CoD: Black Ops - Ascension First Look Live Commentary [2/5]

[ECTHELION96]

dude its called SPEED COLA not slight of hand...

[TryHardFace]

@ECTHELION96 but it dose the same so who the fuck gives a shit `?

[lochearn46]

Get fucking jugg!!!!!

[waffles845]

You never had Juggernog.

[LawsonHelwig177]

you are really bad at this game

[Sharpshoota264]

@LawsonHelwig177 then explain how he has a 4 k/d and he has gotten to level 50 on this map

[EncycIopedia]

@LawsonHelwig177 he's 10 times better than you'll ever be.

[Reshiram787]

Here's a tip depending on the round number subtract 1 bullet from that round then knife the zombie I learned that from Rleeson85

[tearnfourstar]

@Reshiram787 Xcal says that many times himself on these strategy guides, pretty much everyone knows about it. 1337th comment btw!

[suparockr]

"you can expect a strategy video for this by the way"

ORLY

[LuigiISLame]

no comments in the past week, fuck that shit

[thezappia6]

the pack a punch door opens wen u use all the landers

[goodnoodlesu]

@thezappia6 lol you thought after FIVE MONTHS! He didn't figure out how pack a punch worked? you're stupid.

[MRBLOBBYROCKS]

u should have got revieve

[theaznbeast4]

upload vids of vietnam gameplay...

[Saulhrnndz]

i don't feel out played in starcraft when someone cheeses me...

[Dansta747]

lol, u do kno the monkeys stole jugs?

[supergamer514]

@Dansta747

You do know that this was his first attempt? Or can you not read?

[Macca890]

lol since when does call of the dead look like acsension?

......................"insert trollish comment here"

[ashvin73]

And where is George Romero. You know if you go in water he cools down. ;) but where is he. The boss are monkey so where is George?

[SoCoMxGaMeR]

@ashvin73 In the new map...not here..

O_o

[supergamer514]

@ashvin73

Wow, you have to be the biggest zombies noob I've ever seen.

[ashvin73]

Dude pls talk about the game. I literally muted this vid and just watched it. Ur reflexes are crap. Ur talking about freaking battlefield when this is black ops!!!! That is what a retard will say but Ur freaking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

[SpartanOfVictory]

@ashvin73 If you do not like the video then shut the fuck up and leave! At least he has subscribers that are over 1000

[supergamer514]

@ashvin73

And also, this was his return to youtubing after he quit for a month and a half so shut the fuck up he'll talk about whatever he wants, but I guess you don't have an attention span to listen to someone talk about another game besides COD. Fucking 8 year olds.

[hudson5188]

@ashvin73 you irritate me, i hate people who put a stupid ;) face whenever they insult someone, anyway just leave then

[MTMoen]

not to be a dick...but if it keeps happening you might wanna consider not going for the fukin B flag

[SpencerAnderson131]

@MTMoen hes a domination player and domination is where u cap flags.

i can tell from that comment that all u play is tdm

[R2ROroman]

@MTMoen ghen how do you win

[balzuu44]

he didnt know tht guys jeez

[rachfordtd]

does he know his juggernaut got token away by the monkeys?

[MetalAlchemistHeart]

@rachfordtd Did you know this was his first time?

[MewRai95]

@BarelyAverageGaming Thumbs down

[boobooinmybrain]

dude u do no tht monkeys steal perks. thats wat hapend to ur jugernog

[TheNinjafish22]

@boobooinmybrain he didn't cause this was his first time playing this match and it was posted like 2 days after it came out so i doubt he knew much about it

[TehNoobLand1]

major tip: when you camp next to a lander station, call the lander so when youre in trouble you can use it

[R2ROroman]

@TehNoobLand1 it his first time trying the map

[thejust121]

how did you pass the pack a punch machine then dont even turn the turrent on when ur about to die wow awsomeee!!!! dude ur awsome

[PalestinianAlarmClok]

@crrazyme1 yea this was made a month ago dude hes a zombie expert... he knows

[makeyouquit911]

ur asian

[TheDonnietwohats]

Monkeys take your perks go to the perk machine that u got jugg or revive go there and kill the monkeys they jump on the machines and take it

[Codthefish123]

Your a really good zombies player :)

[xWTFxTEAMx]

round 28 first try

[Teongose]

4 shots

[xxSUPERFLASHxx]

xcals asian ????????????????????????

[rech4mejuggergirl]

don't turn on the power to early dumbass!!!! nice vid tho

[the7THSTnation]

stupid random nubes

[FalseSoup]

You know.

[tomyboii2k10]

wen u die u do gain sumthing u get an extra death

[funny099]

lol u didn't notice monkeys destroy ur juggernaut xD

[Dedalwedal]

I got 13 first try :)

[marcuz613]

you suck aht zombies

[M0m0Ch11]

@marcuz613 and you suck at spelling... just saying! :P

[xSilentHishx]

@marcuz613 GO WATCH HIS GUIDE ON KINO DER TOTEN PLUS READ THE TITLE FRIST LOOK

[supergamer514]

@marcuz613

God, you're stupid. Read the fucking title, idiot.

[PalestinianAlarmClok]

@marcuz613 Coming from someone who can't spell "at" correctly, I'm sure xcal won't give a shit what you say.

[cppro10]

Your Jugg got stolen by the monkeys:{

[theflashboy2010]

wtf part 1 is online now its solo wtf is happening

[TheVuongbrian]

your asian

[OneBigHaloFan]

Omg they killed xcalizorz! You bastards!

[BarrowsBOY]

1942 was an awesome game.

[cripbk666]

can you do a video full map ?

[felixo20047]

pause at 4:39and look at zombie

[george55th]

your asian? never knew

[Yilun88]

omg, i thought you were dead

[giannibmx]

NICE KLIP

[blackman84671]

the monkeys have stolen your jugger-nog

[Heartmeatsensor]

yeah ya know ya know.

[Heartmeatsensor]

HI

[ZeRo2o9]

instead of complaining about the famas..try complaining about the bullets not registering or the 3 second lag..ppl bitch about the famas its just the same as using mpl with rapid fire..be a better player and dont get sprayed

[iSkate7104]

SOMEONE FEELS THE SAME AS ME!!!! Black Ops you die from BULLSHIT!! It's frustrating it's not even oh okay he outplayed me it;s just BULL SHIT

[berishajrb]

lol, acutally it takes alot of fuuking bullets to kill with a famas, lol its called hit markers...

[bitsandpieftw]

ya know ya know ya know ya know.. how many times can u say that in a setting holy shit.

[MrOrinzie]

14:22 shows were the packapunch is

[HipHopbox94]

yeahhh battlefield bad company 2 and i play of the top 20 players put he gave his friend his psn cause the vip code because he sold the game, but now he got a new one because he says that black ops is shit

[cozytoe123]

'I need points for jugs" XD

[WTFLEETERS]

If he wants a deep game he should buy starcraft 2 

[timbaland500]

Till now i forgot i had black ops, im gonna go play it now :S

[Bigsmoke930]

then there's the open rooftops that are made for chopper gunners.. cod is just a game i will never be good at

[halfasianguru]

Why is everyone calling this a bitching video, its pretty far from it. Hes giving his thoughts and opinions on zombies,  CoD games, first person shooters, and the pros and cons of both competetive and public gaming. If you cant take the criticism about your beloved game, and own opinions then go somewhere else. Dont hate cause you cant grasp the finer details of gaming. Grow up and go troll somewhere else. Thank you.

[BulletAsylum]

@halfasianguru well said

[halfasianguru]

@BulletAsylum

Thanks

[orooooooo]

For The Love Of God It's A GAME Made By Human Begins And Humans Are NOT And Will Never Be Perfect So Don't Count On Them making A Perfect game And Stop Bitching If You Don't Like The Game Don't Play God

[MisterDyer]

@orooooooo You're a perfect example of how humans aren't perfect. This Isn't Good Grammar.

[orooooooo]

@MisterDyer Fuck Off Grammar Nazi English Isn't My First Language And What Mistakes Did I Make Enlighten Me Mister

[MisterDyer]

@orooooooo You Are Typing Every Word Like This. Capitalized letters don't belong there. I also don't appreciate the hostility...

[orooooooo]

@MisterDyer And I Didn't Ask You To Correct Me On My Typing And Capitalized Words Aren't A Mistake In Grammar It's Just How I Type

[MisterDyer]

@orooooooo Yes you did, and yes they are.

[orooooooo]

@MisterDyer Yes I Did ??? I Didn't Ask You To Correct Me.

[McBlemmen]

@orooooooo Its Fucking Retarded And People Who Type Like This Should Be Shot

[orooooooo]

@McBlemmen Then Come Shoot Me Asshole Should I Give You My Address

[xXgearsofwar2Xx]

@orooooooo you're gay

[orooooooo]

@xXgearsofwar2Xx Reason ????

[misterbombastic227]

how did you record this?

[radiocontrol101]

The monkeys stole your juggernog by attacking the machine

[RiipzeeySWE]

make a vlog! ;)



[jenskrmb]

Holy shit. a 15 minute bitching-vid...

[MultiSheepsheep]

@jenskrmb awww do you wanna get rate-up now? mind if i vote your comment down? kk, this video is not bitching...

[TooMuchpl0xin]

You know.

[DanielAndreDavis]

youre pretty bad

why are you playing cod ?

[xJoSHeDx]

@DanielAndreDavis *you're*

Dont troll unless you know grammar

[pantelos96]

you died because you were doing stupid things!!!you didn't close the windows and you were at the same place for a long time :P

[ITzMATTYD]

he asian?

[CantillohhCantillo]

@Entaise Shut the fuck up. I had to say that to enjoy your comment. Who the hell are you to tell somebody how he does his videos. Stick your finger up your ass and fuck off dickhead.

[Mashoenima]

Amen.

[choiboi23]

Asians are superior to gaming. Sit down honkey cracka ass cracker.

[MrWahoodles]

no. i dont know

[savinprivatryan10]

Whoa did u notice at 9:13 the zombie like dodged a bullet?!?!?!? pretty sweet

[savinprivatryan10]

At first i thought that spinning thing would be like a trap that you could turn on.

[MrXxnoscopexX]

did anybody notice that there was no 15:47 ?

[IMdirtbikeCRAZY]

you say "you know" alot!!!but i love ur vids

[CapsAndWizardsFTW]

wait but wouldn't it be less than 1 second because of collateral damage?

[TheCAMO1946]

in starcraft, you know you got six pooled

[MerisTheAwesome]

hes not asian no way

[hectorstarboyfranca]

u gay asian

[savinprivatryan10]

@hectorstarboyfranca shut up

[Entaise]

Stop saying 'ba ba ba ba' its so annoying..

and can you stop talking about your crappy clan its kinda boring, I had to mute you to enjoy the vid.

[brennan1233]

Wtffffffffff xcalizor is asian?W00t another asian that plays COD,we shall rule the wooorld

[THESWAGGKING131]

@brennan1233 STFU under age faggot. Thank you.

[brennan1233]

@THESWAGGKING131 Talking to me?Noob

[07fordweaverb]

7:32 thats what she said:)

[ITSGODZILLA808]

Bower knife?????

[jamiejav]

@ITSGODZILLA808 he calls it bauer knife after jack bauer, the main character in 24

[xxShanekunxx]

Not trying to be mean, but I wonder if you realize how ofter you say "you know".

[XxDiamoniumRabbitxX]

is it me or did u tube add alot more fuking ads?

[xBinHD]

@XxDiamoniumRabbitxX idk i've adblocker 

[shadowrules4]

I agree with Xcal on the whole dying thing, where you don't know why you did, thats why i like zombies, because in zombies, you instantly know what you did wrong if u lose, so you never do it again.

[rayschalch]

boooooooring!

[zxMaRKSMaNxz]

@hectorstarboyfranca

fuckin get a life you gay little twat... asians are way cooler than you

[oreganman1]

xcal the monkeys steal your perks if they hit you

[TheVolcomDust]

@oreganman1 Where did you hear that? Anyway, that's not the case. They steal the perk by messing with the perk machines. If your perk starts blinking you have to clear that perk machine from monkeys.

[sunsrule332]

@oreganman1 no they crawl all over the perk machines to take them

[oreganman1]

@sunsrule332 I know that now but when i was playing on xbox i got blown up by the last monkey and lost my juggonag and there was no monkey at the machine

[twodot11]

@hectorstarboyfranca hahahah your a fagot!!!!!!!!

[eagle11458]

@hectorstarboyfranca ur a dumbass. what do u have against asians

[TheRoboticAssassin]

@hectorstarboyfranca Fail troll is fail

[chill4lyfe]

xcal did have a real life vid about a year ago but he took it off :/

[TheRoboticAssassin]

@chill4lyfe Yeah remember. He kinda looks like prudane2forever lol.

[WitnessMELOx15]

@chill4lyfe what do you mean?

[MikeBoyer187]

@chill4lyfe watd he look like? :0

[MrDeifadda1]

he dont sounds like asian

lolololöpöpö

[LTEnergy]

i always love to see reactions of lost perks :D

[smokeywcc]

everyone should have figured he was asian lol its in an asians genes to be great at video games!!! lmao

[alfff0]

Why is everyone so surprised that Xcal is asian?

[iAMinsaneX115]

hahaha "stomping noobs" Xcal YOU ARE A GOD.

[killerRED09]

part one: /watch?v=bgPLnTexkjE&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

part three: /watch?v=5HSFBmkcwj4&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

part four: /watch?v=9xoKsHcDaKU&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

part five: /watch?v=boU9ZoTtfV0&feature=m­fu_in_order&list=UL

[godsavant]

Wait, Xcal, do you play StarCraft?

This has nothing with you being Asian or anything, I just wanted to know what games you like outside of shooters.

[SGTjeffrey]

guys everyone like the video so xcal gets more views

[xzackyvengeance189x]

How many times he said you know in this?

[GeneticBrand]

Anyone realize how many death machines this guy got !

[peealittle]

i know this is random but i think im in deep love with rihanna lol

[Chrisrou94]

1:55 reload non registration fail.

[LTBladexmetal]

you lost juggs on the mokey round

that take your perks if you dont kill them of the vending mach

[Jerry4188]

silly xcal you and everyone else know that u dont die lol

[PriesterBaby]

'pepepepeep

[frosti0408]

@xcalizorz :30 you lost juggernaut when you died the 1st time..just thought id point that out :P

[Blackmagechow]

you sound like 2 bucks

[spastjes]

i need points for juggs lol :D

[TheSeanathen]

Whats Ur Gtag ?

[bongoboyj]

"5" feels too claustrophobic. also sorry for cluttering the comments ill shut up now.

[bongoboyj]

i love the g11