This is still hilarious! As Caitlinfern points out, John actually gets all the steps right and his timing is OK, but for a minor issue toward the end. He basically didn't bother putting any effort into capturing the spirit of Strictly because he knew that he could stand out for being "bad" without embarressing himself. One of my favourite ever Strictly contestants and I loved John and Kristina as the unlikely couple. I actually think Kristina got a lot of votes for them, she was great that year.
This is classic TV!!!!! John looks as though he putting the bins out when he pulls her across the floor. Who said variety is dead.....it's comedy like this which keeps TV alive. The guy is a legend and a great sport
By Far THE best thing on TV for 2008. This dance should win awards.........I nearly wet myself laughing when I saw it. JS is a Legend!!!....The bit when he drags Christina across the florr should go down in TV history
he has improved so much he so funny he could of gone all the way i felt sorry for him cause everyone was taking the piss out of him and he is a legend
The show is not the same without JS and Kristina. Are the winners turning pro? I think not. John should be voted "Slimmer of the Year" He has lost 2 stone for god's sake.
We miss you John, and the great entertainment you gave, my vote will go to Christine now.
I think it would have been great if John had won. Only in England would people get behind an underdog with so much support and enthusiasm, and I think that's lovely. BBC - if the public want to vote for John, then that's their choice: let the English public be English!!!
Arlene: I hate you! Keep your comments for yourself and your family. John is not a pig, he's just an ordinary English man learning to dance. At least he tried his best; my late British husband lived in South America, he loved the music, the people and the environment but he never, ever moved one single foot or his hips for fear to look silly. Give some credit to John and apologise for your nasty comments!
......i remember working with a BBC Journalist 20 years ago..... who said ......"he's so ugly he'll never make it in television "....i hope she's been watching the "Dancing Pig"....Karma....
this is hilarious, its so funny everyone is going so nuts that he's still there, how boring would it be just to watch the good dancers, keep him in :D lmao, legend!
sorry rachgriff123, the dream is over. John has been kicked out and its back to boring people again. i feel stupid for even watching this show and even worse for wasting my money!
im shocked hahaha, what a waste of money, im not watching this anymore they made it such a big thing because he was so bad but thats why most people watched it this year lol, i never used to watch this i only watched it because he was in there and he was a laugh. Not wasting my time watching the good dancers because they all take it so seriously and think they are all going to win, wow, how entertaining. not.
His pasodoble brought back memories of my grandfather. So far John has danced the best pasodoble I've ever watched in my entire life. Give him the Strictly trophy!
John Sargeant is hilarious but I really think it's gone too far now. I didn't particularly like Cherie but she didn't deserve to go and neither did Lisa. The longer John stays in, the more talented dancers are leaving and it really isn't fair. I'm not a John hater by any means, Kristina and him are wonderful and entertaining, but I'll be mad if he puts Lisa or Christine out!!
John Sargeant is a master satirist. I've never seen this programme but I'm sure that, as (apparently) the worst dancer he finds his popularity hilarious. The joke is on the people who think this is serious and not just a low intellect entertainment show. I may watch the next edition just to vote for him. Make sure he wins, VOTE J.S.
that would be HILARIOUS if john won!!!!! keep voting for him he makes the show so funny. Without him strictly will be a bit boring-i mean bruce's jokes keep getting flatter and flatter. We need JOHN!
That is so funny. He is really, really, bad. Totally car crash TV, but unbelievably watchable to see if there is any glimmer of improvement.
It is sad for the ones that are getting eliminated because they are much better dancers, but John is undoubtedly the star of this series. We just love the underdog.
When I saw this last Saturday I laughed until I cried, maybe a certain pair who's names I wont mention should watch this clip and find out what entertainment is.
he is just so unbelievably hilarious!! his stomping is so funny!!! when he's dragging kristina along the floor he reminds me so much of jerry off tom and jerry dragging a massive chunk of cheese or something! go john! xxx
was anyone else lead to this video by the 'conveyancing dance' of land law lol...
MrEm324 2 months ago
Was this actually for real?!
themadone24 3 months ago
Song name??
CocaColaDance 3 months ago
whats the song called (there dancing to) ???
stuartg2061 7 months ago
@stuartg2061 they're
playnine999 3 months ago
He's better than me.
micallmighty 8 months ago
His face screams "I'm not enjoying myself" haha.
phillipthomassmith 11 months ago
MOST memorable dance of the whole show
SaraFromWales 1 year ago
At least John actually did the steps to the dance unlike Ann Widcombe who doesn't do any.
bellabana 1 year ago
lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
baileybongkitty 1 year ago
I just love the way he stomps around so flat footed - hilarious! :D
Phaedrax2 1 year ago
He's putting the rubbish out!
Udany147 1 year ago
WAT A JOKE IF HE WON
THIS IS THE BEST YEAR FOR STRICTLY EVER
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slipshodcoqbgg 1 year ago
way to go grandpa
fall4fellatio 1 year ago
pure utter legendary
Tashyy034 1 year ago 3
IN a Class off his own just amazing and Kristina is so good with him just takes it in her stride well done Bravo xx.
seasideroo 1 year ago
0:13 what was he thinking lol looks like he is dragging her from her hair
th3matchless 2 years ago
Love the music!
scarlett0907 2 years ago
the move at 0:13 has made history! lol
CheekiBz 2 years ago 4
Pure legend! xD
starry4sky 2 years ago 3
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The dancing Pig at his woeful best!!!
cliveb007 2 years ago
haS HIS own class !
crazycatmuppet 2 years ago
This is still hilarious! As Caitlinfern points out, John actually gets all the steps right and his timing is OK, but for a minor issue toward the end. He basically didn't bother putting any effort into capturing the spirit of Strictly because he knew that he could stand out for being "bad" without embarressing himself. One of my favourite ever Strictly contestants and I loved John and Kristina as the unlikely couple. I actually think Kristina got a lot of votes for them, she was great that year.
MelanieSmellany 2 years ago
To be honest though..he doesn't get any steps wrong, he's got the character of the dance, and his timing isn't half bad! :D
Shame about the actual dancing..
caitlinfern 2 years ago 4
The infamous drag dance!
Richardpd16378 2 years ago 4
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CescRVP 2 years ago
This never fails to make me smile. One of the most memorable dances on Strictly.
CescRVP 2 years ago 21
What is the name of this song?
BelfastCityHall 2 years ago
Lol bless his face, he looks like he's really into it!
Lala2616 2 years ago 5
I'll never ever forget this
Livefortheweekend001 2 years ago 3
Aww he's so adorable. He was terrible but pure entertainment
wickerwillow 2 years ago 14
Will never forget this lmao :P so funny
TheOneAndOnly951 2 years ago 3
0:12-0:16 will never get old!
Hansfan1989 2 years ago 2
haha love it wouldnt it be so funny if he won though! xx
belgravebbe 2 years ago 2
How graceful :D
ziggyboogydook 2 years ago 3
I LOVE HHIIIIMM:)
Looks like he's dragging a sack of potatoes though PAAAHAHAAA
PreetyLady 2 years ago 4
looks kinda like a caveman who has found food lol
elliethomson 2 years ago 3
Poor John but u have to admit his dance skills are just epic LOL!
Osamabinbush99 2 years ago 4
he danced like he was climbing the stairs and dragged her like a bag of potatoes lol he should have stayed in lyk x
jukester26 2 years ago
he looks like a little boy pulling his teddy bear to bed LoL
b0rdelaise 2 years ago
It annoys me that the BBC dont show the judges comments.
<3 John!
You can just see Kristina:
"Dont worry John, I'll carry it off for the both of us,"
Bless him, He tries so hard, we like to back the underog
livingthegermandream 2 years ago 2
Its so bad its hilarious!! Love when he drags her along the floor like a sack of tatties
xGhirlx 2 years ago 2
And an illegal lift in there as well.
jaradoref 2 years ago
Absolutely dreadful - end of story!!!
zoggie14 2 years ago
Lol he should have won ,,, who cares if he wasnt the best
he was bloody hilarious =D
well done mayte x
AbCd0892 3 years ago 2
Bahh!! He should have won! x
XAilsaThomsonX 3 years ago 2
what is the name of the artist who did this rendition of the guitar concerto? hard to find... plz help
21titans 3 years ago
LOL classic strictly ftw
esper109 3 years ago
This is classic TV!!!!! John looks as though he putting the bins out when he pulls her across the floor. Who said variety is dead.....it's comedy like this which keeps TV alive. The guy is a legend and a great sport
NikP9 3 years ago
this is excellent
hannah1rob 3 years ago
i think he tried really hard. he is the best!
anzipannaxxx 3 years ago
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now to me it look like john as the caveman andkristina as a cavewoman "me quit scrisly me kill muslim"
dim432 3 years ago
I don't know what you're talking about, but ok.
Motownisyourtown 3 years ago
JOHN RULZ
georginamcbarnette 3 years ago
Mel Smith dancing with Danny la Rue!
donoghueandstevenson 3 years ago
bless him for tryin!
petagirl86 3 years ago
What is the one where the phone rings?
TeamHeavySuck 3 years ago
By Far THE best thing on TV for 2008. This dance should win awards.........I nearly wet myself laughing when I saw it. JS is a Legend!!!....The bit when he drags Christina across the florr should go down in TV history
SuziTheDiva 3 years ago 3
haha well said
GarryLFC 3 years ago
Was that bit at 0:13 intentional? Or was Kristina supposed to be standing up at that point instead of being dragged across the floor by John?
HEADSHOTDEALER 3 years ago 2
No that was her stopping him from going to Greggs.
DriftK13 3 years ago
he has improved so much he so funny he could of gone all the way i felt sorry for him cause everyone was taking the piss out of him and he is a legend
markey1221 3 years ago
The show is not the same without JS and Kristina. Are the winners turning pro? I think not. John should be voted "Slimmer of the Year" He has lost 2 stone for god's sake.
We miss you John, and the great entertainment you gave, my vote will go to Christine now.
delboysmate 3 years ago 2
he is so ridiculously sweet!
brandon220786 3 years ago 4
Me and my best friend have been at school with lots of frees
so have been watching john and krisitnas dances all day hysterically laughing !!!
they better bring back Kristina next year as shes the most stunning little thing and the best pro dancer eva !!!!!!!!!!!
also bring back brian yummy !
lidsvids 3 years ago
Love the bit at 0.13 - he always makes me smile!
loplover 3 years ago
easily the best bit! it looks awkward but its brilliant.
simonhirst 3 years ago 4
The only reason I watched it was because of JS..now he's gone.I'm off the the Jungle!!!
Janicedean 3 years ago 2
best dance ive eva seen
love you krisitna and john !!!!!!!!!!
lidsvids 3 years ago
this is a legend dance!!
dontevez 3 years ago 2
I think it would have been great if John had won. Only in England would people get behind an underdog with so much support and enthusiasm, and I think that's lovely. BBC - if the public want to vote for John, then that's their choice: let the English public be English!!!
Obadiggly 3 years ago 2
Arlene: I hate you! Keep your comments for yourself and your family. John is not a pig, he's just an ordinary English man learning to dance. At least he tried his best; my late British husband lived in South America, he loved the music, the people and the environment but he never, ever moved one single foot or his hips for fear to look silly. Give some credit to John and apologise for your nasty comments!
Cosquillitarica 3 years ago 2
I LOVE this!
He shouldn't have been allowed to leave!!!
PrincessFidelma 3 years ago
john has left the competition everyone i am being serious! don't watch stricly on saterday!
1cg12345 3 years ago
That music cracks me up when I watch this!
some2see 3 years ago
In THE NAME OF THE SARGE. VOTE JUDGES WORST
Moggggpiano 3 years ago
......i remember working with a BBC Journalist 20 years ago..... who said ......"he's so ugly he'll never make it in television "....i hope she's been watching the "Dancing Pig"....Karma....
ravensmead 3 years ago
this is hilarious, its so funny everyone is going so nuts that he's still there, how boring would it be just to watch the good dancers, keep him in :D lmao, legend!
rachgriff123 3 years ago
sorry rachgriff123, the dream is over. John has been kicked out and its back to boring people again. i feel stupid for even watching this show and even worse for wasting my money!
GuyWithoutAClue 3 years ago
im shocked hahaha, what a waste of money, im not watching this anymore they made it such a big thing because he was so bad but thats why most people watched it this year lol, i never used to watch this i only watched it because he was in there and he was a laugh. Not wasting my time watching the good dancers because they all take it so seriously and think they are all going to win, wow, how entertaining. not.
rachgriff123 3 years ago
His pasodoble brought back memories of my grandfather. So far John has danced the best pasodoble I've ever watched in my entire life. Give him the Strictly trophy!
Cosquillitarica 3 years ago 2
John Sargeant is hilarious but I really think it's gone too far now. I didn't particularly like Cherie but she didn't deserve to go and neither did Lisa. The longer John stays in, the more talented dancers are leaving and it really isn't fair. I'm not a John hater by any means, Kristina and him are wonderful and entertaining, but I'll be mad if he puts Lisa or Christine out!!
lemonlorns 3 years ago 2
John Sargeant is a master satirist. I've never seen this programme but I'm sure that, as (apparently) the worst dancer he finds his popularity hilarious. The joke is on the people who think this is serious and not just a low intellect entertainment show. I may watch the next edition just to vote for him. Make sure he wins, VOTE J.S.
Moggggpiano 3 years ago
AHAHA! Omg Legend! Kristina is such a sport isnt she?! She really does deserve a medal!
ClassicMovieClub 3 years ago
that would be HILARIOUS if john won!!!!! keep voting for him he makes the show so funny. Without him strictly will be a bit boring-i mean bruce's jokes keep getting flatter and flatter. We need JOHN!
IAmANewYearsEveBaby 3 years ago 5
That is so funny. He is really, really, bad. Totally car crash TV, but unbelievably watchable to see if there is any glimmer of improvement.
It is sad for the ones that are getting eliminated because they are much better dancers, but John is undoubtedly the star of this series. We just love the underdog.
JHere2Day 3 years ago 2
Does anyone have the link for this dance but including the judge's comments? I'm sure I saw it on here once, but can't seem to find it.
amal1405 3 years ago
yes I wouldn't mind seeing that lol
lavenderfielduk 3 years ago
Kristina deserves a medal.
IndieLuva 3 years ago 5
This is absolutley brilliant. The funniest thing on TV for a long time.
animal24 3 years ago 4
HAAAAA.
He's So Bloody Amazing, He Can't Dance And Thats The Best Thing.
Lucky Kristina xD
0:13 = The Best Part.
LOVE YOU JOHN!
FlossyFlissy 3 years ago 3
0.13!!!!! ROF!!!!
whiningrhino 3 years ago 2
JOHN TO WIN!!!!! look at him being a pimp! ahaha
loganberrypie 3 years ago 3
John to win!He stamped his little heart out!
unepetiteballerina 3 years ago 2
cosmic
peterhigg 3 years ago
When I saw this last Saturday I laughed until I cried, maybe a certain pair who's names I wont mention should watch this clip and find out what entertainment is.
John....you are a star...brilliant.
AmberPanda 3 years ago 3
Comment below was talkin to theycallmestu
StuntAngel003 3 years ago
he is just so unbelievably hilarious!! his stomping is so funny!!! when he's dragging kristina along the floor he reminds me so much of jerry off tom and jerry dragging a massive chunk of cheese or something! go john! xxx
sophiesienna 3 years ago 3
I wish I was John
theycallmestu 3 years ago
Why would you wanna be him?
StuntAngel003 3 years ago
Does anybody know the name of this piece of music? thanks
notdom 3 years ago
I LOVE JOHN! pure entertainment :)I love his face in this when he is marching :)
rmagee611 3 years ago
ROFL ROFL ROFL when I first saw this, I couldn't stop laughing XD pure entertainment :D.
LittleCamBlud11 3 years ago
hahahahaaa he was so funny.....dads army lol!
god you need guys like him on these sort of shows! hahahaha
ofthescone 3 years ago
funniest thing on telly this week
greyboy100 3 years ago
THIS guy defines entertainment! i'm glad he stayed in!
supercyborg1994 3 years ago 2
GO JOHN GO
this dude rocks. He's pure entertainment.
pharoahdynamik 3 years ago
absolutely storming, thought that was great.
chrisso4050 3 years ago
2 words - love it
DanceCrazy100 3 years ago
LOL 0:13 looks like he was taking out the trash. You have to admit he does bring humour to the show.
Tom will definately win. Miles ahead of everyone
r4hul101 3 years ago 3
OMG your comment made me cry with laughter!!!!!
wiseoldbaldrick 3 years ago
Taking Out The Trash!
LMAO. Love It!
FlossyFlissy 3 years ago 2
Bless him, I love you John, I voted for you, hope you stay in, you bring much charm and fun to the show.
pammy122 3 years ago 2
very good acting! hes excallant!
thinphil 3 years ago 2
legend:)
brubakerhenry 3 years ago 2
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silly old sod!lol
weelisa1984 3 years ago
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Please don't vote for this hopeless old fool! Put me out of my misery. I don't give a f<*k if he's enjoying himself - just get him out! Tom to win!
frazmanuk81 3 years ago
John is just a joy to watch! I think he is utterly brilliant and he always looks like he is enjoying himself!
JOHN AND CAMILLA TO WIN!!!
BritishAlienCompany 3 years ago 3
A total joy!!!
hfiUK 3 years ago 3
He's having such a lovely time!
alitoluk 3 years ago 5
I loved it xD
tammilou92 3 years ago 3
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Terrible.
Reklawniks 3 years ago