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  • "Sorry, mate, I was having a quick snooze!"

  • Looks and sounds horrible, I'm never taking my bike on the road!

  • @halflife2wtflol Don't be daft. Broadsides like this rarely happen. You have more chance of dying from obesity-related illness (or getting injured while gardening or playing rugby) than from cycling. Feel the fear and do it anyway!

  • Confucius Say, man who leap in front of jaguar, bound to get bitten!

  • @Nick4Gaming

    Buddha said; the jaguar who ignores the right of lane pays for the damage

  • Uhm, you didn't have to just keep riding into the car you nut?... -_- You easily could have turned away, I saw that coming even on the 90 degree camera angle...

  • @cycopathifist I had something similar happen to me on a motorcycle with a taxi driver involved. Turning into my street , one of those middle of the road juntions, stopped in the middle , right in front of him , pulled out of the lane right into me.I was at a full stop and there was about 2 seconds between me stopping and him starting. He paid for all the damages without claiming his insurance. I will NEVER trust a taxi driver EVER again.

  • oh dear, poor jag. bet that affected hes £100 anual premium :L

  • Well at least he stopped and apologized, at the end of the day we are all human we all make misjudgments and mistakes, what is a growing problem round my area is people who don't even stop.

  • @syncmaster710n14 True he did and I agree with what you say. More worrying is the dangerously close passes or aggressive type of harassment cyclists receive. Sooner or later this type of driving leads to injury or death. Its time for legislation and education which will change perceptions and attitudes, just like we had for drink driving.

  • Old twat, needs to retake his test. Fucking twat.

  • How the hell did the driver not see you, you were right! in front of his car. It's videos like this that made me start using my mountain bike lights on my commuter bike during the day. I've had people complain about the intense flashing, but with respect, screw that! I'd rather annoy a few good drivers if it prevents me from being sent down the road on my arse by a bad one. Glad you were ok matey.

  • What do you expect? He's driving a JAAAAAAAAG. (Insert Jeremy Clarkson voice).

  • @DipDop99 Yes. Maybe its my imagination, but I do see some scary driving by old codgers in Jags who think they're a bit sporty

  • @cycopathifist

    They think they're better than everyone. They drive around, 50+ males, tarty old wives with blonde, short spikey hair. They play golf at the weekends. And piss everyone off with their shitty driving during the week.

  • @DipDop99 Is that you speaking? Sounds like a Jeremy Clarkson quote along the lines of "Never invite someone who drives a people carrier round for dinner. They'll end up boring you with tales of hillwalking and recycling and you'll end up staring at his wife's breasts and wishing their children sniffed glue"

  • @cycopathifist

    Haha, no, that's my observation of JAAAAAAAAG drivers.

  • @DipDop99 My wife is ginger....

  • @DipDop99 oi cunt whats wrong with fucking jag drivers? i drive an e-type + xk8 i dont do shit like this its just the people who drive them, what do you drive a beetle?

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Hahahahahahahaaaaa I don't give a fuck! Show me where I said I wanted to know your life story you fuck.

    And why the fuck would I care what colour your dutty wife's hair is you prick?

  • @DipDop99 ok.... i can tell you live off benefits, you cant afford a jaaaag and you speak like shit

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Really?

    I live in Hertfordshire mate, houses here are 45% higher than the UK average. I live in a 4 bedroom converted barn. I'm not on benefits.

    And even though I COULD buy a Jag, why the fuck would I? I hate golf.

  • @DipDop99 e-type? not a golfing car :L cx-16, not a golfing car? New xj, Family car? XKR-S, sporty nice thingy? you just copy shit that jeremy clarkson says which is utter bullshit

  • @Toytoytoyt

    All Jags are golfing cars. And why would I be quoting Clarkson now? I clearly said to the uploader that my observation is that Jag drivers enjoy Golf. I used to live next to a golf course, the most exotic cars there were a Porsche 911 and a Aston Martin DBS.

  • @DipDop99 i personally dont play golf then:)

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Cool.

  • @DipDop99 Isnt it just, im just saying cos your assuming all jag drivers play golf.

  • @Toytoytoyt

    You aren't a Jag driver though, your parents are......

  • @DipDop99 Noooo, i drive a e-type + Old xk8

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Alex, you have like 10+ Black Ops uploads...

  • @DipDop99 less than ten and soo what im a bit of a baby playing shit like that

  • @Toytoytoyt

    You expect me to believe that you are 28, you drive a Jag, you have a load of Black Ops uploads, and your first comment to me looked as though it was constructed by a foul mouthed 5 year old? Do you think I'm stupid or something?

  • @DipDop99 well you must be stupid, if theres a way of me sending you a picture id be happy to.

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Why would I want you to send me a picture of yourself? That's a bit creepy Alex... Why don't you just tell me your surname and I can look you up on FB...

  • @DipDop99 You think i am sad enough to have facebook i wouldnt waste my time on that!

  • @Toytoytoyt

    So you record Black Ops videos and upload them instead?

  • @DipDop99 Ahahaa true, but i stopped playing black ops :L nice xbox

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Thank you.

  • @DipDop99 But seriously i do have a jag e-type v12 + jag xk8 + tvr grifftith 500 se

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Really? So, what job might a 28 year old who owns 3 rather expensive cars have eh?

  • @DipDop99 own private building company, but tvr is 2nd hand same as e-type

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Right,

    I own,

    My Hertfordshire Barn,

    A Cambridge Townhouse,

    A river boat called the 'Sumar'

    An Albatross speedboat

    BMW M3

    Mercedes Sprinter Ltd Ed. Van

    Suzuki Bandit 600

  • @DipDop99 i go british myself tvr, jag x2, land rover defender, land rover discovery, and 2 triumph motobikes

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Oh wait, I forgot my Audi A3, Buell Lightening and Harley Davidson Fat Boy. Along with another Hertfordshire home.

  • @DipDop99 so you have 2 motorbikes a few cars and 2 houses a river and a speedboat at the age of 23? :L

  • @Toytoytoyt

    Yes, I have been very lucky. I joined the Army aged 16 because I didn't do too well in school, I only got 6 GCSE's at C grades. I bought my first house aged 19, and rented it out whilst I was away. When I came back, I stayed with my mum to avoid kicking out my tenant. After a while of not paying gas, electricity etc. and having my holidays paid for by the Army, I saved up enough to buy my 2nd house which I also rented out. And this is what I'm doing now.

  • @DipDop99 Oh ok....

  • Looked like he just got back in and drove off, you DID report him for leaving an accident without exchanging details I hope. . ..

  • @stuinNorway No. The driver behind him offered to act as a witness. He was also a frequent cyclist. The guy who hit me offered to run me home and paid for the damage to my bike. If he hadn't I could have got him on a careless driving charge.

  • SMIDSY: Bikers #1 enemy...

    Sux to crash this way

  • i cant believe you have done this!

  • fucking blind old men in jags lmao

  • Where is this please? looks familiar

  • @tompwh Its Queens' Cross, Aberdeen

  • so he just drove off?

  • mate you should invest in a camera with better exposure. unless this is just a glitch.

  • poor guy i hope you didnt give him any abuse

  • I would knock him the fuck out, no questions asked, then I would take his car, load my bike in it and drive off, and make a little car-fire.

  • Man, I just cant comprehend how you or other fellow cyclists who get run over don't go totally mental on these potential killers. I would really want to smack this guy had I been in your place. Hopefully I never will.

  • What a tit! He needs his eyes testing, perhaps he was texting?.

  • That baseball cap looks very like a Sperry Sun Drilling Services one. Since they've been part of the Halliburton empire for a number of years now ... you'd be likely to find his car (Jag? I'm not too good on cars, despite driving one of the damned things.) on Howe Moss Drive (or Place) up at the airport industrial estate.

  • Ouch!!

  • Jeez that looks worse every time I see it, I'm glad you weren't hurt.

  • At least he looks suitably shook up.  That looks like a 5 way roundabout. At least you weren't hurt and managed to stand up quicker than he did !

  • @mrcellophane99 he did look mid 60's so i think the shaking was oh naturel lol

  • Bloody hell Baldrick - that was an accident in slomo. What bit of you did he not see? Lucky you were not injured!

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