and when I started talking to it like to a cat, it turned around and walked away. I wasn't afraid of that particular bear, but I was shit scared that there would be another bear nearby and that I would accidentally be caught between them.
@loch70 That's my point exactly! Brown bears don't attack unless they feel threatened. A mother seeing you between her and the cubs would definitely see you as a threat! The bear I was facing was too small to be an adult. (I don't know how big they get, but this one was definitely not fully grown). So my fear was that there would be a mother nearby and that I would be accidentally caught between them. I was NOT afraid of the bear I was facing. (The panic actually came months later).
Did that "expert" really say Bears don't attack groups of 3 or more? That's such a crock of s@#*. Sure you're safer in a larger group it's true, but that doesn't mean they aren't going to attack for sure. Well maybe that's the case with Alaskan bears but certainly not here in Canada LOL.
when we go in bear country,I'm the dominate beast.a charging grizzly, has to options run pass me or get ready for the flying close-line.proceeded by severe elbows to it's nuts,cunt if its a sow,then,i jump off,circle the bastard,when he goes to stand, more nut kicks,when he doubles over, it's the guillotine,i choke out the prick,and when he's out i always have pink and purple bows,to decorate it with,and i staple long stiff leathery rabbit like ears on it.(fuck-off P.E.T.A.).he's fuckin shamed
I learned this in Alaska working on the power lines. Carry Bear Grenades.(cans of sardines) If he is coming in too close, just pop the top and throw it like a frisbee over his head. His nose will follow it and he'll go right to it. Giving you time to slowly move downwind or get in your vehicle and vamoose. A handful of cayenne pepper works wonders!
we have a bears like 500feet away from are home what i would dfo 1st sick my 4 dogs on them there hog dogs grab my dads 30,30 hunting rifel blow its brans out :D
"if u put ur dominant hand first, then ur non dominant hand, he will bite ur non dominant hand first!!" so basicly he says that first ur gonna lose ur left hand, then he goes for the right hand, and then he tears ur face off ur head
"..the paw moves at 150miles an hour, and loosing half your face is called a de-glowing injury..." O___o
"Hopefully, that means he crushes your non dominant hand FIRST. We hope your dominant hand is intact."
DUDE. I have those bears not even 1000m from home, I have seen tracks of a mother bear and cubs not even 10.000m from home. I believed I only had to stand her down >_> don't back away, don't run kind of thing. I hope I never get to shake paws with her.
These comments are so funny. Look - if you accidently manage to run into a bear that wants to kill you, try and communicate with him. Find out why he's having such an awful day.
A WHAT??? A degloving injury lol Ahh Thanks so much for the hint I will remember how you just said that half my face would be gone WTF I don't go in areas like that that is populated with Grizzly Bears unless I'm strapped with an AK-47 or something to protect myself other than my dominant hand you idiot...
The only truly effective way to stop a bear charge is a well placed bullet from a high powered rifle. Lacking that, use a high caliber pistol. Lacking that, use bear spray. Lacking that, you're probably dead already.
did he directly indirectly say so you're gonna die and this is how you slow the process down so you can suffer more and longer , ...just shoot the over grown rodents .
I have a .50 S&W that tells the bear to make its day. Personally, I'm not too concerned about bears when I'm out in the bush. But, I will say that the weapon better than any heat you can pack and mace you can tote is kept in the piece of meat lodged inside your skull--the sole storage facility for one's common sense.
you kidding me? why would a bear say " oh that group has more than 3 people i guess i wont attack it.." how do they know the minimum amount of people a bear wants to attack
@Vampmonkey616 that would just make it worse if you had to do that, bears only attack if you run or yell at it ... you'll get it angry if you throw stuff at it too lol just sayin
@grapes9001 .. fuck sakes! ... bears aint easy to kill, you just got what the man in the video if you ''Shout and scream, make yourself look as big as possible. Throw shit at it!'' you'd be dead by the time you can say 'aah!'' again D: .. ok never mind i dont care!
Totally agreed. Carry a gun and fight at your best, even with a stick. Laying down is a good way to....died. Please don't follow this humble steps. Magnum 357 with bear load!!!
woah im lucky then because last year i was at camp and i was walking alone to head to the lake and just chill away from the campsite and i ran into a black bear but it wasn't the momma bear it was one of the cubs that was a little grown and big when i saw it i freaked out and i frooze and then i saw it stand up with his paws above his chest so i ran towards the lake and luckly it didn't chase me.
Why would anyone go into the wild without weapons??? Doesn't have to be an auto rifle, but I mean even a Machete would be better than nothing. Shotgun would be ideal, shoot the bear like Cheney did to his hunting buddy
I love when he says too put the non dominant hand on top. "When he bites, you're non dominant hand will get crushed" one of the dudes has the look like , "oh thats not too bad"
Hey that's right, unless you are Bolt, not much of chance. However, is not the top speed for a human about 25mph and the guy said bears can run up to 30mph. I saw one site that said the fastest a man could run would be 25 - 30mph, based on Usain Bolt's 9.6 sec 100m. Either way, I'm sure a Grizzly would give Bolt a run for his money.
You can also throw yourself in a lake lol. The bear will think something like "Why does that weird -colored deer throwed itself in the lake?" or if there's an inclinated trail, run it it. Bears arent good in that.
I heard that if you come face to face with a bear, look that sucker straight in the eye, Bring out any food you have and wave it around your head (this mocks the bear and makes you seem like an alpha-male), then if he still hasn't backed down the best thing to do is charge at the bear and hit him in the stomach. Works like a charm.
oh man... some advices... well, for safety you get advices to a lot of things.
When I was going rafting, I was told if I fell in the water, I should keep my legs high, or else they would brake. Doesn't make much comfort that either :-P
here is a better way of protecting yourself as a bear. pull down your pants, start jacking off.... once you are hard you let the bear suck your dick and he will leave you alone
I'd rather bring my gun.
DiversePersona 5 months ago
so, lay on the ground and hope for the best?? You're ass is grass.
SuperCooldude2012 5 months ago
I cracked up the moment I saw the pirate.
CutthroatStew 6 months ago 5
no animal wont harm u else your in its way
harmed to animal a, near its children or its pray
angie101564 6 months ago
I think shooting it with a glock 23 (.40 caliber)(semi and full automatic option) with a extended clip (13 bullets) with cop killers (armour piercing) would work better ;)
ON3amongTH3M 6 months ago
bears do attack groups of people. The Alaska Mauling that happened a few days ago, it was a group of about 7 I believe, scarey . I`m glad they will all survive.
sherrihalo 6 months ago
Somehow I can't help thinking that the "experts" can also be wrong. Like, here you are laying face down on the ground, how hard is it for a six hundred pound bear to just flip you over onto your back? I don't think spreading your legs will make much difference. And I wouldn't count on being totally "safe" just because you're in a group of three. Put me in a group of twelve who are carrying 12 gauge pump action shotguns with slugs and I'll feel a little safer---as long as they don't shoot me.
JackKangaroo1 6 months ago 3
that's the most annoying voice i've ever heard
MLGUK 6 months ago
Or you can take your shirt off or sweater and put it on top of you without floding it to make yourself look bigger.
Jermz1997 6 months ago
Bears are Godless killing machines
bigmattanderson 6 months ago
Why is this not a national geographic?
SonofPosiedon180 7 months ago
Next up: How to survive an attack from a HUNGRY bear.
DawgFL 7 months ago 5
So basically, lay down and wait to see if he wants to eat you? F that, $80 gets you a mosin nagant and 60 shots of free ammo at the gun show.... That is if you're allowed to defend yourself in your country.
ThePoisonYouth 7 months ago
A Hi Point C9 usually costs around $120.
A brick of Buffalo Bore 9mm +P+ PENETRATOR ammo is around $25 plus shipping.
You can probably find a cheap holster for it for less than $20.
Easy bear protection that beats covering your head and trying not to scream.
Migs4000 7 months ago
if u are were there is a possibility of getting attacked by a bear with no gun ur not thinking clearly if im being attacked by a bear or even threatened by one im putting a bullet in its head
hopecamel 8 months ago
Don't ask the lady with one eye how to protect yourself !
Didn't work too well for her !
123ABCCBA321drome 8 months ago 5
But... I use my non dominate hand to jerk off with...
76ComicFan 8 months ago
Stay the fuck home.
KellyGreen5555 8 months ago
Another good way is to hold hands with each other, so if the bear sees the unity of the group, he will not attack.
baronu666 9 months ago
This video just kicked HowCast's Video in the butt.
MetroArtyom2033 9 months ago
best way is staying at home
xistoxs 10 months ago
I think shooting it with a .460 magnum would work better.
SuperSneakySteve 10 months ago 16
@SuperSneakySteve because we all randomly carry that in our pocket
DawgFL 7 months ago
@SuperSneakySteve But are you sure? I heard that hunters got attacked by bears and even thouh they shot it it still killed them.
Korvan1993 6 months ago
@SuperSneakySteve I cant believe this comment got thumbs up.
Even if you shoot a bear with a fuckin shot gun it will continue to chase after you recklessly and devour your fucking intestines.
nintwiggy6491 5 months ago
My dad always tells me to act dead if I ever come across a bear.
nothingsospecial 10 months ago 3
The black guy at 1:47 was like "What the fuck did i get myself into man"
touchtone101 10 months ago
Winnie the Pooh just got scary :S
Urbanmaniac111 11 months ago
how to survive a bear attack;bring a fucking shotgun when ur in the woods!!!
walapeogunit111 11 months ago 3
Give Them Honeys
middlevin 11 months ago
this guy is a yuppie moron grizzlies will attack anything when provoked what an idiot dont go in the wilderness unarmed or stay home city slickers!!
breadandlead 11 months ago
How to survive : Call chuck norris ?
TakaiiZ 11 months ago 3
This guy teaches you how to die, wow,
SpaceMan131326 11 months ago
This guy lied, I just seen a video with ten people fishing and the bear attacked, if a bear is hungry he will attack always
SpaceMan131326 11 months ago
If you are going into the bush, you need to be armed. If you are in going into the bush in Alaska, read the first sentence again and add an exclamation point.
Your weapon and gear will do you little good if you do not practice with it. Survival is a state of mind. Prepare yourself.
Bravo21 11 months ago
So if your in a group of 3 your the safest thing around, no need for the 4th guy then.... if all fails you could feed him to the bear and get away safley
SuPrAmAd101 1 year ago
Words of wisdom.
Should we stay indoors? Should we stay in our vehicles? Should we lock our doors? Why not dig our graves for all the use we become to the world. No!
Turn off the tv, computer, cell phone, ipullpod, etc. Get out there and enjoy the beauty and wonder of all creation. Then, you will know and appreciate your role in this wonderful world.
markse4444 1 year ago
@markse4444
Awesome statement and very true. Most insightful comment I have seen on Youtube in 4 years of being on this site.
martz507 10 months ago
Tickle the bear's armpits, bears are known to be vulnerable to tickles which temporarily weaken their body and turn them into a fit of uncontrollable giggle. Take this chance to run away.
In case the bear recover and catches up with you, try masturbating it ..
kkdkk7 1 year ago
so much for my whitetail hunting rip in bear country
12215Eric 1 year ago
The brother is thinking, "Say What?! All I want to know is where the bus is to GTF outta here".
wamcalif5 1 year ago 2
Playdead
P4PKingP4P 1 year ago
no - how practical !
bernhardfranz 1 year ago
LOLOLOL, they say lay down and stay still because hopefully the bear will lose interest while tearing your face off
original1423 1 year ago 2
Laying down on the ground is the most stupid thing you can do. Make as much noise as possible and don't walk away. If you show them that they are stronger than you, you'll end up as bear-food.
JeroenProducts 1 year ago
@JeroenProducts Have you ever seen a grizzly? Your technique will work with a black bear. Grizzly is too big a creature to be fought by humans.
HusbandnWifeDuo 1 year ago 2
@JeroenProducts No his technique WILL NOT WORK..Black bears will rip you a new asshole if you play dead. You will have to fight for your life when it comes to a black bear because they can not be fooled by playing dead and they will just look at you as an easy meal. Google it if you wish but you will see that i am not wrong
Ghillieinthebush 1 year ago
@Ghillieinthebush
I think he's talking about browns. Blacks need to be fought tooth and nail.
markse4444 1 year ago
@DiamondBones007 Hm doubt it I have heard cases of bears attacking hobos in Seattle W.A. Now idk if the bear wanted to eat them or it simply killed them doing a favor to the area.
LEON951 1 year ago
LOL on discovery chanell is difused "ultimate survival" with Bear Grylls, and he tell that when u are atacked by a bear act aggresive,scream to look biggest as u can LOL
EdyTh3Great 1 year ago
Oh, and Les Stroud says pack some heat.
BorednDisturbed 1 year ago
Black bears are the ones you want to fight back. And browns. Not grizzlies. If there's a grizzly, don't be an idiot.
BorednDisturbed 1 year ago
If you ever encounter a bear kiss your ass goodbye
DaAlphaOmega 1 year ago
you stupid,stupid boy! Leave this wonderful boy alone. He has done nothing to you, except fear you. He could kill you if he chose, you know. He just wants to get away from you. Not because you are superior to him, but because he doesn't want to kill you. But he will if you make him...just stay away......
tuesday4066 1 year ago
thumbs up if the ads are annoying!!!
dino65812 1 year ago
1:46 LOL
MrAsesino187 1 year ago
0:52 ...on my groin?
LemonStamp 1 year ago
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sexykatie911 1 year ago
o.o im scared x.x
DiamondBones007 1 year ago
They chase them around in helicoptors and than say survive a bear by laying down? little bit of a *ed concept
TheRamblinBong 1 year ago
Kick the bear in the nuts and run?
IxSacrificexI 1 year ago 26
@IxSacrificexI loll u know.. i wonder if that would actually work? lol
DiamondBones007 1 year ago
@DiamondBones007 haha try it and lemme know :)
IxSacrificexI 1 year ago
@IxSacrificexI O.O
DiamondBones007 1 year ago
@IxSacrificexI LMFAO xD do you think that would really work? lol
666SlipknotMagot 1 month ago
that guys facial expression was brilliant! but this is why i hike or bike with nothing less than a slug loaded 12 gauge
wrldeye12 1 year ago
Thanks Dwight Shrute.
Hydrovah 1 year ago
number one threat to america.
MrSamyboi911 1 year ago
@Vampmonkey616 Ill shit my pants anyways, might as well trow it at the bear and die with style.
LEON951 1 year ago
@LEON951 u know.. i wonder if a bear will disregard someone if it smelled really really bad? o.o
DiamondBones007 1 year ago
For me its very simple mathematics...whenever when I go to bear country, I take my 44 magnum and I will not hesitate to defend my life !!
MrMuchotres 1 year ago
@MrMuchotres
Amen to that brother.
jasonmildward34 1 year ago
beat it up then take a shit in its face
THEAIRSOFTMASTER5 1 year ago
i think i wud rather,,,,, run like a girl screaming while crying hoping for the best
doneyourmum 1 year ago
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zooey787 1 year ago
Amazing a bag of furry lard can "jello" it's way at 35 miles per hour like that. Look at :54 . Bears are interesting. Also note: if you ever see a bear cub by itself, the first thing to not do is: Pick it up and shot put it, or poke it, kick, etc. Just wanted to add that since it was left out (by accident, yes, yes) of the video. I hope all us leaving posts have helped.
benjovi55 1 year ago
I carry a .45 and just save one for myself
steeliedan5150 1 year ago
I save on .45 for myself
steeliedan5150 1 year ago
To my knowledge brown bears don't attack people unless they feel threatened by something (e.g. if your dog starts barking at it). I've actually stood eye to eye with a brown bear while fishing in Sweden. It was watching me from behind a rock and when I started talking to it like to a cat, it turned around and walked away. I wasn't afraid of that particular bear, but I was shit scared that there would be another bear nearby and that I would accidentally be caught between them.
fbendz 1 year ago
@fbendz If you get in the middle of a brownbear and its cub it will probably attack you. But you are right. They dont attack just like that.
loch70 1 year ago
@loch70 That's my point exactly! Brown bears don't attack unless they feel threatened. A mother seeing you between her and the cubs would definitely see you as a threat! The bear I was facing was too small to be an adult. (I don't know how big they get, but this one was definitely not fully grown). So my fear was that there would be a mother nearby and that I would be accidentally caught between them. I was NOT afraid of the bear I was facing. (The panic actually came months later).
fbendz 1 year ago
Hot to survive a bear attack: Pray to God he's kind enough to let you live. Dx
DeathDude72 1 year ago
Did that "expert" really say Bears don't attack groups of 3 or more? That's such a crock of s@#*. Sure you're safer in a larger group it's true, but that doesn't mean they aren't going to attack for sure. Well maybe that's the case with Alaskan bears but certainly not here in Canada LOL.
itsmebaby79 1 year ago
0:23 Don't try to survive a bear attack by shooting in the air.
theschooler967 1 year ago
Those guys looked scared as shit lol.
gcore18 1 year ago
it showed u in masnwers. what u dont do is run u have to combat it head on with pivot punches and swift kicks
Edwuadu 1 year ago
when we go in bear country,I'm the dominate beast.a charging grizzly, has to options run pass me or get ready for the flying close-line.proceeded by severe elbows to it's nuts,cunt if its a sow,then,i jump off,circle the bastard,when he goes to stand, more nut kicks,when he doubles over, it's the guillotine,i choke out the prick,and when he's out i always have pink and purple bows,to decorate it with,and i staple long stiff leathery rabbit like ears on it.(fuck-off P.E.T.A.).he's fuckin shamed
blackfisti64 1 year ago
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you will be die by then
iambery 1 year ago
bendover and kiss your ass goodby is the best way to survive a bear attack.
blackspades0000 1 year ago
How to avoid a bear attack? Carry a 1911 with hornady +p 230grn hollow points.
wigtrimer 1 year ago
This technique is stupid...you need to fight for your life !
It would be reckless not to carry a rifle or gun of some sort in bear country.
unclebully7913 1 year ago
I learned this in Alaska working on the power lines. Carry Bear Grenades.(cans of sardines) If he is coming in too close, just pop the top and throw it like a frisbee over his head. His nose will follow it and he'll go right to it. Giving you time to slowly move downwind or get in your vehicle and vamoose. A handful of cayenne pepper works wonders!
ElShadaiLives 1 year ago
Aboo
glassepinne 1 year ago
infi....infa...ifentismaly.....wtf he said? cave man know some big words lol.
hypotnuse 1 year ago
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE INFORMATION!
N0RTHWEST 1 year ago
we have a bears like 500feet away from are home what i would dfo 1st sick my 4 dogs on them there hog dogs grab my dads 30,30 hunting rifel blow its brans out :D
JUSTCALLMEKID1 1 year ago
@JUSTCALLMEKID1
If you own a rifel you don't need a brain.
GrinningSandCat 1 year ago
@GrinningSandCat rifle*
EliteDoomer 1 year ago
"if u put ur dominant hand first, then ur non dominant hand, he will bite ur non dominant hand first!!" so basicly he says that first ur gonna lose ur left hand, then he goes for the right hand, and then he tears ur face off ur head
oscarsanders07 1 year ago
Dude....omfg.
"..the paw moves at 150miles an hour, and loosing half your face is called a de-glowing injury..." O___o
"Hopefully, that means he crushes your non dominant hand FIRST. We hope your dominant hand is intact."
DUDE. I have those bears not even 1000m from home, I have seen tracks of a mother bear and cubs not even 10.000m from home. I believed I only had to stand her down >_> don't back away, don't run kind of thing. I hope I never get to shake paws with her.
Pumanic 1 year ago
lol those goofy americans look so helpless. specially the pirate woman with the eye patch lol. go bears!
catalinaguerrero 1 year ago
Don't wander as a retard alone in the forest. Take guns, dogs, bear mace
InTRuD3r86 1 year ago
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qualifiedtowotk 1 year ago
Damn! I dont want to lose either of my hands. Dominant or non dominant.
qualifiedtowotk 1 year ago
Just get a machete and be ready.
hsabi1 1 year ago
good advice....hes gonna kill youe annyway
pandel69 1 year ago
HAHA that lady had an eye-patch
Adawg4008 1 year ago
how to survive a bar attack FIGHT IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Surebro0 1 year ago
he looks like he doesn't even wanna be there lol 1:44
scout35a 1 year ago
Armbar that SOB!
SIRMMA 2 years ago
How to Survive a Bear Attack: Stay in the fucking car. Go home.
JacksInn 2 years ago 9
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JacksInn 2 years ago
the guy at 0:47 min looks like robert de niro in "the deer hunter"
MacTobey 2 years ago
Well, thats a warm welcome to those tourists
98765432123456789000 2 years ago
@98765432123456789000 I am think the same thing. Wow, that is intriging!!!!!
luvs2teach00 2 years ago
i like maybe a nuke would do it
cgkeddington 2 years ago
These comments are so funny. Look - if you accidently manage to run into a bear that wants to kill you, try and communicate with him. Find out why he's having such an awful day.
bradenyoung 2 years ago
A WHAT??? A degloving injury lol Ahh Thanks so much for the hint I will remember how you just said that half my face would be gone WTF I don't go in areas like that that is populated with Grizzly Bears unless I'm strapped with an AK-47 or something to protect myself other than my dominant hand you idiot...
BamaTony73 2 years ago
"is there a high chance of you getting attacked, yes"
"is there a good chance of you surviving, no" hahahahahahaha what if there's more than one bear?
moral of the story is? you don't stand a chance unless you have mastered the shapeshifting thing....hahahaha. damn.
forelske 2 years ago
id crap myself, then i would whisper to her ear, and try to dominate the situation with telekineseis.lol
GODLYHUMAN 2 years ago
The only truly effective way to stop a bear charge is a well placed bullet from a high powered rifle. Lacking that, use a high caliber pistol. Lacking that, use bear spray. Lacking that, you're probably dead already.
GDR352 2 years ago 2
A high powered rifle, or shotgun ;)
Ehal256 2 years ago
The high power rifle or shotgun is good but have some bear spary or a pistol to because the rifle isent any good if the bear is on top of you.
huntinguy532 2 years ago
a suit of armor and an air horn should do it
MrAubery 2 years ago
did he directly indirectly say so you're gonna die and this is how you slow the process down so you can suffer more and longer , ...just shoot the over grown rodents .
bobboberan 2 years ago
unfortunately if a bear was attacking me i dont think i would be able to think about protecting my dominant hand.
freshblooms 2 years ago
I have a .50 S&W that tells the bear to make its day. Personally, I'm not too concerned about bears when I'm out in the bush. But, I will say that the weapon better than any heat you can pack and mace you can tote is kept in the piece of meat lodged inside your skull--the sole storage facility for one's common sense.
igorthemegaterrible 2 years ago
you kidding me? why would a bear say " oh that group has more than 3 people i guess i wont attack it.." how do they know the minimum amount of people a bear wants to attack
ToAstYNaChO 2 years ago
They think you're a centipede. They must hate bugs.
5277407 2 years ago
Lay down? Fuck that? Act aggresive! Shout and scream, make yourself look as big as possible. Throw shit at it!
Vampmonkey616 2 years ago 20
@Vampmonkey616 that would just make it worse if you had to do that, bears only attack if you run or yell at it ... you'll get it angry if you throw stuff at it too lol just sayin
Thebeauty03 1 year ago
@Thebeauty03 dude his point is kill the bear before it kills u
grapes9001 1 year ago
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@grapes9001 .. fuck sakes! ... bears aint easy to kill, you just got what the man in the video if you ''Shout and scream, make yourself look as big as possible. Throw shit at it!'' you'd be dead by the time you can say 'aah!'' again D: .. ok never mind i dont care!
Thebeauty03 1 year ago
@Vampmonkey616 loooooooool
ipounchedatodler 1 year ago
@Vampmonkey616
Totally agreed. Carry a gun and fight at your best, even with a stick. Laying down is a good way to....died. Please don't follow this humble steps. Magnum 357 with bear load!!!
LeDungBoNgoaiGiaoVN 1 year ago
@LeDungBoNgoaiGiaoVN thats not the right way discovery networks is right
32cheddarcheese 1 year ago
@Vampmonkey616 That will work with black bear, not a grizzly.
HusbandnWifeDuo 1 year ago
"because you look like a giant centipede" OR MAYBE U WOULD LOOK LIKE A GROUP OF PEOPLE?
jrnesbit 2 years ago 2
lol that black dude was like why am i here?
ThaaWhiteShadow 2 years ago 2
woah im lucky then because last year i was at camp and i was walking alone to head to the lake and just chill away from the campsite and i ran into a black bear but it wasn't the momma bear it was one of the cubs that was a little grown and big when i saw it i freaked out and i frooze and then i saw it stand up with his paws above his chest so i ran towards the lake and luckly it didn't chase me.
DizyMitchell 2 years ago
Why would anyone go into the wild without weapons??? Doesn't have to be an auto rifle, but I mean even a Machete would be better than nothing. Shotgun would be ideal, shoot the bear like Cheney did to his hunting buddy
gillyboyNY 2 years ago 3
False! Bears will kill all. If their adamantium-like claws don't kill you, their laser eyes or rocket arms will. These are facts.
derbal213 2 years ago 15
what a reality check fuck it i am heading home i bet is the thought of those people
genx1973 2 years ago
Oh shit, are you pretty lucky of he crushes your hand? Might he crushes your whole head instead?
survivorboi 2 years ago
I love when he says too put the non dominant hand on top. "When he bites, you're non dominant hand will get crushed" one of the dudes has the look like , "oh thats not too bad"
muham8 2 years ago 4
Hey that's right, unless you are Bolt, not much of chance. However, is not the top speed for a human about 25mph and the guy said bears can run up to 30mph. I saw one site that said the fastest a man could run would be 25 - 30mph, based on Usain Bolt's 9.6 sec 100m. Either way, I'm sure a Grizzly would give Bolt a run for his money.
CinemaMaximus 2 years ago
unless ur Usain Bolt or however u spell it i think ur a gorner
shaqattack69 2 years ago
lmao spot bear and lay down? Yea the rest of my group can do that I will take my chances running like a mad man, maybe it'll get tired and give up.
dynastyofnext 2 years ago
LOL!
BabyBallBall 2 years ago
No no. My dad teached me :
-If you spot one, don't move --Maybe he did'nt spotted you.
-Never look in his eyes.
-Back off slowly
-If he comes near you, take a rock, anything ...but continue walking back.
-If he charge, Throw the rock (lol) and yell
-If it get EVEN more worst, then run in zigzag ---Its the only way you got a chance to survive. I dont see why they say to get on the ground.
Parthena2 2 years ago
You can also throw yourself in a lake lol. The bear will think something like "Why does that weird -colored deer throwed itself in the lake?" or if there's an inclinated trail, run it it. Bears arent good in that.
Parthena2 2 years ago
what ur dad taught you seems to make more sense
FifiXChan 2 years ago
The bear might lose his interest in you if you lay down. He might think your dead.
lightheartedVIII 2 years ago
Or he might think it's an easy dinner for his family.
survivorboi 2 years ago
lol But it's true. Why else would they lay down, wait to be killed? :P ..
If you start running, it will chase you and kill you, because that's natural for it.
lightheartedVIII 2 years ago
how to survive a bear attc: give her a beer and u will become goodfriends!
mstelios1991 2 years ago
I heard that if you come face to face with a bear, look that sucker straight in the eye, Bring out any food you have and wave it around your head (this mocks the bear and makes you seem like an alpha-male), then if he still hasn't backed down the best thing to do is charge at the bear and hit him in the stomach. Works like a charm.
pugsley141 2 years ago
you will get fucking owned if you did that.
just saying.
chamt008 2 years ago
Pfff... That guy should have just handed them them each a gun instead of teaching them how to get their limbs bitten off in proper order.
MmYewStupidSob 2 years ago 3
So basically, just lay there and take it?
Alrighty then.
styx123456 2 years ago 2
LMAO!
YouAlreadyKnow2 2 years ago
if you run, it will catch you..
if you do as in the video, it will catch you(and learn that humans are an easy kill)
thekewle123 2 years ago 2
Catch me? man I'm so fast swine flu can't catch me!!
Drokou 2 years ago
lets imagine the bear i hungry, and that it want to eat you (an easy meal)
then i think its stupid to lay dowm, that just makes it easyer¨for the bear.
nice to be a hunter if the pray just falls to it bag when you aproche it
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thekewle123 2 years ago
How to survive a bear attack: STAY HOME.
JJNeepinFilms 2 years ago 50
@JJNeepinFilms haha true.
Corey1380 1 year ago
@JJNeepinFilms HAHA no shit eh? Why did they sign up for that, not one smile was present on any of their faces.
420inthe604 1 year ago
@JJNeepinFilms hahahahahaha
nostudoable 1 year ago
@JJNeepinFilms That's a common misconception. A bear broke into my apartment a year ago. I live in New York City. Thank god I wasn't home.
CricklePicket 1 year ago
at 0:23, is that one woman's eye injured or something? I haven't gotten the chance to watch the show yet, so I don't know what's happened
sieurdesushi 2 years ago
shes a pirate.
m001900 2 years ago 2
She looks cool wearing one that's for sure.
WatchRyder 2 years ago
u reckon she wud let you bone her eyesocket?
m001900 2 years ago
I'd kick it in the nuts ofc :)
Hillextreme 2 years ago
i doubt instead of you kicking in the nut you'll piss in yo pant.
XStreetKingSX 2 years ago
oh man... some advices... well, for safety you get advices to a lot of things.
When I was going rafting, I was told if I fell in the water, I should keep my legs high, or else they would brake. Doesn't make much comfort that either :-P
Arawanach 2 years ago
here is a better way of protecting yourself as a bear. pull down your pants, start jacking off.... once you are hard you let the bear suck your dick and he will leave you alone
HomieFilms 2 years ago 15
hahaha
ivoriscrazy 2 years ago
what the!!! oh no, you did it dident you!!!
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