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  • "Lhe victim died during sexual intercourse"

    "Looks like...."

    *Luts on sunglasses*

    "Death came first"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

  • "The victim was found dead with semen in her ear."

    "Looks like she..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "Heard him coming."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!

  • David Caruso is the best amazing actor ever!! :) love the liner when he put on his sunglasses.:)

  • I don't know why but I always find Emily/Calleigh's accent amusing.

  • "The victim was killed by a power drill straight through the brain."

    "Looks like this Guy..."

    *Puts on Sunglasses.*

    "....Got Screwed."

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH

  • "The victim was murdered in a pastry shop"

    "Well, looks like we...."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...are in for a treat"

    YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH

  • Horatio Cane with allergies.  Brilliant

  • they're so cute!

  • ''Horatio, this baker was found dead on the ground''

    ''Well looks like he''

    Sunglasses

    ''Did'nt cooked only cookies''

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • *Gets up from guy with burned face*

    "Well it looks like he..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Couldn't take the heat."

  • *Rises from dead guy slumped over laptop*

    "Yahoo! said he needed no more than eight characters for a password...and he chose..."

    *Puts on shades*

    "...Snow White and the Seven Dwarves".

    YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  • I think David Caruso/Horatio Caine knows how to put his sunglasses on.....like a boss he was! LOL! XD

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  • Sir! a man was found dead with a 2x4 in his pants!

    Well it looks like he

    *puts on shades*

    Had wood.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHH

  • Sir, Hittler was found trapped in a van with some dead babies

    "Well...."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "uhhhh..... i gues-

    YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHH

  • YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHH!

  • Omg I LOVE Jon Togo!!

  • ahaha "this is Horatio Caine with allergies"

  • I can't imagine CSI-Miami without David Caruso . Best actor ever

  • @bboop31 You mean over exaggerating......

  • i loved that hahahahahaa

  • David Causo is a AMANZING Actor LT.Horatio Caine is AMANZING

  • The allergy impression has me laughing so hard.

  • I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

    Horatio!!!!!! David Caruso if I spelled that right. I drop everything to watch CSI Miami. Even the repeats!

  • Hoaratio, we found the victim, he's not breathing...

    "Well I guess he's...

    *puts on shades"

    ...dead"

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ha

  • Emily Procter is hot as HELL!

  • "The Victim was found with a noose around his neck"

    "Then I guess the Killer..."

    *Puts on sunglasses

    "Left Him Hanging"

    YEEEAAAAAHHHYEEHYEEHYEAHHHH

  • "H, the victim was a Slovakian female, the murder had cut her in half."

    "Looks like the killer..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "Wanted to split the Czech."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHH

  • Horatio, a women was found suffocated while giving a blow job. What's your verdict?

    "looks like the women..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "had it cumming."

    Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!

  • YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!­­!!

  • "H, the women we found turned out to be a man."

    Well i guess she...

    *puts on glasses*

    never,mind

    YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH­HHH!!!

  • omg emily proctor haha OF COURSE, OF COURSE

  • Wolfe: "The victim came from Vegas."

    *Sunglasses*

    Cane: "He couldn't handle the white-collar crime."

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  • The victim was raped, dismembered, and hanged inside the elevator.

    Hmm... That's just wrong...

    sunglasses

    On so many levels.

    YYYYEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • The reporter did the best impression :P

  • @MissLindeza lol, thats what I was thinking! She did it right. Everyone else kinda had their own style.

  • Horatio, 76 People Were Found Murdered

    "Well I guess that..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "They have no sense of humor"

  • Hahaha!

    Jonathan Togo: I'm going to get in so much trouble for this -looks behind- this is CBS so I can't really get in trouble

    I love him! :D

  • LMAO I love how Rex totally misses when he puts on the glasses XD

  • "H, our suspect... raped a fellow male in the chip shop!?"

    "Well I Guess He Like's...

    (*Puts Shades On*)

    "

    The Smell of Battered Sausage"

  • The victim was repeatedly stabbed through the throat with scissors and then had her larynx crushed with a powerful kick. She died of asphyxiation when a 3-foot rubber dildo was forced down her trachea.

    Well then, I guess our killer...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...is a real pain in the neck.

    YYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  • Horatio. People say Michael Jackson was murdered by his doctor!

    Well, looks like he was hit by...

    *Sunglasses*

    A Smooth Criminal

  • "Horatio, the killer was affiliated with a group known as the 'Autobots' "

    "Well then i guess he is..."

    (puts on sunglasses)

    "The prime suspect"

  • sorry but all those impressions were awful

  • 'Horatio, it's Amy Winehouse. We suspect she died of an overdose.'

    'Well it looks like they tried to make her go to rehab...'

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    '... but she said no, no, no.'

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAH!!

  • @aglassofsampayne - Was that really necessary?

  • @Beccaa413 Maybe not entirely, but it was a joke.

  • @aglassofsampayne too soon......

  • Lol, the reporter did the best one out of the lot XD

  • @TyneGibbs12 - Because she probably practised it over and over xD

  • Horatio, the victim was found crushed by a giant, model Grammophone Disc!

    Well, I guess the disc wasn't...

    *Sunglasses*

    As big as the Beatles.

    YEAH.

  • @TheLollerfish ........

  • @bjdamob I know. I'm a terrible person that made a terrible joke and I should die terribly in a terrible fire.

  • 2:04 xD

  • We found him with 3 bullet holes

    Well it...*puts on glasses*

    Really stinks by him.

    YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH*cough*HH­HHH!!!

  • For A thumbs up...Looks like I need to...

    (puts on glasses)

    say something witty

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA­AAAAAAA!!

  • haha koreckt en horatio is en besten 

  • "Horatio, we found the dead diver in a biker club!"

    "Well I guess he..."

    *puts on glasses*

    "...was a fish out of water."

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

  • Sir, we found the victim with semen in her ear.

    Well it looks like she..

    *puts on glasses*

    ..heard him coming.

    YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @lukee349

    I spit out my limonade because of you

  • Jim Carrey is a fucking god xD i love him <3

  • "sir the victim was found with a slit throat in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant."

    "well it looks like he...."

    *raises sunglasses and pokes self in the eye*

    "AHH DAMN SON OF A-"

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

  • Random guy- "there was semen found in the victims mouth". Horatio- "well the truth is always *puts sunglasses on* hard to swallow. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

  • Lol! Tripp looks like he is being Horatio after a mild stroke!

  • "Horatio, the victim was found dead with semen in his mouth."

    "Well, i guess the truth is always..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "... hard to swallow."

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "Sir, everyone is recycling that peanut butter joke on CSI: Miami One Liners videos."

    "Looks like that joke..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...is spreading thin."

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

  • @mrcharm69 LOL!

  • When Emily Procter was doing the Horatio Caine impression, she sort of looked like Celine Dion.... o.o

  • "H, the dead body was found next to a journal with urine on it."

    H: "Now that's what I call..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "... Yellow journalism..."

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHH

  • Horatio, Michael Jackson died of a heart attack.

    "well it looks like his heart"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "couln't beat it"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

  • "Sir, all the viagra was stolen."

    "Well it looks like we're..."

    *puts on sunglasses"

    "...after a bunch of hardened criminals."

  • We found this person with a cut on his cheek

    Well he...

    *drops sunglasses*

    Fu-

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • hahahahaha. funny vid and comments :D

  • Lmao the comments on here!

  • "in soviet russia"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "sunglasses put on you"

    YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!­!!!!!!!

  • @xLoB63x Lmao what?

  • 'Horatio, this man was split in half'

    'Looks like he's...'

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    'Twice the man he was before.'

    YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH­­H!

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  • sir we've found Neil Patrcik Harris's body

    Horatio: "well i gues he...

    *shades*

    ... didnt suit up"

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

  • "Horatio, here's your doughnut."

    "Thank....

    *puts on sunglasses*

    ...you"

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

  • "Horatio, the victim was holding a deck of cards by the dock"

    "3 Jacks. Looks like he needed to

    *puts on sunglasses*

    go fish."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!­!

  • I've always been into astronomy...

    [takes off glasses]

    but I've never seen Uranus.

    [Put glasses back on, tilts head and walks away dramatically]

  • "LeBron James was found dead inside the garage of his house, burned alive."

    "It's obvious. It looks to me like he..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...just couldn't take the heat."

    YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  • "It looks like he simply choked to death on a chicken bone."

    "On the contrary. What we have here is a case..."

    *sunglasses*

    "...of murder most fowl."

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • "It's pollen season."

    *cocks head to the side*

    "Ragweed."

    ROFL

  • Why wouldn't that reporter dip outta frame in the last scene? She just stands there! hahahah

  • "The deceased prostitute was found with semen in her right ear."

    "Then I guess she..."

    (Puts on sunglasses)

    "...heard him cumming."

    YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • jonathan togo's one was so hilarious! I was laughing so hard! ....ragweed...

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  • "Rebecca Black was just kidnapped!"

    "She didn't get the front or back seat"

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "She got the trunk"

    YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

  • those are cool, but this one almost killed me:

    "Merry..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...Christmas."

    YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!

  • Togo's was hilarious. xD

  • Tracy Smith was the best in my opinion....

  • -Do you have one?

    -AVCOURSE!

    -Can you do it for me?

    -AVCOURSE!!

  • i made it myself:

    'Horatio what a fuck, man! You've already put two pairs of your glasses on, are you insane?'

    "Fffff...

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    ...uck...

    YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • 2:05 LOLLLL

  • "The victim was on his way for class, when suddenly an arrow drilled his forehead"

    "Well i guess..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "robin hood is back in town"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!!

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  • "sir, a baker was found murdered and we found 2 million dollars in the back of his shop"

    "well..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "that's a lot of dough"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • "My cock is 2 inches...."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "...From the ground!"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  • Jonathan Togo ROCKS!! x''D "this is Horatio with allergies" x3 LOOL

  • "H, we found him with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."

    "Looks like our victim was..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "...FUCKING NUTS!"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @pincam this one's da best i've seen so far...

  • check out the Horatio Caine Drinking Game on facebook. PEACE.

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU LOOK AT CIS:MIAMI NOW!!!!!

  • "Horatio. the news came in that michael jackson dies of a heart attack."

    "Well....I guess his heart.....Couldnt Beat It"

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HH!!!

  • "the victim was found with his entire left side split off, horatio!"

    "well i guess this means.."

    *sunglasses*

    "he's all right now."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  • H, it looks like Rick from Pawn Stars is the victim!

    It looks like

    *glasses*

    i've to call a buddy on this

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAA­AAAAAAAAH

  • Sir we found out that this guy choked on a piece of meat when he won a jackpot in the casino!

    -Well I guess...

    *glasses*

    the steaks were pretty high

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH

  • "It looks like they dumped his body in the marshlands sometime around last night. All he had on him was his briefcase"

    "Well it looks like this businessman..."

    *Glasses*

    "...was swamped."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHH­HHHHHH

  • was it murder

    *pokes himself in the eye*

    YYYEAAAAH!!!

  • "A clown was found dead and raped near McDonalds."

    Well i guess u can say

    *puts on glasses*

    "He fucking loved it"

    YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!­!!!

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  • "Horatio, Charlie Sheen is dead."

    "Well, it looks like he's..."

    *shades*

    not winning."

    YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!

  • I absolutly love ryan!

  • HAHAHA gotta love ryan :D

  • "The victim was found with a Rolex watch in his ass"

    "Well I guess........"

    *puts on shades*

    .".....his time was up......."

    YYYEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Duh duh!

  • Verry funy

  • @MsMontageMaster, shit thats freaky lol

  • 0:28 - Ghost pole!

  • "Hey Horatio, where were you?"

    "I was..."

    *Sunglasses*

    "...somewhere else."

  • *Horatio views a naked, bloody, apparently dead, man lying in the bathtub.*

    "Looks like he...

    *Glasses*

    ...'s dead."

    YEEAAAH!

  • "Horatio, a blind woman's body was found in the alley at 4 am this morning."

    "Well, this one's a real heart breaker because...

    *sunglasses*

    ...she never saw it coming."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHH­HHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Kev95682 LMAO

  • hahahHA! LMAO wow i'm sorry but the reporter had one of the best impersonations, lol. not forgetting to mention "Horation Caine with allergies"

  • @KatoomDriver17 ROTFLMAO!!!

  • LMAO!!!!

  • 'Horatio, it's Charlie Sheen. He appears to have overdosed.'

    "Well then, it appears he had enough..."

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "...for two and a half men."

    YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

  • @KatoomDriver17 Be original...

  • @KatoomDriver17 LMFAO

  • @KatoomDriver17 omg that was halarious. You should make a parody script.

  • CSi Miami is very nice

  • CSI Miami is very nice

    \

  • "H, the would-be robbers were hiding behind their getaway van before it suddenly exploded. They were dead before they even had a chance to hit the bank."

    Well it looks like...

    *Puts sunglasses on*

    ...Their cover was blown.

    YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­­­HHHH!!!!!!!

  • Horation Caine is now doing commercials:

    "It seems like Nationwide...

    *puts on glasses*

    ...is on your side."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  • They suck... H is the best !!! :D

  • The eclipse is upon us brother

    *puts on glasses*

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

    Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!

  • so funny!!!

  • what is this...

    *shades*

    ...i dont even.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHwait what?

  • It look like that I

    (put on sunglasses)

    ..can't come up with anything

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HH!!!!!!!!

  • I'm going to try this and see if it works. I know it's retarted but hey who cares!

    Foresnic person: Caine we just did a test on the boy, and he is your son.

    Horatio: I knew I should of....

    *puts on the JUSTICE SHADES*

    Horatio: Used the damn condom.

    YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

  • "Two boys were found electrocuted at their computer!"

    "Well it looks like...."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "They were on a shock site."

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­HHHHHHHH!!!!

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  • The glasses is the key of awesomeness!

  • Eva Larue just made it hot

  • The impersonations by the posters ( puts on sunglasses ) are real good .

  • Sir, Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers were found killed all shot in the foreheads in a back alley...

    Well I think...

    sunglasses

    ..the case is closed..!

    YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH...­......

  • Oh God his glases are from Woodstock time. HOratio come over I'll grant you the new, up to date, ones. LOL LOL

    Oh, but those may be specal agents X-ray sunglasess he's wearin.

    Hmm....

    I wander why his eyes look so tired when he takes them off. An engima !

  • LOL

    "My name is Lynn. Rex Lynn."

    *Wears sunglasses.. to mouth*

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA­AAAHHHHHHHH

  • Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.

    *Wears sunglasses*

    Prepare to die

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH­H

  • I like his voice :DDD

  • Horatio, someone blew up the sunglasses store.

    -Well, it seems that I...

    *crickets chirping*

    ...

    *world as we know it ends*

  • So it seems...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    that someone murdered this guy

    *everyone stares*

    What? They can't all be gems!

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH

  • "Horatio, the Icecream salesman was found dead after being shoved down a steep cliff"

    "It seems like he...

    *Sun glasses*

    ... Travelled on a rocky road"

    YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • The first one woudlve been awesome

  • "Sir, Justin Beiber's been found shot dead."

    "Well I guess he..."

    *Puts on sunglasses*

    "...Won't be having a Baby any time soon."

    YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "The victim was killed at a local McDonalds."

    Well, I guess...

    *puts on sunglasses*

    "He didn't have a very happy meal."

    YEEAAAAAAH!

  • @TimothyParadox1 That's genious.