@sjjumani If there actually was a god, he could at least save all the good, honest, hard working people and help them when they need it. This is where your little fairytale fails.
@sjjumani What about good, hard working people that get killed for no reason? There are certainly a LOT of cases like that. But then you dumb religious people say "god works in mysterious ways".
THAT'S BULLSHIT. You have no idea how funny, absurd and CHILDISH your religions look.
your videos are only are not only entertaining, creative, have a good cause, teach others abou islam but they are also very inspiring. you inspire people to actually do something usefull to this religon
@anestis1971 On the other hand, I take it back, no human is dominating me... Actually what I meant was not dominating wife, but whatever. Im removing the embarrassing previous post
I'm surprised at how many folks don't realise he is taking the piss.
It's called satirical humour.
Reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, actor, and writer who is most widely known for his portrayal of three unorthodox fictitious characters Ali G, Borat and Brüno
QS 66. 3 The prophet had trusted some of his wives with a certain statement, then one of them spread it, and GOD let him know about it. He then informed his wife of part of the issue, and disregarded part. She asked him, "Who informed you of this?" He said, "I was informed by the Omniscient, Most Cognizant."
How much I love you my prophet <3 when i hear his name i find tears on my eyes ,what do you feel when you know that God told him to have some rest when he(the mercy for mankind) got his legs swollen from too much work during the day and worship throughout the night.....
Muhammad used to work hard ! OK.What was his job?After marrying rich widow businesswoman Khadija,what he did? When he proclaimed he was a prophete,he was penniless.What happened to the wealth of Khadija? Why the fuck he owned countless slaves,servants,concubines? He was cutting wood! Are you sure he`snt got caught on some inappropriete business in the wood (which he was notorious about.Not to mention SEX SEX SEX)
@AmdanAbla99 there were no comcubines, he was always spreading the message and going around talking to people all day which is the job of a prophet. He helped build buildings. And his wifes money went to the poor people. People always gave him things and he always just gave it to the poor. I don't know what cutting wood means and what it refers to. What you say is just abunch of fear mongering
YUSUFALI:33-50 O Prophet! We have made lawful to thee thy wives to whom thou hast paid their dowers; and those whom thy right hand possesses out of the prisoners of war whom Allah has assigned to thee
@NocriZle “The Messenger of Allah entered the house of Hafsah along with the mother of his son, Mariyah. When Hafsah found him with her [in an intimate moment], she said: 'Why did you bring her in my house? You did this to me, to the exception of all your wives, only because I am too insignificant to you'. He said to her: 'Do not mention this to 'A'ishah; she is forbidden for me [i.e. Mariyah] if I ever touch her'. Hafsah said: 'How could she be forbidden for you when she is your slave girl?'
@NocriZle I am giving 3 tafsirs of Surah Tahrim,Ayah-1.
(1)
* تفسير Tafsir al-Jalalayn
O Prophet! Why do you prohibit what God has made lawful for you, in terms of your Coptic handmaiden Māriya — when he lay with her in the house of Hafsa, who had been away, but who upon returning [and finding out] became upset by the fact that this had taken place in her own house and on her own bed — by saying, ‘She is unlawful for me!’, seeking, by making her unlawful [for you], to please your wives?
on the authority of Ibn 'Abbas that he said regarding the interpretation of Allah's saying (O Prophet!):. (Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee) i.e. marrying Maria the Copt, the Mother of Ibrahim; that is because he had forbidden himself from marrying her, (seeking to please thy wives) seeking the pleasure of your wives 'A'ishah and Hafsah by forbidding yourself from marrying Maria the Copt?
(O Prophet! Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee…) [66:1]. Muhammad ibn Mansur al-Tusi informed us> 'Ali ibn 'Umar ibn Mahdi> al-Husayn ibn Isma'il al-Mahamili> 'Abd Allah ibn Shabib> Ishaq ibn Muhammad> 'Abd Allah ibn 'Umar> Abu'l-Nadr, the client of 'Umar ibn 'Abd Allah> 'Ali ibn 'Abbas> Ibn 'Abbas> 'Umar who said:
“The Messenger of Allah, Allah bless him and give him peace, entered the house of Hafsah along with the mother of his son, Mariyah. When Hafsah found him with her [in an intimate moment], she said: 'Why did you bring her in my house? You did this to me, to the exception of all your wives, only because I am too insignificant to you'. He said to her: 'Do not mention this to 'A'ishah; she is forbidden for me [i.e. Mariyah] if I ever touch her'.
Hafsah said: 'How could she be forbidden for you when she is your slave girl?' He then said: 'Do not mention this incident to anyone'. But she went ahead and informed 'A'ishah. The Prophet, Allah bless him and give him peace, decided not to go to his wives for a month. He stayed away from them twenty nine days when Allah, glorious and exalted is He, revealed (O Prophet! Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee, seeking to please thy wives?)
@AmdanAbla99 sorry buddy i caught your lie. Hafsah WAS HIS WIFE. A muslim. the whole thing is actually about her feeding him honey and so he spent a little more time with Hafsah over Aisha to finish the honey so he said sorry to Aisha and he would not drink honey again. The Ayah is talking to him about forbiding himself from honey and it says why forbid yourself to which is lawful? Sorry but your a liar.
@NocriZle Now I understand you are very young and not well informed on the matter.You are not to be blamed.Shame on those who fooled you with lies.Lets see what hadith sais:
(1)
Sahih Al-Bukhari
Volume 6, Book 60, Number 434:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Allah's Apostle used to drink honey in the house of Zainab, the daughter of Jahsh, and would stay there with her. So Hafsa and I agreed secretly that, if he come to either of us, she would say to him. "It seems you have eaten Maghafir
(2) (a kind of bad-smelling resin), for I smell in you the smell of Maghafir," (We did so) and he replied. "No, but I was drinking honey in the house of Zainab, the daughter of Jahsh, and I shall never take it again. I have taken an oath as to that, and you should not tell anybody about it."
Now let see what is Quran telling?
66:3(At-Tahrim)
And whenthe prophet told one of his wives(ONE OF HIS WIVES:that was Hafsa) something in secret.So when she disclosed it to another wife(Aisha)
This video unlike many of the other ones that you do, was not as biased and judgemental. This tell us the message in a clean a respectful way without creating tension between other people. Keep uploading videos the way you did with this one.
@albin01111 Nope, but because most young people think they can do whatever they want. Happy slapping, rape, school shootings, bullying, murder, theft, robbery, disrespecting the elderly, entitlement complex and a lot worse.
@WarrenEdwardBuffet first of all none of those are unique to young people, also by generalising the entire population below the age of 18 in this way shows how ignorant you are. I'm not sure what country you live in, but obviously you have no idea what the majority of young people do or get up to. The only reason you have that opinion is because you've either had a bad experience or your suckling from the teat of the main stream media, which enjoy bashing teenagers.
It makes me laugh whenever you say: "the prophet Mohammed peace be upon him" really fast because it seems like you're just going to say "the prophet Mohammad" and then you rememb
Even the prophet knew, that your precious faggot (Allah) won't bring you anything if you're just good people and believe in him
Thundercatz0r 9 months ago
@Thundercatz0r why should he give us food just for believing in him?
sjjumani 6 months ago
@sjjumani If there actually was a god, he could at least save all the good, honest, hard working people and help them when they need it. This is where your little fairytale fails.
Thundercatz0r 6 months ago
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sjjumani 6 months ago
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sjjumani 6 months ago
@sjjumani What about good, hard working people that get killed for no reason? There are certainly a LOT of cases like that. But then you dumb religious people say "god works in mysterious ways".
THAT'S BULLSHIT. You have no idea how funny, absurd and CHILDISH your religions look.
Thundercatz0r 6 months ago
@Thundercatz0r sorry i didnt got your point clearly..so please just point out that kind of case and let me see what exactly are you talking about..
sjjumani 6 months ago
Hardly working, like you.
TheDarklord0211 10 months ago
LOLOL "vat vat vat?! it time for drink tea now?" PMSL :')
Tozzlez 1 year ago 3
your videos are only are not only entertaining, creative, have a good cause, teach others abou islam but they are also very inspiring. you inspire people to actually do something usefull to this religon
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sadgreen 1 year ago
@sadgreen Sounds like you are looking for a dominatrix. Wrong site buddy.
anestis1971 11 months ago
@anestis1971 On the other hand, I take it back, no human is dominating me... Actually what I meant was not dominating wife, but whatever. Im removing the embarrassing previous post
sadgreen 11 months ago
I'm surprised at how many folks don't realise he is taking the piss.
It's called satirical humour.
Reminds me of Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, actor, and writer who is most widely known for his portrayal of three unorthodox fictitious characters Ali G, Borat and Brüno
Very well done ;-)
Quiltinguk 1 year ago
THUMBS UP IF QwertyfshagWilliamJohnson BROUGHT YOU HERE!
Muslim88Proud 1 year ago
darn it!! gotta get off of the internet and do my work thanks for reminding me.
i like your vidoes, they're influential and entertaining Mashallah =)
hogwartshooked19 1 year ago 2
I like your videos very much because it teaches us how did our prophet live
TheAbdo1999 1 year ago
MashaAllah! You could be A sheikh!
CamXCord2 1 year ago
QS 66. 3 The prophet had trusted some of his wives with a certain statement, then one of them spread it, and GOD let him know about it. He then informed his wife of part of the issue, and disregarded part. She asked him, "Who informed you of this?" He said, "I was informed by the Omniscient, Most Cognizant."
vepopyeye 1 year ago
Awesome.The world does not know what it is missing.Hadiths. It should be written in gold.
4violet44 1 year ago
love u bro
MadnanSS 1 year ago
0:38 I want to see more of KOLAD :P
mylesbradley1234 1 year ago
How much I love you my prophet <3 when i hear his name i find tears on my eyes ,what do you feel when you know that God told him to have some rest when he(the mercy for mankind) got his legs swollen from too much work during the day and worship throughout the night.....
@AmdanAbla99
Animals like you should not be here .....indeed people like you are just stinky,piece of shit !!!
sweetkittensarah21 1 year ago
@sweetkittensarah21 Thank you my dear !
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
Muhammad used to work hard ! OK.What was his job?After marrying rich widow businesswoman Khadija,what he did? When he proclaimed he was a prophete,he was penniless.What happened to the wealth of Khadija? Why the fuck he owned countless slaves,servants,concubines? He was cutting wood! Are you sure he`snt got caught on some inappropriete business in the wood (which he was notorious about.Not to mention SEX SEX SEX)
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
@AmdanAbla99 there were no comcubines, he was always spreading the message and going around talking to people all day which is the job of a prophet. He helped build buildings. And his wifes money went to the poor people. People always gave him things and he always just gave it to the poor. I don't know what cutting wood means and what it refers to. What you say is just abunch of fear mongering
NocriZle 1 year ago
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@NocriZle Oh really ?
YUSUFALI:33-50 O Prophet! We have made lawful to thee thy wives to whom thou hast paid their dowers; and those whom thy right hand possesses out of the prisoners of war whom Allah has assigned to thee
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
@NocriZle “The Messenger of Allah entered the house of Hafsah along with the mother of his son, Mariyah. When Hafsah found him with her [in an intimate moment], she said: 'Why did you bring her in my house? You did this to me, to the exception of all your wives, only because I am too insignificant to you'. He said to her: 'Do not mention this to 'A'ishah; she is forbidden for me [i.e. Mariyah] if I ever touch her'. Hafsah said: 'How could she be forbidden for you when she is your slave girl?'
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
@AmdanAbla99 That was a BS out of place Hadith show me where it is
NocriZle 1 year ago
@NocriZle I am giving 3 tafsirs of Surah Tahrim,Ayah-1.
(1)
* تفسير Tafsir al-Jalalayn
O Prophet! Why do you prohibit what God has made lawful for you, in terms of your Coptic handmaiden Māriya — when he lay with her in the house of Hafsa, who had been away, but who upon returning [and finding out] became upset by the fact that this had taken place in her own house and on her own bed — by saying, ‘She is unlawful for me!’, seeking, by making her unlawful [for you], to please your wives?
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
(2)
* تفسير Tanwîr al-Miqbâs min Tafsîr Ibn ‘Abbâs
on the authority of Ibn 'Abbas that he said regarding the interpretation of Allah's saying (O Prophet!):. (Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee) i.e. marrying Maria the Copt, the Mother of Ibrahim; that is because he had forbidden himself from marrying her, (seeking to please thy wives) seeking the pleasure of your wives 'A'ishah and Hafsah by forbidding yourself from marrying Maria the Copt?
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
(3)
* تفسير Asbab Al-Nuzul by Al-Wahidi
(O Prophet! Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee…) [66:1]. Muhammad ibn Mansur al-Tusi informed us> 'Ali ibn 'Umar ibn Mahdi> al-Husayn ibn Isma'il al-Mahamili> 'Abd Allah ibn Shabib> Ishaq ibn Muhammad> 'Abd Allah ibn 'Umar> Abu'l-Nadr, the client of 'Umar ibn 'Abd Allah> 'Ali ibn 'Abbas> Ibn 'Abbas> 'Umar who said:
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
(4)
“The Messenger of Allah, Allah bless him and give him peace, entered the house of Hafsah along with the mother of his son, Mariyah. When Hafsah found him with her [in an intimate moment], she said: 'Why did you bring her in my house? You did this to me, to the exception of all your wives, only because I am too insignificant to you'. He said to her: 'Do not mention this to 'A'ishah; she is forbidden for me [i.e. Mariyah] if I ever touch her'.
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
(5)
Hafsah said: 'How could she be forbidden for you when she is your slave girl?' He then said: 'Do not mention this incident to anyone'. But she went ahead and informed 'A'ishah. The Prophet, Allah bless him and give him peace, decided not to go to his wives for a month. He stayed away from them twenty nine days when Allah, glorious and exalted is He, revealed (O Prophet! Why bannest thou that which Allah hath made lawful for thee, seeking to please thy wives?)
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
@AmdanAbla99 sorry buddy i caught your lie. Hafsah WAS HIS WIFE. A muslim. the whole thing is actually about her feeding him honey and so he spent a little more time with Hafsah over Aisha to finish the honey so he said sorry to Aisha and he would not drink honey again. The Ayah is talking to him about forbiding himself from honey and it says why forbid yourself to which is lawful? Sorry but your a liar.
NocriZle 1 year ago
@NocriZle Now I understand you are very young and not well informed on the matter.You are not to be blamed.Shame on those who fooled you with lies.Lets see what hadith sais:
(1)
Sahih Al-Bukhari
Volume 6, Book 60, Number 434:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Allah's Apostle used to drink honey in the house of Zainab, the daughter of Jahsh, and would stay there with her. So Hafsa and I agreed secretly that, if he come to either of us, she would say to him. "It seems you have eaten Maghafir
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
(2) (a kind of bad-smelling resin), for I smell in you the smell of Maghafir," (We did so) and he replied. "No, but I was drinking honey in the house of Zainab, the daughter of Jahsh, and I shall never take it again. I have taken an oath as to that, and you should not tell anybody about it."
Now let see what is Quran telling?
66:3(At-Tahrim)
And whenthe prophet told one of his wives(ONE OF HIS WIVES:that was Hafsa) something in secret.So when she disclosed it to another wife(Aisha)
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
(3)
The Quran already tells us the secret given by Muhammad to ONE wife but hadith tells plot is planned by TWO WIVES.
Did you get it? Never mind !!!
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
@AmdanAbla99
Can u tell the difference between Quran and Hadiths?
It seems that you got it all mixed up.
vepopyeye 1 year ago
@vepopyeye Its always wise to read the entire argument first .
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
@AmdanAbla99
I don't have to read all your posts here.
Some have already give away the clue of your confusion.
vepopyeye 1 year ago
@vepopyeye And you are wrong.
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
thank you
anathaki 1 year ago
@qwertyfshag You gotta answer this question because its driving me Mad.......are you are JEW.Because you sure do look like one.
heimdall46 1 year ago
@heimdall46 he is a Muslim and by the way does it matter?
NocriZle 1 year ago
@NocriZle Nooo i meant ethnicity not religion.If he is not a jew,then there is something seriously wrong with his face.Im telling you,he's a jew.
heimdall46 1 year ago
good job brother.
you should concentrate doing this kind of video too often.
teach the masses what Islam has to offer - everything is good.
vepopyeye 1 year ago
good job, nice advice video, better than just the joke videos, though those are funny too
Newf2islam 1 year ago
Excellent video, funny, clear and concise
SirQubit 1 year ago
Great lesson on Umar r.a. story. Keep uploading bro =)
thehelper173 1 year ago
Wait. Is this Satire?
Eaglesfaninca 1 year ago
@Eaglesfaninca
not this one
Newf2islam 1 year ago
ooo yeah omer just love to beat and flog (even kill at times) people for petty reseaons....
franzxxxx 1 year ago
@franzxxxx I think you could use a good beating from time to time.
initialdrift86 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@franzxxxx Like his own son
AmdanAbla99 1 year ago
Very Good lesson may Allah bless you
FATAL12SKILLZ 1 year ago
This video unlike many of the other ones that you do, was not as biased and judgemental. This tell us the message in a clean a respectful way without creating tension between other people. Keep uploading videos the way you did with this one.
456704 1 year ago
Young people nowadays do need a good beating with a stick once in a while, to put some sense into them. Agree? THUMBS UP!
WarrenEdwardBuffet 1 year ago 17
@WarrenEdwardBuffet
because the Koran teaches you hurt somebody who doesn't behave like you want them to? I dont think so,
albin01111 11 months ago
@albin01111 Nope, but because most young people think they can do whatever they want. Happy slapping, rape, school shootings, bullying, murder, theft, robbery, disrespecting the elderly, entitlement complex and a lot worse.
WarrenEdwardBuffet 11 months ago
@WarrenEdwardBuffet first of all none of those are unique to young people, also by generalising the entire population below the age of 18 in this way shows how ignorant you are. I'm not sure what country you live in, but obviously you have no idea what the majority of young people do or get up to. The only reason you have that opinion is because you've either had a bad experience or your suckling from the teat of the main stream media, which enjoy bashing teenagers.
albin01111 11 months ago
@WarrenEdwardBuffet Uh, just because were more awesome then you old fucks does not mean we need a beating.
TheDarklord0211 10 months ago
@WarrenEdwardBuffet i should hit you with a stick
SC2SR 9 months ago
@WarrenEdwardBuffet And a good stoning will teach them to believe in Allah
Thundercatz0r 6 months ago
It makes me laugh whenever you say: "the prophet Mohammed peace be upon him" really fast because it seems like you're just going to say "the prophet Mohammad" and then you rememb
06stephend 1 year ago
u r the best, bro.
fbf1451 1 year ago 2
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fbf1451 1 year ago
Lol i just red that hiadith like a hour ago or so.
DonutEatingMachine 1 year ago 2
i love that story of umar ibn khitab (r.a)! i've heard it before.
thinker6236 1 year ago
Umar Alfaroq was a great man, taught by the greatest prophet (PBUH).
MrBeyourself1987 1 year ago
i liked this video ^_^
sum1unxpected 1 year ago 3
@qwertyfshag Just wondering...how did u come up with the name qwertyfshag?
TheGamer2OoO 1 year ago 2
Such a good lesson in 2mins!
YahyaSnow 1 year ago 7
Thank you!
qwertyfshag 1 year ago 3
hmmm ... can u provide reference to that story of Umar(rad)? ....
blackb3ard911 1 year ago
So true. Thank you brother. But now gtg I forgot that I have some important homework to do before commenting your video on youtube... :)
SharpenedSpirit 1 year ago
MashAllah brother very good and nice mesage , jazakAllah khayr .. i love your videos lol
wahabkorai28 1 year ago 5
thanks
qwertyfshag 1 year ago 2