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[Heavybrutality]

If you hate the video why are you dissing on the up loader? they like him, So what? Go watch Bill Hicks no one will judge you.

[Disc0d]

fuck, fair enough he wanted to be bill, but BILL WOULD HAVE MADE MORE OF BUSH MK2. Instead of recycled bill, we would have had some of the best comedy.

[theappleseeder]

nevermind that he's an unoriginal hack, he's not even funny. he's just stupid.

[pur3k0]

anyone can take jokes and say them like their theres lmfao doesent make him a king rofl fucking idiots

[pur3k0]

didnt i hear this from another comedian o yeah bill hicks what a fucking suprise

[Vevoplzsuckmyballs]

ok does it really atter all the shit were fighting about? this dude is the king of comedy does it matter about his fans and shit like that? stop fighting and listen to the funny ass things coming out of this mans mouth

[florisitabonita]

It's comedy people, your not supposed to take it that seriously.....oh and If you are going to argue your point in all your seriousness......at least use spell check

[Chabot91]

piss



[SicVeraMundi]

I agree with you man, "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources" - Albert Einstein. Past 3000 BC you can't be 100% original anymore. Even Jesus is a rerun of older myths.

[CatsLairArchives]

asshole

[ralphinio4]

This fucking mick completely ripped off Bill Hicks. Cunt.

[100deadjonos]

he is funny, but for fuck sake your "animations" are shit and make it fucking annoying.

[PaleBunnyPisslamSux]

haha  Hey Monkey - love your video - and speaking of assholes SHIT there sure have been alot of them commenting on this vid !! haha screw the haters man - Denis Leary rocks (so did billy) people should just sit back and enjoy for fucks sake PEACE !! ♥♥

[mussman717word]

Watching or listening to Dennis Leary is like doing a big line of cocaine and strapping yourself in a straightjacket. All you wanna do is leave the god-damn room, but you just fucking can't because he's such a cocksucker, y'know.

[BDL2184]

its a denis leary song you dumbass

[sovietmarxist]

whats with the fucking song at the end you faggot.

but its true, i wish these fucking anti-smokes would take ahike. i'd kill em all if i had a chance for fucking making my life harder.

[dylansweeney2]

your an asshole

[beautifulmollies]

You didn't start anything bud. Monkey, all you really have to remember is that the world is really just a giant punch bowl. You got a few lemons and limes, someone spikes it with vodka, but then monkey, someone has shit in the punch bowl as well and you get these floating colonies of turds. Some of them just don't know any better.

[kwlegomania64]

fuck you

[heavywinter101]

sounds like gee bill hicks surprise surprise i wonder why i agree leary(dennis)=mediocre hack stop using bill hicks persona

[zombat]

Can't wait for Rescue Me to reair this Tuesday

[kajjagoogoo]

leary=mediocre hack

[psychomoongoose]

go away and dont listen + die....thanks!!!!

[kajjagoogoo]

go fuck urself u chump...if u cant see the comparison do urself a favor and jump in front of a bus you prick.

[PaleBunnyPisslamSux]

@kajjagoogoo  you = mediocre jealous loser

[kajjagoogoo]

@PaleBunnyPisslamSux suck my dick

[PaleBunnyPisslamSux]

@kajjagoogoo great retort - you must be a comedy genius like bill hicks

[kajjagoogoo]

@PaleBunnyPisslamSux you realise all of learys material is an imitation of hicks work..? so you keep listening to this thief you retard.

[vintigevixin89]

wow. didn't someone say 'fighting online is like competing in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded.'

as for the video, the only bad thing is it isn't actual footage of Dennis Leary. but she did a good job compensating.

i ♥ Leary & Hicks

[Itachi667]

I'm not gay, the thing is you WANT me to be gay. You wish to fulfill your fantasy on someone else.

[ldhablo666]

itachi66.6 Lol. Ok, I WANT you to be gay. You caught me.  ;)

BUT you are retarded. Now, I don't want you to be retarded, but look at how you articulate yourself. R E T A R D E D... lol.

[Itachi667]

First off, name is Itachi667 not 66.6

Second, not retarded, I just don't want to "articulate" on something like this.

[ldhablo666]

Hicks-- DEAD

Leary-- Alive and doing network TV

This is further proof of mediocrity ruling and excellence failing. Leary is a thief and hollowed out version of Hicks. Notice Hicks' fans are articulate, subtle, erudite and Leary fans are mongoloid shit-heads with low IQ's and latent homosexual tendencies...

[floatingmonkeys]

ok please, i have been dealing with the fights on this video because i know there's nothing i can do to stop it. But this one was rude. Being a fan of a comidan has nothing to do with being intelligent or being closet gay. also i find it funny you're talking of being subtle and using a term like "mongoloid shit-head" not very subtle. anyway i don't delete comments but please keep the gays and mentally handicapped out of your attempt to sound smart and feel like you mean something

monkey

[osusauckes]

@floatingmonkeys fuck off you homosexual retard.

[Itachi667]

um, ex-fucking-scuse me? You're the faggot who fucks your mother's boyfriend becuase your daddy left. Quit pinning your problems on a comedian, and suck your mom's cock like a good little faggot.

[ldhablo666]

You are soooooooooo gay ltachi66.6

Enjoy your balls across the chin...  lol.

Viva El Hicks!

[Isaioi]

In all reality those who accuse other's of having latent homosexual tendencies, are usually lashing out in subconsious defense of themselves. Denis Leary may use other's materials but, do we not all use other people's material in day-to-day life? Jokes get repeated, songs get remade and remixed. It is just a fact. I am a Denis Leary fan, I'm articulate, I can be subtle and erudite. I am very FAR from mongoloid. And I thank you to not insult someone you know nothing about. That articulate enough?

[ldhablo666]

Isaioi:

1. You do seem intelligent. Mea Culpa.

2. We do indeed 'all' use other people's material. However, in the arts it is called 'plagiarism' and is frowned upon. If Denis admitted to it-- that would be one thing, but he denies it like a little bitch.

3. I'm 95% heterosexual and the 5% that is more fluid has come to terms with it so your analysis vis-a-vis my "subconscious" is clearly inapt. Gay is ok with me-- and thus the part of me that is 'fluid' sexually is fully conscious.

[floatingmonkeys]

holy hell what did i start? haha im really sorry go back to fighting about the video not eachother, awesome!

monkey

[xXbastardX]

@ldhablo666 Hey asshole is it really reasonable to sound like a pissy fuckass over something this trivial?

[SirDavis100]

@ldhablo666 "Erudite" human beings have better things to do than comment on a video bashing other people for liking something you do not. That is your opinion, not some objective fact.

[zippitydooda3]

(This comment comes after the last) Bill He was able to articulate something those of us who were offended by the mainstream didn't know how to say. Yes, Britney Spears isn't just trivial, but a sign of the apocalypse, and Bill says it in a way that those of us who have been marginalized by the mainstream haven't always been able to explain. Instead, we sound like jerks when we express our vehement dislike for NKOTB, but Bill Hicks' eloquent rants (oxy moron?) make us think we weren't crazy.

[zippitydooda3]

I think the truth is, Dennis Leary has some funny stuff, but his rants get a bit obnoxious. I think some of his material is heavily borrowed from Bill Hicks, but probably not most of it. However, Bill Hicks really called it when he said what was wrong with pop music. With the bitter ironies. Those of us who really thought that some things weren't just lame, but perhaps hurting the world-- the idea that conformity and mediocrity are actually serious detriments to society, not just fun to mock

[blumetatron]

THIS IS STOLEN.

The real creator of this work is an artist, a poet, a great man who is no longer with us.

This guy is fucking piece of shit, forget this guy and say it loud BILL FUCKING HICKS WROTE THIS.

[PocketHercules99]

prove it quite bitching and show evidence not whining

[TheCottonTop]

bill hick is a No Talent Assclown. You have to be a complete dipshit (like he is) to think that every one in the Military is stupid. Yes he made money making fun of the people that give their lives so a degenerates like him can make a overated name for him self. Hum, maybe he had a point.

[tylerslespaul392]

fuck you, quit quoting office space and get original material you condescending fuck. your as bad as leary, who stole the whole fucking show from bill.

[TheCottonTop]

bill hicks is a Buttfucking Commy, that puts crackheads to sleep.

bill hick might have mentioned something about cig warning lables before Denis Leary.

But, Denis Leary made it funny.

[pretzelberg]

What - the line about "we'll break into your house" (to get the cigs)?

And the song?

[Michaelwood187]

Bill hicks is not as funny as Denis Leary I tried watching one of hicks videos didn't do anything for me . If this work is stolen I guess Bill Hicks should do something about it oh wait he is dead damn I guess Denis Leary is not only funny but he is still alive ;p

[fraghunter67]

this is soo great :D

[Gimpsta]

Go die

[floatingmonkeys]

probably one of my favorite comments haha! some people try to hide there horrible hatred of me in long drawn out comments but not you. two words and bam i get it, you want me to die. rock on!!! thank you for watching

monkey

[ali711arab]

how bout this heat?

[Akatsuki8girl88]

there is one way i dont agree with that song....presidint bush is the world's biggest asshole, denis is the 2nd biggest :D

[ZeropointZero70]

i do in fact remember about 15 years ago, there were in fact packs of cigarettes that were black and had the skull and crossbones on them. No joke! They must have been real fucking powerful as they didn't last long! probably did the trick and killed anyone after the first hit. I wish i bought a pack just for posterity. would have made a great conversation piece at parties.

[floatingmonkeys]

haha!!!! no fucking way!!! that is awesome!!! i wish i could have seen those.

[ZeropointZero70]

i wish i could have SMOKED "EM! i'll bet i would have quit after finishing those bad boys! Still huffing those death mercharts 15 yrs later!

[TheDarkestofHell]

haha! Effin!! I love this.. stick figures.. swearing... jokes about smokers... ;D what more could you ask for? A FUCKING AWESOME SONG (pardon my french? I guess..)

[floatingmonkeys]

haha! im glad you like it so much!! thank you for watching. you rocken the cocken!

[666satan4liph666]

i loooooove this guy my good friend has his CD and this guy is the funniest comedyin in the world

[lighwave]

Denis Leary stole his stand-up act from Bill Hicks? Bill can't say much about it though.

[hunterthompson123]

I think denis leary is a fabulous comedian, its just a shame that he ruined hes stand up credibility by ripping off his friends act! and its even worse now that he continues to deny it and he makes bill hicks look like a liar!

But I really feel sad that denis had to do that, because he would be one of the greatest stand ups, if he didnt

*sigh* Its a real shame!

[SurpSargis]

lOL HE OWNS

[phillyfan345]

Denis Leary is king.

[floatingmonkeys]

ha ha short but sweet. very true, thank you for watching

monkey

[crponu]

and, um, everything in comedy has probably been done already in some way by someone. same as every movie in hollywood for the past decade have all been a bunch of remakes. they all thieves too? depends whether or not people found the remakes entertaining (or perhaps done better than the original, like denis to bill). if the people who pay enjoy the show and are happy, than they did their job.

[floatingmonkeys]

wow...i love you!! rock on man! this arguing was starting to get on my nerves lol well thank you for watching i hope you enjoyed it.

monkey

[crponu]

yeah, because all denis leary ever did was "steal" a few jokes from bill hicks... oh wait, he did other acts and movies and tv shows and charities and... wait, am I blaspheming against billy hicks? (bill hicks was just another comic. sorry he died, but let it go... if you aren't entertained by denis leary, why would you watch his stuff?)

[funboy7979]

Bill Hicks was a genius. Leary was just smart enough to steal his act. End of story.

[modifiedcarforums]

i love dennis leary, what's with all the hate?

[floatingmonkeys]

people just like to feel important, i like to give them that chance. thank you for watching monkey!

[gregoir]

bitches! comedy"s comedy & hes ok whining fucking maggots!!!

[floatingmonkeys]

i...i love you! lol i just sort of let people rant, but i love when people just say forget it, its comedy. thank you for watching, you rock with a passion!

[SweetVitriol]

Fucking 5th rate Bill Hicks rip off..

I always thought the idea of being an artist was to be original..This guy blatently stole Bill's material and is yet to have an original thought..

He is truly an asshole and an uninspiring, unimaginative, untalented piece of plagurist scum with all the appeal of an MC Hammer record played backwards..

GOATBOY....

[kzsteele]

except that bill hicks was funny only sometimes

[wskbsk]

When is it stealing to bitch about life and stupid shit in a funny way? I think just about every comedian does that, it's just Denis is more hyperactive about it. It's not stealing Bill Hicks. Look, the guy was great, was a legend, I like Bill Hicks. But you don't need to highlight him by pointing fingers.

[gitarguy222]

pretty gay but the song was a nice touch

[floatingmonkeys]

well im glad you have atleast something nice to say. thank you for watching

monkey

[gitarguy222]

well i love denis leary,its just i didnt get the video thats all

the act was awsome

[huskieboy95]

This is awsome

[sleesher]

Can I say one thing? SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! He does not take his work from bill hicks, it was stolen from him. Even if he did steal it, he makes it funnier anyway

[axltyler]

I have a scoop for you. I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did. - Bill Hicks.

[smellygiraffe]

bill hicks

[jackofkiwiland]

sucks

[hipsdontspeak]

this is fucking shit, please upload the standup part from the dvd instead.

[floatingmonkeys]

i dont wanna! >=P lol thank you for your concsrtuctive critism. thank you for watching

monkey

[xadamryanx]

i agree this is video is terrible and distracting from the funny stand-up

[ZeroTheHero88]

The phrase 'warm the cockles of one's heart' refererences to the ventricles of the heart (Latin: cochleae cordis) <== Taken from Wikipedia

[floatingmonkeys]

lol nice, for all who want to know zerothehero has given you knowledge!!!! woot

[KETURI101]

what a fuckin cockle

[RebeLtoSpartan117]

what a cockle

[RebeLtoSpartan117]

i mean what's a cockle?

[floatingmonkeys]

its part of your heart...im pretty sure but wouldnt bet my star wars movies on it lol

[RebeLtoSpartan117]

thanks, and no , i'm not betting but thanks for the offer. lol

[soup460]

meh.....

[floatingmonkeys]

umm thank you? lol

monkey

[pieismyfriend99]

thats kinda gay but just stick to the stand up you randomly trying to get me to read is frutrating lol

[jovamereel]

You spent way too much time on this.

[floatingmonkeys]

yes yes i did, but i have no life so it works out. thank you for watchin

monkey

[herokilledtheclown]

Wanna know why I didn't comment this one? It's because I was so fucking blown away on how shitty your existance is after so many videos I didnt feel like watching one on an unfunny comedian. Nice fucking alteration of your other shit drawing (done in paint), the whole changing his hair yellow, real fucking creative. I hope you get mollested. And as always, you fucking suck, fuck you, go fucking die. I hope your vagina explodes. Fin.

[floatingmonkeys]

oh thank god! i was hoping you still hated me i was worried! but yeah been there, your wish came true awhile ago. shit happends, im just happy someone cares enough about me to try this hard!!

monkey

[ancestralyuba]

Wow, "hero". You've got some major issues.

I recommend the following video: oAVoQfoU0dQ

[thehankster]

Twat

[jeanbanahn]

lol! what the fuck is wrong with you...dont go out killing now you retard...assholes like you is scary shite...Denis Leary rocks! a very wise man

[aliciaDmorgan]

ok i know it was denis leary that said something about "i love to smoke i love to smoke and i love to eat red meat i love to eat RAW FUCKING RED MEAT"i just dont know what vid he says this on if someone does PLEASE TELL ME!!!!!!IM PLEADING PEOPLE!!!!!and i dont plead lol ^_~

[floatingmonkeys]

its this one, "no cure for cancer" thats probably the one you heard it from

[MWiley600RR]

I enjoy your Vids, Monkey. Thanks

[floatingmonkeys]

awesome thank you! you rockin the myspace!

monkey

[Hybie]

I'm not too impressed by this vid. The best part was the song, but it had no pictures-it was pitch black. Well, there you go...

[floatingmonkeys]

well it wasnt hatfull, so thank you for being constructive. no worries this one was a middle of the night, quicky, sorry i dont really like it much either. lol thank you for watching!!

monkey

[mutilation7777]

5/5 this made me laugh pretty hard :) i subscribed to you by the way.

[floatingmonkeys]

rock on!! thank you, i dont really enjoy this one but im glad people do!!! thank you hardcore for watching and the rating!

monkey

[Darkneo215]

have you heard of just for laughs naruto comedy well if you have great if not type that in and go to #2 or II and do you know where to find denis lary's act "phone" I want that. thanks if you do that. "happy face"

[floatingmonkeys]

im gunna try but my internet on the computer i can do it on is messed up so if i do one itll be mainly the stick figures

[floatingmonkeys]

thank you! people seem to like this one. keeps getting better. thank you for watching you rock hardcore!!

monkey

[AuraOfHate]

Whoo! Leary Rocks! Great fucking comedian ((and actor especially)). He is up with the greats of comedy. Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, Adam Ferrera, Brian Regan, Dane Cook, etc.

PS - Floating Monkey -- if you happen to have a complete ((longer then 5 or 10 minute)) routine by leary or even a huge collection of them, i would love to have it. Msg me if you do so maybe you could email it to me in a zip file. Thanks for uploading bro!

[floatingmonkeys]

whoa! thank you. yeah i have his whole no cure for cancer cd...sadly i have no way to send it right now.sorry but its a pretty easy cd to find. just go to barnes and nobal or any good cd store should have it

thank you for watching

monkey

[AuraOfHate]

lol, thanks anyway man. I found his no cure for cancer routine and am now a proud owner. lol

Btw - Are you deleting stupid comments or are you lucky enough that no one is trying to say that leary is stealing from hicks here? Either way, leary ROCKS!! Thanks for uploading!

[floatingmonkeys]

lol no i never delete comments. im just lucky with this one.look at some of my other video comments i got some mean people on those lol.

[sonicdude94]

that was funny as hell

[floatingmonkeys]

thank you!! you rock im glad you like it!!

thank you for watching!

elyse

[altalomajb2]

Denis is anazing! tells it like it is. My favorite!

[floatingmonkeys]

to:altalomajb2

yeah hes rocks pretty hard!!

thank you for watching

floating monkey

[spookylanguage7]

denis leary is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[THFOBMCRlover]

Lol, I love Denis Leary.. xD Great fucking vid!

[floatingmonkeys]

wow! thank you! i didnt think i would get any love for this video, means alot thank you!

thank you for watching

monkey

[THFOBMCRlover]

Well he owns and I can't love ya more 4 posting this vid here! :D

[enchantedpancake]

ROFLMFAO TUMORS!!!

[floatingmonkeys]

wow...somone laughed at this one! im so glad thank you for watching

monkey

[Zeus540]

ur vid sucks

[floatingmonkeys]

yeah i know thats why its here

[floatingmonkeys]

lol this one only has 486 views, videos...would it make you feel better if i watched yours?lol