The victim was repeatedly stabbed through the throat with scissors and then had her larynx crushed with a powerful kick. She died of asphyxiation when a 3-foot rubber dildo was forced down her trachea.
Random guy- "there was semen found in the victims mouth". Horatio- "well the truth is always *puts sunglasses on* hard to swallow. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
"H, the would-be robbers were hiding behind their getaway van before it suddenly exploded. They were dead before they even had a chance to hit the bank."
"Lhe victim died during sexual intercourse"
"Looks like...."
*Luts on sunglasses*
"Death came first"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
TarikProductions 2 weeks ago 2
"The victim was found dead with semen in her ear."
"Looks like she..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Heard him coming."
YEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!
AznnBoii 3 weeks ago 2
David Caruso is the best amazing actor ever!! :) love the liner when he put on his sunglasses.:)
macy09867 1 month ago
I don't know why but I always find Emily/Calleigh's accent amusing.
crazypianolady 1 month ago
"The victim was killed by a power drill straight through the brain."
"Looks like this Guy..."
*Puts on Sunglasses.*
"....Got Screwed."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
Darkazure456 1 month ago
"The victim was murdered in a pastry shop"
"Well, looks like we...."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...are in for a treat"
YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
kiketupai 1 month ago 6
Horatio Cane with allergies. Brilliant
originalhellchild 2 months ago
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"Sir what are you gonna do next?"
"Well Officer I'm gonna put on my sunglasses"
Puts on Sunglasses
"Then walk away"
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
marem19 2 months ago
they're so cute!
shiang750905 2 months ago
''Horatio, this baker was found dead on the ground''
''Well looks like he''
Sunglasses
''Did'nt cooked only cookies''
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
TheSovietdino 2 months ago
*Gets up from guy with burned face*
"Well it looks like he..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Couldn't take the heat."
iknownothing34 2 months ago 3
*Rises from dead guy slumped over laptop*
"Yahoo! said he needed no more than eight characters for a password...and he chose..."
*Puts on shades*
"...Snow White and the Seven Dwarves".
YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
RedJoe10 2 months ago
I think David Caruso/Horatio Caine knows how to put his sunglasses on.....like a boss he was! LOL! XD
Fanofcartoons1994 3 months ago
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Fanofcartoons1994 3 months ago
Sir! a man was found dead with a 2x4 in his pants!
Well it looks like he
*puts on shades*
Had wood.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
N1L8 3 months ago
Sir, Hittler was found trapped in a van with some dead babies
"Well...."
*puts on sunglasses*
"uhhhh..... i gues-
YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DrSuperGood 3 months ago 2
YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
beatle11 3 months ago
Omg I LOVE Jon Togo!!
bdk1718 3 months ago
ahaha "this is Horatio Caine with allergies"
Mrstwilightsagalover 3 months ago
I can't imagine CSI-Miami without David Caruso . Best actor ever
bboop31 3 months ago
@bboop31 You mean over exaggerating......
Metalunited101 3 months ago
i loved that hahahahahaa
Youseekerofcum 3 months ago
David Causo is a AMANZING Actor LT.Horatio Caine is AMANZING
HoratiocsiCaine 3 months ago
The allergy impression has me laughing so hard.
Mie2Cents 3 months ago
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Horatio!!!!!! David Caruso if I spelled that right. I drop everything to watch CSI Miami. Even the repeats!
Mie2Cents 3 months ago
Hoaratio, we found the victim, he's not breathing...
"Well I guess he's...
*puts on shades"
...dead"
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
Hellwyck 3 months ago 3
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
How2dostuff13 4 months ago
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Lord Caine a corpseth foundeth with yonder chicks!
It seems to be... *puts on Plano Convex Lenses*
Murder most fowl....
VERILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!
dredful00 4 months ago
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Lord Caine a corpseth foundeth with yonder chicks!
It seems to be... *puts on Plano Convex Lenses*
Murder most fowl....
VERILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
dredful00 4 months ago
Emily Procter is hot as HELL!
coldstaind91 4 months ago 8
"The Victim was found with a noose around his neck"
"Then I guess the Killer..."
*Puts on sunglasses
"Left Him Hanging"
YEEEAAAAAHHHYEEHYEEHYEAHHHH
RoGQuizzno 4 months ago 6
"H, the victim was a Slovakian female, the murder had cut her in half."
"Looks like the killer..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Wanted to split the Czech."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
MrSterlingHarris 4 months ago 13
Horatio, a women was found suffocated while giving a blow job. What's your verdict?
"looks like the women..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"had it cumming."
Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!
Lightingbolt008 4 months ago
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
bobobobob777 4 months ago
"H, the women we found turned out to be a man."
Well i guess she...
*puts on glasses*
never,mind
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
LalaSr17 5 months ago 2
omg emily proctor haha OF COURSE, OF COURSE
HyperActive1OO 5 months ago
Wolfe: "The victim came from Vegas."
*Sunglasses*
Cane: "He couldn't handle the white-collar crime."
Philip3119 5 months ago
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Philip3119 5 months ago
The victim was raped, dismembered, and hanged inside the elevator.
Hmm... That's just wrong...
sunglasses
On so many levels.
YYYYEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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"Looks like the sun's out."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"That's better."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Sliceofpow 5 months ago 2
The reporter did the best impression :P
MissLindeza 5 months ago
@MissLindeza lol, thats what I was thinking! She did it right. Everyone else kinda had their own style.
xXKhaoticRinoXx 4 months ago
Horatio, 76 People Were Found Murdered
"Well I guess that..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"They have no sense of humor"
qazzes56 6 months ago 9
Hahaha!
Jonathan Togo: I'm going to get in so much trouble for this -looks behind- this is CBS so I can't really get in trouble
I love him! :D
TeamxXSalvatore 6 months ago 4
LMAO I love how Rex totally misses when he puts on the glasses XD
colesp101 6 months ago 8
"H, our suspect... raped a fellow male in the chip shop!?"
"Well I Guess He Like's...
(*Puts Shades On*)
"
The Smell of Battered Sausage"
GoldVeteran 6 months ago 2
The victim was repeatedly stabbed through the throat with scissors and then had her larynx crushed with a powerful kick. She died of asphyxiation when a 3-foot rubber dildo was forced down her trachea.
Well then, I guess our killer...
*puts on sunglasses*
...is a real pain in the neck.
YYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kuupoju 6 months ago 4
Horatio. People say Michael Jackson was murdered by his doctor!
Well, looks like he was hit by...
*Sunglasses*
A Smooth Criminal
Theninja347 6 months ago 10
"Horatio, the killer was affiliated with a group known as the 'Autobots' "
"Well then i guess he is..."
(puts on sunglasses)
"The prime suspect"
SatanTheGreat666 6 months ago 9
sorry but all those impressions were awful
jokivich55 6 months ago
'Horatio, it's Amy Winehouse. We suspect she died of an overdose.'
'Well it looks like they tried to make her go to rehab...'
*Puts on sunglasses*
'... but she said no, no, no.'
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
aglassofsampayne 6 months ago 4
@aglassofsampayne - Was that really necessary?
Beccaa413 6 months ago
@Beccaa413 Maybe not entirely, but it was a joke.
aglassofsampayne 6 months ago
@aglassofsampayne too soon......
beccaboomhouer 6 months ago
Lol, the reporter did the best one out of the lot XD
TyneGibbs12 6 months ago
@TyneGibbs12 - Because she probably practised it over and over xD
Beccaa413 6 months ago
Horatio, the victim was found crushed by a giant, model Grammophone Disc!
Well, I guess the disc wasn't...
*Sunglasses*
As big as the Beatles.
YEAH.
TheLollerfish 6 months ago
@TheLollerfish ........
bjdamob 6 months ago
@bjdamob I know. I'm a terrible person that made a terrible joke and I should die terribly in a terrible fire.
TheLollerfish 6 months ago
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F: this dead guy has better sunglasses than you
H:Well...actually"
*puts on dead guy's sunglasses*
H: "He doesn't"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
cuteygal123 6 months ago 3
2:04 xD
kriszium 6 months ago
We found him with 3 bullet holes
Well it...*puts on glasses*
Really stinks by him.
YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH*cough*HHHHH!!!
NoLaNpR8 6 months ago
For A thumbs up...Looks like I need to...
(puts on glasses)
say something witty
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!
TheAgentAssassin 6 months ago in playlist TV Stuff 10
haha koreckt en horatio is en besten
spawn3er 6 months ago
"Horatio, we found the dead diver in a biker club!"
"Well I guess he..."
*puts on glasses*
"...was a fish out of water."
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
syvergutten 6 months ago
Sir, we found the victim with semen in her ear.
Well it looks like she..
*puts on glasses*
..heard him coming.
YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
lukee349 6 months ago 16
@lukee349
I spit out my limonade because of you
ninnypiggy 6 months ago
Jim Carrey is a fucking god xD i love him <3
Pr0n4x 6 months ago
"sir the victim was found with a slit throat in a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant."
"well it looks like he...."
*raises sunglasses and pokes self in the eye*
"AHH DAMN SON OF A-"
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
mariobrosfan1995 6 months ago 9
Random guy- "there was semen found in the victims mouth". Horatio- "well the truth is always *puts sunglasses on* hard to swallow. YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Foxtrot1213 6 months ago 2
Lol! Tripp looks like he is being Horatio after a mild stroke!
Lauranna 6 months ago
"Horatio, the victim was found dead with semen in his mouth."
"Well, i guess the truth is always..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"... hard to swallow."
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
xburstofsunshinex 6 months ago 3
"Sir, everyone is recycling that peanut butter joke on CSI: Miami One Liners videos."
"Looks like that joke..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...is spreading thin."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
mrcharm69 6 months ago 50
@mrcharm69 LOL!
FilipM1 6 months ago
When Emily Procter was doing the Horatio Caine impression, she sort of looked like Celine Dion.... o.o
MysteryJZ 6 months ago
"H, the dead body was found next to a journal with urine on it."
H: "Now that's what I call..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"... Yellow journalism..."
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Cuti3N3rDx 6 months ago 4
Horatio, Michael Jackson died of a heart attack.
"well it looks like his heart"
*puts on sunglasses*
"couln't beat it"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
AzariahKyras 6 months ago 14
"Sir, all the viagra was stolen."
"Well it looks like we're..."
*puts on sunglasses"
"...after a bunch of hardened criminals."
VelaToNorma7 7 months ago 9
We found this person with a cut on his cheek
Well he...
*drops sunglasses*
Fu-
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
teen3564 7 months ago
hahahahaha. funny vid and comments :D
natphin 7 months ago
Lmao the comments on here!
Pearlharbor350 7 months ago 3
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"My name's Bond, James Bond."
"You..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"Fu*k you..."
YYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
ljupcopetkovski1 7 months ago
"in soviet russia"
*puts on sunglasses*
"sunglasses put on you"
YYYYYYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
xLoB63x 7 months ago 9
@xLoB63x Lmao what?
p2pskaterboy14 7 months ago
'Horatio, this man was split in half'
'Looks like he's...'
*Puts on sunglasses*
'Twice the man he was before.'
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
lightfriar 7 months ago 17
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lightfriar 7 months ago
sir we've found Neil Patrcik Harris's body
Horatio: "well i gues he...
*shades*
... didnt suit up"
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
m1994z 7 months ago 12
"Horatio, here's your doughnut."
"Thank....
*puts on sunglasses*
...you"
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Nightwing20 7 months ago 16
"Horatio, the victim was holding a deck of cards by the dock"
"3 Jacks. Looks like he needed to
*puts on sunglasses*
go fish."
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
Nightwing20 7 months ago 9
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"Osama Bin Laden has been shot and killed in Abbottabad, Pakistan"
"Well..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...talk Abbottabad place to hide."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AnaDiLupis 7 months ago
I've always been into astronomy...
[takes off glasses]
but I've never seen Uranus.
[Put glasses back on, tilts head and walks away dramatically]
2046november 7 months ago
"LeBron James was found dead inside the garage of his house, burned alive."
"It's obvious. It looks to me like he..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...just couldn't take the heat."
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH
antisga 7 months ago 6
"It looks like he simply choked to death on a chicken bone."
"On the contrary. What we have here is a case..."
*sunglasses*
"...of murder most fowl."
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Kev95682 7 months ago 2
"It's pollen season."
*cocks head to the side*
"Ragweed."
ROFL
ParasiteQueen1 7 months ago
Why wouldn't that reporter dip outta frame in the last scene? She just stands there! hahahah
STEFNZDOYCH 7 months ago
"The deceased prostitute was found with semen in her right ear."
"Then I guess she..."
(Puts on sunglasses)
"...heard him cumming."
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
luv2swim999 7 months ago 146
jonathan togo's one was so hilarious! I was laughing so hard! ....ragweed...
IndieRokker321 7 months ago 4
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crooked859 7 months ago
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crooked859 7 months ago
"Rebecca Black was just kidnapped!"
"She didn't get the front or back seat"
*puts on sunglasses*
"She got the trunk"
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TheSexyModestGuy 7 months ago
those are cool, but this one almost killed me:
"Merry..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...Christmas."
YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
mitsuhiroarita 7 months ago 4
Togo's was hilarious. xD
TheBadAuntie 7 months ago
Tracy Smith was the best in my opinion....
axyflion 8 months ago
-Do you have one?
-AVCOURSE!
-Can you do it for me?
-AVCOURSE!!
godfather12m 8 months ago 16
i made it myself:
'Horatio what a fuck, man! You've already put two pairs of your glasses on, are you insane?'
"Fffff...
*Puts on sunglasses*
...uck...
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
everyoneSalegend 8 months ago
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"He was found with a bible shoved up his anus."
"Well..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"Holy shit!"
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
hejdu13337 8 months ago 10
2:05 LOLLLL
auliasoemantrihardjo 8 months ago 9
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"We found her dead with semen on her face"
"Well Frank, This looks like"
*puts on glasses*
" A sticky situation "
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
McLawlz 8 months ago
"The victim was on his way for class, when suddenly an arrow drilled his forehead"
"Well i guess..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"robin hood is back in town"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAH!!
umskyld 8 months ago
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umskyld 8 months ago
"sir, a baker was found murdered and we found 2 million dollars in the back of his shop"
"well..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"that's a lot of dough"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
michiganfan725 8 months ago 13
"My cock is 2 inches...."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...From the ground!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AwesomeChannelName 8 months ago 19
Jonathan Togo ROCKS!! x''D "this is Horatio with allergies" x3 LOOL
silleren 8 months ago
"H, we found him with his penis in a jar of peanut butter."
"Looks like our victim was..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...FUCKING NUTS!"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
pincam 8 months ago 271
@pincam this one's da best i've seen so far...
MrASquared100 8 months ago
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Would you suck my dick ? 2:13
Domineefrnkk 8 months ago
check out the Horatio Caine Drinking Game on facebook. PEACE.
HumbleHe 8 months ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU LOOK AT CIS:MIAMI NOW!!!!!
TheTryblade 9 months ago
"Horatio. the news came in that michael jackson dies of a heart attack."
"Well....I guess his heart.....Couldnt Beat It"
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
krisdamaan 9 months ago 17
"the victim was found with his entire left side split off, horatio!"
"well i guess this means.."
*sunglasses*
"he's all right now."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
boyeatworld 9 months ago 16
H, it looks like Rick from Pawn Stars is the victim!
It looks like
*glasses*
i've to call a buddy on this
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH
VeloLightX 9 months ago 4
Sir we found out that this guy choked on a piece of meat when he won a jackpot in the casino!
-Well I guess...
*glasses*
the steaks were pretty high
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
FireRunner905 9 months ago 15
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"Horatio we found semen in the peanutbutter jar!"
"mayby the victim...."
*sunglasses*
"was fucking nuts!"
mibboh2 9 months ago
"It looks like they dumped his body in the marshlands sometime around last night. All he had on him was his briefcase"
"Well it looks like this businessman..."
*Glasses*
"...was swamped."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH
jboris244 9 months ago 10
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There was some semen found in the victims mouth."
Sometimes the truth...
*Puts on sunglasses*
..Is hard to swallow.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!
MrDove93 9 months ago
was it murder
*pokes himself in the eye*
YYYEAAAAH!!!
crash6192 9 months ago 5
"A clown was found dead and raped near McDonalds."
Well i guess u can say
*puts on glasses*
"He fucking loved it"
YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
RasberryLova 9 months ago 6
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he was killed before he was done humping her
"Well, it looks like he's..."
*puts on glasses*
not cumming."
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!
FunnyBus3rd 9 months ago
"Horatio, Charlie Sheen is dead."
"Well, it looks like he's..."
*shades*
not winning."
YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!
silentxnight 9 months ago 5
I absolutly love ryan!
bdk1718 9 months ago
HAHAHA gotta love ryan :D
kokofokokopuffs 9 months ago
"The victim was found with a Rolex watch in his ass"
"Well I guess........"
*puts on shades*
.".....his time was up......."
YYYEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Duh duh!
misterviv1959 9 months ago 11
Verry funy
pcelica131 9 months ago
@MsMontageMaster, shit thats freaky lol
dfnhedtjhrfh 9 months ago
0:28 - Ghost pole!
MsMontageMaster 9 months ago 13
"Hey Horatio, where were you?"
"I was..."
*Sunglasses*
"...somewhere else."
PrimaveraPictures 9 months ago 5
*Horatio views a naked, bloody, apparently dead, man lying in the bathtub.*
"Looks like he...
*Glasses*
...'s dead."
YEEAAAH!
PrimaveraPictures 9 months ago 5
"Horatio, a blind woman's body was found in the alley at 4 am this morning."
"Well, this one's a real heart breaker because...
*sunglasses*
...she never saw it coming."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kev95682 9 months ago 15
@Kev95682 LMAO
AlexJohn117 9 months ago
hahahHA! LMAO wow i'm sorry but the reporter had one of the best impersonations, lol. not forgetting to mention "Horation Caine with allergies"
swidanza 9 months ago
@KatoomDriver17 ROTFLMAO!!!
cherrone86 9 months ago
LMAO!!!!
wonderdaylove 9 months ago
'Horatio, it's Charlie Sheen. He appears to have overdosed.'
"Well then, it appears he had enough..."
*puts on sunglasses*
"...for two and a half men."
YYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH
KatoomDriver17 10 months ago 278
@KatoomDriver17 Be original...
janjonasappel 9 months ago
@KatoomDriver17 LMFAO
LayzersX 6 months ago
@KatoomDriver17 omg that was halarious. You should make a parody script.
BrokenAtari 6 months ago
CSi Miami is very nice
IMBASIMA 10 months ago
CSI Miami is very nice
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IMBASIMA 10 months ago
"H, the would-be robbers were hiding behind their getaway van before it suddenly exploded. They were dead before they even had a chance to hit the bank."
Well it looks like...
*Puts sunglasses on*
...Their cover was blown.
YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
zankai4the1ending 10 months ago 9
Horation Caine is now doing commercials:
"It seems like Nationwide...
*puts on glasses*
...is on your side."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ryankon518 10 months ago 4
They suck... H is the best !!! :D
Zahertorta 10 months ago
The eclipse is upon us brother
*puts on glasses*
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!
MrFool59 10 months ago
so funny!!!
karencasile 10 months ago
what is this...
*shades*
...i dont even.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHwait what?
crazies23 10 months ago 5
It look like that I
(put on sunglasses)
..can't come up with anything
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
MrKzim95 10 months ago 11
I'm going to try this and see if it works. I know it's retarted but hey who cares!
Foresnic person: Caine we just did a test on the boy, and he is your son.
Horatio: I knew I should of....
*puts on the JUSTICE SHADES*
Horatio: Used the damn condom.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
PowerpuffButtercup1 10 months ago 3
"Two boys were found electrocuted at their computer!"
"Well it looks like...."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"They were on a shock site."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
angeltears6478 10 months ago 2
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A dead body has been found with a pile of
shit in his mouth
well i guess then
* puts on sunglasses *
he was Taking a shit
*YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHH!*
Toxicdude12 10 months ago
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Toxicdude12 10 months ago
The glasses is the key of awesomeness!
Iownallroar 10 months ago
Eva Larue just made it hot
YouRejoice 11 months ago
The impersonations by the posters ( puts on sunglasses ) are real good .
mmyculm54 11 months ago
Sir, Justin Bieber and The Jonas Brothers were found killed all shot in the foreheads in a back alley...
Well I think...
sunglasses
..the case is closed..!
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH.........
deadlysin79 11 months ago 9
Oh God his glases are from Woodstock time. HOratio come over I'll grant you the new, up to date, ones. LOL LOL
Oh, but those may be specal agents X-ray sunglasess he's wearin.
Hmm....
I wander why his eyes look so tired when he takes them off. An engima !
cubrick2001 11 months ago
LOL
"My name is Lynn. Rex Lynn."
*Wears sunglasses.. to mouth*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
valmiustila 11 months ago
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father.
*Wears sunglasses*
Prepare to die
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
zaqareemalcolm 11 months ago 3
I like his voice :DDD
Lylala95 11 months ago
Horatio, someone blew up the sunglasses store.
-Well, it seems that I...
*crickets chirping*
...
*world as we know it ends*
Brogel 11 months ago 5
So it seems...
*puts on sunglasses*
that someone murdered this guy
*everyone stares*
What? They can't all be gems!
YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH
TheMadSkateboarder 11 months ago 5
"Horatio, the Icecream salesman was found dead after being shoved down a steep cliff"
"It seems like he...
*Sun glasses*
... Travelled on a rocky road"
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Koolked96 11 months ago 10
The first one woudlve been awesome
buttercow12 11 months ago
"Sir, Justin Beiber's been found shot dead."
"Well I guess he..."
*Puts on sunglasses*
"...Won't be having a Baby any time soon."
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GunGraveTZA2 11 months ago 6
"The victim was killed at a local McDonalds."
Well, I guess...
*puts on sunglasses*
"He didn't have a very happy meal."
YEEAAAAAAH!
TimothyParadox1 11 months ago 358
@TimothyParadox1 That's genious.
Dpyrt 10 months ago