Chamillionaire Best Punch Line Compilation

[Atstyle]

:58 1:05 what beat are those??

[kill3rghost]

You left off alot of em:

Catch me in more houston roccets than an astronaut

I push chrome like they was grocery store shopping carts

I push chrome like a wheelchair in a retirement home

I could go on for days with his lines.

[altron1563]

u forgot, i could go platinum even if i did an album with the klu klux klan

[ravekloks]

If u think this crap is good u obviously have brain damage

If u want to here punchlines look up some big L

[lilpete313]

Screens fall like hoola hoops on a hoola hoopa. LMAO

[snatchpro]

Shoulda had "Got that T Rex foot step sound in my Jeep. Paint wet, Roll the window up and drown in the seat". Or "What do you think? Am I lovin' a skank? If she don't double my bank she can walk the plank".

[nob0die]

@snatchpro

aye what beat or flow was that "t rex foosteps " flow on???

[snatchpro]

@nob0die That was the "Give Me The Light" flow. Sooo clean.

[oswaldochagoya]

these are his best punchlines.. u can put betta ones on here.. like "body rock" "wont let you down" "get on my level" etc..

[crazybassplayerdude]

his punchlines are aight. im not super impressed

[VRQwerty]

it's not much new school rappers i like, but chamillionaire is good

[Superman05101987]

Chamillionires is garbage

[eastoaklandcal4]

green and im so throwd

[dustinb07]

im a walking holiday my nickname is banksgiving

[lamojkjk1]

im so throwed got more green then hahah def not lyriscm

[MrCarolinaMuzik]

he is so under rated, when he say he a true lyricist, he hits it on the money

[knockoutjon214]

best rapper alive haha

chamillitary mayne

[gab76133]

what song is at 1:00?

[djreddog18]

@gab76133 pass the courvoisier

[yaboybez]

1:12 which cham freestyle is dat??

[djreddog18]

@yaboybez we thuggin freestyle.. its fat joe and r.kelly song

[krillansavillan]

im so throwed

blah blah

[dabawss10]

JPD u don't what the fuck u talkin bout, yeh he white , but if ya buttfuckin ass actually knew real lyrics, absolutely know one is fuckin wit em

[lilbud817]

does anybody kno these songs

:33-:37

:38-:40

:41-:44

[ZiyusTV]

All from his Greatest Hits album. The 2 disc set.

[possesedbyaclown]

um so who write waynes shit. lets see. Drake, Skillz and gillie da kid. so wayne doesnt even count as a rapper because he doesnt write his shit. he has ghostwriters doing that

[LiLWayneKissesMen]

i never said wayne was good. i said the hot boys were good....mannie fresh is one of the best producers ever and if you disagree then thats your opinion. BG and turk were also very talented artists. i dont discriminate based on fame, amount of money, etc. eminem is famous and rich and he is one of the best ever. You know why? raw lyricism and talent. which all the best rappers have. wayne not being one of them.

[JPD4966]

Eminem is the biggest fuckin poser. His style is mediocre; I bet your a white boy fuckin stan.

[JahSmokebuds]

his style aint mediocre... its garbage, and im white

[mapumac]

if there where ghost writers how do you know?

[possesedbyaclown]

because alot of the ghostwriters rap individually and state they write or wrote for wayne. wayne didnt pay up to skillz and skillz rejected him and walked away still waiting to get paid. they start advertising that they wrote

[brandonjamesholmes]

i know some1 wrote his ryhmes 3 years ago they were like drake.. whos drake??? now we know who he is

[sonicsoundwaveus]

I Like Chamillinaire But your Making look real wak. I can name 40 rappers better then HIm.

[blood901]

wat song is at  :44

[LiLWayneKissesMen]

i dont live in the south....and only high schoolers listen to lil wayne.

"True, they say I got bad aim cuz I piss on the toilet seat

But I bet it ain't bad aim when I'm pissed and I'm holdin' heat"

"you made fun of me cause i had no date in the homecoming/that was cause i had your girl naked in my home cumming"

wayne couldnt fuck with that. be realistic.

[JPD4966]

U must of had a bad high school experience Waynes weakest lines will shit on chams greatest hits

[LiLWayneKissesMen]

listen up dipshit ive been around since wayne was in diapers. and unless you own balla blockin, all on u, got that work, 400 degreez or any of the hot boys work then shut the fuck up. You know that when wayne was in hotboys bg and turk wrote all of shit? didnt think so. brush up kid..

[possesedbyaclown]

who cares if he was wrong. wayne still sucks and obviously you listen to shitty music if you listened to the hot boys. dont even try to argue because you're going to lose this battle if you think wayne is one bit good

[LiLWayneKissesMen]

and im not saying cham is the best. hes a good rapper though. far better than wayne will ever be

[JPD4966]

How the hell do you figure that when lil wayne has 5 platinum albums.

[possesedbyaclown]

maybe because wayne is a sellout and wayne isnt rap....DUMBASS. this is rap

[JPD4966]

thats the stupidest shit i ever heard

[possesedbyaclown]

the stupidest shit thats the truth...yea i know. but its a true statement if u think it was false. if u think thats false, ur a dumbass and abviously dont know anything about hip hop

[raidersSolja]

@possesedbyaclown

THANK YOU

[possesedbyaclown]

@JPD4966 i dont get what 5 platnium albums has anything to do with being a good rapper. There are so many rappers out there who dont go platnium. like immortal technique said...

"If you go platnium it has nothing to do with luck, it just means that a million of people are stupid as fuck"

[UnleashedPitz]

what u mean is.....  going platinum doesnt prove that your a beast with your lyrical abilities but that alot of people want to listen to your music......if your album goes platinum that means alot of people went out and baught it.........a person who makes a rap and got millions of people goin to pay for it , how is that not a good rapper ?

[possesedbyaclown]

@UnleashedPitz nahh dude just listen to the song and you'll understand it. I think your confused on what the line actually means

[UnleashedPitz]

pfftt... so your going to act like its confidential info ? fuck off, just tell me what it means

[possesedbyaclown]

alright obviously your ass isn't smart enough to understand it so I'll break it down for you. People don't understand what the difference between lyrical rap/ rap/ and pop rap. What you hear on the radio is pop rap. Now think of the rappers who go platinum. They're all played on the radio. So those listeners buy that music. Technique is talking about the radio rap and how those people spend money on music that has no benefits of listening to it.

[UnleashedPitz]

Pfffffffftttttttttttt.........­........... LMFAOO !!!!!

well, fuck you and your short pudgy little mexican buddy, immortal technique.

BUT.... u never said anything about being lyrical, all u said was a "good rapper"..... if all u say is a "good rapper", then fuck, it could mean so many things.... "who sells the most albums", "who's lyrical skill is better" etc..... your the one thats confused, not me, so stop acting like the president of the rap game YOU LITTLE BITCH

[tonocac]

lol ok??

[Zebisnaga]

what songs are those lines from? PLEASE

[xxBigBlackxx]

Lil wayne is the worst rapper alive. CHAMILLIONAIRE ALL DAY!!!!!

[JPD4966]

Cham will neve be on Waynes level

[xxBigBlackxx]

Why? is it because Cham doesnt kiss guys like wayne does or is it because cham doesnt steal songs and lyrics like Wayne?

[Blood607]

or the one with u rappin fo lipgloss

[DjStiv3]

yu 4got the

i put red lipstick on my fist so im throwin you a kiss,, one hahaha

[kylegoff1]

it s color changin click- block burners freestyle at :55

[dfresh1524]

:55

screens fall like the pants on a man jumpin with no belt

screens fall like a crippled man tryin to get up with no help

cham goes hard! does anyone know the name of that song??

[AO17]

Flow (Lap Dance)

From "The Greastest Hits 2003" Album

[snatchpro]

@dfresh1524 I got it. It's a Flow from Chamillionaires "Greatest Hits" album called "Lap Dance." Such clean lines.

[ilovepandas24]

"I dont know her name, but I call her E,cause it seems like she always after D"-Poker Face Freestyle

[capodon1]

koopa said:

im throwin up the fo fo-

but im talkin bout that north pole-

hachuu i gotta cold my golds got my mouth froze-i can sniff a hater out in a room if i had no nose-no i cant come out and play cause im allergic to broke hoes-

you must be DEF like SO SO- etc. . . .. .

[gg23santafe]

whats that from??

[Restrictions]

Where is that from?

[Restrictions]

Where is that from?

[LiLWayneKissesMen]

when they ask "where the hell is carmen sandiego?" In chamillionaire's car man in san diego!

always loved that line

[DSoldierAKACrazyD]

yeah man

chamillitary mayne

[MadeFromQueensRapper]

Get as many copies of Venom that you can when it comes out!!!!!!!!!

[dprob1985]

batter up flow

[gg23santafe]

hey what song does he say "more throwed than a football on superbowl sunday"

[dprob1985]

i wanna hear when he did that song song where he say" hoes wanna know why my thumb be greener than gumby do i get green yep yep yep like chun li"

[AO17]

"I'm as throwed as the pig-skin in the E-N-D Zone"

What's the name of the song? I had that song on my MP3 before it got stolen.

[famoss361]

its on Be Gone flow from the greatest hits

[AO17]

Thanks Man, bout to upload it to my phone.

[Skapphy]

how bout when he said , "Im not the fresh prince, carlton, or phillip banks but i make cash deposits that'll fill up banks"

[famoss361]

Got Paper flow from his Greatest hits

[capodon1]

koopa..haha ""i can see threw a girls mind like she got a glass forehead-all i gotta do is let her ride on glass for head"" killin it ..

[JacobyMWolf]

you forgot

stop at ihop i aint gon even pay the bill/

carrots in my moouth i'm already havin a good meal.

or

if ya'll don't mind please don't talk down/

put the nine up to your mind and blow ya mind out of ya mind

[movado86]

use the barney ruble line lol he the first dude to say that shit

[dochayes1]

yall trippin if you dont think this dude can rap. fave rapper since 99....holler

[KINGxDA]

"Even three blind mice can see that I got cheese, like Gangsta, God, and Grumpy, I got G's."

"I impress myself, so many hoes on my dick I gotta stretch my belt."

"My car sittin as low as the IQ of kids on short yellow busses, crawlin slow like a cripple, handicap kid on crutches."

Chamillionaire has classic verses just listen to the get ya mind correct.

[ams4547]

the color changing anaconda man!!!

[marquez8869]

This the best one of all "ask the girls what the color of the seats in the whip is i bet they SA TAN like 3 6's..? KOOPA FIRE!!!!

[brown2fly]

You forgot the best one of all! "street smarts on the same level on as someone with a Havard degree"

[waytoogangsta]

You forgot this.

'a killa villain that's in the middle of paradise' /

'lookin like I won ten million on a pair of dice'

[ARKREPPIN479]

These Old Punchlines

That Aint Even Good Like These

And Thats Off Of MM3-Money Already Made

[EntotheZO]

these are tight but theres wayy better ones. you forgot the

"im in birmingham not alabama i mean LONDON MAN" haha

[ARKREPPIN479]

He Used Old Punchlines Not Anything New

Thats Off Of MM2 Or MM3

[ThaGiver]

getting money is tough

cause i got most of it already

usa didn't print enough

[killalyrics3]

ay whats 0:56

[BigkKinny]

lap dance

[killalyrics3]

yo u forgot the throwback/throw-ahead one..that was crazy

[EntotheZO]

thats one my favs . an i think i might actually use that idea put a college name on the back of a pro jeresy haha

[ARKREPPIN479]

You Got That A Lil Twisted

Its From A Air Force Ones Flow He Did

"Im Wearin Throw Ahead Jerseys

Koopa What The Hell Is That

A NBA Jersey Wit A College _iggas Name On The Back

[GBallaJ]

what was the song at :20?

[ceero111]

hell ya u got good taste i never heard ne body come up with bette3r shit than cham.....ya u gotta be from houston ...i am i heard all of these but still kinda hard to find

[gpc0708]

all these flows are off chams greatest hits..nuttin but 77 old cham flows..strait fire

[houstonreppa2]

are u from houston?

cause most of it is underground

[peedi5]

sorry but he missed a lot tho' ; AM I A PLASTIC SURGEON NO BUT I WILL REARANGE A NIGGA'S NOSE WHEN HE DROP I TOOK HE CELLPHONE AND CALL UP THAT NIGGA'S HOE

[peedi5]

he missed the one when he said :IM AT THE BAR ORDERING TWICE BUT EVERY DRINKS IS HOT WHY ,CUZ IM WEARING ALL OF THE ICE AND ALSO FEDERALI THIKS IM SELLIN SWISHER SWEETS AND CAINE BUT IM REALLY PIMPIN HOES WANT HEAD I LET U LEASE HER BRAIN

[jaggedk]

thoed list form some thoed songs! you must be a big koopa fan to have listening to those songs and have really listened to them to pick these quotes up. He is my favorite rapper so i can appreciate that and respect you having throwed taste!

[Natural1993]

he got a lot of green

[coreycantskate]

some of these are good, but this is not cham's best

just buy the greatest chamillionaire greatest hits cd and youll be in awe the whole time

that shit is nasty

[ganonmaster]

screens fall like a crippled man with no help!

[TWINPLEASURE07]

I REMEMBER ALL DIS CLASSIC FLOWS

[LAMBOLOVA911]

haha koopa the best 4real

[AplPieGirl]

He's da best!!

Chamillitary Mayne!

[xxStyles13]

I favorited it lol.

This is The___Truth___ from the forum.

[trillitary]

hot mayne!!! Koopa's the best rapper ever!!!

[eazyb23]

thank youuu