How To Turn Your Kitty Into A Machine Gun

[PS3GAM3R12]

Lol

[TheKajakickass]

Your cat has to love you allot to let you get away with this XD

[tyahoo101]

how do u do that

[LooLooLooeny]

Lol at all of you peeps. I saw this at 10k views.

[ClarJMoon]

RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-­TA-TAT

[MeykeRyan]

aww so cute when you give sum love at the end :)

[Lilweedkila510]

@MeykeRyan stfu u gay

[haseothepkker]

i do this to my cat all the time and he doesnt mindlol he still sleep with me every nightlol

[garyw0021]

Nice cat so cute

[illBill14]

MGK! Machine Gun Kitty!

[MrsMagischa]

HAHAHAHAHA omg so funny!!

[aussersein]

fake.

[Sirop00]

@aussersein LMFAO sometimes i feel like people just go to a video type fake and move to the next video and type fake before it can start. SO MUCH HONOR!

[aussersein]

@Sirop00 will you be my girlfriend?

[FactoryGaming]

ohh emm geeeeee....what a cruel man...geeez....stop animal cruelty..like..how could he do that to a caaat?!...god damnit if that's animal cruelty you should watch aspca on animal planet

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@FactoryGaming You faggot PETA people need to get laid.

[FactoryGaming]

@SALDFSKLDFS ohh /sarcasm i forgot to mention...you obviously got it all wrong mate..

[SALDFSKLDFS]

@FactoryGaming sorry lol.

[ThePatank]

I dont get it, he pets and kisses the cat at the end. uh huh. animal cruelty.

[SurikenJoe]

And thus was born LAZER CATS!

[wriddler]

i wish i could do that to my cat but he isnt agressive so he doenst hiss or growl just stares at me like a retard so i just leave him be

[thegreatstateofMaine]

what a stupid fuck some one should do that to him

[JumboFumboTV]

@thegreatstateofMaine Human Machine Gun? Priceless...

[NintenPLUSH]

@thegreatstateofMaine That'd be pretty cool to be a gun. thanks!

[DJdoppler1]

Cat: "Aw f*ck, I hate my life!!! I'm gonna go poop in his mouth while he's asleep!"

[Bryanthefox117]

They can have my Pussy when they pry it from my COLD DEAD HANDS!*Lock and loads cat-gun*

[Undertaker9711]

lol this is both funny and cute at the same time

[Donutboy1276]

Dude, that is hilarious LOL

[RoibenFoxtrot]

if i did this my cat will kill me in my sleep

[shaunticlair]

I did this.

It was hilarious

[curt884]

LOL



[Okymarose7en]

its not cruel notice at the end he hugs and kisses it

[zeNevermore]

My cat shoot in my knee and now I cant become a hero!

[7CamoSnake7]

I tried that with my cat.

The ricochet hit me in the leg.

[vftdhys]

lmao

[asdfgty6]

FUNNY BUT fucked up i only giv only u permission to do this any 1 else go fk ur self lol

[Gnimlie02987]

@asdfgty6 Um...lol it actually took me a minute or so to actually read that sentence. You seriously need to learn how to form sentences.

[BlackenedRose233]

Oh god I can't stop watching XD

[SEAG209]

Lol

[SprayXcheesE]

People who think this is cruelty are no fun having peta hippie dummy assholes.

[SausageSam4000]

I LOVE MACHINE KITTIES. cos if there was a zombie apocylips that would be my weapon of choice lol

[TowaruTsura]

God dammit when it's yowling vibrated, I lost it.

[dispatcher7007]

CATlashnikov^^

[managedon2]

Lol ^^

[LuckyCharmsTalent12]

lol OMG and anything under the sun!!!

[ThexBlackxCherry]

lol i know this is wrong but this is really funny

[ShukketsuStudio]

He obviously loves the cat or else he wouldn't have nuzzled it at the end. And what do douchebags look like? I dont think you can say he's a douchebag unless you see him in person.

[Nardawg831]

lol!!!!

that is not animal abuse unless you do it more than 3 times in a row ha



[Nateurb]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[mircoazzopardi]

THAT'S ANIMAL ABUSE DICK HEAD

[DragBag2000]

@mircoazzopardi How is he abusing it? He's just having alittle fun.

[DeoInAbsencia]

Totally thought that was NPH the first time I watched this.

[PaulVermeersch]

Guy looks like a douche. Cats sounds angry. I'd say this is animal abuse by a douche who needs a shirt.

[anavrintobin]

You people are nuts. If a cat has a problem with anything you do it will shank you.

[IpOkEuRfAcE24]

Lmao xD

[misterfunnyfunman]

that cats like im gonna bite your dick off when your sleeping

[TomSouthLondon]

I wouldnt be happy if someone did that to me . The top comment is also moronic .

[FucklesTheDog]

Atomatova Kittykova 47 AK-47

[paecmaker]

And the seconds after the vid the cat jumps up in his face and claw his eyes out.

[monkscammer]

It proves that Barney really loves pussy.

[warlord9115]

Guns dont kill people cats do

[Vynnyx]

You know what would be funny, if you held the cat under water for 10 seconds ... I'm sure that won't cause any physical damage - but it will cause the same distress and mental anguish this cat is probably suffering. Do it over and over again until the cat has a nervous breakdown, which would be hilarious. Like this if you are against this cruelty.

[ps2ps21]

@Vynnyx haha no likes for you...i may have jinxed that

[hildegain]

@Vynnyx How about I tickle you? Or just mildly tap you on the shoulder? Or just pick you up and bob you up and down a bit?

Judging by the pitch and the interval of the cat's noises, it's not terrified nor pissed off. It is a very vocal cat but if you knew anything about this particular type of cat, you'd know they're always vocal.

If you want to see real cruelty, go and volunteer in an animal shelter and donate to charity, don't troll people on youtube.

[hildegain]

@hildegain To put it in a more simple format:

1. Cat is vocal.

2. Cat isn't struggling nor twisting.

3. Cat does not shriek nor does it moan for very lengthy periods.

It's akin to bobbing a child up and down on your knee or tickling them, it may not be the best idea to try this but I see no cruelty.

[CartoonsOnlyChannel]

@Vynnyx If it was cruelty, That cat would get mad and jump at him. But is it doing that?

[CartoonsOnlyChannel]

@Vynnyx And btw, Nobody thumbed you up...

[mrsirlukasko]

i wanna use this cat in Black Ops

[SlaM900]

poor kitty

[LinkinParkArmyV3]

OMFG XD

[1423cristian]

lol

[ulibo44ka]

667 cats dislike this video)

[BocaNejra]

Well I gotta say that it was fucking funny althought I don't approve teasing the cat like that! I rather prefer to respect them as they respect me...

[ashdonman]

NOOOO IM ALLERGIC TO CUTNESS

[JerryWhitehall]

die bastard!!!!



[BURNxxxTHExxxHERETIC]

Why does he use it like a shotgun??

[MrJnoble85]

Lmao I need one of those

[djx74]

i almost pissed my self... almost

[samgrimillu]

Shame on you!!!

[ghettosweep]

Stuttering pussies are the best kind.

[Commentingism]

It's pretty funny how people say its animal cruelty to an animal when there is no damage done, the cat doesn't look pissed, and it's not abused. Do you see any beating marks? I suggest if you want to see real cruelty then go on a date with Chris Brown.

[jboud6]

@Commentingism hahahahahaha well done

[MrChatAlors]

@Commentingism "doesn't look pissed". Are you sir deaf?

[Commentingism]

@MrChatAlors lol what are you talking about I said it wasnt pissed. Reread it

[Commentingism]

@MrChatAlors Wait never mind I see what you mean. But really the guys playing with his cat if it was pissed he would of got clawed.

[SteamedRice123]

@Commentingism The cat just looks annoyed hahaha

[Yezpahr]

@Commentingism

Yeah, you're right, you would be able to see bruises and beating marks on top of fur ... .... euhm...

[cliffythehippie]

@Commentingism yeah and you see him give it a little kiss on the head at the end

[mazsivee]

douche bag.

[CameraGurl23456]

the people that disliked this have no imagination at all, its not like the cat is getting hurt...

[7kottonmouthqueen]

not okay.... that is not how u treat a cat. wtf.

[bob10023]

@7kottonmouthqueen You obviously don't own a masochistic cat.

[M0r7r3d0r]

@7kottonmouthqueen Its better than someone who beats a cat. or, you know, hurts it in any way

[bigvirgotube]

I dunno...I don't like messin' with Siamese cats like that...you one brave hombre!

[DislikeAndUnsub]

What a fag

[puppylove9901]

too funny and cute!!

[tall32guy]

It's not cruelty you dumbasses. Geez Louise. He's not hurting her, she is just annoyed. She still has food and water and a litterbox and is loved and kept care of all the rest of time I am sure. So no, not cruelty.

[TEAMRONALDO1]

the cat is saying to itself fuck my life

[sheor16]

the cat wasnt hurt so its not animal cruelty :)

[OHMYGAWDABANNANAH]

that cat is pissed!and I love this

[xxsoldierxx29]

Hahaha hilarious

[aqeel10001]

i do that to my cat everyday and i can make my cat an rpg

[enzudesign]

cat sounds like he's about to fuck that dude up :D

[Lexihorses4life]

Cruel.

[skull1418]

Omg that was so funny lol

[555russe]

what the fuck did I just watch???

[rajegamer]

gametsishi thts wat i needed to put in to put up this comment!!!!!!

[MsCreationist15]

For an odd reason i found this very entertaining xD

[kaihiwatari55]

I love how the guy tries too look tough (I don't really know) by taking off his shirt, but at the end he kisses the cat. Da fuq?

[ganthc]

Step 1, take off your shirt.

Step 2, hold growling cat with both hands.

Step 3, ???

Step 4, profit!!!

[megaburritozero]

@ganthc Step 3, wear a gold chain and red boxers and push ur cat inward and make the reloading sound...

[LanaviXD]

is it just me? or is the cat laughing?

[Sandradical]

@LanaviXD

No, cats generally make that sound when they're frustrated

[zelentov]

ummmm i is really confoosed at wat i just saw

[benjiboypoo]

tobuscus brought me here.

[SlickZero28]

@benjiboypoo i second that

[MrSDW96]

What the fuck did I just watch? c:

[zuzia727]

poor cat :(

[NotMyAccountName]

LOLOLOL



[DaWhiteWolffie]

Bwahahahaha!!

[MrMudafuda]

The GL-2 submachinecat

[icanrememberthis]

Translation: Cat - I'm loooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvving it. *RELOAD* I'm loooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvving it.

[TheStreetmaniac]

owwwwww



[TheDizzee]

poor fucking cat!

[TimRobles89]

We all done this before...

[ballnito]

it's been on =3, guys.

[MrJonnyh94]

@ballnito So what?

[smileinglasgow]

i did that... my hands are bleeding

[xMetalHead0110x]

I did that so funny

[willysheepboy]

FUCK tobuscus, WebSoup all the way

[RollerCoasterManiac]

i only clicked on this b/c the guy was shirtless hahaha

[N47Z86]

Yes, but will it blend?

[GremlinGandi]

Funny! but is this not animal cruelty?

[09WaffleMan]

what the heck... i gotta try with my cats now...

[kirbby23]

wheres peta

[PennyAndMax]

OMG THATS SOO FUNNY!!!! (I love animals, and I'm hoping that the cat doesn't feel any pain by doing that) BUT ITS SOO FUNNAY!!! X3

[JesseJeanie]

@PennyAndMax If the cat felt pain, it would let people know.

[FilipinoPride2000]

I would so do that lik WOOH!!! CHECK MY OUT xD Im so awesome with my cat gun lik OH YEAH!!!

[sacredsoulz604]

i call that a pussycannon

[MrSmashingcool]

@sacredsoulz604 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WTF DUDE XD

[crazylatingirl94]

the more you know

[ggdeibiza]

AK-47 Kalaschnikat!

[phatbeatz2153]

that looks like my kittttay!!

[Dempsinator1098]

i feel bad for the cat........... but it truly tickled my funny bone

[JGormigon123]

you turn it into a machine gun!!!! but then you love the kitty cat

[yourdeadcat]

ar 52 cat rifle

[xxIVIooIVIoofarmzxx]

@sepirothfreak999 you got ur typical white , short hair blond from facial structure most likely german treating a cat as a machine gun nazi? don't ya think and anyone can pet a cat kiss it and let it go point being it obviously dident like what was happening to it how about we grab ur legs and arms tie em together and do that same thing to you repeditivly?

[ggdeibiza]

And now he has no eyes.

[P4nK4c3s]

But can it blend??

[areurealyreadingthis]

I wonder what happens when it has a misfire...

[Xane68]

LOL

[WANTNOMZ]

Here without needing to watch Tobuscus?



[TheKatsumiSkytower]

@WANTNOMZ your lack of toby makes you a fail

[hmustang123321]

@WANTNOMZ ooooo whata hipster

[MegaPoop123456710]

@1shadowfrost U must have no parents if u know what a hug and kss means

[TheRandoman1234]

i feel sorry for the cat but its funny

[Manakaiser]

noone gives a shit if the cat minds, its a small joke nothing to do with animal cruelty rofl no hurt or pain involved, just a short gag.

[zizikelizike]

All you PETA wnb's ... just give it a pass ... if the cat woudl rlly hate it the dude wouldn't be naked.

[felipeftw9]

i think the cat is not enjoying that ...

[XvSilentFirevX]

Here From Tobuscus?

[SebastianMaker72]

@XvSilentFirevX YES!

[MrSmashingcool]

@XvSilentFirevX lol ik right xD

[spyder4kyle]

@XvSilentFirevX haha yep!

[snirgens93]

then the cat beat the shit out of this guy :)

[XvSilentFirevX]

@snirgens93 lol

[brightdeathfriend]

@snirgens93 Wouldn't it have been the most pefect video if the cat did? xD

[2dorrar]

that poor cat :(

[FreeMeWeezy]

Fuck you animal crueleter bitch

[IWKILLALL]

@FreeMeWeezy Rofl dude he hugs it at the end to show he loves it. And the cat obviously doesn't really mind it. If it did, you would know.

[crimsonpatty]

@IWKILLALL They make that noise when they are distressed or dont like something... he clearly minded....

[NewAccountFFS]

@FreeMeWeezy Crueleter? WHY CAN'T YOU UPTIGHT CUNTS EVER SPELL PROPERLY?

[IcyFlipper]

@FreeMeWeezy LOL you are just great -_-