Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drinks

[4j0n]

HAHHAHAHHA



[FFTVII]

(⌐■_■) I'm blinded by the carnage....

[ZACKnirvana]

your videos fucking suck and please stay out of my suggestion box faggots.

[SolusKrieger]

its a vent fan, worst would be getting cut.

[Evzone1821]

You guys should be sodomized by a crowbar for this

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

press 4 for the answer as for why they died

[shyguy895]

what the fuck did i just watch?

[tootsiepop825]

damn you collage humor!

[MrEmilio5147]

my mind is fu**ed up right now 

[DarkAero94]

why didnt they press against the thing that was guarding the fans?

[The29thStreet]

NO.

[TheEnigmaConundrum]

this looks like a robot chicken sketch

[The1C3NS0R3D]

ouuuuuuch....

[Zeemis]

all the hippies are crying about gore. :(

[TheLandBased]

LOL



[b3rk3b1l3]

This.... this is just sick and twisted!!!

[emufandango]

how did i know that was gonna happen

[secret2671]

WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED?

[nickcool815]

LOL BURP OR DIE



[608stewie]

that was just sick

[bobdivet]

that was horrible god.

[Esharido]

am i sick for laughing at this?

[RednessAlpha]

idk what the matter is with all of you candy-asses. i was waiting for this to happen in the original.

[memethemeerkat]

thats what happened to my mind in the trippy boat scene

[oDripy3221]

Can't burp?

Pussies

[SpitFireShorts]

THE CEILING IS NOW DIRTY AND HAS TO BE STERILIZED GOOD DAY SIR!

[IanFireBlaster]

HOLY--- BLARGAHUGHLAH

[jdbg1]

ahaahahhahaha XD XD Shit my pants laughing!

[steveman751]

my mind has been raped. 

[MrItoldyou]

I'm not sure if i'm crying or laughing

[VideoGamer869]

My question always was when I watched this was "Why did they put an open fan in the room they were testing how to make people float?"

[dragonxlove]

@VideoGamer869 possibly they turn the fans off while they are testing, I think it would be better to have fans so the old air filled with whatever the old batches had couldn't contaminate the new batches in the testing room

[VideoGamer869]

@dragonxlove We are both really over thinking this.

[brodiebh]

no matter how much my childhood may fry, I still laugh my ass off to these videos!

[cloudcarrara2771]

12 oclock at night, homework yet to be finished, and im still watching ;_;

[icycold3347]

YOU GET NOTHING

[littlesthedgehog]

sucks

[littlesthedgehog]

...

[bionicmercer1583]

well that was fucking disturbing.

[00samee00]

Family Guy?

[DestructionsLight]

@00samee00 What about Family Guy? I sure hope you're not saying that CH is copying Family Guy.

[IWantDaveKast]

this is my 50th last College Humor video tonight.

[starwarsfan117]

if you thought rule 34 ruined your childhood memmories...then watch this video

xD

[MineMurphydog]

For the record wonka did warn them.

[animatorbug]

well, there goes my childhood dreams ._.

[hahawaitwhat453]

DAMN IT COLLEGEHUMOR STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD

[54GodzillaFan]

Well, I guess the janitor who workls there is gonna get CHOPPEED UP too, so they'll be swending Oompa Loompa janitors up there, one by one, only to ADD to the "ever-growing" bloody mess near the fan!!!!

[ShajeoftheWind]

I'm reliving my childhood! Hmm... more colorful than i remember.

[WTJWproductions]

What an odd place for a giant fan...

[alovester1o]

ahh realism haha

[waterdragon1908]

AHHHHH! MY CHILDHOOD!

[BocajBinLadin]

i never got why they didn't just hold on to the metal bars across the fan

[TheTacoifyer]

Go in head first Charlie!

[Stuntdudewithbike1]

Did you guys know that Mr. Willy Wonka forces his slaves umpa lumpas to do his work without pay, some were even tested on this fizzy drink and were killed the same way in the process, and have you noticed there are no ump lumpa women thats because they are all brutally killed and rapped, by mr wonka himself, i know i was the real estate guy who gave mr wonka his land to build the factory.

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@Stuntdudewithbike1 He pays them with cocoa beans... and he doesn't seem like a rapper. He must not be very good at rapping or he'd be famous for it... like Busta Rhymes or Eminem (I don't really like rap so you'll forgive me if I'm not up to date on all the rappers in the world).

[Stuntdudewithbike1]

@TheThreeHeadedDragon Damn nice comeback on my spelling i dont give a fuck though yet nice on the cocoa beans. Imagine working for that foo.

[ShayMeFuel]

Fatality!

[maliwahtallhei]

OMG

[SculptedThoughts]

I would have grabbed his head and tried to jam the machine.

[ImfaoFM]

never had a top comment heres my chance: um wtf fire house

[GingerGaming12]

you Guys Are Sick People

[DestructionsLight]

@GingerGaming12 Gasp.

[KingJake2000]

holy crap now i cant watch the original willy wonka

[100prototype]

why did nobody think to just hold on to those panels that are keeping the fan in place?

[TopTenCrew]

@100prototype

Thats what I was thinking when I watched the original, haha!

[505Madison]

check out my videos!

[123boredvideos]

Childhood......FUCKED

[DRAGOON2ONIONKNIGHT]

Help..my... childhood.. is....fading.

[giapo1993]

Why is Charlie blonde?

[IamGreg73]

@giapo1993 Because there was a movie years back.

[1022RyanV]

@giapo1993 This was the first Charlie and the Chocolate factory, He was blonde then.

[Waluigi1222]

Come with me and you'll see a world inside (sob sob), AAAHHH!!!

[SculptedThoughts]

@Waluigi1222 That's not even what he said.

[Bob27Fat]

Thanks for raping my childhood!

[briceislovable13]

he floated to his death...

[1Zonight1]

Nightmares

[AlbinoEverGreen]

dead space 3

[supercj8899]

LOL that aint right.

[1ktrigg]

"Jesus grandpa, swallow some air or something" ;D

[PontiacBandit]

Ohh WTF?!

Lol thats messed up! but hilarious! xD

[PointlessComedy]

LMAO! PRAY FOR ME!!!!

[motionX1000]

PRAY FOR ME,noooooooo

[BocajBinLadin]

whose idea was it to put a fucking cutting fan over a room full of soda that makes you float in the first place?

[90dogs5]

ME EITHER !!!!!!!!!

[jambii1]

2008 was a gory year for college humor

[xPSYKOxLIBBYx]

@jambii1 2008 was probably their most low brow year of their history.

[Mtlpod]

That was sick

[aGaArAaDiCt]

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one...

[TheMJM9000]

WTF

[MrSquidcakes]

hooray! my childhood got fucked over by college humor again!!!

[nicholasgerling]

yeah bocajbin laden

[yoyo200900]

The good version.

[LittleMissMinecraft1]

yeah, im not sleeping tonight...

[xtremanater321]

what man cant burp at will, what an embarrassment for our gender

[thepiccolonarwhal]

@xtremanater321 dude im a girl and i can burp at comand ,heck i can barf on comand it comesin handy on the f cat

[beastmachine123]

@xtremanater321 ikr

[shawnajeinga]

@xtremanater321 hey im still learning.

[knight4618]

Did anyone esl get that big boobs anime as a commercial? 

[54GodzillaFan]

@knight4618 Yes, I did. Call me a perv, but I watch it until it was over!!!

[knight4618]

@54GodzillaFan Haha me too! Boobs are awesome! xD

[secretsandman13]

@knight4618 I kinda want to get that commercial now XD

[TheTrueDiablix]

@knight4618 you mean sekirei?

[Smecksee]

@knight4618 Hmmmn. Sure didn't..... So uhhh... what was it called? >.> Just curious.

[VONRAT]

@knight4618 what was the commercial?

[SonicLighting]

I saw this coming as soon as I clicked the video. xD

[doomhaley]

that was......disturbing

[omccorma]

that wasn't even funny it was just stupid

[MockingVenus]

ahahaha! That was great!

[DJMoiyMoiy]

This shouldn't be funny but... it is!

LOOOOOOL

[54GodzillaFan]

More likes then dislikes... YOU SICK FUCKS!

[54GodzillaFan]

I can't get over the fact the Charlie's grampa in draw in the style of Yellow Submarine.... -.-

[mjs5000]

Thats some Funny stuff.

[jacobparasite]

Holy shit D:



[2000orangeboy]

O_O

[Teopotamus]

AWw man, that was so brutal

[Dmitripetrenko357]

More like The golden ticket......TO HELL

[soulrebelnki92]

.....yea...weird.

[BulZaii]

haha i scrolled up to see his head being mashed...

[SMMsideproject]

holy shit that is disturbing

[MESSIMAN101]

lol

when he started to sing

[TanukiCoast]

fart for fucks sake!

[IMPHLAmaste]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

[idrawbetterthanyouXD]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! when he started singing i laughed my ass off

[RSInitiative]

Come with me in a world of.. RAGAGARFAH

[iMikeCPPSVids]

Disturbing...

[lexichickie233]

i.....i....i....*cries* whyyyyyyyy

[XPostalServiceX]

i find this hard to masterbate to.....

[mikethebunnywarrior]

@XPostalServiceX i find it rather easy

[ZombieSlayer918]

This wrecked my child hood almost as bas a rule 34 did...but atleast this is funny

[hugeair112]

did anyone else scream "WHAT THE FLAMINGO"

[satheyo]

Ahahahahaha

[emilybakerxx]

id love to be high as fuck in that place

[DrAmazing]

The movie always bugged me because there;s clearly a big bar going across that they can push off of

[360SnipeProductions]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT A FAN UP THEIR IN THE FIRST PLACE???

[gauge44444]

tht was great

[jedimastergimli]

LOL



[iluvmoney1998]

well my childhood is lost.

[funkyjj900]

is it just me or are the comments and arguments here more funny that the videos half the time?

[Mystic3517]

.......this was disturbing. Lmao

[Somebody121]

lol wtf at the ending

[TheFalconPuncher01]

Stolen from Family Guy... or vice versa

[Matthew94R]

@TheFalconPuncher01 no family guys jokes are very unoriginal and lame. This is.. Shall we say. A twisting end. lol

[daathreya]

no NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BocajBinLadin]

i never got why they didn't just hold on to the metal bars over he fan

[Goldengirl159]

@BocajBinLadin didn't they explain in the movie that the walls were smooth or something?

[PivotMartini]

@BocajBinLadin oh my god me 2

[Somebody121]

Jesus christ that was brutal

[MegaRockMan1]

Just flag N3w1mAg3Kr3W's comments as spam and move on.

[b34113411]

YOU LOSE!

GOOD DAY SIR!

[CaptianComment]

@b34113411 Thank you so much for not spelling lose with two o's, you don't know how much it means to me.

[crazyboy916ful]

i had a dream like this before it was scary as fuck i woke up and nearly shit my pants

[avgn119]

1407 people stole fizzy lifting drinks

[avgn119]

LMFAO!!!!!

[salami362]

@joejoebovar hahahaha ooh watch out guys joejoe can sleep!

[MrGlover15]

i cant stop laughing lolololol

[olster118]

O;

[50bento]

epic!!

[fuckwaffle97]

that is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[SuperMikaelAngelo]

Haha! Wicked! Favourited! ^^

[BATMANFTW1000]

my god college humor u have to chill out like 4real lmfao

[vdfoj]

daamn college humor...

[MrHotdog32]

Omg stfu people sayin' " oh my childhood" if your actualy scared saddened creeped out etc. then you shouldnt be watching videos by CG coz your probably, what, 7 years old!? This is coming from a 13 year old, retarded people. (not everyone, just those people )

[Joejoebovar]

Im 11 and i can sleep just fine... Pussys

[applefritters5064]

@Joejoebovar OH JEEZ WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE

[AmazedByWaffle]

@Joejoebovar do you know what a joke is?

[Yoshi1223inBowTies]

Come with me in a world full of fire, come with me.. and you'll see the world we all call hell

[Johnzors]

was this supposed to be funny...

[9reeNcheese]

LOL

[ConfusedPyroManiac]

:( why?

[Ibledue]

Thank-you College Humor for RUINING MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD! I can't sleep now...

[tyro132435]

@Ibledue man, i know what u mean. I am 15, and this video fuckin freaked me out. its 2 in the morning and i can't sleep

[TFfreak194]

@N3w1mAg3Kr3W It was a joke, fucktard.

[Fn0r1Chase]

@N3w1mAg3Kr3W ...

[TFfreak194]

@N3w1mAg3Kr3W Yes, I only have this profile to favorite videos and to comment, but it's because I suck at making videos. Also, I'm under 18, so I can't move out of my mother's house. I know, I shouldn't have responded so angrily. Also, what's so bad about someone who only has an account for commenting and favoriting saying someone else's comment was a joke?

[MusikkIzMiLiffee]

@Ibledue I know right! The monopoly, mcdonalds, and now this video have all taken my childhood and slaughtered it. Now I am traumatized. -_-